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FRESNO, CA – Yeah, it’s as disgusting as you think it is. Neng Yang,  a teacher at Freedom Elementary since 2007, has been accused of blindfolding a 7-year-old girl and tricking her into giving him oral sex in what he called “the lollipop game.”

The 43-year-old got busted after the girl’s alert mother arrived at the school early and noticed that neither her daughter nor her teacher, Yang, were outside with the rest of her class participating in PE.

When her daughter got out of school and into the car, her mother asked why she and Yang were not with the rest of the class and her daughter explained that she had been playing the lollipop game. When asked what kind of game this was, the girl explained that Yang would blindfold her in a darkened, locked classroom and have her suck on different lollipops. If she guessed the flavor, then they moved on to the next lollipop. If she didn’t, well then she kept on sucking until she did.

Mortified, the mother immediately went to authorities. The second-grader told them she was often held back during lunch, recess or PE in order to play the game with Yang. She said that she was always blindfolded so she couldn’t see the lollipops, but did describe having to sit on the edge of a chair and having to lean forward. She also said that while sucking on the lollipops, her face would often touch his clothes and that she could hear Yang using his cell phone while they played.

Based on this information, police retrieved items from Yang’s classroom including his school-issued computer. When Yang was questioned, he denied ever playing the game with the girl, but a detective confiscated his cell phone anyway. Investigators would find images of adult bestiality on the school computer that included sex with horses, dogs and squirrels. They would also find some teen orientated porn… wait a minute… squirrels?

But that was the least of it. It was the videos found on Yang’s iPhone that was the most sickening. Nine videos were on the phone that showed the little girl unknowingly giving Yang blowjobs. If you’d rather not read the details I took from the criminal complaint, I’d skip the next paragraph.

In one of the videos, Yang has his penis out of his zipper while standing in front of the girl, who is blindfolded and sitting in a chair. After rubbing his penis with a sucker, he puts his penis in the girl’s mouth to the point that her face touches his pants. The girl can be heard gagging while Yang’s penis is in her mouth and Yang can be heard instructing the girl to put it all the way in her mouth and to hold it in longer. When Yang pulls his penis out of her mouth, you can hear the victim say “chocolate.”

Yang was subsequently arrested and placed in jail facing 45 criminal charges that include 18 counts of child molestation and charges of producing child pornography. If convicted, Neng Yang faces 15 to 30 years in prison.  To whom it may concern… can we please put people like this on top of a pile of burning tires?

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  • http://akemi-mokoto.me Akemi Mokoto

    ….I am angry on levels words cannot express. 

  • Anonymous

    Omg

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “They would also find some teen orientated porn… wait a minute… squirrels?”

    I thought I had heard it all by now … guess I turned a corner … seems you turned the same corner Morbid.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PTWOODZ24CU6IRVPIIDWCJFBFY cavylove

    omfg. This is the most horrible thing a parent has to face. 

    I wish the big guys in jail will give him what he deserves. Give me a minute to formulate the perfect torture process…

  • CT

    Good God, he has to have put a lot of thought into this.  Damn, you think you can trust your children’s teachers. I’m just glad this poor kid doesn’t know what happened to her.

    I have got to stop reading these stories.  I talked before how I lack the ability to home school.  Wait, bar-tending school for grade schoolers – I could do that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Mueller/1618743619 Rob Mueller

    Bestiality pictures featuring squirrels? Errr… wtf? Is that anything like Gerbil stuffing??
    May this man have 30 years (and then some) of the lolliop game with Bubba…

  • Andy P

    Yeah squirrels is a new one to me – how the hell could you hold it still?  Nevermind.  LOL.  Pedophiles make me absolutely sick.  I hope he gets what is coming to him in prison. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I want to beat him badly for taking advantage of someone that he was supposed to be protecting. Children that age look up to their teachers and trust them and he used that to his benefit. I want to thrash him.

    Um…sex with a squirrel is possible? Who knew?!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PTWOODZ24CU6IRVPIIDWCJFBFY cavylove

    Being located so far away means I can never lay my hands on him but I can always help others come up with a solution.

    Maybe stick a toothpick up his penis. Ah, and break the toothpick while it’s still shoved inside. And continue the process.

    This monster deserves to have his skull cracked open and his brains stomped on.

  • Anonymous

    Cripes sake, poor kid, Luckily her mommy got suspicious, who knows how long this would have gone on or how many children this pedo would have abused. Sick fuck!

  • blubberdong

    Definitely one of the sicker peds out there, but all I can think of is beautiful squirrels and that makes me want to hibernate and fondle my nuts.

  • Anonymous

    As disturbed as I was about the details of “the game”, I am so damned puzzled as to HOW DOES SOMEONE STICK IT TO A SQUIRREL!????

    @Morbid:disqus did you find ANY descriptions of how the Squirrel was raped!??????

    I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW!

  • Terence Ng

    Man, is he ever going to die in prison…

  • Anonymous

    Oh & wait until he gets to prison… they’ll all have new diplomas of graduatig High School because they’ll make this dude do all of their work AND he’ll get raped anally & orally when he’s NOT doing homework.

  • Anonymous

    That this man is still alive is a testament to the mother’s iron will and restraint.  Actually, if it were my child I would leave him alive, but with his lollipop ripped off at the roots with my bare hands.  Wow, the level of mama-bear anger I feel reading this article is HUGE…   >:(

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_O3GASQPR24R35PUNHTSJYABKYQ msfl

    can you imagine being the mother having to explain to your kid what the lollipop game really was? Heartbreaking.

  • Anonymous

    A toothpick?  Hell no! How ’bout a big ol’ chef”s knife! We can turn his lolly into a lovely flower with lots of pretty red petals, just in time for Valentine’s Day.

  • malq

    7 year old can be pretty gullible. 
    This is pretty bad. I wonder if his mindset was that if the girl never knew there was no harm done. Actually there would have been no proof, save for his photography skills.

    This guy needs to go to Molester Island with no chance of escape, where they bugger each other alllll daaaay long. 

  • malq

    Man, is the world getting worse or are these fuckers just coming to light more?  Please tell me it is the latter.
    Teachers getting head from 7 year olds? I have to say that’s new even for me.

  • reapre

    I have a lollipop game I will play with him.

    But mine will be “guess the gauge”.  Get the wrong one it’s like a game of roulette, right one and we’ll move on to the next bigger one…

    muffled hmphm “no that’s incorrect, it’s 12″ bang “didn’t think I loaded that one…oh well.”

  • reapre

    I don’t think as a detective, I’d be able to watch the video.  Seeing the pecker and the little girl, would piss me off enough to risk my pension, and freedom on some police brutality charges.  However, Id just hope I’d get some dreamin demonites to be on my jury, so I’d get acquitted :).

  • Josh

    squirrels? Probably just looking for a couple of nuts…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I’m trying to understand how you have sex with a squirrel ?
    What do you do blind fold it,and tell it to play the “Suck these nuts” game ?

    “When Yang pulls his penis out of her mouth, you can hear the victim say “chocolate.”

    I really wish one of the videos was of the child biting off Yang’s Yen and saying “Tootsie Roll”.

  • Josh

    Hopefully in prison someone thinks his lollipop is tootsie pop and makes it to the middle on the 3rd lick….

  • Anonymous

    I’m so sick to my stomach.  I knew I should not have read the police report.  I’m going to go throw up now.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Thank you for the police report warning! I will stay away from that particular piece of reading. Thanks for taking one for the team.

  • Anonymous

    sick sick sick….i swear im home schooling. Good for the mother for being alert but if that was me i would go to the authorities AFTER i visited the teacher and broke his lollipop

  • Anonymous

    btw not trying to be funny or stereotype..although it kind of is….if a man that age can have a girl that age touch his clothes..then what they say about asians??? true?? lol

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Kinda says a lot about why he chose to have a 7 yr. old perform this horrid act when you wrote “After rubbing his penis with a sucker, he puts his penis in the girl’s mouth to the point that her face touches his pants.”   Wonder how many adult women laughed their asses off after he whipped his junk out?  Maybe one said “Dear god, I’ve seen bigger dicks on 7 yr. old boys!” (I’m already booked on the train to hell… may as well make the journey worth it)   I hope he gags daily on some hugemongous cocks while in jail/prison… and “guess the flavor” is played during some ATM action.

    That poor girl.  How the fuck do you explain this shit to a 7 yr. old child??  He has screwed her life up in soo many ways.  Pedo’s DO need their own island – with a bridge to the island of murdering psychopaths! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Bitch Please !!! No self respecting rodent fucks Humans.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Damn, you think you can trust your children’s teachers.”

    You knew better …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Who knew?”
    Not me – and I know everything.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” brains” ?
    He would have to actually possess one for that.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/J3EG62WCCBV6EWXM5SOPYRH75E Mona-Lott

    If I was that girl’s parent, I would post his bail within minutes of his arrest. Subsequently, there would be no trial for Mr. Yang

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    That sounds NASTY,but I would like to pre-order several for ex-girlfriends.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Sounds like it had been going on for a long time,before mom finally asked the right questions.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PTWOODZ24CU6IRVPIIDWCJFBFY cavylove

    that’s an awesome idea. Throw in his dismembered balls just for fun too!. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    DD -Where we – at times – are more concerned with the side issue.

  • Josh

    Probably since women are 50% of the fit equation and asain women have the smallest parts on average.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I was thinking the same thing. I would have ended up playing “Whack-A-Cock”.

  • Smileypants

    Too bad she didn’t decide that she wanted to chew up the “lollipop” that was in her mouth…

  • Josh

    Cool name….

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    I hate where my mind goes with this shit… but… do they even *make* “flesh textured” lollipops??  I’m sorry… honestly I am!…. but as someone who’s sucked on lollipops and, umm… lollicocks… there is a huuuuge difference in how they feel in my mouth… How did this freak explain the difference??

    Just shoot me now and get it over with… at least then I won’t have *this* shit on my damn mind! =/

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Oooh, oooh, oooh! Do one like this!

  • Eliza Berntsen

    So do I. I’ve been puzzling for hours over this. Or maybe his dick was that skinny? Like a lollipop?

  • Anonymous

    I so fuckin hate pedofiles!  Ahhhhhhhh. 

  • Gee

     I with you @JGo555:disqus . I am just glad I wasn’t the only one dumbfounded about that statement. All I can think about is how nasty those little buggers can be. Come on Morbid help us out here :o)~

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I wanted to keep liking this but it wouldn’t let me.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    NOTHING FUNNY ‘BOUT THAT MAN – Scientific fact that Asian guys are packing small – please have due consideration for people with this particular GREATNESS going on – that is all.

  • blubberdong

    I can’t even imagine being this girl’s father.  Even at the risk of my own prosecution, I would be compelled to disfigure him in a way that would leave him with a squeaky, squirrel-like voice and force him to sit when he pees.

    Vengeance, sweet, sweet, vengeance…

  • Anonymous

    Thank god when given a lollipop as a child I immediately started biting and gnawing the damned thing.

  • Evan Oswald

    lmao at the “chocolate” part.  but seriously tho…..how could this kid be so dumb as to think it was a lollipop…..

  • Josh
  • Smileypants

    I don’t think he had to explain the difference much- she’s only seven and extemely gullible and trusting. All he probably had to say was it was a “special” lollipop, or something. That’s what makes him lower than prehistoric dinosaur shit.
    It’s hard not to wish mom and dad would’ve confronted him first, and ripped that fucker off at the roots and shoved it so far down his throat he suffocated on it  =)  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Man I love an Asian hot chick – but then I love ALL hot chicks.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    There are some 7 year olds that know exactly what a penis is – but I think this idiot was just smarter than a 7 year old.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL … given then context of the article your account made my dick shrink a little inside my pants.

  • Anonymous

    its a 7 year old kid…who didnt think anything of it because she trusted her teacher, its sad to say you have to make your child aware of creeps like that     they have already created the dont take candy from a stranger …he wasnt a stranger so she took candy from him but i would tell my child dont get near any adult alone unless its me or the dad..and let me know if you were alone with any adult at all at any time

  • Josh

    My wife reminds me on a regular basis how I like Asians and red hair.

  • Anonymous

    OMG, you guys do realize where you are, right? This is the Internet- the answers you seek are right out there.

    I’m not going out there to get them for you though. I don’t want to know how one has sex with a squirrel that badly. Some things you can’t unsee.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-E-Kagiannis/1386642830 Mary E. Kagiannis

    This disgusting scumbag needs to fed feet first into a slow grinding wood chipper.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    I would imagine it would end up looking like a ball of blood and mangled fur on the end of someone’s dick. Thankfully, I’m not curious enough to go prove that notion to myself.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Me too! I have never been patient enough get to the end of it without biting it pretty much right away. Even with popsicles; I’m just in a hurry I guess.

  • Anonymous

    Val I was thinking of home schooling too after reading this :( its infuriating!!!

  • Anonymous

    It doesn’t say anything about Asians. It just tells us he has a small penis. You’d need to play the lollipop game with a large enough sample of men to get enough measurements to get an average. SCIENCE PEOPLE!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    I’ve been trying to come up with something, anything appropriate to say in reference to this story, but I just can’t even…

  • Josh

    Hi =)

  • Anonymous
  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Hello, darling. I hope you are well. :-)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I think I found this Assholes brother :

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/01/excalif-teacher-in-court-_n_1246675.html  

    “Children were fed Berndt’s semen from a spoon or on cookies, Marquez said.”

    WTF is WRONG with people ?

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Yeah I got a Lick the lollipop game he can play….it will be the end of my AR-15 and no guess will be the wrong guess when I blow my load ;)

  • Anonymous

    There are many more of these kind of predators. We need to get organized and get into the schools and have some kind of program in place that kids will understand and tell all the Secrets!

  • Prominent Prozac

    Lollipop Lollipop Ohhh lolli-lolli-lolli-pop ba-do-do

  • Prominent Prozac

    ..Well they found’em

  • aka jas

    After his conviction they should make this fucker run 90 minutes to his death penalty.  An express route.

  • Anonymous

    Then again, I read the title & I had that Lil’ Wayne song in my head.

    “She licked my like a lollipop…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2IH8tNQAzSs

  • Anonymous

    its sad…i dont even have any kids yet but were trying now..and i just think about it this way it just keeps getting worse, my friends think im crazy when i say i want to home school and i do hate that, because i think kids should go to school and socialize but damn idk if we still have a choice…either that or they have to give me my own desk to sit right next to them …or i will attach a camera to them lol maybe i am crazy….. i need to stop reading these stories lol

  • Anonymous

    Either way, the island idea has always been the best idea. I can’t imagine staying calm enough to call the police. I would have beaten and ripped and just plain lost it on this sick fuck’s ass.
    But that’s just me.

  • Josh

    You just made my day =)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tracey-Shannon-Robertson/812873362 Tracey Shannon Robertson

    Is this suppose to be funny u should go bk on your prozac u idiot, This is no time for jokes.

  • Anonymous

    If you think that’s offensive you’re on the wrong site. Go cry with the others on HuffPost.

  • Prominent Prozac

    U idiot. Thiz is the time for jokez. U can say Im trippin’ all u want, I wont ever go bk on prozac

  • Anonymous

    I am right there with you.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Awh look at you, making me wanna serenade you..

    ..Call my baby lollipop..I’ll tell you why..*she’s* sweeter than apple pie..

    (If they think this is bad, imagine how they’d feel about my other stuff lol)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Squirrels can be vicious when cornered,have sharp teeth and claws,can carry rabies,as well as lice – all this should tell a man of reasonable sense that – This is not where you shove your Dick.

  • Anonymous

    “After rubbing his penis with a sucker, he puts his penis in the girl’s mouth to the point that her face touches his pants.”

     I was just about to make a comment on THAT sentence when I read yours. Do you realize just how small his pickle has to be for a child to “Linda Lovelace” him? I literally had to take a minute and try to visually diagram that for a second. 

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    You might as well just skin the damned thing and jack off with the still-warm hide if you’re that intent on fucking a squirrel. I don’t know how else it would work, without it’s organs shooting out of every orifice, and it’s little sharp bones poking your dick. This whole story is just fucking… what the fuck….

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    I’m scared to click that link…. lol

  • Prominent Prozac

    My friend owns a squirrel..I’ll get back to you on that.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Sometimes, you’ve said it all, and there’s nothing more I can say except I agree..

    *Hums to the tune of Lollipop*

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    **patiently waits in corner**

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Is she a red-headed Asian?

  • Prominent Prozac

    Would it be wrong to imply they should try it, just so I can know?

  • Anonymous

    Dude must have beeen waaaay small for it to fit all the way into a 7 yo mouth.  Then making her choke on it made me gag to the max.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Does the Squirrel look happy,and sexually pleased ? Serious question – why would someone want to own a Squirrel as a pet ? I think it is illegal to own Squirrels,and animals like Raccoons  in Texas.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Short answer – “Yes”.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I like you.

  • Prominent Prozac

    It has that wild look in its eyes. I think it’s illegal where she is too, not that I care.

    I just think it’s weird she has like three kids, and the other day she asked if squirrels can give her kids rabies, then said she didn’t care she loved it too much..Yeah, probably fucking it with a strap on. Been a while since she had a partner..I’ve been busy D:

  • Anonymous

    I had a chinchilla (obviously). A bit smaller than a squirrel, but I imagine they have similar reproductive organs. That dude would hump ANYTHING. His favorite was my collie dog’s legs. Didn’t ever think to take pictures, though.

    Anyway, that is the only way I can envision squirrel-human sex working: with the squirrel’s consent and active participation.

  • Anonymous

    No. They need to do it for SCIENCE.

  • Anonymous

    Also, their skin is very elastic and loosely attached, meaning no matter how good a grip you have on one, it can rotate in its skin and bite you. They’re capable of biting a hawk’s toe clean off when caught by one.

    I am a wealth of squirrel knowledge. But even I don’t know how you’d bang one.

  • Prominent Prozac

    This is a small town…Sex education is a very shitty course..Somethings you just need to learn from trial and error..This is one.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I have seen those articles and you know what I think (partly based on all the women I have known;and that’s a lot of fuckin,and a lot of women) – those studies were conducted by guys who have little penises.I have never,myself,met a women who wanted to date a guy with a small dick – I have on the other hand had no problem bumping into women who favored big dick men – both long,as well as fat.One thing I know about studies – they can be slanted anyway the person conducting the study wants them to be.

  • Josh

    Extremely close, she is half white and half Hispanic with brown hair.

  • Josh

    You don’t want to guess what flavor the lollipop is? =)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Science – it’s been done. I will post the simplest example I could find – which is a chart/pic :

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonny5/penis-size-chart-by-ethnicity-aub 

  • Anonymous

    Don’t forget to hold up the boombox. It’s just not a serenade unless you go all John Cusack. People get way too fucking worked up online. I read stuff like this and I can’t help but wonder what they are like to know in real life. I bet it’s a real treat.

  • Anonymous

    Short answer? No.

  • Prominent Prozac

    I dunno why she’s acting like that..I would let her lick my lollipop if I had one. I’m a kind hearted bastard at least.

  • Anonymous

    All mammals can be infected by and transmit rabies as a rule of thumb.

  • Anonymous

    Right, cause I need that search in my browser history. Wrong answer Deety. ;)

  • Prominent Prozac

    So THAT’S what’s wrong with me..

  • Prominent Prozac

    Oh by the way Snarky,

    So last night I was having a talk with my boyfriend..and he was really giving it to me..(with words :( ) I asked about maybe seeing other people as well, and when he was roasting me I said “Hey I know a girl who has two boyfriends..and they all live together happily”..But he still wasn’t falling for it..Why the fuck is that? Is he broken?

  • Anonymous

    Yes and I can find one that refutes that and says whites have bigger dicks than blacks. 
    http://www.healthy-relationship-dating.com/average-penis-by-race.html

    If you look at some real research you’d know that the whole thing is mostly bunk because no two studies can keep all the variables the same.

    Edited for me being a little bitchy which was unnecessary.

  • Anonymous

    You man slut you….lol

  • Josh

    Problem with thumb rules is, you don’t know whose thumb it came from and where that thumb has been.

  • Prominent Prozac

    I can tell you..but you wouldn’t like it.

  • Prominent Prozac

    ..I’m still going with no.

  • Josh

    The man has taste in exotic rides, but you don’t dream in coach.

  • Anonymous

    Polyandry is a lot like anal, you have to kinda ease into the idea. You can’t just go slamming your cock in, if you catch my drift.
    As for yelling at you, get your bitch in order. There is no need for grown adults to yell at each other.
    In all honesty, if you want a poly relationship than he might as well be broken as far as you are concerned. Both of my boyfriends know I love them and I am not going anywhere. There needs to be serious trust and honesty between everyone and a lot of the couples I see don’t have that. He might also think he has to participate, he doesn’t. My boyfriends are not romantically involved in any way. They hang out together and get along, but they aren’t gay.  

  • Reen B

    Hopefully she didn’t explain it at all and the child never realizes/remembers that she was abused. Well, at least until she grows up, possibly realizes that those weren’t lollipops, and has the emotional maturity to cope with it. These twisted mofos never even care about the ramifications of their sick actions far down the road for these children. Bastards.

  • Prominent Prozac

    As a victim of forced anal.. I’m frightened by your use of that.

    And I didn’t yell, I politely brought it up, but he’s just so stubborn..I even made sure he knew we would do it all in seperate beds D: ..but he wasn’t having none of it. He’s being such a girl about it..Not that there’s anything wrong with a one on one relationship..but maybe that’s not for me. It’s all so complex. Where’s your relationship section of the newspaper where I can write under a new name so if he reads this he doesn’t put me in a box in the ocean?

    …Where did you find your guys and where can I order two of them

  • Anonymous

    I can’t reply to your other post because we’re out of room, but you sound like you need to rethink what you want out of a relationship. There are different types of relationships and none of them is wrong. I don’t have an advice column, sorry. 
    Both of my boyfriends are from Indiana, so maybe there’s something in the water there. :)

  • Anonymous

    I could tell you, but then you’d fall in love with me. We’d have a torrid internet affair. Eventually the distance would wear on us and we’d grow to hate each other. You’d call me a slut and we’d argue about who has a small penis. I’d have to key your avatar. You’d have to bring a girlfriend with a flashy screen name here to make me jealous. I’m going to save us that heartbreak and just say I don’t where that thumb was, but I do know it is rabid.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Get a column you stupid bitch.. D:<

    ..I know, it's a terrible bind. I feel like that ring (from Lord of the Rings)
    ….I was thinking about ordering from Ohio, I don't know what's in the water there, but I've seen some pretty fine looking ones.

  • Anonymous

    The item description is too funny.

  • Josh

    I’d let you bang my wife. Cause caring is sharing. =)

  • Prominent Prozac

    I don’t wanna bang your wife..she has your germs on her =/

  • Josh

    You lost me at small penis… =)

  • Josh

    I think the slippers are funny.

  • Anonymous

    I just looked at that and now I can’t figure out why I don’t own Crackhead Charlie the male sex doll.

  • Josh

    Every mighty oak was once a little nut that held its ground

  • Prominent Prozac

    Are you trying to say someday I’ll be big, and in the ground?…Accurate probably

  • Josh

    How bout the penis shaped prayer candle?

  • Anonymous

    Who doesn’t worship cock?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DUYFNUSSCBZSSESMPTYYCKVZ2Y harold s

    I really hope those squirrels were disposed of or died in the process of love making.  ‘Round here we’ve been known to eat a squirrel or two. I’d prefer my tree rat not be semen filled with out my knowledge.  I mean,.. I don’t think it would kill me, but I’d like to know.  I prefer to have the choice eating or not eating a semen filled rodent.

  • Anonymous

    I thought all asians were hung like a light switch ?  be lucky if they could get any friction from a cheerio.

  • Anonymous

    Thats just wrong on so many levels….lol

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Well, then, clearly you haven’t been studying hard enough.

  • BooBooKittyFuck

    You’re so cute, Illy…I like that game…and extra points for using “blow my load”…you do me proud, kid…

  • UniqueMommy1984

    That is sooooo wrong but I still giggled. I’m going to hell… :-( 

  • UniqueMommy1984

    LOL, I bet that was a funny sight watching a little chinchilla hump on a dogs leg. 

    I just don’t get how it would even be possible but there is not telling these days. 

  • Anonymous

    This sonovabitch just pled NOT GUILTY. My only hope is that they let his ass out on bail and some of our friendly murderers take a shine to him and place him in a field to slowly bleed to death like they’ve done to so many others here.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Too late..Where do you think you are? :P

  • UniqueMommy1984

    I hope that fucker has to play the lollipop game in prison with Bubba. 

  • Evan Oswald

    it’s not do 7 yr olds know what a penis is….but does a 7 yr old who will be blindfolded for lollipops know what the fuck lollipops are

  • Evan Oswald

    THIS KID HAD TO KNOW THAT WAS NOT A LOLLIPOP

  • Anonymous

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucck, this motherfucker……

    Who here has any objections to putting this fucker in a wood chipper…feet first?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tracey-Shannon-Robertson/812873362 Tracey Shannon Robertson

    Ergh i pass lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tracey-Shannon-Robertson/812873362 Tracey Shannon Robertson

    lol I can take a joke put this ain’t funny man maybe its me shit like this makes me so mad i just want to punch this Teacher in the face lol

  • Anonymous

    I have a 8 month old daughter and this story makes my skin crawl. I think it’s important to stay aware so we can teach our children what’s not ok. But at the same time, I get the eebie jeebies when I read stuff like this… Makes me want to put my daughter in a box in my closet to protect her from the world! :/

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

     ”
    Don’t forget to hold up the boombox. ”

    Don’t forget the trench coat. 

  • Anonymous

    I want to play the “lollipop game” with this guy- my version involves gouging his eyes out with lollipop sticks as he is anally raped by an accomplice.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Apparently and unfortunately, no, you can not infact take a joke.

  • Anonymous

    I never thought I could- had too many ass hole teachers in my life; Luckily, no creeps, though. So, making the nominal sacrifice and homeschooling my beasts.

  • Anonymous

      Count Rackula
    Cedric   DangerousKindOfSnark
    Everybodys invited over to my house Friday for cookies and lollipops….

  • Anonymous

     I take a day off and you swoop in on the girls, I see how you are, :)

  • Anonymous

     Dam , I missed today, :(

  • Anonymous

     Well, they are the people that invented small compact cars and small electronics…

  • Anonymous

     She will be Saturday night after Josh gets back from the hair product store.

  • Anonymous

     Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Josh

    Chester the molester wore a trench coat too…. Just sayin..

  • Josh

    Stuff won’t last when I shampoo the rug… =)

  • Josh

    I really missed talking shit to you today.

  • Josh

    I’ll invite myself over….

  • Josh

    Too gentle. I was thinking about copying the scene in the hitcher where the lady was tied up to 2 semi trucks.

  • wyrosjr

    Someone doing this to any of my family forfeits their life, justice system or not.

  • Anonymous

    You must have never heard the old joke: “Why do you wrap a hampster in electrical tape? So when you fuck it it doesn’t explode.”  I’m guessing that the same goes for squirrels…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1097550083 Sigourney Vanaerde

    It’s this kind of shit that really makes me want to do home-schooling. I hope this man gets a lollipop in his ass every morning for breakfast.

  • Nemesis

    Did he say squirrels?

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    True, but Cusack + Peter Gabriel + Trench = Awesomeness!

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Great response.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I must admit, I’ve never heard that joke but now this whole squirrel situation seems much clearer. :)

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Swing by and pick me up.

  • Josh

    I’ll fly right over…. We can go cruisin.

  • Josh

    A man walked into the doctor’s office, and the receptionist
    asked him what he had.

    “Shingles,” he said.

    So she took down his name, address and medical insurance
    number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked him
    what he had.

    “Shingles,” he said.

    So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical
    history, and told him to wait in the examining room.

    A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.

    “Shingles,” he said.

    So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an
    electrocardiogram. Then she told him to take off all his
    clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

    “Shingles,” he said.

    “Where?” asked the doctor.

    “Outside in the truck,” replied the man. “Where do you want
    them?”

  • Anonymous

    I think one would wear the squirrel like a condom…

  • Anonymous

    I think a knife would be too clean, how about a sharpened et dull No. 2 pencil?  That could be painful…

  • Anonymous

    Exactly! I keep adding to my list of stuff to tell my child after reading these stories. Tell me if you were touched by anyone today. Tell me if you were blindfolded today. Tell me if anyone bullied you today. Tell me if anyone brought a weapon to school today and threatened you with it. ugggghhh.

  • Anonymous

    This sick bastard probably would have got off on the gnawing. For goodness sakes, SQUIRREL bestiality?? WOW.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YNI5RQEBPVZAO34MRQJZPGUGKI Vicki

    I can say 100% from experience I rather have a fat average sized penis rather than a long thin one.  I guess I agree with the study on that. 

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Ugh…, 4″?  You gotta do better than that to get ME to guess the flavor! ;-)  

  • Anonymous

    How could you NOT pull a Ellie Nesler on this worthless piece of shit?  

  • Josh

    Fine, I’ll just hang my head down in shame and walk away all misty eyed….

  • Anonymous

    That person is a mother fucker, should be killed on the spot. Poor little girl will be fucked up for her entire life.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t eat candy or baked goods so you can have my slot. 

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    What the fuck with these comments sometimes, man? This is in the wrong place.

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  • Johana Salome

    “Chocolate”, LOL.

  • Anonymous

     I fucking hate the Huff–

  • Anonymous

     My ex-wife would not read or watch the news because all the bad stuff in it, like that did anything.

  • Texas Ranger

    Yeah…and have to guess the flavor.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    I’d blindfold him and make him play, “Guess what caliber this gun is.”

  • Wildheart

    And I won’t ever go off it…..unless I have the need to actually kill someone someday….that shit keeps me smooth. :)

  • Prominent Prozac

    I know the feelin’

  • Josh

    Rather have something fried?

  • Josh

    Sorry =(

  • Anonymous

    dammm dammm thats mess up. he gonna get his azz ran thru like a open door once he gets to the big house. that just sick what he did to a lil child. 15 to 30 yrs is not enough time for him. hopefully he paid for the pain and nightmare this lil girl has to deal with for the rest of her lil.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/F7G65EDSJ7H2NC5KVXOEEXAUBA Sayavong

    I suggest, cut his lollipop and let him go free!

  • Randy Whisnant

    To whom it may concern… can we please put people like this on top of a pile of MELTING tires?

    Better me thinks.

  • Anonymous

    Damn As a Hmong Man, I know that in the old country they woulda took this sick piece of shit out and tied him to a tree in the jungle, sure as the sun will come out the next day the wild animals, bears, or tigers would make him play the pot roast game… What a shame, I say put the s.o.b. in prison on Main line / general population and see how he likes “games”… Neng you are a piece of Shit! From Paul Xiong Spokane Wa

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    This is true,but with certain animals – like bats – its more common for them to have rabies than other animals.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    See – I had already basically stated the same thing – thank you for agreeing with me.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I kinda agree with you.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WUSPJ56WM63ZAO7MYQGILWWWPM aliceinchainsboy

     Supposed to be cherry pie.. get the words right..lol

  • riahlee

    My fucking god. I’ve read some sick shit on here but this article particually made me want to vomit.

  • Peggy McAvoy-Storer

    I literally just sat here with my jaw on the floor for about 5 minutes.. -that sick fuck!!!!!!

  • SayAnything

    ohhh I need some brain-bleach right about now

  • SayAnything

    You’d think there’d certainly be a nasty bite or two on the participating human. Some scratch marks at least…

  • SayAnything

    Agreed. I mean the fuck is 43, you don’t just wake up one day and are like, wait, something’s different…I want to trick little girls into fellatio. And I now love bestiality.

  • cedric

    True

  • captaingrumpy

    Anytime is for jokes on this site.

  • captaingrumpy

    Gotta hide your nuts before the squirrels get them.