Woman Arrested For Prostitution After $6 Sex Act

I think she too k that statement of “Two dollar whore” literal.

“Linty pre-sucked buttersckotch  lifesaver”   LMAO….  ugh

I love on COPS when they but prostitutes and johns and ask what they are doing, and they say, “He’s my good friend, he’s just giving me a ride”. When the officer asks what her friend’s name is, they can never remember. And why wasn’t the guy charged? Hookers wouldn’t hook if they didn’t have customers.

I was envisioning him looking through his ashtray and under his car seats to scrape up the rest of the change. “$5.89, $5.90, $5.91″.

 I would hate to be that lifesaver  )~ yuk

I know huh, that had dude written all over it. That’s prolly why it was a blue light special.

It depends on if the crack slinger will float that extra 2 cents.

“Well, that and her uncanny resemblance to Sideshow Bob.”
Holy crap your right. Six bucks? She should dye her hair purple and get a highly specific fetish site. I bet she’d make more than six bucks. You know there’s Sideshow Bob porn out there, you just know.

Why are the girls charged!? Not enough real crime in those towns, I guess.

Here is a McNugget story for you.
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/318559 

I’ve paid for things with two dollar bills in the past.
It usually meant that i was unbelievably broke, 

*pounds head on desk*
Was trying to imagine what kind of sex act $6 would get you, and suddenly got this image of a certain sticky white substance all over that… whatever it is (‘fro? wig? old mop? dead sea creature?)
Please, somebody, help me get rid of this image…

Oh, good lord.

“I first tasted chicken nuggets when my mum took me to McDonald’s when I was two,” Irvine told The Sun. “I loved them so much they were all I would eat. I just couldn’t face even trying other foods. Mom gave up giving me anything else years ago.”

So we go full circle from cheap whores to parenting fail. That’s the DD for you!

Whats wrong with a dead sea creature.  I sure would not pay 6 bucks for a live one.

You know it baby. I like to keep it fresh and everyone who’s anyone knows that Sideshow Bob porn is the current de rigueur. 
Honestly, I’m just glad we could leave the furry thing behind like the 80′s.

He got ripped off…..lol he could have had my cousin for $3.99…lol

If you are looking at the rear bumper it does not really matter.

OK when i said i needed to get rid of the jizz-head image, i didn’t really want to replace it with a couple of pairs or hairy balls bashing together!!!!

That is not a biological female.  Guarantee!

 Take a Penny Leave a Penny   LMAO

Need to show that girl this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/04/mechanically-separated-meat-chicken-mcnugget-photo_n_749893.html 

No, he is a douchbag for many reasons, one being that he is a tattle-tale.

The flowers or combo meal sound like a date to me, albeit a cheap one.

Everyone seems to have an obsession with small dicks. Even if it could slice a human hair in half why do I need to hear about it? Lol

Everyone seems to have an obsession with small dicks. Even if it could slice a human hair in half why do I need to hear about it? Lol

Some prostitute jumped into my cousins truck at a red light and offered him her services for 10 bucks … He kept saying no and she kept lowering the price … She finally got out of the truck when he said no to the low cost of $2 and couple of smokes!

Some prostitute jumped into my cousins truck at a red light and offered him her services for 10 bucks … He kept saying no and she kept lowering the price … She finally got out of the truck when he said no to the low cost of $2 and couple of smokes!

Yep… so once it’s established as a “date”… it’s no longer a “crime”. How does the cop know that the $6 is not a “gift” and the undisclosed “sex act” is not a “favor”. heh… this is all so silly.

She must have been a beauty.

She must have been a beauty.

I was not refering to size. Three quarters of a stroke and it all over.

I know…. No refunds for any unused portion of the ride…..

They both got sucked on but only one got swallowed.

*Lit cig hanging out of his mouth and full pack on dash* I don’t smoke.

He could have rented a garden with a well for him to sink a shaft and place 2 stones around it.

meanwhile the lifesaver is collecting lint in his pocket again….

I took her to Mcdonalds so she would put out. =)

we may have this whole scenario wrong.  I’m thinking if they searched the man they may have found 50 bucks on him and she had actually paid him to have sex. 

Josh, you are on a roll today.

In the area this took place I can only imagine!

Just in a good mood. Gonna get some tonight and it won’t cost me $6.

Just because you smell fish it does mean its a hooker.

Cause he paid cash. =)

What an idiotr mother, this child was two. I guarentee you , she would eat something else when she got hungry enough. What a lazy mother.

@DDJaded:disqus I call bullshit on the “Misty” female name.

Not all of us left the “furry thing behind”… it’s a request.

I find this hearbreakingly sad, first this lady has such low self esteem she will be with a man for 6$ didnt even get some chicken mcnuggets to wash it all down, and the man deserves to be arrested also, what is up with that shit? He gets his dick sucked for 6$ and then turns her in? He is worse than her because he took advantage of a desperate woman, down on her luck, then sends her to jail and walks away scott free, bad kharma is coming his way…

First off, THAT is a WOMAN?

With the amount of her fee for services, she’s taking CHEAP to a whole new level.  I wonder if she was soliciting business in front of the Dollar Store.

Josh, hanging out at the fish market with your eyes squeezed closed is not quite the same as getting some. But it might be a close second.

Pick me up a pound of shrimp while you are there, I’d like to impress my lady before I really impress her… thanx

A big whiff of shrimp and you might have wait till later to impress her.

You are right on that one. It should be mud puddles.

$6 dollars, what is she, a parking meter?

Wife ?, she’s accually my sister  wait, did i say that out loud ?

*Gavel drops*  Sold to the man hiscusdiscus, for 4 dollars !!