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Women Offer To Bare Breasts For Beer Money, Stay ThirstySt. James City, FL — Two women were taken into custody after police say their sad attempts to flash fellow bar patrons to earn extra beer money escalated into an attack in the parking lot.

According to Lee deputies, 28-year-old Alicia Martin, left, and her pal Kathryn Rayannic, 24, had run out of cash while getting plastered at The Waterfront restaurant Wednesday, and were offering to bare their boobies for beer money.

“We had five guys that were like, ‘Please, leave us alone,’” said waiter Shaun Bassett. “They actually went up to tables who had their wives there.”

Sadly, the two women had no takers at all.Women Offer To Bare Breasts For Beer Money, Stay Thirsty

“Basically when they were turned down, they kind of got a little rowdy,” Bassett said.

After receiving numerous complaints about their bawdy behavior, restaurant staff attempted to remove the pathetic souses from the premises. It was then that Martin allegedly responded by shoving a female employee into a wall. The alleged assault continued after the party exited the building, with Martin punching the same female employee in the back of the head.

It took a minute, but a male employee finally jumped in the middle of the cat fight and separated the two women. Deputies have reported that when the male employee took Martin’s car keys, she whipped out a pocket knife and threatened to get stabby. When dude backed down, police say Martin put the knife away and continued the assault on the female employee.

In the end, Martin was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery, and her pal was booked on charges of disorderly conduct.

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  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    This is just sad. I never thought I would live to see the day that a woman couldn’t get almost anything by flashing boobage. It’s a sad day in America.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I bet they have the floppiest dog-ear titties too. Talk about ruining your buzz. I’m surprised it didn’t start sooner really, because if a couple of hoes came up to either of my men asking to trade to tits for beer there would be cops involved real fast. I’m a bit protective of my property. 

  • Lena60

    couple of knuckleheads and no one I would want to party with.

  • GGMon

    That Ryannic chick looks like she has no neck.
    I’m so glad I don’t drink lol

  • rensuchan

    More crazy bitches in Florida, big shocker.

  • aka jas

    LMAO@ “Please leave us alone.”

  • daMonBrooks

    Its always the hot ones that end up acting like this.

  • daMonBrooks

    Poly for the win!

  • Athena

    I’ve only ever flashed my chesticles once.  It was at an ex-boyfriend’s Halloween party.  I don’t recall what prompted it or even if many people were around.  All I recall is that my ex’s father was standing right there (initially unbeknownst to me), and when I pulled me shirt back down, he loudly exclaimed, “I can die happy, now.”  Just to give you an idea of my level of inebriation, I also shanked myself in the leg with my Freddy Krueger glove that night… and didn’t notice until the next morning.

    Ahhhh… to be young.  And attractive.   

  • Valerie

     Cute puppy! Mine is cuter, though!!!

  • daMonBrooks

    both cute! though I am a huge fan of the schnauzer

  • Babydoll0630

    I can’t believe that bitch is only 28…..YIKES!  I’m will be 28 this year, and still get mistaken for like 16-20.  I had my son in the store with my mother in law and some woman thought I was like 16 so she was shocked when I said he was my son.  I guess she thought my mother in law was both our moms.  She was also shocked when I told her I was about 10 years older than she had thought. 

  • TruTruTrue

    Lol.. Was he ur current boyfriend or were u going for- here r the twins u’ll never caress again?

  • TruTruTrue

    Thats how we like’m… Crazy, not bloated like these two!!

  • TruTruTrue

    Why is that? Would u say if u drank they’ll look like sports illustrated model?

  • Valerie

     That’s only cuz you haven’t met a Swissy.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    So … what trailer park did this happen at again ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    All I can say is that if a woman’s boobs look like shit – please keep them hog suckers covered.

  • Lena60

    You have to say yours is cuter, or he will kill you with his laser beam eyes.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Oh, I know. I was just being silly. Truth is, much like DKOS if they had walked up to my man and I there would have been issues as well.

  • Lena60

    my daughter is 29 people use to give hubby and I dirty looks because they though we had our kid our there doing heavy yard work.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I was going to ask you what you’re doing this weekend,but I don’t date married women – sorry.

  • Athena

    No, actually, my current boyfriend at the time is now my husband.  I don’t think the ex was present in the immediate vicinity.  Like I said, I don’t recall what prompted it, but it definitely wasn’t the ex. :P

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I almost mentioned those possessed looking eyes,but then as I looked deep into them – suddenly all I wanted to do was buy doggy treats … I don’t understand why as I don’t own a dog …

  • sherrdbw

    I don’t think that you would have too much to worry about. They didn’t just come back from the latest SI swimsuit modeling shoot.

  • sugarpie

    This reminds me of a night long long ago, in my drunkin youth, I was playing pool with some girl that I met that night.  We were both drunk and goofing around while playing.  This guy (who was with another girl) came up to us and said “i’ll give each of you $20 if you kiss”.  I walked right over to her and gave her a nice long tongue lashing.  She didn’t even have time to protest.  He just stood there with his mouth hung open and threw down $40.  Iwas down to my last $4 and thought, what the hell, it’s only a kiss.  Needless to say, his gf was PISSED.

  • sherrdbw

    Sorry I stole your SI modeling idea, I hadn’t read your remark yet.

  • blubberdong

    When a bar skank offers her tits as payment for beer and starts rolling up her pant legs for the viewing, I reserve the right to back slowly out of the agreement.

  • LeaveMeBe

    *facepalm* You have to know whether you have boobs worthy of being looked at nekkid, or worthy of keeping covered, then you formulate your plan. Now, if they had said Iif you give us beer money we won’t flash our boobs at you” I bet they would have gotten a totally different response. It just takes a little thinking and planning people. Oy vey!

  • CT

    I think they could have changed their plan to blowjobs for beer perhaps?  

  • CT

    I’ve got almost 20 on these heifers and my boobs are brand spanking new so I know I could at least gotten a beer or perhaps even a martini if I played my cards right. 

  • 18th40

    I think if the one on the left could have pulled the shirt up high enough to cover her face she may have had some takers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    Now that might have worked!  Anything with those 2 getting slightly naked not so much!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I thought of that too … but if the guy opened his eyes he would most likely fail to cum … and if he kept his eyes closed and came the poor sperm would wonder how he accidentally injected them into an unknown,strange,foul vagina-like orifice that did not contain a human egg.

  • princessgrandma

    No surprise at all that they got no takers, but we won’t discuss LOOKS.  I believe that all the men in the bar were trying to do a public service and/or save some lives b/c it’s obvious that the women were pretty much tanked already.  Either that or they were delusional, thinking that they could both flash boobs and get beer.  Maybe between the two of them they might have gotten a written IOU as soon as the men in the bar caught up and got as drunk as they were.

    Oh, and I am 100% sober as I write this so if it doesn’t make sense, it’s all me.  :)

  • sherrdbw

    Hey they might be up for a 3some with some lucky guy. Even though I’m not a man, I know how they are, but wow, how drunk would a guy have to be to hook up with them? I’m sorry, I was never a sarcastic person until I found this website. Such a bad influence!

  • Valerie

     I was originally supposed to just puppysit for a friend that runs a rescue. He was left abandoned in a back yard, he was 8 1/2 weeks old at the time.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    She they should have boobs like mine that contain a beverage so I would never be at a bar thirsty if it came down to it. LOL

  • TruTruTrue

    All Good!

  • LeaveMeBe

    I have a feeling that probably wouldn’t work for them either, poor things.

  • 18th40

    Sorry BD, but under amendments made to the Totally Impaired Trolls Statute (TITS) for short, if any more than three seconds transpire between the offer being made and you escaping screaming like a howler monkey out the front window, you’re required, by law now, to stay for the entire presentation. If, as in your case, she has time to reach for said pant legs, you’re legally obligated to remain. Sorry, it’s the law.

  • Athena

    LMAO.  That reminds me of a night, also long ago, during my own drunken youth.  A friend of mine who shall go unnamed and I were at a bar with my (now) husband and a friend of his.  Without warning, she turns to my husband and his friend and says, “Will you buy us a round of drinks if we kiss?”  Now, this friend is a very long-time friend, so I felt this was quasi incestuous.  I had my own money, so I would have said, “Hush.  I’ll buy you a drink, you cheap bitch,” but there was a problem:  The entire bar heard her offer.  You know those moments, when you’re about to say something you don’t want the entire bar to hear, but there’s a sudden lull in the noise?  Yeah, hands shot out of strange men’s pockets with money, waiving in the air enthusiastically.  

    I was put on the spot and couldn’t back out now.  So, I closed my eyes and pretended it was anyone else.  We pulled, like, $75.  That part was cool, I guess.  

  • sugarpie

    Shi-at!  Who knows what I mighta done for $75!  lol. 

  • LeaveMeBe

    To be young, drunk and hot again. *sigh* These stories brought back memories. A female friend and I did the kissing for money thing a couple of times. I also would get money for showing off my tattoo. Not many girls had them around here back then.

  • lespacino

    They did it wrong- they should have bared their breasts and asked for money to cover them up. They would’ve gotten tons of cash! Reverse stripping I like to call it.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oh, you were, it just took finding a (relatively) safe place for you to be yourself. ;)

  • Nemesis

    (.)(.)

    Now where’s my beer?

  • Athena

    Right?  Marketing is key. :P

  • Athena

    Money for simply showing a tattoo?  You are a true master. 

  • TruTruTrue

    LOL….”Ahhhh… to be young”.. is right.. I bet seeing Papa Dukes (AKA- the inlaw) has got to be a trip..

  • warbonds

    Can anyone say “nasty slugs”  Who would want to see those nasty PAW PATTIES/UTTERS on those cows.   If you hang them from the ceiling you would have 4 speedbags.

  • warbonds

    Bwahahaha…..here piggy, piggy, piggy.    sorry, could not help myself.  there i’m better now.

  • warbonds

    If THAT was the only boobs in america, i would have to agree it would be a sad day. See, men do have a consience……sometimes.

  • warbonds

    lol,  he has Blue-Ray syndrome, aren’t they supposed to be red ?  looks awesome w/ blue eyes though, i want to smell his breath.

  • warbonds

    Dog ear titties ? LOL thats a good one, I was thinking more along the lines of one of those big punching balloons, after it sits for a few weeks and starts to deflate (all wrinkly), or just for good measure, probably looks like a softball in a tubesock hangin’ there……. is it 4:00 yet, i’m delerious from lack of alcohol……..

  • warbonds

    She’s a linebacker for the Jaguars…..lol

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Awwww. Let’s not have a cute war it might bring down the internet.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I’ve always had schnauzers they are pure personality in a fur suit. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Poor baby. 

  • warbonds

    Depend on where it is inked, as to monetary value.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    All hail the hypono-toad and his pet hypno-swissy.

  • Athena

    I think you’re confused.  The ex’s name is Garrett.  My husband’s name is Mike.  I was with Mike when we attended Garrett’s Halloween party.  The Garrett’s father is not my in-law.  I suppose I could have been more clear.  I haven’t seen Garrett’s dad since that day, so there’s been no awkwardness. :P

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Dog ears is always what I’ve called flat, floppy, boobies because they always remind me of the ears on a beagle. 

  • warbonds

    LMFAO  classic !!

  • 18th40

    No we don’t.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Well hello there…

  • Andy P

    …and taste. Not all men put their dick in any warm hole. I’m not surprised there weren’t any takers. Also not surprising is that this happened in Florida.

  • warbonds

    Ewwwww, my peepee would have shriveled, Ever seen a guy hung like a light switch ??

  • CT

    Dear god NO and I hope to keep it that way!  Oh the horror!

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    When I started this job I did training for six weeks and at the end I was like, “let’s go get some cocktails.” The trainer stared at me and told me I wasn’t old enough to drink. I laughed and told him I was 26 and was very much able to drink. I love when that happens.
    I also like when I get carded at the grocery store. 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    OK, I gotta ask did it hurt? What was the recovery like? Do they feel funny? Did you go for the ones with squeakers in them? 

  • warbonds

    Oh, your clever, do you have one of those bras that hold booze ? last halloween, my buddie dressed in drag, has his beer in a bra, with a straw…lol

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    LOL No, my beverage is warm milk. 

  • warbonds

    LOL, oh the mental image…..

  • CT

    LMAO, squeakers.  Nope, just plain boobies, no fake shit and I have to say I am thrilled.  It’s only been 7 weeks so they are still sore sometimes but after breastfeeding twins they needed help and help fast!  It did hurt because the cut them apart and put them back together but if I had to do it again I would.  I had my nose repaired last year and when I found out there was a problem and I had to redo it again 3 months later, I almost cried like a girl.  The boobs hurt and itched but they were nothing compared to the nose. 

  • warbonds

    OH, sorry bout that, i did not know you were with bibbit.  :-)

  • CT

    Oh shit – that was funny.  Even if you didn’t mean it – I was crying here.  

  • warbonds

    Not enough Jack Daniels on the planet….

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I’m getting mine done in December if my daughter has weaned by then. I did was I feel I was supposed to do as a mother, now I want my breasts back. No implants, they’re a really good size already…just a little lift.

    Congrats on the boobulars!

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    No need to apologize. :-)

  • warbonds

    Hey, I might be slighty… well alil’ more than slighty twisted, now i found DD, but still have respect.

  • CT

    Good for you!  You will be very happy.  I did mine right after Christmas so that I would have plenty to be off of work and it wouldn’t be noticed since no one else was at work either.  I was a DD after the kids and now a plain D.  I’m tall so it works for me.   Only restriction that was a bit of an issue was no lifting for 3 to 4 weeks.  After the first few days, its a piece of cake.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    No lifting for 3 to 4 weeks. That won’t work, not with my daughter. Uh oh…I may have to push it back darnit. 

    I’m a D and it works well with my figure so I’ll keep them that way. 

  • Lena60

    aww poor little puppy, I hate when people dump baby animals.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    If it helps my baby is 8 months, but I’m nursing. Commence with the boob talk. :-D

    We’re all slightly more twisted since finding D’D. I’ve always wanted to be around people as morbid as myself without odd looks and here you all are. 

  • Lena60

    In my case, they were sore, exercise sore but not bad or excruciating. You usually won’t need any pain meds.

  • Lena60

    Oh shut up! :)

  • Lena60

    It depends on where the tattoo is. :)

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    I’m a D and would like to go down to a C, but I’m a chicken shit.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    :P  
    My family has always been blessed with looking young, the others just ruined it with drinking and smoking. I work to keep my skin nice.

  • Lena60

    Beer on tap?

  • Valerie

     This is my first Greater Swiss Mountain Dog (see, greater is in the name), I also have an old chocolate lab and two cats. All rescues. Aubro is purebred, they go for about $1500, he was a Christmas puppy and for some reason they abandoned him shortly after. The neighbors to his former owners were also friends with my friend that does the rescue so I ended up with a very expensive puppy for FREE! I love rescuing.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Like you said, marketing is key. ;)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oh gods, I love you guys and gals! I am sitting here laughing so hard I am crying. For once, I hate that I have to leave work, but it is time for me to go. And the traffic that is waiting for me and the nasty weather on the way will NOT bring me down after the comments and stories I have read today.

    Hope y’all have a GREAT weekend. See ya bitches! *kisskiss* 

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Sadly, I am allergic to anything that sheds including something as little as a hamster. 
    Semimaru the Azuma Ninja Dog, his call name is Sammy, was purchased from an AKC breeder because I can’t take chances and need verification he was a breed that didn’t shed. I wish it wasn’t that care because I want a cat so badly. I love all dogs, but Schnauzers are what I grew up with because they are hypoallergenic.  

  • osteenq

    Just based on the how badly the faces of those 20-something charmers are aging, I wouldn’t be surprised if their tits weren’t already edging their way into basset hound country.

  • blubberdong

    TITS be damned, if the nipples hit the floor I’m headin’ for the door.

  • Babydoll0630

     I wanna get mine done too I’m also a DD after having my son, I’m waiting until I have one more then I’ll hopefully get it done.  I was a C for many years so I might go for a B.  I’ve had big hooters long enough, I wanna wear shirts that fit right again!! 

  • slavesher

    Now that is some funny sh*t!!

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Milk on tap.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Have a good weekend. :)

  • JGo555

    NO ONE wants to see Walrus tits  with or without your wifey there.

  • JGo555

    Mine was the cutest!

  • JGo555

    You mean childless  & single.

    I still remember having a hot gym body & doing whatever the f*ck I wanted before I got married & had kids.

  • JGo555

    I kissed a girl while dressed as a girl scout, in a bathroom in my Catholic Private High School.

    I just wanted to see what it felt like.

    Like a guy, except I didn’t wanna do it again cause her boobs got in the way.

  • JGo555

    THese two are so dumb they get drunk & look in the mirror & see Victoria Secret Models instead of someone else seeing them.

  • malq

     some guys will take whatever the can get. I had an acquaintance who founded the word sleaze.

    He would wait outside Roonies tavern at 2-3 am and pick up”leftovers”  I watched him in action once. the woman he chatted up made these chicks look like runway models. I think he got aids or some shit.

  • malq

     Quit telling everyone what to do!

  • malq

     LOl I remember Howard Stern saying he was hung like an acorn.

  • malq

     Bullshit, even the worst was great.

  • malq

     @jaded are these relatives by any chance?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Wouldn’t claim ‘em if they were, malq. 

  • GGMon

    ever heard of beer goggles? :D

  • GGMon

    I’m 21, I’m constantly mistaken for a 14 year old. -___-
    That must be some hard life this woman is living in. That or alcohol.

  • DamagedGoods

    I respectfully submit that my puppy was in fact the cutest OF ZEM ALLLLSSS!

  • Josh

    I’d like a see too…. =)

  • Josh

    Were you reaching up a skirt? =)

  • Josh

    The only kind better out of the cup.

  • Josh

    (_!_)

  • JGo555

    No, we had to go back to practice for choir, so that was the end of things.

    Later on, we were still friends & she got her boobs done (in college) & she wanted to touch mine to see the different from hers & mine. She also wanted me to touch hers.

    I was like: No to either of those.

    I’m not into boobs one bit. Now if she’da been talking about ASS… I don’t care who’s in front of it, I like ass, male or female. I’da been all ova dat!

  • Josh

    Wanna see my ass?? =)

  • Josh

    My mom is that way. When I was 16 everyone thought she was my girlfriend, 15 years later everyone thinks she is my wife.

  • JGo555

    As tempting as that sounds, I’m gonna have to pass. You know that “Until Death Do Us Part” shit & I don’t plan on getting killed any time soon.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Damn malq, that’s just depressing all the way around. Poor sleazy bastard.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/XO7SU55HV3ZRPOWU5JUESCSCOQ bottleblonde

    Can’t blame the patrons…these hussies look like they are pushing 50, overweight and unattractive.  Perhaps they would have had more luck asking people to pay them money to keep their clothes on.

  • Josh

    Yes I do, the only parting that should be done is of the pink sea…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000749730273 Jennifer Zappa

     I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! 

  • malq
  • http://twitter.com/ChristopherScum Christopher Scum

     Exactly. No one goes to a restaurant/bar to milk cows! The funniest part of this is
    “ she whipped out a pocket knife and threatened to get stabby” Just they way that’s worded made me lol.  What would have been hilarious is if they walked up to a drunk and showed him and he puked on the fallen mountains