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Ninjas Steal Man’s Medical Marijuana

March 26, 2012 at 2:46 pm by Morbid

WEST COVINA, CA – Police in California are looking for two ninjas who chased after a man and stole his weed.

The man was on a “medical marijuana delivery” Friday night when he was approached by two men dressed as ninjas.

They began chasing after the man while wielding batons, causing the victim to drop his bag of pot and an undisclosed amount of money. The two ninjas picked up the items and ~~disappeared in a puff of smoke~~ fled on foot.

Sgt. Travis Tibbets of the West Covina Police Department says the two suspects are still at large and described as being in their 20s, around 5 feet 8 inches, thin and wearing black ninja costumes.

Tags: California, Crime, marijuana, ninja, Robbery

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Cory

damn Ninjas
curiousalways

they have to have pot to turn into teenage mutant ninja turtles. It’s part of the process. The pot brownies kids kept bringing to school weren’t potent enough so they had to resort to this. Can’t really blame them.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

My comment is totally on topic – “LMAO”.
CT

HOLE LEE SHIITTTTTT – these are the same ninjas that drank an entire of vodka and left the empty on the top of my refrigerator! Someone needs to do something quick! They made it from VA to CA in 2 days! I even had my own nunchucks and stars to defend myself and see where that got me.
CT

Do you think he just smoked so much weed in one sitting that he forgot where he put the rest of that shit and needs a story to cover up until he can remember?

I love this story. Love it.
62julietandvoid

Sadly, I have to warn the public that if this herb is not made available to everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, this kind of atrocity is going to continue happening again and again. People like Marijuana. It is good for us. Give up your coffee or tea for a week and then come and talk shit. Yeah. me neither.
TinyCyborg

Wouldn’t it be more likely The Foot stole the weed to give to miniature Sam Rockwell, head of the “bad kids” who steal for the chance to please Shredder and join the clan? Smoking pot seems about the most evil thing going on there compared to the menacing cigarette smoking, the outrageous video game/poker playing and the devilish skateboard ramps.
Cory

I agree shits gonna blow up soon they will have to legalize it point blank.
Andy P

I hope the pot wasn’t “cut” for the sake of the Ninaja’s health and all. I hear that can be a big problem. LOL
curiousalways

you are getting way over my head now!!!
sugarpie

hmmm, how did they know they were in their 20′s?
buhbam

Medical marijuana delivery, awesome! I gotta move to Cali. Maybe I can finally get the medicine I need for my night blindness.
DangerousKindOfSnark

All those hours of Tenchu finally pay off.
JGo555

“The Ninjas” by The Barenaked Ladies

I woke up this morning and everything was differentSomething was strange in
the airI woke up this morning and everything was differentI knew that
the Ninjas had been there.I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the
dresserBehind the bed, but nothing could be foundThere was nothing left
behind them, nowhere that I could find themNo fingerprints or crumbs on the
ground.The Ninjas are deadly and silentThey’re also unspeakably
violentThey speak Japanese, they do whatever they pleaseAnd sometimes
they vacation in Ireland.The Ninjas are deadly and silentThey’re
also unspeakably violentThey speak Japanese, they do whatever they
pleaseAnd if you tear off their masks they’ll be smiling.
kcjosh

“Sgt. Travis Tibbets of the West Covina Police Department says the two suspects are still at large and described as being in their 20s, around 5 feet 8 inches, thin and wearing black ninja costumes.”

Well that should definitely narrow down a list of suspects…
girlygerd

Lolol ……ninjas are so awesome
newstarshipsmell

Did LE bother to look inside the victim’s head? I suspect the ninjas may be hiding out there.
HellcatJesi

On their way through Missouri they emptied my bottle of rum AND ate my pint of Ben & Jerry’s.
JohnQknowitall

Ninjas=Asians and we all know how they are!
AssWho?

Nah you want the big CO. Cali started it but has lost a lot of ground in the couple years. Here in CO you can not only grow/posses, but we have the “Make my day law” as well so when you get you CO MMJ red card for $120, you can just shoot the ninjas
Lena60

First booty call ninjas now pot stealing ninjas, whats the world comming to?
Heather_Habilatory

Ninjas. Rrrrriiiiiiigggghhhttt.
newstarshipsmell

Really good at math?
JGo555

Short, yellowish & book carriers?
JGo555

I remember that…
hookerpie

I’m confused. Was this guy walking around with his pot and his money out in the open? Maybe next time he will keep his pot and his money put away until time of exchange. He was asking to be robbed.
malq

Penii like chapstick tubes?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

How are they ?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

I hear ninjas are schooled in pick pocketing …
JohnQknowitall

Well brains, education, and paychecks really can compensate for much.
JohnQknowitall

I always assumed they were like everyone else.
Cory

Cause if he were 30-40 they might would of got cought stopping off at walgreens to pick up their prescription lol.
Cory

To bad colorado is a fucked up state with fucked up laws and plenty of illegal beaners to go around Ill never go back, pretty scenary though.
AssWho?

Compared to who? I will admit that our population of undocumented brown, is to a point that I find hard to tolerate. But compared to Cali we no burrito….yet. Colorado is rumored to have Immigration laws similar to AZ and GA coming down the pipe. Can only hope its soon.
Califboy

Don’t worry everybody I am Ok !!!!!!!
Many dispensaries here in Cali, wheww !
Califboy

Ninjas with brownies and munchies.
annagg

I seem to recall some potty mouths too, but I did just watch it a couple months ago…It’s a classic!
Wends

They COULDN’T have been ninja.

They were seen. And haven’t committed sanpaku yet.
annagg

They stopped by my place in Kentucky and spent 5 hours on the Internet, spread dirty dishes all over the place, and unfolded all that laundry I did!
annagg

Hmmm… Weed, guns and getting rid of illegals? Are you sure you aren’t real estate agents? Cause I am tempted! In Ky, we have illegals EVERYWHERE!
AssWho?

Hell in CO, registered mmj card holder can carry 2 ounces legal.
get caught with up to 1 OZ with no mmj card and it is a misdemeanor and $100 max fine.

Whats a OZ in KY get you? $1000+ in fines and prison if your already a felon?

SW Denver is the only place in the US I could live anymore
annagg

Yep! Your life is screwed. I have never been caught, but came close…we got pulled over by 3 cops at once, that’s when I knew my boyfriend (husband now) loved me. He had me slide the weed out of my pocket and he put it in his sock. He is a triple felon, so he would’ve gone down hard. We weren’t busted, but we swore to never buy weed again! (Lasted a month)

Funny thing is, I don’t smoke recreationaly, I smoke it to curb intense back pain (degenerative disc disease) and insomnia. It also helps me focus on the task at hand, rather than the 5 different things I am thinking of at any given time (ADHD). I freaking NEED it, lol. But, I don’t smoke as much as I should (it is almost 2 am and I need to get up in 5 hours) I got an 1/8 9 months ago and still have half of it.
Cory

I mean don’t get me wrong I dont mind the mexicans at all, It’s the ones that live in Greeley that I cannot stand. You see I was forced to live there in a halfway house for 2 yrs before I got released, but I would have much rather just stayed in sterling and finished my time. Now I will admit the buds in Colorado are awesome esp that (Durbin Posion) and if anyone says otherwise then they obviously are all on meth Hey wait a minute ! they are lol.
Cory

Guidelines though, sure It’s legal to have it in denver but you and I both know that one quick corner in denver your outside that county and boom adams county is right there to bust you I seen it to many times man.
LeaveMeBe

Sorry CT, I got a booty call from Texas and had to scram. I’ll send you another bottle of vodka.
LeaveMeBe

Well, Lena, with the economy tanking I had to expand my business. Help me come up with a name?
CT

Thank god it was you and not my damn cat again.
Lena60

Ninjas on call. We provide ninjas in every color of the rainbow.We makes house calls.If you act now, we will throw in a pair of nunchucks for free. Thats a 19.99 dollar value.but wait …theres more. If not completely satisfied, we have a money back guarentee.call now! Is that how your comercial will sound LMB? lol
LeaveMeBe

Ninjas On Call. I LOVE it Lena! You are awesome. Want to be my office manager?
AssWho?

Amendment 20 is state wide.

If you are a legal card carrying MMJ patient in the state of Colorado you can carry 2 0z at any given time with no ability for law enforcement to say shit ( we all have our horror stories, have a couple my self with just Littleton PD about ignoring Colorado Constitution). To my knowledge the only place your card provides zero protection is on federal or school property and anywhere where the state otherwise before entering the premises or property.
Long dead I know just thought some clarification would be good for other CO mmj holders