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Exposure Of Fake Genitalia Leads To Real Charges

March 7, 2012 at 8:38 am by  

Exposure Of Fake Genitalia Leads To Real ChargesAnnapolis, MD — Police arrested a 28-year-old man for allegedly exposing himself to women at Anne Arundel Community College on numerous occasions back in February.

Several women reportedly complained to police that a man in a silver vehicle was exposing himself on campus between the 16th and 22nd of February.

After an extensive investigation involving both campus security and local law enforcement, a potential suspect was identified. That suspect, 28-year-old Jacob Bovia, was arrested Friday after he was seen acting all suspicious-like while seated in his silver Honda Accord.

One thing led to another, and police soon discovered Bovia was in possession of fake genitalia. When questioned, Bovia reportedly admitted to “exposing” the fake junk while, presumably, keeping the real junk in his draws. And that, my friends, resulted in three counts of indecent exposure and two counts of disorderly conduct.

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    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

      Can’t believe that have charged him with indecent exposure for this.

      But then again if it was pretty realistic then I guess it could have really upset some people even scared them. He’s still a dickhead (pun intended!) though for doing it in the first place….I mean what was going through his mind (if anything)

    • malq

      I can believe they charged him. the same damage was done as if it was real. kinda like fake bomb threats.

    • sugarpie

      Why? 

    • sugarpie

      Baiting Shyloh. . .

    • LilHoney

      Maybe the real thing wasnt as impressive and just came up short…

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Because his real dick was too small or probably can’t get erect.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Sorry, I commented before I saw your post.

    • JGo555

      And he looks surprised and a little high. I wonder why!?

    • Sam

      SMH.
      Really?
      Do we now need to include a fucking user manual with dildo’s??

    • JGo555

      Fucking dumbass!

    • LilHoney

      U know what they say about great minds…;)

    • newstarshipsmell

      I prefer the “it’s fake so they can’t charge me” explanation better, since that fits better with the level of stupidity apparent in his mug shot.

    • Texas Ranger

      Soooo…..If ya’ll show your fake cans in public, that would be indecent exposure? Or do they have to be factory originals to be charged?

    • JohnQknowitall

      I hear you, but I am really curious as to what the courts/prosecutors will decide in the end.

    • Gee

      This guy is just an idiot and deserves all charges brought against him if for nothing but for being incredibly stupid

    • JohnQknowitall

      Rarely does the real match the stuff sold in sex shops.

    • JohnQknowitall

      Hmmm… What an embarrassment if the guy isn’t the flasher and was using the pleasure rocket for his own pleasure’n?

    • Lena60

      He looks 3 bricks short of a full load.

    • Cory

      They will probably strip search him, laugh and decide having a small penis is punishment enough. Cause seriously why wouldn’t you show your real thing if your gonna do it ?

    • Zazen

      First rule in the book would be ‘Don’t take the goodies out of the bag till you get home, people.’

    • goldenaurelia

      Lol imagine explaining that one!

    • kniption

      I call immediately for a law against exposing fake genitalia in a motor vehicle!

    • CT

       While texting with no seat belt.

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      The law will only cover the fake one though right?

    • kniption

      Absolutely.  We still have that road head quandary.  I would consider outlawing all exposure if a special exception exists related to what I’ll refer to as “driver assistance programs.”

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      “driver assistance programs.”

      LMAO! I like to assist drivers when necessary…being a good American and all.

    • Gee

       ”Nothing like driving down the road on a nice sunny day while receiving the best blow job ever…”   leave this quote anonymous   *gee bats eye lashes innocently as usual*

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

       Hahahahha! stopitstopitstopit <—- copyright by shyloh!

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

       Ok I have a fake penis, but I keep it at home hidden under my pillow okay!!!

    • sugarpie

      I guess to fit in with this story, we would need fake Va-jay jays.

    • Zazen

      What I find most highly amusing about this whole thing is that Jaded found a story where, when the subject comes up in the podcast, she won’t have to say ‘penis‘!

    • Perp Walk Fan

      I’m guessing that it was his Whizzinator.

    • reapre

      You know when you wake up with a pillow imprint in the side of your face and it doesn’t seem to want to go away?

      What happens if you wake up with a mushroom stamp imprint on your cheek because it slipped out in the middle of the night?

    • Andy P

      Except in Cedric’s case.  LOL.  Right Ced?

    • reapre

      I have a pic on my FB where I’m in our (local) sex shop wearing a pair of fake tits…Is that indecent exposure? O.o

    • Gee

       I have never known @jaded to ever shy away from the word Penis LOL

    • Andy P

      Indeed.  We can call it the Jacob Bovia law.  Too bad his initials are JB instead of BJ.  LOL

    • reapre

      On that note…that’s going to be my avatar for a couple days from now on.

    • reapre

      What’s so offensive about a penis, Gee?

      I don’t grasp the offense people take over naked bodies…I mean you don’t run screaming out of the room when your (lover) gets naked, do you?

    • Gee

       Oh sweetie you must be mistaking me for someone else…. Gee loves Penis, Kawk, Dick, skin flute, tube steak and what ever the hell else you want to call it.
      I just think the guy in the story is an idiot. maybe you misunderstood :o )~

    • reapre

      Omg, you remind me of the cougar I used to beat up on the weekends.

      “You call it whatever you want sweetie, just slap me with it.”  Gee, you’re dirty.

    • Gee

       Easy there cowboy … This cougar usually beats up on the boys… LMAO

      As a side Note: I hate the fucking term Cougar  … Ugh

    • Zazen

      Excellent faux mammaries, sir! =D

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      Nice rack! **whistling** 

    • reapre

      What would you prefer to call it then? 

      She was 37, I was 26 at the time.

    • Zazen

       Damn. I call that marriage. My husband’s more than a smidge younger than I >.>

    • Gee

      37 is hardly a cougar….
      I want to say for the record I am not of cougar age yet!

    • Gee

      deleted for Tard replying

    • Athena

      It actually looks like a butt unless you really strain… which I did.

    • Zazen

      Admit it, you were starting at his fake tits and were distracted =D

    • reapre

      Sorry, Disqus doesn’t exactly give much room for the moobs :( .

      You can see the best part though! The nipples! =D

    • reapre

      Just remember you have to be a hot piece of ass to land a guy “more than a smidge” younger than you…I mean, you probably have a killer personality… O:-)

    • Athena

      lol, it is when you’re 26…

    • sherrdbw

      Lucky!

    • Texas Ranger

      Between your fake tits, this guys fake dick and the guy that stole the fake piece of ass couple weeks back…. I’d say we got all the important parts for a pretty ugly tranny.

    • reapre

      Shoot, guys aren’t all too discriminate…Go approach a couple mid-20′s guys (idk your age) and work the female charm.  You’d be surprised how many are willing to…accomodate your needs…

    • Gee

       That’s right…. I forgot when you’re 26 that would seem old.. LMAO

    • LeaveMeBe

      In Austin we can show our real cans and not get into trouble at all. There is no law against going topless but it is “discouraged” according to Chief Acevado. Or so I’ve heard.

    • Athena

      I remember when I was a teenager, and people my age (29) seemed ancient.  :P

    • Reen B

       I don’t know if it’s still part of that law but it used to be, any day
      except Mardi Gras or Carnival …maybe Halloween too. I recall a lot of
      guys whining about that.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4CUWZEOQD5K47A6G3BTG37F2ZE Heatherbe1978

      ok so by fake genitalia, is that some stuffy way of saying sex toy? If so, when people saw it,were they shocked that the white guy had a 16 inch black penis?

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      I thought to be a cougar there had to be at least a 15 year age gap. She was just an older woman. lol

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      No I wouldn’t… age doesn’t really seem to matter much anymore.

    • Texas Ranger

      From what I’ve seen in Austin, it don’t take festival to get a chick topless.

    • Zazen

      I was referring to the podcast’s running joke where Jaded has to say ‘penis’ without giggling XD

    • Gee

       So am I reading this correctly: LMB skips around Texas showing off her cans?

    • Gee

       That’s Jaded playing cutesie :o )~

    • LeaveMeBe

      Nope. It’s legal to be topless whenever, not only on certain days.

    • LeaveMeBe

      No, you are not.

      I don’t skip. (ouch!)

      I stroll.

    • Texas Ranger

      As the bumper sticker says….”Keep Austin Weird”

    • reapre

      “the ten-year age difference seems to be an unspoken but accepted minimum between partners.”

      http://womensissues.about.com/od/startingover/f/FAQCougar.htm

    • reapre

      The couple in the upper 20′s lower 30′s I would consider as “older”…being 10+ years is where I’d call it a “cougar” thing.  It appears we disagree on the age gap =P.

      Hey, I tried for one that had been 45.  Her daughter was older than me (at the time), I think I was 23?…Just for the sexcipade….I got shut down, over and over again.  I tried.  I’m sure she was flattered, but liked ‘em more in “her age group”…Pschhh.

    • Athena

      Sweet.  So, legally, I became eligible for cougardom last year.  I think I’ll still have to wait a few years before I can fully appreciate it, though.

    • LeaveMeBe

      Not to bag on you reap, but maybe she didn’t want to be someone’s sexcapde. My mom went through this when she found herself suddenly single in her early forties. Most of the guys were looking to make a conquest and you could tell most thought she should be flattered. It pissed me off so bad! But there was one time, when I was 24 (and single) and my mom was 46, we were at a Big Boy Toy convention and a guy who was 28 kept popping up. My mom kept insisting he was checking me out but I knew better. On my way back from the ladies room he stopped me and questioned me about my mom. I took him over to introduce them and after much badgering she agreed to go out to coffee with him. They ended up dating for over a year until my mother let her hang-up about their age difference get the best of her. He was a great guy who was really in love with her. Stupid momma.

    • LeaveMeBe

      You think boobies are weird? I would bet you that there are a lot of places where the law is the same but most people don’t know it.

    • reapre

      LMB

      I don’t take it as some kind of “difficult” conquest, it was actually pretty easy.  I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right.  Too add: It wouldn’t bother me if I was just part of the midlife crisis…it was fun either way.

    • reapre

      Wait until you can hit up the mid-20′s, at least, and still have that 10 year age gap…

      New recruit doesn’t know his way around, or seasoned vet…

      Your choice.

    • LeaveMeBe

      I can’t reply to you on your comment reapre so I did it here. Most guys acted like it was some kind of conquest or even a contest with her. There isn’t anything attractive about that. And I can even think of a few guys who wouldn’t want to be viewed/pursued that way. Not many, but a couple. Haha! If it’s mutual “hey, let’s do this just because” kind of thing then I get that. My mom is a bit high strung though. :)

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

       Ok you take care of that one on/////////BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

       WTF! Never thought of that. And I am trying really hard not to keep staring at your avatar! But I CAN’T!!!!

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

      Yea. I thought it was a butt with pimples on it. UGH!!!

    • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

      This guy is a dumb ass.  What is the point of showing off a fake twig and berries?  I’m glad he got charged anyways.  Just for being a dumb ass.  Which should actually be a real charge in my opinion.

    • reapre

      What? You’ve never seen a man with boobs before?

      You thought it was hot.  Don’t lie.

    • Lena60

      lol, Thats what I thought it was at first.

    • lespacino

       My guess is he carried the fake as a sort of red herring: “Why, no, Officer, I didn’t show my real penis- I showed this, see?” He probably thought he could get away with it that way, and he might. ‘To catch the criminal, you must think like the criminal.’

    • lespacino

       sometimes…

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      LOL I’m actually not trying to disagree. I was told that it was 15 years. According to the official cougar website **pukes** 
      http://www.dateacougar.info/is-she-a-real-urban-cougar.html there are rules to the age gap thing.

      To me a cougar is someone who pounces or hunts younger men, I wouldn’t consider a woman who just happened to fall in love with a younger man a cougar. But that’s just me.

      Actually the 45 year old should have given you a spin, she should have been around her sexual peak…at least that’s what I’ve read.

    • reapre

      Angels Mom,

      I agree with you! Why wouldn’t an (older woman) want to try a younger guy out? Yeah you were there at one point, and all…You forget how the younger guys are because you’re used to the meat you aged with. 

    • sugarpie

      hmmmm - how to flash my fake va-jay jay in my silver honda accord.  Thinking, thinking. . .

    • Texas Ranger

      Nooooooo. Boobies are AWESOME (on chicks over 18 and if they are in the same general geographic location God put em). Austin is weird.

    • Gee

       No offense but…. It is flattering when a younger guy expresses interest but as soon as you give him a chance in the sack you soon realize their experience  matches their age .

      *at least that’s what I been told    ** wink wink

    • buhbam

      This dewd looks like Drew Brees!