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Man Dies After Being Buried Under Pinto Beans

March 19, 2012 at 9:09 am by Morbid

BRUSH, CO - An employee at Kelly Bean Co. died last Thursday after he was buried under a pile of pinto beans.

So far there is no word on exactly how the accident happened, but what is being reported is that 56-year-old Raymond Segura, Jr. was buried under a pile of pinto beans 15-20 feet high.

It took almost an hour for rescuers to dig him out, but by then it was too late, the poor guy had suffocated to death.

Police, OSHA investigators, and Kelley’s safety team are investigating how Segura managed to get buried. He had worked at the warehouse for 12 to 15 years.

Now let’s sit back and see how many idiots crack a ”beaner” joke because they think it’s clever.

Tags: Accident, Crime, Kelly Bean, pinto beans, Raymond Segura, Weird News

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DangerousKindOfSnark

Damn it. I eat Pinto Beans at least 3-4 times a week. I really hope I don’t buy the dead guy beans.
JohnQknowitall

Suffocation does not fit in with my idea of a quick death… Man I hope he was knocked unconscious immediately.
JGo555

I KNEW IT! Screw vegetarians & their claim that they can get protein from beans! BEANS CAN KILL!!!

I am so going to email this to my mom that forced me to eat rice & beans as a kid!!!I AM AVENGED.

Sorry to the family of this man… they’ll think about him every time they have frijoles, even if they are Refritos.
Zazen

That’s taking being ‘buried in your work’ FAR too seriously.
EveryVillainIsLemons

I’ve been beaned before, but this is just ridiculous.
Chinchillazilla

9-year-old boys nationwide awoke to a whole new level of fart-related bean jokes.
OutOfBubbleGum

If only instead of Pinto Beans, he’d been surrounded by M&M’s. He could have eaten his way free.
Sam

The only thing his family can hope for now is that he did something really, really stupid before getting hit in the face by a few million beans. ‘Cause if he did, he’s a shoe-in for this year’s Darwin Award.
Zazen

I think you and I might be riding the same bus to hell. I’ll bring the snacks.
darsa

“1000 Ways To Die” needs to know about this one… O.O
http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

Great now every time I eat fucking re-fried beans I’m gonna think of this guy dying in a pit of pinto beans. What a seriously fucked up way to go. I mean I know we all wanna go out memorably but this is just ridiculous. I mean how do you tell your kids their Grandad died this way? Coz I don’t think he died doing what he loved exactly applies here.
Lena60

It gives them more flavor.
Lena60

I bet some asshats will crack jokes on huff post,A bunch of racists on that site.
Lena60

What a terrible way to die.poor guy.
http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

Like the ones who died inhaling all that chocolate dust or some stupid shit lolz
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Not the kind of thing you hear about everyday.
DangerousKindOfSnark

Damn, you’ve made me want fajitas for lunch now.
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Gee

Kinda like using a ham hock
http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

Ooh Fajitas *drool* In my Homer Simpson voice lolz
EveryVillainIsLemons

And now for the main questions on everyone’s mind: Who spilled the beans? Why?
Tenbux

Oh great. Inept investigators are going to let the pitbull responsible for this get away with it.
darsa

And here I was blaming the bathtub… O.O
Heather_Habilatory

I totally thought the couch did it this time!
joan gordon

Guess his mom never warned him not to put beans up his nose
lespacino

I knew a kid who got buried under a bunch of corn after he climbed into the back of a farm truck. His dad didn’t know he was there and filled the bin/bed. The kid was “missing” for hours before anyone thought to check in the corn. He was long dead by then.
lespacino

and there wouldn’t be all that dry bean dust to choke him.
lespacino

more than likely he was choking on bean dust, then as the beans filled the space around him his chest would’ve been compressed more and more with each attempt to breathe until he died…
JohnQknowitall

LOL wow… do you do children’s parties too? ;P
Wicked Smilee

Live by the bean, die by the bean.
lespacino

Yes, I make a mean set of intestines out of balloons, too!
JohnQknowitall

What about a John Wayne Gacy clown costume? I may want to higher you for my nephews birthday party in the fall.
onlyme356

That’s awful, sounds like things were not up to code at his workplace, poor guy. 1000 ways to die will definitely pick this one up, but not before making him look like a mean douche bag that deserved to “Die Re-fried”
Chixdigme

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat them, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, so get crushed by them and become worm meal.
http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

This is NOT cool beans butters!
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