Mom Charged After Toddler Is Found To Be Legally Drunk

45 pound 22 month old?  my 7 year old weighed about 55 lbs the last time we had him checked.  This mom needs to give the kid vodka and diet coke-not vodka and sugary drinks.   That’s how I keep my kids fit. 

You’re gonna get yourself in trouble with all this “logical speak” of keeping a toddler sober.  If we keep all kids from staying sober before the age of 3, we’re going to put a lot of Trailer Parks out of business. 

Well, I like to think of them drinking stout beer as being somewhat high brow for a 4 year old anyway so we are already way ahead of the game.  Don’t let anyone tell you that I’m not the bestest super duper Mommy out there.  

My SIL told my spouse that if he let my son put his finger in his beer to taste it he would develop a taste for it and we have a problem on our hands when he drank a beer when we weren’t looking.  Yeah right, you dumb ass.

I have to say that so far it hasn’t been an issue for me but then again I cannot be defined as a drunk crack ho so that might have something to do with it.  My husband has to worry about me drinking all of his good beer, not my preschoolers.  

Doritos, cheetos and yoo hoo diet with a side order of pina colada can really add on the pounds when you are two.  Well,it works when you are 30 so I would imagine it can do the same when you are two.

My son weighed in at 29 pounds just today.  He is four.  Mind you he is a bit of a little guy but his brother is above average at 35 pounds.  Why can’t these stories come with pictures of everyone involved?  Anyone ever see that Maury show with the 117 pound 3 year old?  Good TV. 

 I do believe I have!  What’s going on with Maury these days?!  I saw him on late at night and he seems to be headed in the Jerry Springer direction!

Idk about the specific kid, but it could be “Prader-Willi Syndrome”…People with it, will sneak food, always feel like they’re starving, they’ll eat out of trash cans every chance they get, they’ll eat EVERYTHING, and will literally eat themselves to death unless CLOSELY monitored for their entire life, it starts making them gain weight as early as 1.

“The legal limit of blood alcohol *to drive* is .08, not the legal limit to drink. Children cannot drive anyway, so unless he was being rowdy, something the cops call “drunk and disorderly”, his blood alcohol content is irrelevant. As far as I know, no state has as yet established a limit on the amount of BAC a child is allowed with his parent’s consent.”

“his blood alcohol content is irrelevant”…LMAO.

Well thank the gods the dad came and picked him up before the little snot stole momma’s car keys, picked up his tiara and toddlers girlfriend, got in a fight with her and ran her ass over! No telling with this juvenile delinquint is capable of if he’s ballsy enough to steal her liquor and get legally drunk right under her nose! This could have ended so much worse. I hope he learned his lesson.

 ”something like a kid drinking a beer could happen to any of us.”

I raised 2 kids and I never had this issue;it does not sound normal to me.

I’m just glad he didn’t die and the dad cared enough to pursue his instincts.  .097 for a 22 month old sounds like a high concentration. 

 The kids mom was a fat ass,and she gave the kid all the food he indicated that he wanted to eat,she said that she felt bad if she refused him,and he was hungry.

At least 1 full beer if I’m reading this right.

http://www.brad21.org/bac_charts.html

(I’m assuming 1/2′ng the weight would would be equivalent to doubling the content.)

Edit: Probably closer to 16 oz’er…because you have to add in time from daddy having him for “a little while” before feeling it was serious enough for an ER visit, (unless that was instant).

I am so glad the baby didn’t get on a big wheel and rode. A dog that was molested could’ve been run over!!!

I am so proud of my husband. He decided to quit drinking ALCOHOLIC beer. He drinks Becks now (which taste like shit, unlike the green Odouls) and when the kids wanna taste beer, we’ll be ok if they taste that. Maybe that’ll make’em get grossed out about it & not want to dringk anymore.

And to the incubator: YOU WHORE! LEAVE THE BABY WITH THE DAD since you don’t want to deal with it.

But you would share with me, wouldn’t you?

I saw that show, and the had locks on the cabinets.

Most of these kids get a whole bunch of fried fast food, not homemade and no freaking fruits & veggies unless they are so fried they look like something else.

The kids never drink water, always juice, soda or milk.

The problem is that the kids aren’t learning to differentiate what looks good enough to eat from what I have to eat becaue I’m hungry.

Here’s what I mean:

I saw the KFC colonel sando, I want to eat it, but I’m not hungry. I have to eat lunch so I make myself a ham & cheese sando.

Just because it looks delicious on tv doesn’t mean that you are hungry. It just means that you might want to eat it later.

Another problem is that these women assume that if the kid is fed, then that’s what love means. Love is also saying: “NO, I’m not buying you that chocolate bar or letting you eat the donuts we’re buying because you want them right away even though dinner’s coming.”

for a second there, I misconstrued, and thought you were referring to Prader-willi after your first sentence, my apologies…

But yes, yes I agree with you.  Your whole statement is one of the main reasons you never go shopping while hungry either.

I gave my daughter (when she was like 9months) a tablespoon of cheesecake with whipping cream. PLAIN cheesecake btw. She was sitting in a jumperoo like 30mins later and all of the sudden it looked like she was on crack! She was so hyper. Thank God for that jumperoo to tire her out and let her off her sugar high without breaking anything.

normal does not equal “not possible”.  For example, if this kid went through the trash can and found a mixed drink (in a 20oz bottle) in the trash can, and drank it while the mother was taking a shower.  That doesn’t mean she should lose her kid.  It is called reasonable doubt – something cops hate

I give my children the food they like as treats. I also give them food that they don’t like but that’s good for them. They don’t have to eat it. But they know that mommy nor daddy will not give them anything else. And that they will not get dessert if they do not eat it.

My kids BEG for unsweetened apple sauce and bananas. It’s either dessert or breakfast. Yesterday I made apple pie thinking they were going to go bezerk on it. The boy did. He was all “mmmmmm” and had 2 helpings. The girl didn’t like it so she didn’t eat it. She didn’t get another dessert either.

I’ll even eat something like cold cereal (which I hate in the mornings) so that I’m not hungry. If you are you also end up buying things you won’t eat.

I thought a little potato juice was okay since the parents have to sleep sometime.

Lol my daughter loves cheese esp baby bells takes after her daddy

 That is funny, the “beast” .

omg…those are effing delish.  I’m hungry for a little roll of red wax-coverd-cheese now, thanks >:-|

Lol

That got my attention, too.  22 months and 45 lbs…barring a medical condition or the possibility that this kid is extremely thick-boned and/or very tall for his age, those numbers are disturbing.  More disturbing is that his mom left alcohol where he could get to it.  There’s nothing wrong with parents having alcohol around, but it should be kept away from the kids.  Derp!, right?

Lmao if u havent tried it in yrs u gotta it is like taylor ham

.251??? Fuck me running with a hot iron skillet…. Saying that whore was INTOXICATED is an UNDERSTATEMENT.

 ”seems to be headed in the Jerry Springer direction”
I haven’t watched him in awhile – glad to know nothing has changed.

This particular story has nothing to do with a mother taking a shower,it has to do with a Drunk Bitch,either giving her child alcohol,or allowing it to be where he could self serve – plus any and everything is “possible” in the world in which we live,which is why I didn’t address “possible” – I specifically addressed “normal”. As for “reasonable doubt” I have no reasonable doubt that this lady should be exactly where the police escorted her – jail.

Gross … I agree with reapre … you just untwisted my nips as well … I mean if twisting them like that were actually possible – which for the record it’s not …

 ”being left alone with that moron, i don’t blame the little one for knockin back some brewskies.”

HA !!!

 Don’t be all trying to attack your girlfriend now … traitor.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.

Any penalties for early coitus interruptus?

Really? I never touched a single drop of alcohol before the age of 21 ( Mom was a bartender, and I’m not stupid). Any child who has ever been around me/ parents lived with me/ when I was living with my roommates who were foster parents……..Never got alcohol either. Even if the adults did have it, it was in our rooms well away from the kids and under lock and key in (my) mini fridge. We didn’t/don’t drink around the kids either.  Because frankly, that is responsible parenting. Even in your scenario with the bottled mix drink in the trash…Hell no. You empty that shit out before you toss it.

So no, I don’t think its possible, not in my house.

The giant toddler Maury’s I’ve seen always have some idiot yelling stuff like “My baby loves fried chicken for breakfast! You don’t know. What am I supposed to do, say no? He cries!” Then they scream obscenities at the audience while it shows their 2 year old digging into an ENTIRE bucket of KFC in the corner of the screen.

Fucking Disqus – how dare you keep this comment from me for days!  Days!  I may have missed an important window of opportunity here because of you, damn you Disqus. 

I hated cooking too, but I love eating. Find an easy thing to cook that you love (like sugar cookies: 4 ingredients AND you have to bake them the next day). Screw making shapes, I roll them in saran wrap and refridgerate them. Next day all I do is slice them. Sure they won’t look as pretty as in the picture, but they taste the same and I don’t hate them.

OR, how about doing the crock pot thing? Put everything in it and leave it. I usually have the meat frozen & put it in at 7 or 8am, we have dinner at 5:30pm so everything is ready by then. I just whip out some buns or make cheddar dill biscuits (which do NOT need to be kneaded) and voilá!

As a mom, we should be always prioritize our kids. We serve as their guide as they grow up and it is important that we should stand as good role model for them. 

Please click here.

An Iowa City mother who was supposed to be tried in September on accusations she gave her toddler alcohol has been arrested after she failed to appear for her pretrial conference two months ago.

A Johnson County judge on Sept. 17 issued a $20,000 warrant for the arrest of Natasha Kriener, 27, charged with child endangerment causing bodily injury and neglect or abandonment, both felonies.

Kriener was supposed to be tried on those charges Sept. 25, but she disappeared until being arrested again on Nov. 1, according to online court records. She’s now scheduled for trial Feb. 12.

http://www.kcrg.com/news/crime/Iowa-City-Mother-Accused-in-Drunk-Toddler-Case-Arrested-on-Warrant–177667441.html

It’s called a joke Cedric. Google it.

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