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Animal Rights Activist Accused Of Hiring Hit Man To Kill Fur-Wearer

February 24, 2012 at 1:17 pm by Morbid

CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, Ohio – A woman in Ohio has been charged with hiring a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur at a public library.

Police say 27-year-old Meredith Lowell, a self-proclaimed animal rights activist, created a fake Facebook profile under the alias Anne Lowery to help her find someone willing to kill a person in cold blood to draw attention to the crimes she says are being committed by the fur industry. Using this profile, she posted the following request:

“I would like to create an online community on facebook which would allow me to find someone who is willing to kill someone who is wearing fur toward the end of October 2011 or early November 2011 or possibly in January 2012 or February 2012 at the latest.”

It didn’t take long before she got a taker; an undercover FBI agent who had been alerted to the post. The agent contacted Lowell and through emails, she was able to provide more details on the job she wanted done. For $730 in jewelery or cash, she wanted the agent to murder someone at a local library where she would be present to hand out animal cruelty pamphlets immediately after the murder had taken place. o_O

According to the affidavit, Lowell instructed the agent to bring a gun with a silencer to shoot the target, or bring a knife that was at least 4 inches long and sharp enough to slit the target’s throat. Either way, she wanted the target dead in less than 2 minutes and they should be at least 12-years-old or older.

She also explains in the emails that she plans on getting caught at the scene, using her arrest as a way to promote her cause as well as a way to get away from her family who she says still eat meat and eggs and use fur, leather and wool. Lowell was arrested on Tuesday and ordered held by U.S Marshals until her hearing next week.

Of course I can only speak for myself, but I know several animal rights activists and animal lovers who treat their pets like children. I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if any one of them were ever accused of something similar. It’s obvious their cheese has slidden off their cracker, to varying degrees.

Tags: Animal Cruelty, Crime, facebook, fur, hitman, Meredith Lowell, Ohio

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http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

Oh, she needs to be slapped for so many reasons.
http://www.facebook.com/JaimeMConfer Jaime Confer

I can’t stop looking at her crazy eyes…
JohnQknowitall

A gun with a silencer or a sharp 2″ knife to slash the victim’s throat, victim must be at least 12 years old, dead in two minutes, animal rights pamphlets, bothered that animal products eaten and used by her family and wanted to get away from them, and she expected to get caught.

About 30% of the plan worked and she didn’t have to spend the $730 in cash or jewelry. I call it a win.
newstarshipsmell

I’m sad that her plan didn’t succeed and was foiled by law enforcement, since “success” would have entailed failure, in that instead of “draw[ing] attention to the crimes she says are being committed by the fur industry,” the bizarre set-up she plotted would have simply drawn attention to how batshit insane, potentially dangerously so, almost all hardcore animal rights activists are.
GGMon

She would have gotten away with it too, had it not been for those meddling agents and posting it on Facebook of course.
Valerie

I wonder if she asked the infamous “Are you a cop?” How did she think she wouldn’t get caught posting on Facebook?
DamagedGoods

You know, technically she’s achieved her goals.

She was arrested.
In a way her cause is still being promoted.
Presumably, she’s no longer stuck with her animal “abusing” family.

I’m sort of curious, if she’s so dedicated, why didn’t she off one of them? Or is it just ok to kill someone else’s family member.
LeaveMeBe

“…using her arrest as a way to promote her cause as well as a way to get away from her family who she says still eat meat and eggs and use fur, leather and wool.”

Well, she got part of it right. None of the food-stuff they serve at the county jail is real.
http://www.facebook.com/sarabei Janet L. Rogers

I have furkids..they are my babies…but OH. MY. GOD. this is one fucked up story. What a stupid bitch!! She is doing nothing to further the animal rights cause, only making those of us who aren’t batshit crazy look that way because we promote animal rights, welfare and care.
Tenbux

I love these kinds of people. Animals are sacred and killing ANY animal is an atrocity, but those damn 13 year olds wearing animal fur must die.
I can’t wait to hear apologists praise her worthy murder cause.
sherrdbw

Those eyes are all kinds of scary. She looks nuts.
http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

I know! I don’t eat meat nor do I believe in personally wearing fur and I want to choke the hell out of this woman. This is why people hate animal activists.

PS, beautiful cat.
sherrdbw

She would have made a bigger difference if she had donated her time and money toward caring for animals in her local area.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1069158605 Randy Whisnant

She wanted to get away from her family… mission accomplished.
newstarshipsmell

Like I said in the forums, I’m sure her family are relieved to be relieved of her rants about their evil and cruel lifestyle.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=557361961 Burt Byram

i wonder what her thoughts would be on my man-skin boots…..
Evan Oswald

ooo dis bitch look creepy as fuck! was she the librarian?
sugarpie

She messed up by using facebook. Shoulda went with Craigslist.
CrimsonSorrow

*sigh* The nut jobs love to ruin the efforts of the good causes they wish to fight for. At least with Change.org some nut jobs are weeded out.
DamagedGoods

I dunno about your manskin boots, but you get a like just for that picture.
newstarshipsmell

What are you trying to say!? Are you prejudiced against librarians? I’ll have you know, my mother, my sister, and a number of my friends are all librarians, and they’re some of the most level-headed women I know. Well, except for mom, but these days I can finally write that off with her onset of Alzheimer’s…
newstarshipsmell

I went onto peta.org praying to find some ridiculously and hilariously over-the-top piece defending her actions; sadly, I found no mention of her there.
Lena60

I know, she does have weird eyes.Yikes!
VXIII

She acheived her goal but wtf is she going to eat in jail, I love animals too and feel some of the things done to them are wrong but I cant do anything about it, I wouldnt want to kill a person over it. Shes just looney and will probobly starve to death in jail because there isnt much to eat there that dont involve meat eggs milk etc… guess she will live on bread and water and the few veggies they serve…
JGo555

“Breakeven” by The Script

I live a life where animals get eaten.
I will make a cause and I will get even.
Cause animals don’t all have freedom
and when you eat one they lose all their feelings.

I’m gonna get message in facebook.
I’m gonna print out a lot of pretty panphlets.
While their family hurts, I will be on tv.
And then they’ll know of what I’ve been speaking, speaking… no.

What am I supposed to do
to get away from mom and my daddy too?
How am I going to get all my lodging paid up while I’m at college?
I’m hirin’ a hitman, yes!
I’ll hire a hitman.

I’ll make a profile in that facebook.
No one can trace it cause I got the password.
When the person is dead I’ma give out papers
stating that a cow can cry and has feelings, no?

What am I supposed to do
to get away from mom and my daddy too?
How am I going to get all my lodging paid up while I’m at college?
I’m hirin’ a hitman, yes!
I’ll hire a hitman.

This is my plan, is brilliant. I know I won’t fail.
All I want is people’s attention.
Animal activists, all assemble!
Cause this cause needs a face and I want to be that face!

Damn it I got caught, and my cause’s forgotten.
Why are they putting me in a straight jacket?
No I’m not crazy, I am quite sane.
You wear fur and I get to kill you, kill you! OH

What am I supposed to do
to get away from mom and my daddy too?
How am I going to get all my lodging paid up while I’m at college?
I’m hirin’ a hitman, yes!
I’ll hire a hitman.

I’ll hire a hitman, oh! (3x)

That’s what I think of Miss I love to eat them wet sweaty dirty gym socks smelling tofu girl.
JGo555

Your cat! It looks alien like!

*Runs* THEY WILL EAT US!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

It looks like she has cataracts.
Patr1ckBateman

Man, you always hear about the extreme ones. I guess they make the best entertainment. But it’d be refreshing to hear someone say
“Look I love eating steak and rockin leather boots. But I want the animals killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. I want their lives spent outside of cages and I want them fed well. I will be happy to pay more money for the product if this happens”
These whack jobs just don’t make sense. Hey freako, if you inadvertently run over an ant with your car, you’re a killer. If the harvesting of the vegies you eat kills bugs or rodents, you’re a killer. If your immune system kills a germ, you’re a killer. Better do yourself in and save some lives.
Eliza Berntsen

Oh Gee! When I was growing up my uncle had a massive mural on his wall of that very exact image that you have posted in the living room. I used to love that picture.
Eliza Berntsen

I really feel like saying something clever but nothing seems to spring to mind. I guess if this looney case wasn’t so starved of the essential nutrients that are in animal products, she might he been able to realize that killing a person would only make the general public hate the animal activists like her even more.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

She must work for PETA. Their leaders are this crazy too.
newstarshipsmell

That’d be her corneas scarring over from all the times she’s had to compulsively gaze in disgust at her family scarfing down delicious, delicious bacon.
Tenbux

But that would have required her to talk to someone in person instead of online. If she approached anyone, they’d be too busy screaming in horror or vomiting from looking at her.
62julietandvoid

This is why I made the DD my home. You can’t make this shit up.
62julietandvoid

Between the story, this chicks eyes and surprise at “Morbid’s” writing (as in content, not English?)

I want to scrub myself raw. This is fucking creepy as FUCK. Really o_O
Athena

I may be going out on a limb, here, but I’d wager that Evan hasn’t spent a whole lot of time in libraries. Based on previous posts, he appears to consider intelligence in general to be “creepy”.
62julietandvoid

OMG I had a dream a few years ago and when I seen this chick that dream so came to me. I know what her eyes look like, shark!!!
sweekymom

I’m halfway through my MLIS, so choose your words very, very carefully, pilgrim.
sweekymom

Outside a library? Really? As if we don’t already have enough problems, what with budget cuts, people stealing our materials, and dudes fapping off to porn on the computers, we now have to put up with ethically impaired “animal activists” hiring hitmen to kill fur-wearing patrons?

I’d like to smack her upside her crazy head with a copy of the DSM IV.
Heather4877

Yep, they do look like shark eyes. You placed em’.
PlaysWithBalls

I’m dangerously close to being vegan (if it weren’t for cheese, dammit!) and I don’t use most animal products, and I’m with you, I’d choke this bitch.
http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

Whackjob. She should tied down and force fed sirloin.
JGo555

No! NOT THE BABY LAMBS!

Bwahahahahaa!
sherrdbw

It looks like she is missing eyelids or lashes or has glass eyes or something. I can’t quite figure it out.
Pyncky

I love animals. I love to hold them, pet them, watch them at play, and eat them. One commenter said Animals are sacred… so if you believe that thank them for their sacrifice and don’t waste any of the animal, like the native Americans used to do.

I don’t wear fur, but I wear leather shoes and sit in a leather chair, and DAMMIT, if I have to eat then something has to die. I saw a quote on the innerwebs “Vegetables are not FOOD, they are what food eats.”

Bacon is GOD!
http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/BTYN5SIVHWNRENFLKYBXYNVYVE Avie

This woman is beyond insane. And stupid. Not only is her “cause” idiotic, but her method is…geez, I don’t even think there’s a word in the English language to describe how terribly dumb it was.

Assuming everything went as planned and she actually managed to hire a hitman that wasn’t an undercover agent…Did she honestly think people would be interested in recieving pamphlets about the evils of fur when a human being lay bleeding and dead on the ground? How would she or the hit man know that someone wearing a fur coat wasn’t wearing something synthetic? Some synthetics really do look and feel like the real thing. Did she think prison to be an idyllic vacation spot? Guess what–they serve meat there!

This woman is a lunatic with a mission. That makes her incredibly dangerous. She needs to be locked up for a long time.

And, by the way, I love animals, especially my sweet little kitty-babies! I love them almost as much as the human child I gave birth to. I also, like my sweet little kitty-babies, love meat. And I like fur, as do they. (Their favorite cat toys are made from rabbit fur.) The way I see it, if my kitties can eat meat and enjoy the fur of another animal, so can I. I would never find the actions of this woman to be justifiable in any way.
http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/BTYN5SIVHWNRENFLKYBXYNVYVE Avie

Ugh…veal…that’s just cruel. It’s way too rich. Had it once, never again! I couldn’t keep anything but saltine crackers and ginger ale down for three days after that. So, um, yeah…give her veal:)
HarleyJQuinne

As soon as I stop laughing at her crazy ass eyes I promise I will comment on the story. Til then lmfao check that chicks eyes you can be blind and still be able to see that. She gives off the aura of some super religious whack job with nothing better to do but plot the attempted murder of somewhere who may be wearing fur. What if it isn’t real fur?

Also if she was that hard up to get away from her folks, why didn’t she shack up with some penis version of herself? Actually no wait scratch that shit. If she had then it would be attempted murder or murder we’d be reading about. With that being said I hope she gets some culture shock therapy and next time she thinks about losing her cool she can stop and think. What would Natalie Portman do? After all she is a super Vegan.
DamagedGoods

I have a theory, I think the all out nutzos don’t actually care about the animals so much as they care about how much the entire world thinks they care about animals. Thus actually furthering the cause is of no importance to them so long as the general public is in awe of their super-dedication even if it’s to the detriment of those they claim to protect.

“Look at me! I’m SUPER SPECIAL!”
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=818709360 Billy Madatchu

i ddont know if it is her weird steve buchemi eyes or the way she kinda looks stroked out a lil or exactly what it is but for some reason… im starving for steak now….
azrayaz

We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it’s common, it’s trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. The Animal Liberation Front (ALF), has joined forces with Anonymous, a group of “hackers on steroids,” “domestic terrorists,” and collectively an “Internet hate machine.” and will be setting the example. What they’re planning next done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed… forever. It will make Osama’s WTC attack look like a game of mumbly pegs. Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention. Please support our brothers who are in prison here:http://www.arprisoners.org/
http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

I am like you, I do not wear what I do not/have not consumed which is why I don’t wear fur. I find it to be unnecessary and cruel to breed animals strictly to kill them for their skins.

If you’re a hunter and you’re wearing what you have killed, along with eating the animal then I have no issues with fur then.
18th40

That limb would be large and close to the ground.
mcdanel_1771

It’s the pale, strawberry-blonde or maybe red lashes that are obscuring her eyes. Pale lashes almost always look odd, but especially when the hair on the scalp is darker.
http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

I’M CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Valerie-Morrison/798963695 Valerie Morrison

I can’t wait to see Morbid’s write-up for your arrest!
EveryVillainIsLemons

In your dreams, maybe.
DamagedGoods

ALF is also an alien who thoroughly enjoys eating cats.

True story, I saw it on TV!
Deety

I <3 you, 18th.
62julietandvoid

I was gonna comment on that! haha……..but seriously, I can’t quit looking at this chick and reading the details over and over. too wtf and I can’t quit looking
malq

I know,right? It looks like someone fucked her silly a long time ago. That was probably her last go at it.
malq

This chick is more fanatic than a Muslim on crack watching me burn a Koran.
Zwietracht

Oddly, this doesn’t surprise me that much. There seem to be plenty of batshit crazy animal rights activists out there…

I was happily surprised by the word “slidden” near the end, however. That made my day.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

Thanks. I went back-and-forth on the different ways to use the “cheese and cracker” phrase. Settled with that one, purely because I love the word and I never get to use it.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

Not enough meat in her diet.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

Absolutely. These people will destroy businesses, personal property, and lives all in the name of saving a chicken.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

Meh, I’d choke her just to choke her. I hunt but I don’t like factory farming. I think it’s unfair to the animals. At least the squirrel and deer I shot last year got to live in wilderness, roaming free and truly living. These animals in factory farms have absolutely nothing and get treated like shit. Worse than criminals. I don’t buy meat from the grocery store for that exact reason. If I don’t hunt the previous season, I just won’t eat meat.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

Give it another day or two.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

Most jails don’t serve real meat with the exception of holidays. And then, you only get a chicken leg. The “meat” is usually a soy composite with spices.

SOURCE: Been locked up long enough and worked in enough jailhouse kitchens to figure it out… That and I asked the kitchen guards and food preps. Oh, and read the crappy cardboard boxes the shit comes in.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

I don’t know … that cat looks kinda creepy to me …
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

OOOKKKK ….
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

LOL. LOL. LOL.
princessgrandma

I understand that she wanted to get away from her family, but I really think that her family is getting the most benefit out of this whole thing. One less mouth to feed (more broccoli for everyone!) and they can now rest assured that she’s not going to go batshit and kill one of them in their sleep. A win for everyone.

It also helps that now she is truly certifiable and has papers to prove it.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

I love libraries … when I was growing up other than being locked inside my bedroom (my choice),the public library was one of the few sanctuaries I had.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Dude … really ?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

”‘m sad that her plan didn’t succeed and was foiled by law enforcement”

Success would have also involved a dead fur person.
http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

“At least the squirrel and deer I shot last year got to live in wilderness, roaming free and truly living. These animals in factory farms have absolutely nothing and get treated like shit. Worse than criminals. I don’t buy meat from the grocery store for that exact reason. If I don’t hunt the previous season, I just won’t eat meat.”

I love this.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

She has that mentally s-l-o-w look going on all over her attractive face.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Women have been known to masturbate at library PC’s too … it’s wrong to just shine the light on the guys – although I guess they would garner more attention than a woman would.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

No need to tie me down as I volunteer to be feed some sirloin steak;oh,and well done please with side dishes of mashed potatoes,with brown gravy,and macaroni and cheese.Thanks in advance.
hicusdicus

I am supporting the folks in prison. I am paying taxes to help keep them there and feed them and house them so they won’t bother me.
hicusdicus

She also looks like a vegetable with a bad case of white fly infestation.
hicusdicus

I believe you are correct. But I don’t think it was a person. It was probably an over ripe cucumber.
hicusdicus

Well, what ever you are hungry for you don’t want that cucumber she is sitting on.
hicusdicus

I bet she has never stopped to think that she wears fur. I bet her pelt has seen more veggies than a Mexican migrant worker.
hicusdicus

It should be fed into both ends.
hicusdicus

Not with me they would not. If women did that sort of thing in libraries I would get a life time library card and read books upside down all day.
hicusdicus

What about the premeditated murder of innocent plant life?
hicusdicus

what is she going to eat in jail? Pelt!
hicusdicus

Her attractive face??????? Cedric , quick, if you can’t find a woman get a clean old man!
hicusdicus

If she had gone craigs list some one would have hacked her account and stolen her identity and then committed suicide.
hicusdicus

Didn’t you leave out the bus station bathroom. That was one of my favorites to spend the day. We may met there once.
hicusdicus

Librarians do it by the book after they get between the covers.
hicusdicus

NO, No, That would have required getting shit on her fingers.
hicusdicus

Screw the fur. 13 year olds should all die then come back to life when they are 25 and have big boobs.
hicusdicus

I am with you all the way on that comment.
hicusdicus

Quick eat the cat first it tastes like pussy.
hicusdicus

The bible says its OK to abuse and slaughter animals and the bible is never wrong.
hicusdicus

Except for the pelt pie.
hicusdicus

Yeah! And a cancelled library card.
hicusdicus

Did you know that the fastest animal on the planet is an Ethiopian chicken?
hicusdicus

Its easy. She is part fish.
hicusdicus

I bet plenty of cucumbers though. Followed by a cucumber salad full of hair follicles.
hicusdicus

Yer, right my dog looks better and it wears fir should I kill it?
hicusdicus

SO! you play with popcorn balls?
hicusdicus

I like to go cattle hunting. They roam free and really taste good.
hicusdicus

Not me. I would just have turned out the lights rolled her over and removed the cucumber that is if it was in the way.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

The Bible says nothing about abusing an animal.
hicusdicus

The bible says that God said [and you heard him] that man will have domain over the animals. This means you can eat them, if you can’t eat them you can have sex with them. If it is to ugly to have sex with you can abuse them. If you can’t abuse it then you may use them for a moving target. If you find these activities distasteful then you may turn to things God did create that have no use and were intended to be used as moving targets. Muslims. God did say to leave the camels alone. That is where he gets his virgins for the Islamic martyrs. This is all in the scriptures you just have to look.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

Um, buddy… the bible specifically says that beastiality is an abomination, I dunno where you get your information from. Moving target? WTF are you talking about? Camels? Islamic martyrs? What Bible are you supposedly reading? I guess you’re just one of THOSE people….. animals to ugly to have sex with… Because the average person finds one animal more sexually attractive than another. You might want to loosen the grip on the dog a bit in the picture… NOW it’s starting to look a little freaky… Just sayin’.
Abroad

Save the Carrots!
pinksugar420

she should use some mascara to counteract the ginger lash look. they have shit that’s not tested on animals so she has no excuse to look like that. if you’re going to be insane you may as well look good doing it right?
pinksugar420

Right? They’re starting to remind me of those crazy Christian extremists who say life is sacred so they bomb abortion & planned parenthood clinics and kill everyone in there. But only cause life is so precious and that’s definately what God wants them to do. I love animals but can’t understand the reasoning behind killing people who are wearing fur.. i mean i won’t wear it, but killing someone who’s already wearing it is pointless- the animals already dead and now the fur is just gonna be blood stained and you just caught a murder 1 charge ha. idiots. at least this ones not from my state (FL)
hicusdicus

Save the carrots? What about the cucumbers!
NoodleDogg

Darrell, honey, I think hicusdicus is just messn’ with your, uh, mind.
hicusdicus

I guess you have never lodged in an Arkansas prison. You should try one next time .
hicusdicus

The bi bull says that all kinds of things are an abomination . Even abomination is an abomination. The one thing you will not find any where in the big book is anything resembling a sense of humor . The other thing that the bible is completely void of is anything that remotely resembles the truth or anything that actually happened on this planet. But the bible is the best reading in the world for people who are emotionally fragile and fearful. Dying dead with no afterlife reward for all the crap they had to put up with while suffering through the throes of living is too complicated for them to handle.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

I’m trying to figure out which part of this story sparked a religious debate.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WildlifeSeriaLKiller Darrell FIne

lol… no thanks. Arkansas sucks…. where the men are men, and the sheep are scared. Been through there. Never been locked up there. Haven’t been locked up for almost 5 years. Life’s too short to act like a fucking jackass all of the time. That and I stay away from anyplace where there is a gathering of people. People tend to piss me off. Florida is full of people in need of a beat down. When I see them, I just get that urge. Kinda like a super hero or something…. yea, like a MOTHER FUCKING SUPERHERO. Without the bullet stopping powers, or laser vision and superhuman strength and shit. Ok, so not a super hero, more like an asshole.
hicusdicus

Are you accusing us Arkies of having our way with sheep? That’s the most despicable thing a semi white man could say. Sheep are seat covers with legs. Goats, beautiful, sexy, loving goats. There is nothing like ropin a neighbors goat and dragging it off into the woods. A moon lit night of bliss and udder delight. That cute little tail and those big soft eyes. You not being a certified hillbilly just can’t understand the ways of the upper crust. Their you go again , got every thing backwards. God did not create groups of stupid of people to get a beat down. He created gatherings of humanoids to test automatic weapons for reliability. The survivors get to pick up the shell casings for reloading. You don’t seem to understand life. You get born, you screw around, act like a jackass and then you die. Its that simple. Everybody else has their head up their arse. They are most likely sheep people.
hicusdicus

Her new family is going to put a whole new meaning to what fur is used for.
hicusdicus

Religious debates are essential to turn any conversation into a beat down. Conversations with out god are boring and will never produce an automatic weapons exchange. You really must learn how to have fun.
hicusdicus

I love kitties also. When they play with each other and bounce around they are really hard to hit with a cross bow.
warbonds

This psycho bitch needs to be slapped in the face with a raw 2 pound T-BONE…..lol
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Algolagniac

I bet she is a member of P.E.T.A., they instill this type of craziness in their followers.
newstarshipsmell

I think you meant to type “install.”