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Toledo, OH - Lawrence J. Clement, 57, has turned himself in to Toledo police after having been told that there was an active warrant for his arrest. This in response to allegations that he was discovered touching a corpse ‘in a sexual manner’ while working at a funeral home.

Police say Clement – of Temperance Michigan – had “sexual contact by means of touching the erogenous zone” of Brenda Shular-Cameron, 51. Shular-Cameron had died Sunday of multiple organ failure. Shular-Cameron’s family was reportedly told that another funeral home employee witnessed Clement “fondling” the woman’s corpse.

Clement, who had worked part time at H.H. Birkenkamp Funeral Home where the incident allegedly occurred, has since been fired by the company, a spokesman said Wednesday. The family of the victim reportedly said they were told Clement worked there for seven years and was a ‘greeter.’

“I’m enraged,” said Anne Lamprecht, the victim’s mother. “My daughter died a horrible death. She was a beautiful young woman. I cringe to even think of them touching her.”

The family had the woman’s body transferred to a different funeral home, but the future is not yet clear.

“We can’t even bury her now,” Ms. Lamprecht said. “We can’t make funeral arrangements. We don’t know if the police will hold her body. She didn’t deserve this. None of the family deserved this.”

Shular-Cameron’s family have claimed funeral home manager Susan Birkenkamp offered to forgive the $11,000 funeral cost if the family didn’t call police.  Lisa Marshall, a spokeswoman for Houston-based Service Corporation International, which owns the Birkenkamp funeral home denied the family was offered a deal. Marshall said that the company wouldn’t have told the family in the first place if it wanted to cover anything up.

“I do not believe for one minute that we offered the family anything for their silence, and I believe that we operated as we always do with full transparency,” Marshall said on Thursday.

The woman’s mother had reportedly said, though, that the funeral home employee who witnessed the alleged abuse had threatened to go to the authorities if the family was not notified.

The Ohio Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors has reported that the funeral home did contact them about the matter. The board also is investigating. Board Acting Director Jennifer Baugess said that the Board could suspend or revoke the license of the funeral home or its director if wrong doing is found. Board inspectors are reportedly in Toledo today to interview employees.

Clement is scheduled to be arraigned today in Toledo Municipal Court on a charge of abuse of a corpse.

Such intrigue! I had always thought funeral homes were kinda boring. Hollywood could make a movie about this. But, please please leave out the obligatory sex scene.

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  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    The woman is dead thank God this didn’t harm her in any way but I do feel bad for her family who are suffering even more due to this knowledge. If it were my daughters body I would of rather not known personally.

  • blubberdong

    That is fucking cold.

  • Lena60

    Because of this scummy perv, the funeral home workers are all going to be punished? geez!Some people are just too fucking creepy.

  • kimbev69

    Night watchman with nick nolte look it up

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

     I’m sorry, but any time the word “greeter” is mentioned, I just think of that fat guy in Idiocracy who is the greeter at Costco and he tells everyone coming in, “Welcome to Costco, I love you.” So imagining that guy doing the Costco greeting at a funeral home just made me lose my shit.

    P.S. – @blubberdong:disqus I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (You are mentioned because that beautiful comment was initially made by you… years ago.)

  • Jemimabean

    “fingered”- Oh, Kniption, you have a delightful way with words. :)

  • Gee

     I think I would have to agree with you on that. Not sure knowing this helping the family at all. This disgusting guy needs to be dealt with but now the family has added grief on top of the existing grief.
     
    They should jail the pig fucker and this guy together and let them have at each other.
    Pig fucker will be trying to finger bang Mr. Clement and Mr. Clement will ask the pig fucker to lay still and pretend like his dead.

  • blubberdong

    Yeah, I figgered I wouldn’t recycle that old classic, too obvious.  It’s nice to know you were thinking it too though :D

  • sugarpie

    I would not have wanted to know and would hope that the funeral home dealt with sir creeps alot accordingly.  But the fact that they did tell the family/authorities and fired the guy should be the end of it.  Why all the fall out for the funeral home? 

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Meh, it’s new to all the new people, I guess. Heart you.

  • Sam

    I read this headline right after the old dude and the pig story. Individually i can handle each story, but somehow the combination of old creep, decomposing desires and a pig’s vajayjay has me retching.

  • Sam

    It’s horrible for the woman’s family, but if the funeral home hadn’t gone public with it this creep could have just slinked off to the next funeral home and kept on at it. At least the family can get some comfort out of knowing that at least the guy is now notorious and getting charged appropriately, and hopefully won’t be able to do this to anybody else. Well, not without a whole lotta digging to get at a corpse anyway, and let’s face it – if he was willing to go through that much trouble surely he would just be dating a live woman?

  • Lena60

    Thats what I was saying up top there.^

  • Lena60

    I could never work in a funeral home.Being a psychic medium, I would get bombarded by spirits.I would probably get some pushy ones too. Tell them I want to wear the blue dress. THE BLUE DRESS !!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=818709360 Billy Madatchu

    yay me!!! my hometown… and about 2miles from my current home… yes, thank you, thank you everyone… i am thinking of stopping in there and asking if i can get the friends with benefits discount.. they can do whatever they want to me when im dead if my burial is free.. that shit aint cheap ;)

  • blubberdong

    How much schooling do you have left ’til you become a psychic large?

  • JohnQknowitall

    There is much he said / she said going on here. Thank god it is the Canadian tax dollar that will pay this time and not us.

    I think the heartbroken mother smells money.

  • Zazen

    You could stop by for a cold one.

  • CT

    Isn’t all death by definition in a way, horrible? I can’t see being dead as a good thing but maybe someone who is dead can tell me otherwise.  Anyone?

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

     I am pointing my finger and the fingerer <—- made up word. I don't believe everyone should be to blame. He is the only one I can point my finger at. Okay! I am  done fingering I guess.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=818709360 Billy Madatchu

    is this on the wrong story? thats what he said ;)

  • buhbam

    They hired that puke, they are responsible for him if he breaks the law while on the clock for them.  Messing with a corpse is baaaaaaaaad joo-joo.  If the funeral home loses its license and closes its door over this, sure, thats a real bitch and not real fair for the rest of the employees…but oh well. 

    As a parent, burying my child, no matter their age, would be the most difficult thing to go through (well, second most).  If I knew some skeevy perv defiled my dead child’s body, I’d set the motherfucker and the funeral home on fire.

  • Lena60

    By the size of my now plump ass…not long. :)

  • newstarshipsmell

    Oh come on, she was already dead. It’s not like he could hurt her, and he didn’t cause her death. Family needs to quit being so uptight. I’ll take an opportunistic necrophiliac over a predatory sex offender (or even an opportunistic one) any day.

  • Lena60

    lmao

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Good to read you BD.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    But you’d never be lonely. Huh…huh…

  • PlaysWithBalls

    I would imagine she means gone before her time, or that she died unexpectedly from an accident as opposed to from a medical condition where they could have mentally prepared (as much as possible) for her impending loss.  

  • PlaysWithBalls

    Even if it didn’t hurt her, there is a certain level of respect and dignity that you would expect your loved ones body to be treated with. While I don’t think that the funeral home should be shut down, I believe that this guy needs to be punished, and never allowed to work in this capacity again. 

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

     If it were my daughter or mother or granny, I don’t think I’d like some nut fingering my family members. It’s just wrong on so many levels. It’s GROSSSSSS!

  • lespacino

     Nice!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JTXWGMNM36EPO6SQLBO7XCH4PE Trish D

    snicker…I guess it would be.

  • lespacino

     Grew up very near Temperance, myself…and just above Toledo. Erm, great area…

  • lespacino

     I have to agree. So long as the creepo isn’t killing the people. I don’t think it should be done, and don’t want it done to my loved ones, but at least the body itself didn’t suffer- being dead and all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=818709360 Billy Madatchu

    “I was lucky I didn’t get up and hit him in the head with my oxygen tank. My sister before she died, she was helping taking care of me. See, I’m terminal too, myself, and she was helping take care of me,” said Clyde Shular, the victim’s brother. —quote from most recent article on this lmao—  
    http://www.wtol.com/story/17121478/funeral-home-worker-charged-with-abusing-corpse-out-on-bail

  • JohnQknowitall

    I don’t think so. Where did I repeat what the story said?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JTXWGMNM36EPO6SQLBO7XCH4PE Trish D

    why canadian?

  • sugarpie

    I don’t know, they don’t close schools because teachers are having sex with kids.  They don’t shut down hospitals because nurses/doctors kill their patients.  How were they to know they had a creeper in their midst until he they caught him.  I’m sure he didn’t put necrophiliac on his resume.  I agree that I’d be freaked out too and would be wiggin, but at him, not the funeral home (unless of course, he was the owner/mortician).

  • buhbam

    You’re right, but I guarantee you the same hospital or school district will definitely be served with a lawsuit.  I was responding to the blurb in the article about the funeral home possibly losing their license. 

    Its the American way to sue the pants off someone if you feel you’ve been “done wrong”.  Maybe it would have been better if the family had never known.  Sure, its just a dead, souless body/shell of a human, but the family paid a shit-ton of money for their loved one to have a proper and respectful burial. Key words there….loved one.

  • CT

    I’m guessing this stupid fuck has done much more than fingered a few when given the chance.  

  • reapre

    I don’t know about death being “horrible”, per se.

    Just the means of accomplishing it…Unless you believe in a Hell, and know you’re going there…then yes, yes it would be horrible.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Almost certainly. I hope this forces him to deal with whatever mental health issue he must be suffering from. I mean, if she were young and hot, I’d just say he’s a pervert, but… He’s gotta be crazy.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I guess I was hoping beyond hope. Ohio and Indiana are the Floridas of the north. Lets make a gift to Cuba and to Canada.

  • Lena60

    Did you mean hot as in hot blooded or hot as in looking :P

  • JGo555

    Birkenkamp!???? As soon as I saw the last name of the funeral home, all I read was Nazi extermination camp:  Auschwitz-Birkenau.

    Btw, anytime your try to search the meaning of Birkenkamp all you find is this funeral home.

    https://www.google.ca/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=What+does+Birkenkamp+mean+in+English%3F&oq=What+does+Birkenkamp+mean+in+English%3F&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=11750l18957l1l19278l27l27l0l0l0l7l739l5998l0.17.2.3.2.0.1l25l0&gs_l=hp.3…11750l18957l1l19278l27l27l0l0l0l7l739l5998l0j17j2j3j2j0j1l25l0&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=5830983501fdae62&biw=1093&bih=461

  • JGo555

    If he waits long enough, he’ll die. Then again sounds like Pig fingerbanging is the fountain of youth that Ponce De Leon was looking for…

  • JGo555

    WHERE IS MY EMAIL!!! I’m dying here!

    *Fap, fap* For you. :)

  • JGo555

    It’s all sad & all but then I look at your avatar & titties never make anyone sad. Titties that look like ass cheeks are less saddening too.

  • sherrdbw

    I noticed that Ohio has been in the news lately. Maybe the people from Florida are heading north for the spring season.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Actually I think Ohio has a history of inbreeding.

  • sherrdbw

    Well at least this isn’t about rapists, child molesters or animal fuckers. I can’t imagine that this is the first body he’s done this to while working there for over seven years. Maybe he was caught during foreplay.

  • http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

    He raped that lady’s corpse….unless she death rattled some consent before he stuck his finger in her dead meat…

  • newstarshipsmell

    Maybe?

  • malq

    “The Ohio Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors”

    That sounds like a real blast to attend the national convention. I don’t know about Idaho.

  • malq

    Some things are better left unsaid. Looks like their hand was forced to tell. That family would have been no worse for the wear.

  • malq

    Yes but at least he was heterosexual. Nothing worse than a gay necro

  • VXIII

    Oh Super Malq. :(

  • VXIII

    I wouldnt want anyone touching my mom when she died, and she has beeen dead for 3 yrs now, my family just cleaned out her shit the next day and sent her to be cremated but thinking of her being touched that way would really hurt. Like she was a sexual blow up toy to be felt on and fingered would have been too much for me, dead people have paid their price, each and every one of use willl one day die, some, want respect others dont care, personally, I wouldnt want a sick fucker touching me, i would try to wake up so hard and puke up on him…

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  • Guest

    i jerked off when i read this shit