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Man Charged After Trying To Kill Cat That Made Him Fail Online Exam

February 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm by  

Man Charged After Trying To Kill Cat That Made Him Fail Online ExamGainesville, FL – Marvelle Rucker, 21, was taken into custody Sunday after admitting to police that he tried to smother his girlfriend’s cat because it caused him to fail an online exam.

Rucker’s girlfriend told police the cat was lethargic and unresponsive when she returned home from work Sunday afternoon. Also, in what I would have to assume was an argument over the state of the cat’s health, police say Rucker cornered the girlfriend in the bathroom and yelled at her and repeatedly poked her in the face for about 10 or 15 minutes.

When questioned about the cat, Rucker reportedly laughed as he told the arresting officer he placed a pillow over the critter’s face and punched it. He was trying to kill it, he said, because the damn thing caused him to fail a test.

Rucker admitted to cornering his girlfriend in the bathroom, telling police he wasn’t going to let her out until she listened to what he had to say. He also admitted to poking the woman in the face, but said that because he wasn’t actually beating her, he didn’t think it was a crime.

Rucker is now behind bars, facing charges of animal cruelty, false imprisonment and battery. A bond amount has not yet been made available.

No word on the condition of the cat.

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    • aka jas

      Silly dude, you cant take a piss test on line. ;.)

    • Anonymous

        Cats are devious little fuckers – the trick is to be smarter than than the cat! Meh – How did the cat make him fail the test?

    • Anonymous

      Sure, asswipe, blame the cat for your failed test.It is sad to me that people like this resort to violence, because they know nothing about minor problem solving.Put cat in another room or, leave Gfs house and use a different computer. see how simple a solution that was.

    • Anonymous

      Oh, pulllease. Like he’s the only man to ever fail an exam because of pussy.

    • Texas Ranger

      I guess the cat wanted to get him off the computer so it could download some child porn.

    • Anonymous

      Online exam was about Violence in the Workplace.

    • CT

      The best he could do was poke his GF in the face?  He needs to get on this site to get better ideas.  Damn, dude you are so fucking lame.  WAIT, what did he poke her in the face with? Heh, heh? Has potential, doesn’t it?

      I really need to stop being so catty.

    • Anonymous

      Marvelle ???? REALLY ??? wtf kind of name is that ??

    • guillotinegirl

      “Don’t do it! Poking is a crime!”

    • CT

      Damn, I hadn’t noticed that.  Does explain a lot.

    • Andy P

      Red Lobster anyone?  Maybe Crapplebee’s???  Oh wait, this isn’t Florida is it?  LOL

    • Andy P

      Damn should have known it was!  And I should have checked first.

    • Athena

      “…but said that because he wasn’t actually beating her, he didn’t think it was a crime.”  

      Yeah… he wasn’t going to pass that test anyway.

    • http://www.myspace.com/davidschwab DavidRavenMoon

      Last time he said the dog ate his homework.

    • Anonymous

      let’s hope not!

    • Anonymous

      good one

    • EveryVillainIsLemons

      The cat made him fail the test because it gave him the wrong answers, of course!

      Fucking moron.  Someone should place a pillow over his face and start punching HIM.

    • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

      Test Question -> Physics -> Relativity -> Specialized Theory:
      If particle A is traveling at .9987 C what is the Lorentz contraction of stationary ruler B as viewed from particle A?

      Answer:
      Meow?

      Pussy solves many things, but not all things.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5WYTW5UWWTGEKN4L2HBZ7I4E5E Zazen

      He failed an online test? Really? What’s going to really suck is we’re going to find out he was trying to find out which Pokemon he was most like.

    • Josh

      If she fails the test then you gotta problem.

    • Josh

      zoo tube or some crazy shit like that

    • Josh

      Has potential, doesn’t it?
      No, or we would be reading his stage name too….

    • Anonymous

       I’m game!

    • Anonymous

       Poke-mon! buaaaaaaahahahahaha!

    • Josh

      I was thinking where did Gainesville, FL move to?? =)

    • Josh

      May he R.I.P….

    • Anonymous

      Of course he’s a worthless piece of shit.  Many of us have animals and cannot fathom hurting one or killing one. I have  reevaluated my thoughts on terminal illness, hit list of animal abusers. My current thoughts are the DC sniper method. If I get caught I would detriment my own animals by being in prison, so I cannot afford to get caught but still want the atonement of having sent a message that since animals can’t fight back in most cases, there is a price to pay from someone, somewhere. 

    • Josh

      Really, open book too….

    • Josh

      Better check women on the periodic table…

    • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

      Babetronium. And it is elemental.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

       What a big tough guy taking his anger out on a house cat!  Even if the ferocious feline didn’t screw up his test, $10 buck says he would have failed anyway!

    • Anonymous

      Give the guy a break. The neck tattoo screams “nice guy.”

    • Anonymous

      “Neck Tattoo”.

      ’nuff said.

    • Anonymous

      It had more brains that him.

      Either that or he was trying to decide what he saw in the Duck Or Rabbit add.

    • Anonymous

      Tell that to the f*ckers that “poke” their asses off in Facebook.

    • Anonymous

      I hope you spend a fair amount of time target shooting…

    • Anonymous

      For “made him fail on-line test” read “distracted him from computer-game”

    • Anonymous

      Lmao

    • http://www.facebook.com/sarabei Janet L. Rogers

      I hope the cat is alright….had that been my furbaby….well when the police arrested his ass, he would have been unresponsive himself.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Maybe it peed on his leg ? Or maybe the cat got too many answers wrong on the test ?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Thank God the lady didn’t leave a baby with this Dumb-ass guy.

    • LeaveMeBe

      <3

    • BEastDuo

      I’d beat that SOB senseless for hurting one of my kitties.  But then again, I wouldn’t date a guy with a neck tattoo either