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Man Charged After Trying To Pay For Lap Dance With Crack, Assaulting PoliceAustin, TX — Ricardo Luna, 26, was arrested outside of the XTC Men’s Club early Sunday morning, after police say he attempted to pay for his lap dance with crack cocaine.

According to the criminal complaint, deputies were dispatched to the club around 4:00 that morning, after receiving a report claiming Luna tried to pay for his lap dance with crack. While speaking with a bouncer at the club, police learned Luna kicked a member of the security staff and started screaming racial slurs as he was being escorted out of the establishment.

An intoxicated Luna was hesitant about being seated in the back of the patrol car, but complied after being threatened with a tasin’.

On the way to the cop shop, police say Luna began kicking the right rear door in an attempt to escape. The arresting officer then pulled the car over and attempted to secure Luna’s legs with a tarp. He was apparently unsuccessful, and another officer ended up getting kicked in the chest three times. As one officer held Luna’s chest to keep him from headbutting everyone, Luna spit a mixture of blood and saliva on to one of the deputy’s arms and legs, reportedly laughing as he did so.

The officers managed to secure Luna without beating the ever-loving shit out of him, and continued on their way to the cop shop. As they drove, Luna bashed his head against the metal cage until he passed out in the back seat.

Luna’s been booked on charges of retaliation, resiting arrest and harassment of a public servant. Bond was set at $20,000.

No word on whether police found any crack in his possession.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=748002951 facebook-748002951

    Situations like this is when I advocate regardless of race etc… The right for a cop to beat your ass until you realize the error of your ways. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JTXWGMNM36EPO6SQLBO7XCH4PE Trish D

    To paraphrase a texas phrase – he needed beatin.

  • SayAunt

    Had I been the officer I would of tased the crack out of him!

  • malq

     man they wanted him outta there bad. Normally that topic wouldn’t be surfacing in a strip club. They hate that attention.

  • warbonds

    Can anyone say PUNK-AZZ BITCH ????   what a loser.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I guess he missed the pubic service announcement that Whitney Houston (RIP) did some years back about crack being whack.

  • LeaveMeBe

    The arresting officer tried to secure his legs with a tarp. A tarp. Are you fucking kidding me? Why didn’t he just empty the 5 gallon water cooler and put it over his head? Hellloooo? Ever heard of duct tape? APD has got to get their shit together. *smh*

    On a side note, that is a nasty-ass-skanky-strip club and I am extremely surprised that they didn’t accept that method of payment. I think they lied to the cops about what really went down to save their own asses.

  • aka jas

    Damn this recession!  

  • Texas Ranger

    I think you mean….”he needed killin”

  • Texas Ranger

    He shoulda had his ass beat down just for wearin that shirt and chocolate milk mustache out in public.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    God damn crack heads …I’m glad he got knocked out … Even though he did it himself lol!

  • Deety

    I watched a couple of cops here take a crazy/drunk guy into custody. They drove a little bit down the street, then had to pull over and secure his legs because he was trying to kick through the door. They had big Velcro restraints they just wrapped around his ankles, nonchalantly dragging him in and out of the car. Despite his lunacy, they stayed composed the whole time.

  • Tenbux

    Is that a teardrop tattoo on his face or just the side effects of assaulting police officers?

  • Califboy

     Wait a minute, he was trying to pay for krack  with crack??????

  • DangerousKindOfSnark

    You have to go down there and get the T, honey, for us.

  • LeaveMeBe

    DKOS, I am actually blonde, I just dye my hair brunette. Artificial intelligence, you know?

    So, what the heck sre you talking about?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Being a good capitalist I have no problems with sex workers since they apparently have a steady stream of buyers. Not my thing, but I don’t condemn the work. I do dislike hypocrisy since drugs do not seem foreign to prostitution. I am sure there are exceptions and I stress the word “exceptions.”

    Why would sex workers be shocked by someone offering them crack? I include the bouncers as sex workers too since they work in an establishment that hires women to masturbate men with their virginal asses.

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    Yeah, and find his ass crapping out his stash due to it probably too. Whelp, save on the ‘cavity search’ if that does happen, huh?

  • Josh

    The barter system….

  • Josh

    Maybe she was shocked cause she figured her ass was worth more  than the amount of crack he offered.

  • JGo555

    Read the title.

    Fucking classy.

  • JGo555

    Read the story.

    I was about to say that isn’t crack the stripper’s daily vitamins??? Surely he did something else that caught the attention of security because no one would’ve said anything for the payment.

  • JGo555

    I know that when a lot of people seem to go crazy, I find myself clear headed & relaxed.

    I guess the more crazy some get the more others need to be calm for peace & control purposes.

  • JGo555

    We wish.

  • JGo555

    Virginal asses???

    Yet again, we wish.

  • aka jas

    That only works when both parties agree….he probably should thought ahead. (har har)

  • Reen B

    The topic of lap dances? They’re legal here in Austin. In fact, half the audience is probably comprised of APD cops. lol

  • alexandra wolf

    lol yeah he should have found a crackhead stripper first she would have been all for it…

  • http://soundclick.com/paypal/?bandid=1007210 Kotti????KaDotti

    WHAT THE FUCK STRIPPERS DON’T EXCEPT CRACK ANY MORE? 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/5F46U4B5LTC375HSFDXB57CPOA Chris

    He must not have had enough crack, as this is acceptable payment for any stripper.