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Man Found Watching Porn In Neighbors Home While Wearing Her UnderwearBethlehem, PA — A 52-year-old man was taken into custody earlier this week after police say his neighbor found him inside her home, watching porn while wearing a pair of her frillies.

The woman told police she left her house for about 25 minutes Monday evening, and when she returned, the panty-clad man known to her as “Mike” was sitting on her couch watching a porn he had apparently brought into the home with him.

Mike, later identified as Michael Zullo, then asked the woman if she “wanted to party” and said that he had brought along some cocaine and marijuana.

Mike must have been butt-ugly — the woman declined his offer and called the police instead.

Denied, Mike removed the party pooper’s panties, tossed ‘em on the floor and exited the home, leaving his “party favors” in her kitchen.

Zullo, who reportedly admitted to being inside the woman’s home without her permission, was booked on charges of criminal trespass, possession of cocaine, possession of a small amount of marijuana, loitering and prowling at night and open lewdness. He is being held on $125,000 bail.

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  • FrikkenFrak

    Doesn’t everyone do this? .

  • sherrdbw

    My kinda guy!

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    He’d have been found dead in my panties, on my couch, porn still rolling.

  • blubberdong

    An asshole in a pair of panties is really not that unusual.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Well you’re no fun.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    I said I’d let the porn stay on…and if it makes you feel any better I would have sold the coke I took off of him, and enjoyed smoking the pot! :)

  • JGo555

    He would’ve gotten away with it if he’d look like Taye Diggs too…

    (Not the best pic of him, face wise. He’s got one of the most beautiful smiles imo.)

  • newstarshipsmell

    Okay, well in that case…

  • FrikkenFrak

    Back in my partying days, I left more than a few “party favors” laying around…..

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/4Z2MAOG243GBPGWIIYVSHTHIPQ Chasity

    he should have at least tried to hide the drugs before the police showed up LOL..

  • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

    YEAH HE SURE DOES…..AND PECS TO DIE FOR

  • Deety

    As creepy as this would be, it would be totally worth it for the story.

    Somebody email this to my weed-smoking, coke-snorting, over-sexed neighbor, please?

  • Athena

    No one was hurt.  $125,000 bail seems a bit excessive.

  • SnowBomber

    I was liking this story right from the picture through “Bethlehem, PA – A” then at “52″ I just went eww and the rest of the story lost all of its potential for silly fun because there’s nothing that could be cute about a grandpa in your Victoria’s Secret watching porn and thinking about doing things to or on your couch.

  • Heather_Habilatory

     … he has a face?

    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Maybe they were really expensive panties.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yeah, well I was kinda disappointed by the lack of an age being mentioned for the victim.

  • newstarshipsmell

    In Mike’s world, yes. Yes they do.

  • newstarshipsmell

    And yet, this isn’t tagged “man wearing womens underwear” – does DD have a tag for these stories? I know I’ve read more than a couple here like this one.

  • Lena60

    Yeah, Taye can stay. :)

  • Mackac

    Really, at that juncture in his life I’m guessing he’d be pretty proud of the drug charges. In fact I think if he goes to jail he’ll be playing those charges like a crossed eyed hillbilly plays a jaw harp, cause the other ones may just make him the wrong kind of friends.

  • Mackac

     I think you’re setting the bar too high.

  • http://twitter.com/icyspring6 okYeah

    there ya go!

  • blubberdong

    You’ve found one side of my double entendre, but I think the other side was more amusing.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    I hate this.  Yes, I really do hate this guy.  I had the exact same plan in mind.  Buy a porn, buy some coke and some weed, break in next door and get arrested.  Till now, my plan was flawless; its execution was scheduled for today.  I had blue prints, aerial photos, train schedules, traffic light sequencing, satellite flight paths, lookouts, …  All for a plan I called, “The event that allows me to never see my in-laws again.” 
    It’s burnt turkey for me again this Thankgiving.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Wow iLLy, I never would have guessed you liked it THAT rough.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I keep hoping something like this will happen to one of our DD members because the outcome of the story would be so different and I’m just dying to read that version. Everyone else in the world is so lame.