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Husband Accused Of Knocking Out Wife With A Pineapple

March 22, 2012 at 7:44 am by  

Husband Accused Of Knocking Out Wife With A PineappleAnn Arbor, Michigan - Not a lot of details on this one, but authorities have reported a 42-year-old man knocked his wife unconscious with a pineapple during an argument inside the couple’s home.

Police say the 32-year-old woman checked into the University of Michigan Hospital last Friday night, but hasn’t been cooperating with their investigation. She is only giving them basic information and no details regarding the fight or what prompted it.

Hospital staff, who notified police of the assault, are also the ones who informed police that they believed the woman had been struck by the fruit.

Police did find evidence of a fight in the couple’s home and have asked the Washtenaw Count prosecutor’s office to review a request for an arrest warrant for the husband. No word on if the couple have a history of violence.

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    • Sam

      Cripes. If he struck her hard enough to knock her unconcious, she’s lucky she didn’t get sliced to pieces by the leaves. Evil fucking fruit. It’s like a Del Monte frigging pitbull.

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      She is protecting SpongeBob! I just know it.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

       This is nothing like the movie,but the lady was definitely hit with the Pineapple Express.

    • malq

      I don’t know why this reminds me of Kieth Richards, who was climbing a coconut tree and  one fell on his head. It didn’t fix him.

    • malq

      My only bitch with pineapple is my mouth feels like I ate two panes of glass with a sandpaper chaser  for a week after.

    • Sam

      You’re supposed to peel it before you eat it.

    • malq

      Not in the ol’ malq family. We is treditional.

    • sugarpie

      I once threw a tomato in a fit of rage.  It did not have the same effect.

    • PlaysWithBalls

      My mouth feels the same with kiwi, but I eat em anyway haha.

    • megaflytron

      Sounds like she should have had a V8.

    • CT

      That is hilarious.  I’m certain she does not have the same view of things but I find it fucking funny as hell.  

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      This honestly sounds like something that could happen in my house.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      I do as well. The ages, location and weapon used…could’a been me.

    • malq

      Yeah, I hear ya, New Zealanders tend to be a bit rashy I understand. Try an Aussie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJewishGirl Rebekah Herzberg

      I love pineapples. Tasty. It looks like it would hurt though. I have never thrown fruit before or hit anyone with it for that matter. Maybe I should start. 

    • JGo555

      Doesn’t matter what he knocked her out with, he hit her so to me he would’ve been dead after one smack.

      At least he didn’t hither with a platipus…

    • JGo555

      You might want to check for KIWI ALLERGIES.

    • BluExtacy

      LOL …. Just LOL… Frying pan isn’t good enough these days I guess lol

    • rensuchan

      Oh man, such a local story for me.  I’ll have to snap photos of violent looking people buying pineapples at my local grocery stores.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Note to self: Self, don’t buy pineapples in AA or at least listen for shutter sounds.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Naw it’s MI and octopus would have been far more likely (Red Wings).

    • rensuchan

      That would be the funniest way to meet ever.

      Me: *takes photo of Angels Mom grabbing a pineapple*
      AM: *chucks pineapple at rensuchan*  ”I heard that.”

      And then we would become the bestest of fwiends eber!

    • Jycorro

      Coffee pots, beer and now pineapples. I am not doing Domestic Viloence right. I threw kisses at the wife last night. No cops were involved…. But handcuffs were.

    • Gee

       I couldn’t stop thinking about the marks that a pineapple would leave on your face.

    • LuvsHorror

      Now those pineapples can be pretty prickly, so that must have hurt.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Then I would finally have a good story to tell when asked “So how’d you two meet?”.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JTXWGMNM36EPO6SQLBO7XCH4PE Trish D

      LOL – my ex clocked me with a brisket in the store once.  Once.

    • JohnQknowitall

      I think I would be embarrassed to admit that one at the anger management group.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Was that you who told the story about eating a whole pineapple as a form of punishment? I’m still saving that one for my son when he gets older and starts sagging his pants.

    • Deety

      I am going to start calling pineapple the pit bull of fruit now…

    • ViewerBeware

      Ah, domestic violence in Bikini Bottom. Poor Spongebob must feel awful.

    • Cory

      I just don’t know if chucking a pineapple is worth catching a D.V record, but can we just agree I hate cutting up pineapple such a pain in the ass lol.

    • Babydoll0630

      Hubby is smoking a brisket today…….I guess I’ll try to stay on his good side.  LOL!

    • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

      Exactly how the fuck do you knock someone unconscious with a pineapple?  I can’t imagine that one smack upside the head would do it, would it?  Seems like he would have had to beat her upside the head with the thing for quite a while.  

    • Cory

      :P

    • LeaveMeBe

      I don’t know how people do that. My arms get tired.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Ha!

    • carrgood

      it’s not an allergy. some people’t tongues are sensitive to the acid in kiwis and pineapples.  it’s the same acid that makes it impossible to put either fresh fruit into jello. the acid breaks down the gelatine — it’s also breaking down your tongue-meat when you eat it. that’s why your tongue feels sandpapered. if i eat more than one little piece, my tongue bleeds.

    • PhantasmaGora

      Its like if a baseball…and a grapefruit met…and fucked. Then those babies got together…youd get this Pineball Applefruit? Maybe she had a Nagging with a fruit chaser? Either way…she was lucky it wasnt a coconut…

    • malq

      No baby, I missed that comment, sorry, I will do one for you soon. The Malq Pineapple Express ….

    • Babydoll0630

      LOL!  Guess I walked right into that one…..

    • malq

       My arms get tired when I take a double dose of Viagra and the hooker/escort  doesn’t show up,.

    • LeaveMeBe

      I bet. Maybe you should try Cialis, I hear it’s ready whenever you are…