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Meet the beguiling 38-year-old Stacy Splawn. Knowing that Prince Charming must be awaiting her beauty and charm to be released from the binds of marriage, she asked her husband for a divorce.

Being a good Christian, Douglas Splawn told her that their vows were “till death do we part” and that he declined to take part in the sin of marriage dissolution. He thought her response of “That’ll be sooner than you think” was a little curious, but the dedicated fellow continued with his husbandly duties (gag!).

He happened upon a syringe and vial of medication which was labeled succinylcholine in Stacy’s eyeglass case on the nightstand. The warning label about surgical use, death and paralysis on the vial prompted him to hide the medication and fill the syringe with water. Later, while lying in bed and discussing their marital issues, Douglas asked her about the medication. He told her that he had filled the syringe with the paralyzing agent and thrown the bottle away. Stacy flew into a rage and attempted to stab him with the needle, but he managed to win that round o’ crazy.

Things around Casa de Splawn became more mysterious the following evening when Douglas overheard her confiding in their children about his fictitious attempts to commit suicide. He finally had enough of her creepshow and contacted Mary Black Hospital where she had recently been fired from her position as an emergency room secretary.

Douglas was advised by hospital staff to call the police and Stacy was charged with criminal domestic violence. She has now been released on a $3500 bond and Douglas had agreed to a divorce. Master Deputy Craig Bradley may have a future in marriage counseling with his sage advice: “If you want a divorce, leave. You don’t have to kill him.”

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  • Prominent Prozac

    Yeah..Because she has so many choices.

    Then again, if this is how she looks, I can’t imagine what a hog-beast he is.

  • kniption

    …so Ursula Splawn’s Medusa-like stare wasn’t paralyzing enough?!?

    Great write-up, G.

  • FrikkenFrak

    She shoulda stole some beauty cream……. a truck load of it.

  • Prominent Prozac

    I couldn’t even get a guy to marry me, and she’s beating them off with a syringe..God damn.

  • ultracreep

     Oooh succinylcholine is bad shit in inappropriate doses.You suffer through every moment of not being able to breathe while it paralyzes your diaphragm. Makes me cringe just thinking about going that way. A nurse murdered her doctor husband this way awhile back. Good thing this guy saw it and had the sense to toss it. Seems like I’ve read a lot about medical personnel stealing meds to use later to harm or kill someone or get high with. What are we going to have to start doing? Searching everyone as they leave their hospital shift? Cavity searches? Most hospitals make you do a psychological survey prior to hiring…perhaps they need a revamp?

  • malq

    The best poisons usually have three things in common
    1)small effective
    dose,
    2)ease of administration,
    3) rapid and definitive action.
    The fourth characteristic, the
    difficulty in detection by a forensics team is a big premium that most
    poisons don’t posses. Succinylcholine has all four. It has a short metabolism span and is very quick acting, less than 20 seconds in an IV.

    This drug is so effective, I use sux on the North Koreans I keep in my basement. The keep me up all night praying and shrieking about their esteemed dear leader Kim Jong II. I haven’t told them he is dead yet.

  • JGo555

    She’s trying to DIVORCE HIM!? She should be thanking his ass he didn’t dump her for a freaking walrus! Even with the huge tusks and the extra hairy face and the lurking danger of it being an aquatic HUGE mamal, it would still be a better wife than “this” pictured in the story.

  • JGo555

    He’s the victim. Let’s all assume he’s a great looking, nice gentleman.

  • JGo555

    I know who you were talkig about. His longtime wife had killed herself. The newer wife told everyone she was gonna marry a doctor and I think she put this in his insulin pump & then disconnected it or took the battery out before the cops could see wtf happened to the dude. She then got married in Vegas & went on a shopping spree. She even gave interviews on tv.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Thank goodness for stupid criminals.  It’s interesting that the headline says that she’s a nurse, but the article says that she’s a secretary.  Secretaries don’t have to be nurses, but in a good hospital, non-licensed personnel don’t have access to controlled substances.  She could have been an RN on desk duty that had access to the meds.  

    It’s also interesting that she got fired and he wanted to stay married to her.

  • Prominent Prozac

    When you “assume” you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me”

    ..Lets just go with “OH GOD, MY EYES..THEY HURT” :P

  • http://g00.me/7k << Work at home, $45/h, link

    Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.

  • malq

    but she is large…

  • malq

    Ya know, looking back the first time I had sex,  I could swear this girl was administered a near lethal dose of this shit.

  • Tenbux

    On the bright side, the husband’s grocery bills have been reduced by 80%.  The list of things the wife would NOT swallow can be counted on one hand.

  • Jemimabean

     My thoughts were exactly the same!! “She wanted a divorce? Couldn’t she just be quietly fucking GRATEFUL that there was a real, life man with an actual penis who wanted to do things with her in bed that are considered repulsive by normal people purely because she would be involved?” She’s obviously crazy. :D

  • 18th40

    She has that, just about to break out in hysterics at a funeral look happening there. 

  • GloomyGecko

    This charming tale came from the town where I reside currently…SC has been bringing the crazy this week! I’ll try to scope out some more stories later today but my daughter is DYING to go see The Lorax.

    Y’all might want to check out her hubby’s facebook page…apparently they’ve been eating from the same trough.

    Enjoy the day and I hope everyone is in one piece after the storms!

  • Lena60

    Great write -up GloomyG. My gawd! that woman looks older then me at 38 and iam 51.

  • GloomyGecko

    Thanks K! Your articles are always great so that makes me smile :-)  

  • JGo555

    You are… *lick, lick*

    You tasty, you!

  • GloomyGecko

    She’s not a nurse…that headline is misleading. 

  • Prominent Prozac

    I was almost turned on, then I saw the baby in the photo and shut down.

  • ultracreep

    Yes, lemons I noticed that too. I’ve never personally seen a unit secretary that was also an RN (though sometimes RNs have to do double duty if a secretary calls in, that’s not their primary job description). So if she was only a secretary she wouldn’t have (hopefully) had a way to get into the locks where the sux was (ideally you need a password and your fingerprint in the system and sometimes additionally a key depending on protocol). So if she wasn’t actually a nurse, I have to wonder, did some lax nurse either cause a condition that enabled her to get the stuff, or god forbid helped her get it? If she was a nurse and they could easily trace her to who got the sux out of the mckesson (or whatever system that hospital uses) that may just be why she was fired in the first place.

  • ultracreep

     I had a feeling they were two tons of…well, not so much fun.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kala-Lynn-Waters-Broccoli/646775267 Kala Lynn Waters Broccoli

    i’m NEVER going back to mary black again! caregiver my ass!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Hey kniption – you might want to save this Bitches pic for future articles – I looked at her photo and my dick went limp on me    :(

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     What storms ??? Dallas is having the most beautiful Spring like weather lately.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     ”It’s also interesting that she got fired and he wanted to stay married to her.”

    Well maybe he actually loved the Fat,Ugly,Bitch.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     very,very,LARGE.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Antifreeze takes longer,but will get the job done … just avoid that little thing called an autopsy and it’s all good.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     ” psychological”

    I do not believe in Shrinks.I think they are a bunch of Dick sucking,know it alls,who have personal issues themselves.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I knew I recognized this Bitch – shes put on a few thousand pounds … but it’s defiantly her :

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55ni_xc4ww   

  • sherrdbw

    She should have kidnapped a plastic surgeon. Not enough beauty cream on earth for that.

  • sherrdbw

    I’m sure that he loves curvy women, and I bet that she is beautiful on the inside.

  • sherrdbw

    Everyone is being shallow again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    There is an ongoing case here in the UK of a nurse who has been injecting insulin into saline solution. Resulting in numerous deaths….

    This shit happens a lot more than people realise I think….

    Anyway on another note, DAMN! I like a nurses uniform but I just couldn’t picture her in one! In fact, I don’t want to picture her at all!

  • JGo555

    Where is that damned Sarcasm button @Morbid
    !!!

  • JGo555

    How this for an avatar then? Josh wanted me to change it anyways, but I have to take a new pic of the birds.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I guess “until death do us part” was dependent on whether it was his idea.

  • sweekymom

     I looked at her photo and thanked God I don’t have a dick.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     NICE

  • minjofu

    I know this is inconsequential but .. why did he fill the syrenge with water? I mean.. did she already have the thing loaded up and ready to go? ..  I know that if I found a vial containing a potentially fatal drug and a syrenge in my spouses eyeglass case AFTER they had asked me for a divorce that I declined to agree to the last thing I’d do is pretend I didn’t see anything until we’re in bed and they have the opportunity to try and USE IT ON ME!! CRYING OUT LOUD!!  Did he want to give her the benefit of the doubt?? I think this is one instance that it would have been perfectly acceptable to snatch the thing up on the spot, yell her name and demand to know WTF she planned on doing exactly right to her face!! AFTER I called the police of course..   I know we all want to trust the ones we love, and most of the time that’s okay.. but.  there are limits.. ya know?? Geeze.. 

    As far as the woman’s appearance is concerned I’ve seen far homlier, heavier and much less homicidal women with perfectly decent looking men who were madly in love with them.. ..  so ya never know..  

  • minjofu

    Oh, and if someone wants a divorce because they’re unhappy and have met someone else, and their current spouse denies their request on whatever grounds..  why do they even bother killing or trying to kill that spouse when they can just commit adultery.. It’s not like you’re going to get stoned or beheaded .. THIS IS THE USA!!  We can screw around all we want, damn the consequences .. I garentee she brings the other guy around the house a few times to watch movies and make out on the couch (.. I dont want to picture it but you get my point) hubby is gonna get sick of it, and agree to that divorce.. This woman could have been a cheating b***ch, instead of a murdering b***ch..

  • Lena60

    Another cute avatar Jgo555. :)

  • Lena60

    They believe in you :)

  • Lena60

    Ced? You need to get out more.

  • Lena60

    I know it is odd. I would have went straight to the police with it, fuck confronting her at bed time.

  • Lena60

    *puts up Iron curtain to shield Sherrdbw*

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom


    I do not believe in Shrinks.”

    They really do exist, I know a few. ;-)

  • malq

     I hate it. That is completely unacceptable.  :P
     

  • sherrdbw

    Hey I was including myself. If you don’t count that trying to kill her husband incident, she might actually be a lovely person on the inside and have a great personality. And why in the hell did he call her employer first. I would think that the police would have been a better first choice in a situation like this. But that is just me.

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    Some of you are forgetting………… SHE HAS A HUBBY! Maybe her first and her last but someone loved her…………ONCE!!! Maybe it wasn’t her looks, she might be a wonderful lay! HAHAHAHA!!! Just saying!

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

     Maybe you should lay off the Prozac. That may be the problem!

  • Prominent Prozac

    Oh man..I got so tingly..Mmm..Male? :P

  • Prominent Prozac

    Then I run the risk of cutting his dick off..May end in divorce anyway

  • JGo555

    It was my Am. Bulldog, Pringles. Girls. We always want girl dogs. The hub likes to be surrounded by females.

  • JGo555

    LOL… I guess in a few weeks I’ll revert back to my bird pics.

  • JGo555

    Thanks.

  • JGo555

    Then you, my lady ARE HAWT!!!

  • JGo555

    Oh you like breathing too!?

    Glad I’m not the only one with THAT hobby.

  • Lena60

    Angelsmom, try this site, it’s a good read. Panachereport.com. Enjoy. :)

  • Jemimabean

     I love the puppy!!! I love the baby, but the puppy is super- cute too!!!<3

  • Lena60

    Thank you :)

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/XO7SU55HV3ZRPOWU5JUESCSCOQ bottleblonde

    While she doesn’t appear to be playing with a full deck, it doesn’t sound like her hubby is either.   My first thought of seeing succinylcholine vial and a syringe near the after hearing my spouse wanted a divorce wouldn’t be to fill the syringe with water and then discuss it while lying in bed…it would be to call the police and/or get the heck out of there!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3ZN732MVU7YHMKUFWY3VFUXZSQ Lisa

    This story makes me want to avoid going to Spartanburg Regional. I’m only a few minutes from Greenville Memorial,  so I’ll stay close to home. Was “The Lorax” good (my girls are dying to see it too and I’m on the fence)?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3ZN732MVU7YHMKUFWY3VFUXZSQ Lisa

     We had bad storms in upstate South Carolina last night, but they led to a gorgeous day today.

  • Scretch

    I read about that case too. What the hell was this bitch doing with succinylcholine???
    Good thing he got away from her. He is one lucky guy for one to have his life & be free of her. Personally things like this make me SO happy I’m single.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Hey man. Maybe he DID wanna commit suicide? I’d wanna off myself if I was married to that, too. 

  • malq

     Stacy Splawn is a shrink. if you are male and you know what I mean.

    Speaking of Splawn, has anyone made fun of her name yet? Ok First!
    Splawn sounds like you passed out in the front yard and got buttfucked by Bigfoot, or splawned.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     gross

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Her Honor was at stake … you must have got her mixed up with the common over weight whore … well that’s just not who she is.

  • Andy P

    My question is – why would you marry that in the first place and subsequently deny it a divorce?  Ok, make that two questions.  I wouldn’t fuck her with Ced’s dick and Josh pushing.  Ewwww.

  • malq

     did someone call me?

  • sherrdbw

    Antifreeze can be detected in an autopsy. It forms crystals in the organs. Antifreeze use to have a sweet taste, so that is why so many dogs and cats were dying, and it could be hidden in jello and ice tea. There was a law passed that requires that a bitter tasting agent be put into antifreeze so its not as palatable. Succs has a very short life span in the body and leaves it very quickly so that it is hard to find in an autopsy. It’s a horrible way to die.

  • sherrdbw

    Maybe she was young, attractive and thinner on their wedding day.

  • Andy P

    Maybe. And maybe I’m actually a billionaire in disguise too. Lol

  • hicusdicus

    She did not need a paralyzing drug to kill him. All she needed to do was stare at him for ten minutes.