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Elderly Man Charged With Having Sex With Schools PigDAVIS, OK – Police have arrested an elderly gentlemen after he was caught on camera making sweet, sweet love to a female pig inside a school’s agriculture barn.

Surveillance video inside a barn  located on the property of Davis Public Schools captured 77-year-old Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter walking into the pig’s pen, unzipping his pants and pulling something out of his pants. He then bends over the pig and shows his extreme appreciation for the other white meat.

When questioned by police, Jimmy Jeter informed them that they had it all wrong and that he didn’t have sex with the pig, he simply stuck his finger “up her private.” He did admit that he got sexual gratification from the incident and used to do this in the early  ’70s.

Jeter was arrested and booked into the Murray County Jail on charges of detestable and abominable crime against nature. Jeter seems to have a tendency to get into trouble with animals, having served time for stealing cattle in 2008 and attempting to steal horses in 2011.

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  • Andy P

    “Authorities say Jeter admitted he “poured corn out to hold the gilt still” and that he had done this sort of thing before “in the early 70s.”

    LOL, so he fees them corn to hold ‘em still and he has done this IN the ’70s or SINCE the ’70s?  Me thinks the latter.

  • CT

    Great, now all day I will be thinking of the movie, Deliverance.  Ugh.  

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    What an animal. 

  • SayAunt

    I’ll bet he dresses up like Kermit on special occasions and brings along a blonde wig. 

  • kimbev69

    Sweet love and the other white meat lol

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    “making sweet, sweet love to a female pig.”

    The pig said they were just f***ing.

    “He then bends over the pig and shows his extreme appreciation for the other white meat.”

    I laughed at work…I’m supposed to be working dammit!

  • CT

    I heard they were just “friends”. Damn pig is a whore AND a liar? 

  • Sam

    Started in the 70s?
    *facepalm*
    No no no NO. When you heard all your friends chanting “screw the pigs”, this is NOT what they meant.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    They are friends…with benefits. She didn’t want anyone to get hurt so she kept the sex part a secret because she was afraid she’d be sent to slaughter. Please forgive her.

    -The Swine Rep

  • steelpin

    damn i have called people pig fuckers but i never seen one. i guess you see all types on here

  • reapre

    What’s long, green, slimey, and smells like pork?

  • reapre

    Kermit the Frogs finger.

  • reapre

    Hey now, don’t wanna become the next Rush Limbaugh…and I don’t want to pay for the sow’s birth control…

  • LeaveMeBe

    I can’t figure out if it’s the fever or the meds I’m on, but all I got out of this story was sex and bacon. I like sex and I like bacon, so this really isn’t that disgusting to me.

    What?

    Why are y’all looking at me like that?

  • http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ shannie

    damn you….

  • CT

    Can’t he just steal a sex toy like the other guy?  

  • JohnQknowitall

    Every time I hear a term like detestable and abominable crime against nature I wait for the the earth to quake and the sky to thunder.

    Is March the Animals and there Lovers month here on DD?

  • reapre

    You skipped the part about the bacon contracting gonorrhea and crabs…

  • Lena60

    That is some pig.

  • Lena60

    Jimmy? you lived passed the normal life span. time to go.

  • Gee

    The cops got it all wrong, I was just finger banging the Pig…. Did he think that would sound better?
     
    uggh… dirty old man

  • LeaveMeBe

    Mmmmmmmm, seafood. Sex, bacon and crabs. This just gets better and better.

  • reapre

    D=

    LMB!  Grodders!

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    OMG, a nekkid man wrapped in crab (the ocean kind) and bacon!!! **passes out**

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    So was the one having sex at the ice rink…

  • reapre

    The only sexy-man-beast that’s going to be wrapped in bacon, is Cody Huff :/ sorry.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Girl, you read my mind. *drools*

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    **vomits violently** 

  • LeaveMeBe

    You are just not in the right mind set. See Angels Mom’s comment below. Substitute a nekkid woman and two of your favorite foods and there you have it, instant fantasy. Ta-da!

  • reapre

    I’m a recovering fat-kid :( .

    Never mixed sex with food…never really saw the appeal.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’ll say this again: I have NEVER seen ears that big on a penis before.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Edited before I even hit the post button. I was about to say some extremely freaky stuff. LOL

  • sugarpie

    Now I’m gonna be scoping people out at the 4H fair wondering who the nasty pig fuckers are. 

  • Jemimabean

     We should absolutely set him up with Granny Turtle from the Ice- Rink Sex.

  • Califboy

     He should have just smelled Kermits finger if he wanted to smell some pork.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You’re killing me here, reapre. I’m doing my best, but I’m on medication and running a fever so I can’t keep up. I’m delusional and hallucinating. Let me have my small moments, man. Be a friend.

  • Califboy

     Of all the shit to have your family remember you by,this is not it.
    ( Grand kids ) Hey bro remember grandpa Jimmy, (brother) ya wasn’t he the pig fucker ?
                          Nah, he just banged them ! 

  • blubberdong

    I remember calling my friends “sheep fuckers” at the strip joint when they wouldn’t tip for titties, but that was because I was drunk and it came out wrong.

  • Califboy

    That bitch was butt ass ugly, this is a little song we used to sing in our teens,
     
    U-g-l-y , you ain’t got no alibi,
    cause you ugly, you ugly,
    your mama said you ugly .

  • Califboy

     Makes a inflatable sex doll look normal now.

  • Califboy

     Admit it, you just wanna be “porked” today ??? say it say it.

  • Califboy

     It’s the fever, I swear your Honor………..

  • Califboy

     Kinda redundant, wrapping a pig with bacon .

  • 18th40

     Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies……………………you say he fucked a what ?…………..somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, it’s a pig with the silkiest thighs…

    Good grief, come on Friday get me the fuck out of here.

  • 18th40

    It wasn’t the rubber boots they always had in the truck ?

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Sounds AWESOME! A pork roast wrapped in bacon. I don’t even eat meat and the thought of that turns me on.

    Is it hot in here?

  • JGo555

    How many times does he have to tell you: “HE WAS MAKIN’ BACON!”

  • JGo555

    I tried once… ended up being hungry instead of horny. I can be either horny or hungry. Apparently I can’t multitask those two.

  • JGo555

    You mean acceptable & encouraged by society?

  • girlygerd

     he could have lessened his bestiality charge and just had sex with that homeless lady if he likes pigs lol

  • Sam

    That just made me laugh out loud. Yeah, try explaining THAT one to a room full of co-workers! :)

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I’m a chef…food is sex.

  • blubberdong

    So…you like oink and doink?  Sounds more than reasonable.

    Get well soon.

  • PlaysWithBalls

    What is with all the sick demonites? I’m right there with you.  Although my fever has finally subsided, so I don’t have an excuse for my inappropriate comments today. Feel better!

  • PlaysWithBalls

    We used to sing that too, slight variations, but mostly the same.  And now it’s stuck in my head.  Eff you.

  • 18th40

     And she tastes like chicken.

  • 18th40

    She just posted bail.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Mmmmmm…bacon.

  • reapre

    Just imagine the repercussions on his current grandkids.

    If he has any in elementary school, they just got a free-ride to being made fun of for the rest of their school lives.  “Your grandpa fucks pigs!”…”Lol, now I know why your parents named you Wilbur…”   (From Charlotte’s Web).

  • reapre

    That’s WAYY to greasy!

    I’ll just take a chicken omelet…yum.  <– That's not breakfast, that's a vendetta.

  • Lena60

    Hope you get better sweety . :)

  • Lena60

    I don’t know, I can’t see to well through my hazmat suit.

  • Lena60

    I knew you would show up if bacon was mentioned. Its like a magic spell, trizzle trazzle bacon trone…

  • Califboy

     Guess its better then fucking the neighbors pit bulls, horses, and  pigs !

  • Zazen

    Well that’s what he did when he was stealing cattle and horses a while back! He was rustlin’ up some luuuvvv <3

  • Zazen

    This is assuming his family hasn’t long since disowned him.

  • curiousalways

    perhaps we could combine the two-like tie me up with some bacon, or use bacon as a whip….I’m really not into that, but for some reason it seems to work with bacon. 

  • Califboy
  • My_Mind_Speaks

    Was Charlotte the Spider holding the camera?

  • Heather_Habilatory

    *hork*

  • http://talkinshitwithshannieandboo.blogspot.com/ BooBooKittyFuck

    Obviously not a Jew then huh…or is it cool to finger so long as you don’t eat?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oink and doink! LOL! Can’t wait to use this.

  • LeaveMeBe

    No fair! In my delirium, these words kept looping no matter how I tried to get the outta my head.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hell yeah! I rub a pork roast with a homemade honey-mustard marinade and then wrap it in bacon. One of the favorites in my house.

    No, it’s not hot, it’s just YOU. ;)

  • LeaveMeBe

    This made me think of Jimmy Dean sausage.

    Uh-oh, here I go again with the food association thing….

  • hicusdicus

     When I was in high school the school pig was the only one who would go out with me.

  • hicusdicus

     Mayonnaise seems to be good with either one.

  • hicusdicus

     I always thought eating and sex were the way to go.

  • hicusdicus

     Well I guess you don’t live in Arkansas.

  • hicusdicus

     Well I guess you have never tried a soft eyed young goat. Compared to some of the girls I see at Walmart they are quite appealing.

  • hicusdicus

     Or bite your fingernails.

  • LeaveMeBe

    HAHA! Nope. Do the peni there have unusually large ears? I’ll have to pay attention next time I’m passing through.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    clicked and bookmarked.. :)

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Aw yeah…how YOU doin’?