Man Accused Of Insurance Fraud After Sawing Off Person’s Hand

FUCKING OUCH.  How the hell did they decide who got to be the one with the cut off limb?  That’s one case where you don’t want to draw the short straw.

Everyone give GloomyGecko a hearty “hello and fuck you.” She has come to a point in her life where she has decided to try and write for us and fill in on the weekends. Lets see how long she lasts.  

The man willing to have his hand removed must have been an alcoholic or a crackhead….Since when do you think your problems are over with one hand and 200 grand? Your problems are just beggining…how you gonna light your crackpipe?

i give these guys a b+ for creativity.. and also.. even though i don’t condone insurance fraud.. i sure don’t lose sleep over someone getting over on them lmao… but yeah… how do you even decide which hand to lob off.. maybe the dude had a weird cripple hand anyways… oh and hello and fuck you gloomy gecko! now if you’ll excuse me i gotta go take out 6 dismemberment policies on my neighbor because they have a wood chipper..

I can’t think of any amount of money that I would rather have more then having my body parts…unless it’s a kidney. 

Hello and PHUCK YOU GloomyGeco. Welcome aboard.

So what you are saying is that some guy agreed (without being coerced, threatened, tortured) to his hand being separated from his arm in order to be compensated 33.33% of $671,000? So many questions flood my puny mind its simply overwhelming.  Who decided who got the hand cut off?  Why did he agree?  Has he always been the last to get chosen for team sports and things of that nature? How did they decide that cutting off the hand was the best idea?  How did they arrive at that amount of insurance or whatever it was that they collected on?  What’s the guys IQ?  Did they give him a regional anaesthetic like a Supraclavicular Block  which  provides anesthesia to the upper arm, the elbow, the wrist and the hand so that the guy wasn’t in agony?  

Holy Jumped Up Jesus Palomino….

The doctor got the hand and the insurance co got the finger.

If I would even participate for reasons that go beyond theirs, I would definitely back out if I got the short straw.

This act was about the stupidist I think I have read here. The best they could achieve was a bandaid solution and that eventually the money would run out, but I guess they figured they had 5 more hands to claim.

When the money ran out, in reality,the one handed man had limited the types of jobs he could  make enough to support a mortgage and life’s necessities in the future. Dumb. Dumber. Dumbest.

Writers seem to drop like flies on here …

Your penis would get lonely otherwise….

I’d like to help you make those reasons known.

Joshes ovaries hurt. *Sigh* 

I feel so fuzzy from your warm fuckin’ welcome…it certainly brightens a dreary Monday morning. I’ve never done anything like this before so please be patient with me

Hopefully, I’ll be around for a bit. My tolerance for crazy criminals and general madness is pretty high as I’ve worked for several years with future Dreamin’ Demon featured characters. 

Thanks again, y’all!

 It’s not easy producing a quality article, and especially consistently.

Hard to resist an offer like that! =)

GloomyGecko   HELLO AND GREAT JOB!!!! <—– that's me shouting out to ya! ;0)

 Oh please. I am talented enough to use both hands.. BWAAAAA

Skill is hands free.

This is the second one I’ve heard about in few months…

http://www.thefraudreport.com/index.php/2011/12/man-accused-of-self-mutilation-for-insurance-money/ 

Gives a whole new meaning to hand job, doesn’t it Cedric?

OK, knowing what I know about AD&D coverage, he was fortunate to get such a high amount. Was being the key word here.

Considering Dismemberment coverage works on a per member basis. One arm or leg would usually pay %50 of the coverage.

NO! York Peppermint Patties!

He could take it on a date (get its nails done), a nice car ride (with seatbelt strapped) and at the end of the night he could get “lucky”.

I’m in HR – I deal with this sort of shit all of the time.  Our benefit is not as generous but we are not in the sort of industry where anything of these sort of things can typically happen.  Worse case scenario for me would be my head explodes from dealing with idiots.

 Someone has put some thought into this???

Glad to hear there may be more frequent weekend write-ups (if that is the intent.)  I get all DD disappointed when I refresh the screen and there is no new tale of gloom and doom.  Welcome GloomyGecko!!

If she becomes available anytime soon then possibly =)….

Just sayin’…

Just tellin’…

Do they? I’ve only noticed one missing. Did I miss someone? 

 Go back a ways – you are only looking at recent writers.

I believe that you cannot get something for nothing.  My Dad on the other hand – no pun intended – felt differently.  In the long run, it never really got him anywhere.  He worked for the steel mills most of his adult life.  We had many an item that said – property of ….. in our home.  I have been know to say that part of the reason that the steel industry went belly up in our parts is because the employees robbed them blind.    

Hater,but thank you for being concerned about my – DICK     

I agree.

I’ll say welcome GloomyGecko, but I don’t feel it appropriate to say Fuck You until I know you a little better.   I come here every day to see if any of my ex-boyfriends have made it to the front page, but alas, they continue to disappoint.

 Nah – AD&D (accidental death and dismemberment) coverage is a separate coverage. 

 No! Butter fingers!!!

Or maybe partial liver?  I’d only give up the kidney if it was a Nephew, or someone of young young age >10.

Donating does come with a small percentage risk, however;

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1331175/Chad-Arnold-transplant-recipient-struggles-brother-Ryan-dies-giving-liver.html

 You told me that last week! I am a dude..

lol just fukin witya

 So you are a guy? I don’t want to get caught with my pants down chatting you up if you are. That would be extremely gay.

 hi

Brings to mind the only joke i know

Maria being a cathlic girl and all has not been intimate with her husband, on the wedding nite they sleep in her room at her parents house, her husband removes his toupe, maria excuses herself goes down to see momma complaing how she had nO idea he was bald, mOmma tells her its nothing gO up and Perform your wifely duties, she goes up and sees his teeth in a glass in the bathroom she runs down to momma again horrified and again momma says “maria u are married go up and perform your wifely duties”, she goes back and he is sitting on the bed removing his socks and half of one foot is missing, she runs downtairs screaming momma he has a foot and a half, momma says ” maria you stay here ill go up” :0)

Yeah, I know.  You’d think that they would have safeguard in place or maybe most people work off the assumption that no one could be fucking dumb enough to cut off a limb for money.  

Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but prior to her acceptance
Juanita had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She
informed Mark that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the
maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was ok because he loved her
so much.

However, Mark felt this was also the time for him to open up and
admit that he also had a deformity too. Mark looked Juanita in the eyes
and said….”I too had a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant
and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”

She said “yes I would marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.”

Juanita and Mark got married and they could not wait for the
Honeymoon. Mark wisked Juanita off to their hotel suite and they started
touching, teasing, holding one another… As Juanita put her hands in
Mark’s pants she began to scream and run out of the room. Mark ran after
her to find out what was wrong. She stated to Mark, “You told me your
penis was the size of an infant!”

Mark said, “Yes it is….. 8 pounds, 7 ounces… and 19″ long!!

And other than the occasional “I love you, you are amazing!”, the writers here get little more than abuse. We do try to make it quality abuse, though.

Welcome to the FP, Gecko. We look forward to harassing you about your choice of words and punctuation. :-p

 HEEYYY  -  “Don’t mess with Texas”.

 HA !!!

Any state with no-fault coverage laws has tons of fraud. In Florida our no-fault is limited to 10,000 per person. 
The scary thing is that the people who stage the accident usually only get a few hundred bucks out of the deal. The ones who make the money off the insurance coverage are the dirty lawyers and doctors. The accident-ees are recruited by people who work for the lawyers, the pills mills, and chiropractors. Once the docs and/or lawyers get the claims rolling they bilk it for the entire amount for each person claimed to be in the car at the time of the accident. It’s sick and selfish. People die during these staged accidents and yet it continues to happen.

Omg thats hilarious

 You opened the wound brother. LOl i couldnt let it slide, a few more days i will be over your ovaries comment.

You pussy hunting on here?