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300-Pound Naked Man Walks Into Walmart, Steals Socks

February 17, 2012 at 2:06 pm by  

Exton, PA — A 6-foot-4, 300-pound man was arrested Wednesday after he was seen walking around Walmart wearing nothing but socks. Socks he apparently lifted from the customer service desk.

Surveillance video of the bizarre incident shows 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor exiting his vehicle in the store parking lot and stripping down to his birthday suit. He is then seen walking into the store all nekkid-like and approaching the customer service counter. It was there, police say, that Taylor found the socks in question, slipped them onto his feet and continued on his way through the aisles.

Police quickly arrived on scene, and after making contact with Taylor, were forced to subdue him with a stun gun. Once they had him strapped to a gurney, Taylor allegedly spat on the face of one of the officers.

Taylor has since been arraigned on charges of indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct, and ordered held on $50,000 cash bail.

No word on whether mental illness, drugs or alcohol were involved.

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  • Heather_Habilatory


  • CT

    Why the shadow?  WHYYYYYY? 

  • CT

    Walmart, a stun gun and a fat neekid guy.  I wished I could have been there.  That sounds like fun – right up my alley.  

  • Yeah, I wouldn’t walk around Wal-Mart in bare feet, either.

  • I see nothing unusual here – you did say he was at “Walmart”.

  • Looking at the listed charges – he pissed off the police officers pretty badly.

  •  If this happened anywhere then I would be surprised! 

  • It’s nice to have a fun refreshing story after most of the stuff I read on here.  And I don’t know what people expect when they go to Wal-Mart – I’m always expecting either a nekkid person or a person mixing up a batch of meth…

  • I GOTTA start shopping at Walmart if they have 300lbs of sexy just walking around all nekkid and thangs.

  • I’ve seen plenty of ass crack at Walmart, but never full nekkidity. I must be shopping at the wrong one. Dammit.

  • I don’t know what’s stranger … The people that shop at Walmart or the people that work there!

  • Lena60

    yeah but it could be 4ft 300lbs of sexy.

  • Lena60

    hubba hubba chocolate chubba.

  • CT

    Why the sad face?  Poor, poor neekid guy.  He just needs some loving.  He needs to meet the wonder twins from the other story.  Bet he’d buy them some beer.  Wonder twins powers activate. Form of sorry ass fat girl. 

    I’d really have been bummed if I was the wonder twin who could only do tricks  with water.  That would get old fast.

  • princessgrandma

    OK, so his picture is going to show up in one of those emails where there are several pictures of different interesting Walmart patrons, for sure.

    I didn’t realize that Walmart socks were in such high demand, though.

  • But look at those sexy ashy lips that are begging for Carmex…that mixed with the 300lbs more then makes up for the 4ft.

  • Nemesis

    Maybe his feet were cold.

  • 18th40

    I think the biggest surprise is someone noticed. At the Walmart close to my neighborhood, he’d still need a flamethrower and the remaining Village People following behind singing YMCA, before anyone even looked up.

  • kniption

    The socks betrayed him.   It is so often difficult to balance powers of invisibility with responsible personal hygiene.

  • sugarpie

    That is exactly what I said when I first read this. 

  • jennie1974

    He’s got some creepy eyes going on there. The right one is looking at the camera and the left one is looking left.

  • Patr1ckBateman

    This is the real life Principal Lewis from American Dad

  • rensuchan

    Argh, You beat me to it.

  • Andy P

    Now I get the $50,000 bail on this one. That may actually be a little on the low side. Maybe the judge got laid last night. Lmao

  • lol thanks for posting this hilarious. 😉

  • Eliza Berntsen

    One day, I will save up enough money to go to the wonderland that is the USofA and spend a month living at Wal-mart and just admire the fuckery. It will be like living at the zoo in the crazy monkey enclosure.

  • Andy P
  • Your kitty is pretty.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Uh yeah, they had to subdue a 300lbs naked guy. I’d probably be a bit put out too.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Well, they saw the change you want must start with you. Just let me know where so I can set up a camera. Not for me, but the others on the site.

  • Andy P

    Shape of… dog eared titties. 🙂

  • LMAO!!!!

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    He probably knows how to cook..

  • LeaveMeBe

    If socks came in groups of 3 he probably wouldn’t have been arrested for indecent exposure.

  • CT

    Great, now I’m going to be picturing what I think dog eared tits look like.  Just grand.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    If I was invisible I would never shave my legs again. People I walked by would be tripping over my glorious leg hairs. 

  • 18th40

    You raised this issue at the last meeting if I recall correctly, still no progress on the invisible socks I’m guessing ?

  • Erm, gimme a minute…I’m gonna have to gain a couple hundred pounds. 

  • And that, my dear, is why I’ll take a chubby guy over a muscular one any friggin’ day. 🙂

  • They do!! One of my all time favorite authors, Christopher Moore, pimps ’em all the time. Check it…..


    I love my Throx…

  • Andy P

    Hey you started it. 🙂

  • My husband is muscular and can cook. How HE doin’?

  • I was thinking the same thing. Great minds and all…

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Ha. You tickle my pickle. 

  • 18th40

    Damn you and that link, I had things I wanted to get done, now that’s all gone out the window.

  • Texas Ranger

    In the south, we properly dress for “Walmarts” . It’s as close to goin to church as you can get.

  • Andy P

    Lots of good material on that site. Of course you don’t need and of my help wasting your day, you’re on DD. 🙂

  • 18th40

    Yeah I’d say you pretty much have it spot on there. So instead, thanks for the link kind sir.

  • Andy P

    Happy to help. Have a great weekend!

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    Buck up honey, that means more bacon.

  • kniption

    Sadly, no.  …and yet, oddly, I can make sock monkeys disappear with no problem.  I am surrounded by dozens of them.  At least I think I am…

  • Babydoll0630

     Well at least he had the decency to turn his ass the other way when putting the socks on………LOL. 

  • Babydoll0630

     TOO funny!  I’m watching it as we speak.  Roger is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.  When I went into labor with my son, and was having contractions my husband played American Dad for me on our laptop + hulu.  I will never forget which episode it was!  Where Roger tries to get sexually harassed. 


  • Heather_Habilatory


  • FrikkenFrak

    The only shock here is that it didn’t occur in FLORIDA.

  • Patr1ckBateman

    Glad you agree. Roger is a legend.
    But this bloke has the whole Lewis thing DOWN. Got the look and everything. Reminds me of the episode where he pissed on the cake.

  • My hometown! YES! We finally made it onto dreamin demon. I can scratch that off my bucket list. 

  • And thank God this means I don’t have to walk naked into Walmart myself. I was prepared to do so if necessary though.

  • rensuchan

    I don’t think my girlfriend would like that too much.

  • Lena60

    Omg Andy I spent I few hours on this site. I love the people of walmart pictures.

  • Lena60

    Which they mention on the site andy posted. The lady in oklahoma mixing up meth at the store.Unreal.

  • Thank you. She was a feral we trapped and fostered.

  • Babydoll0630

    He REALLY does look a lot like him haha eyes and all.

  • Andy P

    Good stuff. Glad you’re enjoying it.

  • JGo555

    WHile certainly looks like he dates Mary Jane, I think it’s because of his Mental Illness that he does so. It keeps the voices telling him that he has to eat that damned fried chicken.

  • JGo555

    Kidding or serious, I have a thing for chubby guys. Although the hubs ended up looking like a green bean with a marble stuck in the middle.

  • Well, since you put it that way…..

  • msfantastic

    That must have been the most disgusting sight they have ever seen. I didn’t see it and I threw away all my daughter’s jello cups I was so traumatized just reading they had to taser him. All I kept seeing was the fat shaking…

  • msfantastic

    Love him. And throx.

  • msfantastic

    Im just saddened by the fact that I’ve seen much worse while I did a brief sentence as a walmart cashier… and that was when I was young and impressionable, so pretty much forever ago. 🙁

  • malq

    I was impressed he put his socks on without having to sit down. No wonder Angelsmom and Jaded think this guy is a stallion.  If I was female I would want to stud him out too.

  • whisperswing

    […]In the surveillance video police say you can see Verdon Lamont Taylor stripping in the middle of the Walmart parking lot in Exton.
    It happened around 5:00pm Wednesday at a busy hour.Taylor takes off his socks and all of his clothes and then waltzes into the Wal-mart. The video shows shocked shoppers trying to avoid him.
    “Large guy, about 6’4”, 200 lbs; he is an imposing figure, and he is naked[…]Once inside, police say Taylor walked up to the customer service line where a bag of returned goods sat on the table. Taylor pulled out a pair of socks and proceeded to put them on.
    “There was one employee who got a coat and followed him, which is kind of a brave thing to do,” said Detective Pezick. “I think most people were startled and just tried to avoid him.”
    Investigators don’t believe Taylor suffers from any sort of mental illness. They believe he may have been under the influence of drugs.
    Taylor faces one count of aggravated assault for spitting on that officer. He also faces indecent assault and other related charges.[….]http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/crime&id=8547006&hpt=ju_bn4

  • LOL!!!  You know this guy had to be high on something….. but it was good for a laugh! 

  • sweatpoo

    Nah….That’s just plain, old crazy at work here. A good, ice cold, hosing (with an industrial grade fire hose) at his local asylum should jolt him right on back though.

  • sweatpoo

    I usually just delete those silly emails but I seriously cannot WAIT to open the next round of “The People of Walmart” 

  • Tundratot

    Was there no greeter at the door?  Did that person really let him, not call the manager, the police?


  • Josh

    Thats what he said. =)

  • Josh

    Is that marble above the belt?

  • Josh

    I’m picturing those things at a car wash that spin and scrub the car.

  • Josh

    Loitering is free….

  • Josh

    I wouldn’t want him to greet me back.

  • Josh

    Maybe it was laundry day.

  • JGo555

    Above the belt & I love it!

  • whisperswing

    “He wouldn’t follow commands, at which point they did need to deploy a Taser, and he was taken into custody,” Detective Pezick said.
    Investigators don’t believe Taylor suffers from any sort of mental illness. They believe he may have been under the influence of drugs.
    Taylor faces one count of aggravated assault for spitting on that officer. He also faces indecent assault and other related charges.[….]UOTE][url]http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/crime&id=8547006&hpt=ju_bn4[/url]

  • Josh

    I’ve put on a few pounds, I’m finally up to 32 inch waist at 5′ 10″

  • TruTruTrue

    Shushhhhhhhhhhh! May the powers that be put u as the customer service rep in future situations like these!!!!

  • Jemimabean

     Why only put socks on his FEET?

    Oh, wait, it just twigged. 😛

  • Josh

    He didn’t want to get his feet dirty in the store.

  • He should be charged with visual assault because, dang that is nasty. 

  • Let me know when you are in my neck of the woods and I will get out and wave King Kong,and a few strips of Bacon at you – that should get you horny pretty quick,fast,and in a hurry.

  • I’m not into BBW’s … so please – come as you are.

  • “Buck up” that’s what I say when I’m hitting it from the back;I’m glad you like the term.

  • Possibly,but from the looks of him he eats every damn thing,plus licks the pots – so it would be impossible to know if he is a good cook.

  • So you are saying that you want to lose weight  ? Guys like that do not like Bitches eating up their food.

  • They have ok socks,but he did get his from a location near where returns are made.

  • With great power comes great responsibility.

  • I was eating breakfast – key word is “was”.Thank you.

  • “sock monkeys” WTF is a “sock monkey” ? It sounds like a sock that you masturbated into, tied off at the top,and threw under your bed.Were you referring to the puppets? Hmm …

  • WOW … 300+ pounds of naked ass in front of you and you actually noticed his eyes ? Sounds like you missed him at the store.

  • I wonder if his dick was touching all on them officers when they were like wrestling with him and stuff … kinda sounds like a gay porn movie …

  • Possibly,its not like they ever spend much time cleaning those floors.

  • Please explain to me how a 80 year old greeter would be able to stop 300 pounds of naked love butter from entering the store ? Besides the greeter was most likely busy handing out those little store sales papers,or something.

  • Poor,drugged out fat guy … why,oh why did he have to be Black ? I hope that he at least represented on Dick size,if not …then this was a total set back for Black men everywhere.

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    And yet, you know you’d still hit it. 😉

  • Josh