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Man Accused Of Domestic Violence Sentenced To Romantic Dinner At Red LobsterOnly in Florida — A man accused of shoving his wife, putting his hand on her throat and raising his fist to her during an argument learned his fate during his initial court appearance earlier this week – a romantic dinner with the wife at Red Lobster.

“He’s going to stop by somewhere and he’s going to get some flowers,” Judge John “Jay” Hurley said at 47-year-old Joseph Bray’s bond hearing. “And then he’s going to go home, pick up his wife, get dressed, take her to Red Lobster. And then after they have Red Lobster, they’re going to go bowling.”

Bray’s wife, who was present at the hearing, said the couple began arguing after Bray neglected to wish her a happy birthday. At some point during the spat, Bray allegedly shoved the woman against a couch and placed one hand on her throat, raising the other as if to strike her. Fortunately, he did not.

Judge Hurley asked the woman if she was hurt or in fear of her husband. When the woman answered no, Hurley continued probing.

“Do you have something you like to go to?” he asked. “Is there a restaurant you like to go to?”

After hearing the woman’s response, bowling and Red Lobster, Hurley made his decision, adding that the couple must seek counseling within a week.

Hurley later defended the sentence, emphasizing that he would not have ordered such “whimsical conditions” for Bray had the domestic violence charge been more serious, or if it appeared that his wife had been injured or in danger of future harm. He also cited Bray’s lack of criminal history.

“It was a minor incident, in the court’s opinion,” Hurley said. “The court would not normally do that if the court felt there was some violence but this is very, very minor and the court felt that that was a better resolution than other alternatives.”

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  • Andy P

    Red Lobster?  Really?  What about Ruth’s Chris, or PF Changs, or some place that’s actually GOOD?  Crazy verdict though!

  • http://twitter.com/ItsMeDe DeAnna

    WTF?! Is this Love Court or something?

  • Prominent Prozac

    ..Wow, I’d hate to see what a serious offence is.

  • Prominent Prozac

    She’s only worth Red Lobster, it wasn’t like he cut off an arm or gauged out her eyes and crippled her..You know, something SERIOUS.

  • Josh

    If thats what she likes I’m not going to talk shit about it. Now if she said Mcdonalds that would be a different story…

  • Anonymous

    My first thought was “Man, that judge must feel the same way I do about Red Lobster” then I read it was her choice. Now I feel sorry for her, bad taste in food, AND men. Shame

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom


    Bray allegedly shoved the woman against a couch and placed one hand on her throat” 
    Sounds like foreplay to me. 

    “Bray neglected to wish her a happy birthday. “ 
    Now THAT is just unacceptable!

  • Athena

    This is pretty awesome.  

  • Anonymous

    haven’t even read the story yet, but I do know that Red Lobster and “romantic dinner” are an oxymoron and shouldn’t be allowed to be used in the same sentence.

  • Anonymous

    I do have to admit, when he neglected to tell her Happy Birthday… that’s when I thought “Wow, what an asshole”

  • Anonymous

    I hope she doesn’t make him mad bowling and he strikes out (at her). -seems like we had a terrible bowling tragedy discussed on here recently and I would hate to read of a repeat. 

  • CT

    Or hit her in the head with a beer schooner – yeah, I’ve been to Red Lobster.  I admit it. 

  • Anonymous

    What a refreshing change.  A romantic dinner, bowling and marriage counseling instead of 30 days in the slammer and the cure all – anger management classes.  Kudos to the Judge.  

  • CT

    How is putting the “choke” on your wife not violence?

    Having said that, if my husband told me he was taking me to Red Lobster for my birthday this year – his neck would not be the item in a choke hold.

  • Anonymous

     damn, ladies like red lobster that much? I know where I’m taking my wife for dinner. “Oldest kid, watch the younger ones. mommy and daddy need some alone time.”

  • Anonymous

    But you all know that somewhere, a “Feminazi” is going to want this judge sanctioned.And yes I’m a chick too but if the victim/spouse is happy with it,well,that should be cool with the rest of us.

  • jake8jazz

    Bowling and Red Lobster would be enough to push someone over the edge though, just a thought

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    No, it’s the Love Boat.  
    Love won’t hurt anymore. 

    It’s an open smile on a friendly shore. 
    Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

  • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

    If he would’ve hit her, purgatory at Olive Garden with their all-you-can-eat cardboard coupon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Saves the tax payers some money and possible puts these two on a path to reconciling.  Of course if he turns around and kills her though this will seem like the judge was insane.  Not sure what to think about this verdict.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    RIGHT?!

  • Josh

    Sounds like a good time, nothing like having your nuts in a vise.

  • Josh

    I don’t know, we never got to see what she looked like… =)

  • Josh

    I could never go bowling cause 3 strikes your out….

  • Anonymous

     Hey, it’s where she wanted to go.

  • Prominent Prozac

    My boyfriend hates Seafood.. :( ..It’s why he never goes down on me.

    (Oh god lol)

  • Anonymous

     Creative and probably better than jail, where he will meet actual abusers and criminals. If it works, I’d like to see it more often.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Maybe that’s why this is the sentence.

    Being with her is punishment enough.

  • Josh

    Then you need another boyfriend.

  • Anonymous

    I CALL BULLSHIT!!!

  • Prominent Prozac

    You’re new.

    I don’t dig oral

  • Prominent Prozac

    LOL <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Maybe it was a euphemism, “sir you done screwed up, maybe you should dine at the “red lobster” tonight?”  Also, get some ointment it shouldn’t be THAT red.

  • Josh

    Then how do you like the job done? =)

  • Anonymous

     ooh my word.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Your wife. Her strap-on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia


    Bray neglected to wish her a happy birthday.”

    My husband forgets every year until my mom calls me. It’s ok, the sex is awesome.

  • Anonymous

     Can I watch and take notes ???
    Josh gets the strap-on used on him.

  • Anonymous

     Four men and one lady go deep sea fishing, and come back at the end of the day with 1 red snapper.

  • Prominent Prozac

    That’s what it’s for..Duh :P

  • Josh

    What, you going to smack my ass and take one for the team???

  • Josh

    Can I watch? don’t mind califboy, His well dried up years ago…

  • Josh

    My wife leaves a snail trail when we are done, but I take her out to where she wants to go and wish her a happy birthday.

  • Anonymous

    Ruth’s Chris: Baked Potato=$12
    PF Changs=Faux Asian – yuck and pricey for shitty food
    Red Lobster=probably what the couple can afford after the legal bills and the couple may actually like it.

  • Athena

    Right?  I mean, do they even have Ruth’s Chris is Florida?  As I understand it, steak can be a little tricky for people with dentures.

    …and PF Changs?  Always be skeptical when a restaurant gets into the frozen food business. 

  • Anonymous

    This is a lesson in appreciating your significant other.
    I never been to Red lobster so I don’t understand all the hate.

  • Alex Terrazas

    Just elitism, nothing wrong with Red Lobster. 

  • Anonymous

    The story could’ve also been called:

    “The Courts Of Floriduh Wipes Its Ass With The Domestic Violence’s Laws & Sentences The Abuser To Have Fun At Night. The Victim Will Be Required To “Put Out” At The End Of The Evening Or The Abuser Will Be Back In Court, This Time Around The Sentence Will Include A Purchase Of Jewlery”.

  • Anonymous

    I got once a year for that lobster & butter sauce pasta.

    ONCE A YEAR is enough for me thankyouverymuch.

  • Anonymous

    HAHA!

  • Anonymous

    He should just kill her and get that free trip to Disneyland.. 

    On a side note this sounds suspiciously like a Judge Joe Brown verdict.. 

  • Anonymous

    Nice priorities. ;-)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well it was what the lady wanted.

  • Andy P

    Or Judge Mathis.  I think I like him the best, and Judge Judy the worst.  She’s a bitch… 

  • Andy P

    And all along I thought it was your herpes.  :)  j/k  But I couldn’t help myself.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I actually LIKE Red Lobster – I haven’t ate there in years,but I like the place.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I’m with you man.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I have had some really great food at Red Lobster.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Ruth’s Chris has some of the biggest steaks around,and the food is great – you sometimes really do pay for what you get.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “his neck would not be the item in a choke hold”
    WOW – you going to give it to him good huh ? Your husband is soo damn lucky.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I loves me some sea food,long as there is no fishy smell attached to it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I agree.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Long as you dig giving a GREAT blow job – that’s a non- issue.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    BANG !!!
    Josh’s dick goes soft.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    BANG !!!
     Califboy’ s dick gets hard.

  • Josh

    At first it was prozac my wife and a strap on until califboy and his wild ass fetish ruined this thread. I’d watch my lady get it on with another lady….

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Judge Joe Brown is GREAT !!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    It’s a nice place.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    HA !!! Women love The Olive Garden.It’s one of the spots they are always trying to drag my ass to.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “cerealmom” – I was hoping you were a “chick”.

  • Anonymous

    Me and my cousin ting go often the one in middletown ny is much better than the one in jersey

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    It wasn’t a “tragedy”,some stupid Bitch was hit upside the head with a bowling ball – she lived … it would have been a tragedy if the ball had been damaged by the dumb ass that threw it.

  • Anonymous

    We do have Ruth Chris here, but it’s not great. I don’t like chains and there are way better independent steak houses here. If I’m going to pay a few hundred for a night out it won’t be at that place. I went once because everyone said it was so great, I was terribly disappointed at the food and service. When I spoke to the manager he invited me back on the house. I hated it so much I wouldn’t even go for free. The food is uninspired and boring generic steak house offerings with nothing exciting or innovative. 
    As for P.F. Changs, I totally agree, the place is terrible. 

  • Anonymous

    Whatever. Pussy tastes like mango.

  • Anonymous

    Fucking barf! Is there anything worse then cookie cutter Italian?

  • Anonymous

    My problem with it is that the food passable and being in Florida I can get much better seafood for the same money at a local place.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5WYTW5UWWTGEKN4L2HBZ7I4E5E Zazen

     Yeah, I was going to say.. even in Omaha (fer cryin’ out loud) we can do better.

  • Anonymous

    PF Changs is terrible and way over priced for a little bit of nothing.

  • Anonymous

    The RL up the street from me has awful food. I’d rather get a $5 burrito the size of my head from the local taqueria than spend $30 for some question-mark shaped pieces of cardboard swimming in butter. Sorry if wanting fresh ingredients cooked properly makes me an elitist.

  • Anonymous

    If you can understand his mumbling that people call “talking”.

    I try to watch him but I just can’t understand what he says.

    I LOVE Judge Millian!

    THen again I’m latina, so I totally get her sass. Hell I have her sass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    Not all women though Ceddie!! I HATE the Olive Garden. Now take me to Sequoia’s and “I” will be leaving the “snail trail” that night!!!! LOL

  • Anonymous

    the biscuits are good… haven’t had anything else that really impressed me. Last time I went, it was straight out GROSS. Thank God for the biscuits!

  • Anonymous

    I bet you guys have great river and lake fish. I’m a big fan of trout.

  • Anonymous

    I love that bitch !!  She tells all the punks where the bear shits in the woods !! No politiclly correct bullshit in her court, calls the scum as they are. I especially love it when she catches unemployed scumbag pushers taking advantage of naive welfare chicks for their welfare checks and their cars so they can transport drugs.

  • Anonymous

    Why? the food sucks more than red lobster, the wife wants me to take her again, (been twice), no way man, KAKA.

  • Anonymous

    What ???? he doesn’t toss the salad ? For shame……

  • Anonymous

    Those ShipWreck Mary’s are awesome.

  • Anonymous

    Lol, can you imagine them telling the story now to like grandkids or something “Once papa did a bad thing to nana, we had a bad argument, Nana took papa to the court house to talk to a judge, The judge ordered Papa to take Nana out to the fancy resturant she likes and then bowling! So you be nice to the ladies son, or you’re gonna get told to go eat icky seafood and wear funny shoes!”

  • Prominent Prozac

    Hahaha, that’s a good excuse to make him not want to do it, I’ll use it.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Who the hell is that cute baby

  • Prominent Prozac

    You and Cali’ are like the most likely on DD to have a sausage fest.

  • Anonymous

    I also love Judge Milian. I like when she breaks into spanish when she’s reciting a popular saying. “I wouldn’t believe you if your tongue came notarized”, then she says it in spanish too for good measure.

  • Anonymous

    Everytime we go to the gulf coast for vacation my husband makes us eat seafood every single night. And it has to be at local places, no Red Lobster.

  • Anonymous

    Mmmmm yummy

  • Anonymous

    You ever notice that he’s the only judge on televison that allows people to call him by his full name “Yes, thank you Judge Joe Brown” ..   Not “your honor”, or “judge brown” ..  They call him  “Joe brown” ..  lol..  I dont know why I think that’s funny.. 

    I think if I’m going to go in order of preference of television judges:

    Judge Milian (Been watching the People’s Court since Judge Wapner and his baliff Rusty) 
    Judge Judy
    Judge Joe Brown
    Judge Lynn Toler (divorce court)
    Judge Mathis
    Judge Alex

    Did anyone else watch Texas Justice? I LOVED that guy.. cant’ remember what his name was.. Those goofy viginettes he and his balif would do once in a while cracked me up..

  • chris jodrie

    dam you didn’t hear about the aftermath he got so pissed when he saw the bill from red lobster he dumped the drawn butter over her head then stabbed her in the eye with the lobster pick 

  • Anonymous

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    —– Original Message —–
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    To: jordanz@hughes.net
    Sent: Thursday, February 09, 2012 9:26 AM
    Subject: [dreamin-demon] Re: Man Accused Of Domestic Violence Sentenced To Romantic Dinner At Red Lobster

    Cedric wrote, in response to cerealmom:

    “cerealmom” – I was hoping you were a “chick”.

    Link to comment

  • Anonymous

    My daughter at 6 months… she’s turning 3 in June so she looks a tiny bit like this but you wouldn’t know it if you’d saw her now.

    Thank you!

  • Josh

    So does that mean mangoes taste like pussy?

  • sherrdbw

    I would have told the court that I wanted expensive,new shoes, a day at the spa and a weekend at a five star hotel with my new boyfriend.