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Parent Threatens To Sic ACLU On School After Daughters Yearbook Photo RejectedDurango, CO - The parent of a Colorado teen has threatened involving the ACLU after claiming that the rejection of her daughter’s submitted yearbook photo is “censorship.” This, of course, would represent a landmark expansion of the ALCU’s role – given that they have not previously undertaken litigation in the area of bad taste.

Sydney Spies, an 18-year-old dancer and aspiring model, submitted a photo of her standing on steps wearing a black shawl as a top and a short yellow skirt. The ensemble left her showing her bare middrif. Given that such a photo is entirely appropriate for Myspace a high school yearbook, you can imagine Ms Spies’ shock when she was informed that the photo was rejected.

The reason for the rejection was not clear, however. Ms Spies reportedly told local news media that school administrators said her attire violated dress code – specifically because her top didn’t “fully cover the chest, back, abdomen and sides of the student.” The yearbook staff disagreed.

Parent Threatens To Sic ACLU On School After Daughters Yearbook Photo Rejected“The administration really had nothing to do with it,” Tevan Trujillo, a student yearbook editor, told a local newspaper. “It was us.”

“We are an award-winning yearbook. We don’t want to diminish the quality with something that can be seen as unprofessional,” yearbook editor Brian Jaramillo is quoted as saying.

Soon after, Ms Spies’ shock apparently turned to rage with her, her mother and some friends picketing outside the school with signs stating that barring her photo violated her ‘freedom of expression.’ Ms Spies’ mother, Miki Spies, also reportedly took to social media to make the case.

“I wanted my daughter to cho(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and doesn’t always listen!” Miki Spies wrote on Facebook. “Some are upset (th)at the administration is strong-arming the students.” …and others are upset that you were unable to type even one of those sentences without it requiring corrections, Miki.

Miki added, “We’ll get the ACLU involved if they censor.” Miki… I am going to ignore the dangling modifier and give you two thumbs up on that one!  Well done!!

It is interesting to note that this is not the first time that the Durango High School yearbook staff has been under fire for their allegedly Draconian photo selection methods. Two years ago, yearbook staff reportedly rejected a photo of a male student showing him bare-chested. That action, too, was met with charges of censorship.

From this, one could theorize that Ms Spies was fully aware of this earlier confict and, using a photo structured to produce a similar reaction, created a scenario by which Ms Spies could generate publicity for her aspiring dancing/modeling career in an effort to propel her – with lightning speed – to professional Paris Hilton-esque stardom. …but that would make her, essentially, an attention whore. Nah… Not possible.

I know that you are all outraged at this school’s actions – and rightly so. But before all of you start packing for Occupy Durango, there is word of a resolution on the horizon. Ms Spies is reportedly paying to put the “banned” photo into the yearbook.

It was reported that there is a yearbook section reserved for paid senior advertisements. Those ads, located at the back of the yearbook, are described to feature “shout-outs” from friends and family. It appears that yearbook officials have concluded that Ms Spies photo can be included in that section without the section, presumably, ending up looking too much like a Las Vegas entertainment guide.

“JR and I bought an ad for Sydney Spies to celebrate her childhood in the yearbook,” Miki Spies reportedly posted on her Facebook page. “Syd bought an additional full page WITH HER OWN MONEY so that she could have the picture that was banned included.”

In describing the transaction, Miki Spies reportedly stated that one of the editors told her “That’s fine, but we are putting it on the back page so everybody can tear it out.” Based on the news account, it appeared that Miki may have been insulted at the implication that the photo would be removed in order to be disposed. We cannot be sure, but it is quite possible that the editor was merely pointing out the fappological potential that the photograph may hold for her fellow students.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

    Yeah I’d have to go with attention whoring. It’s a goddamn school yearbook of course they’re gonna reject a half naked picture.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    kniption – Have I told you lately that I love you?

    Your skillz are unmatched (no offense to Morbid, Jaded and the rest of the team)  

    This little twit is definitely doing her best to self promote – which is fine – just not in the school yearbook!  They have specific dress requirements for the pictures that go in there.  She needs to just get over herself and deal with it.  

  • Anonymous

    lmfao Occupy Durango. Bwhahahahahaa. Chick needs to Occupy some clothes. :) Great write up!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    I don’t recall submitting photos for the yearbook being an option when I was in high school …

  • Anonymous

    Your high school yearbook is NOT your modeling portfolio!  

  • Anonymous

    Pretty girl, too bad she doesn’t have any self respect.

  • CT

    Somebody has some Daddy issues.  Next stop – STRIPPER POLE.  Voted most likely to be seen on a pole.

  • CT

    Courtney Stodden move over!  Bitches!

  • Anonymous

    “fappological potential” . . . interesting

  • kymberlyn

    LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    Hopefully she doesn’t turn out to be another Courtney Stodden … One is to many!

  • Anonymous

    This is going viral…exactly what the attention whore and her loving parents want.

  • Anonymous

    She is a “dancer” after all.

  • Anonymous

    Also…”most likely to grind her teeth down to stubs by the age of 22, because of meth addiction” =P

  • Anonymous

    Me either. Everyone got the standard senior picture wearing that dreadful drape for the ladies, or bow-ties for the fellas.

  • Anonymous

    She doesn’t even look pretty…the slutty overrides it.

  • Anonymous

    They’re wasting their time with the ACLU. They should have just skipped the middle man and called Hugh Hefner. Just sayin’.

  • Anonymous

    She’s going venerial ? really, well good for her.  lol

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s a beautiful picture.. just too racy for a damn HS yearbook. 

  • Anonymous

    Reminds me of the nasty BUG eyed Torre Smelling.

  • Anonymous

    Those false eyelashes look heavy.

    Is she at Hugh Hefner High?

  • Diana Bucher

    We had the option in ours, for Seniors. Parents submitted baby or childhood pictures along with a small note wishing them success in the future. My parents didn’t do one for me. That’s obviously the reason I didn’t finish college. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    Ya! Any other pictures that were in the book were taken and selected randomly by the yearbook committee …No one had a choice! 

  • Anonymous

    Wow, strangers teaching your child MODESTY & SELF ESTEEM & WOMAN’S VALUE.

    I feel sad for the daughter for being so stupid & having a mom that is just as stupid.I am so writing a song about this.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    You know what? My senior picture got rejected too. We weren’t able to do anything like this bitch because my family is poor and could barely afford the senior portrait we got.

    We went and did a photo shoot with three different outfits of my own choosing (mainly because my mom wanted them, getting them in the yearbook wasn’t happening because you have to pay like $250 – $500 depending on how much of the page you want to take up), and after the shoot was over, we were actually only able to afford a handful of the head shots (in wallet size and two 8”X10”s, natch), which was the shot that was to go in the yearbook. So the whole shoot with the outfits was for nothing, since we couldn’t afford to get actual prints of any of the shots.

    THEN, the fucking high school yearbook assholes wouldn’t let my photo in the yearbook because WE DIDN’T GO THROUGH THE SHITTY PHOTO COMPANY THAT THEY USE. So we literally wasted our money and still didn’t have a single fucking photo of myself in my own senior yearbook. I didn’t even bother fucking buying one after that. I think they were like $89 or some such shit. The only yearbook I made it into in high school was my freshman year, and I didn’t buy one that year (or any year after that). I am completely undocumented after that.

    Bitch, just be glad your parents are rich enough to get your WHOREendous photo all over half the page in the yearbook in the first place. Ugh.

  • Anonymous

    What’s worse is that they’re claiming “freedom of expression”. I guess that means that in a job as a pharmacy technician, I can stroll in wearing a tube top, mini, stiletto heels, and no lab coat…and when I get written up, I can simply claim “freedom of expression” and call the ACLU. Parents need to teach their kids that freedom of expression doesn’t mean you can do, say, wear (or not wear) anything you want when you are representing a business or school. She has a right to attend public school, to represent her beliefs to the extent it doesn’t overtly offend others, and get the same education as everyone else…she does not have the absolute right to be in the yearbook. That is more of a privilege.

    Common sense dictates that when you are one part of something big, EVERYONE’S needs and wants for that something have to come into consideration, and you simply don’t always get what you want. Fact is, there were plenty of other lovely, appropriate photos with the two she wanted chosen that would have been far more appropriate…that alone makes this look like more of a publicity stunt. I don’t give a flip if she’s 18, if she were still living under my roof, I’d use this opportunity as a lesson for my child to learn that life doesn’t always go your way…and be darned if she’d be walking out of my house looking like she was on her way to interview for a job that requires a long shiny pole (pun intended).

  • LeaveMeBe

    This!

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    And 20 years from now, all of her former classmates will remember her as the girl who raised a stink over the yearbook rejecting her half-naked photo submission for her senior picture.

    I hope the ACLU tells her to quit whining and take a picture that meets the school’s dress code regulations.  (They probably won’t, but I can dream, can’t I?)

  • Anonymous

    Oh lord, that horrible velveteen drape and the grey blue background made me look so washed out I look like a vampire in my last yearbook photo. I went and bought the other shots they took in a leather jacket with a purple background so I could give people something that I looked like a human being in. 

  • LeaveMeBe

    She is a very beautiful girl but that attire/pose is so wrong for a high school year book and it is the school’s right or the journalism department’s to determine guidelines for the photos. I take it by “aspiring model” she means that she’s never modeled but wants to. Depending on what type of model she wants to be, that could be a great pose or a death sentence. If she wants to pose for men’s mags, it’s great. Otherwise, she needs some lessons.

  • Anonymous

    No doubt, she far to fat to be a runway model, I can’t see one single bone jutting out. She is pretty, too bad she sounds like a spoiled brat. It sounds like both her and her mom need a serious shot of reality. 

  • Anonymous

    I think this girl is way better looking then Stodden. Courtney looks like an aging porn star, which is sad because I’ve seen that girl’s before photos and she used to be very pretty. They took her and just ruined her.

  • Anonymous

    While I can understand the reasons they’d reject it, the “We are an award-winning yearbook. We don’t want to diminish the quality with something that can be seen as unprofessional,” excuse is BS.  Just say it’s the outfit and get on with it, the photo itself is taken very professionally.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t feel too bad, eventually that shit either gets lost or tossed. I’ve only kept my senior yearbook this long, with my horrid white vampire face so my boyfriends can laugh at me every so often.

  • Dani

    „Unprofessional”? Depends on what profession we’re talking about. Considering the professions she’s bound to be in within the next decade, it seems entirely professional.

  • Dani

    She looks like she’s on her way up to a client’s apartment.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    I’m not sad about it. I’ve never actually, at any point, thought, “Hey, you know what I wish right now? That I could go through a book that’s filled with pictures of people who never even knew me, but who apparently didn’t like me. That’s what I would like to do right now.”

    I think that if I actually cared about that crap I’d have a Facebook with my real name, so that I could keep in touch with all those douches. They always like to pretend that you guys were such great friends back in the day.

  • Anonymous

    i don’t know that their implication was that the photo was not taken professionally.  i read this more as meaning that they would not be taking their role as yearbook editors professionally had they let it in.  

    after all, the yearbook staff are probably going to be waving this yearbook around as part of their portfolio at some point.  what future copy editor/boss wouldn’t say “wtf was going on here?!?”  are they taking themselves too seriously?!?  i don’t think so…

    unrelated… fyi, morbid named the photo that you see when you click on the term “attention whore.”  my original photo name was much. less. descriptive.  i am still laughing.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I like the photo – shesh – people make a damn big deal out of everything.It’s a nice,tastefully done model pic – get a life people.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Of course she’s never modeled. Look at the way she’s trying to molest the camera with her eyes. She’s trying too hard to be sexy. It looks unnatural. She needs to work on her eyes and general expression of her face.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I agree with you – the “ugly” people are always hating on “us” beautiful people …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “are they taking themselves too seriously?!?”

    Hell ya they are – what a bunch of snobbish little cretins.

  • Anonymous

    It could be taken either way I think, but they probably meant it the way you see it.  I still think that the primary reason for rejecting it should be dress codes / not appropriate for a school yearbook.  Other than that…. damn, she fine!

  • Anonymous

    At least we’ll only have to wait a few months for her Brittney/Paris/Lindsey beaver shot… then it’ll all be over and the aforementioned meth addiction will take over…

  • Anonymous

    I’m a bit glad that you’re allowed to have them taken outside of the standard school setting nowadays… it could be an income source for me in the near future.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with that pic for a year book – even back in my high school day we had pics like that in the year book,and the world did not end.This snobbish ass school must not have Cheerleaders,Drill-team girls,or Majorettes all of those show way more than this woman is showing.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “half-naked photo”

    You guys have a funny idea of what “half-naked” is …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I think the schools the one being “stupid” here.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You are right pretty – no – beautiful – yes.

  • Anonymous

    I think she’s pretty, and it may a professional photo, but “beautiful picture” is pushing it. It is really cheezy. She needs to find someone else I think to get a portfolio together. Someone with some talent. And yeah, obvious publicity generation. Very transparent attempt. Still, I hope she can milk the public for ridiculously obscene amounts of cash that last her a lifetime (if she doesn’t turn into a meth whore). 9-5 jobs do after all numb the brain, kill the soul, and generally suck diseased donkey balls.

  • CT

    Oh no, as one of the spectacular folks – I am so attractive I don’t even use my own photo for fear of stalkers – I have to disagree and say even I wouldn’t go this route.  This is just crying for attention and her parents are dolts to even think it is A OK.  Where is the whale tail or the “accidental” nip slip?  If they are gonna do – DO IT RIGHT!

  • Anonymous

    I only bought year books because my mom made me. I didn’t want any souvenirs of that hell hole. Senior year there is no picture of me at all, or if the threats were true my freshman year picture is there. Like it matters. No one knew who the fuck I was anyway. I skipped half the fucking year and was marked absent like 3 times. 

  • Anonymous

    I agree that it’s a good photo but it looks like it belongs on the cover of an adult video (and this is coming from someone who has slid down stripper poles for 13 years of her life). She is beautiful but she’ll get the wrong attention for the pose. If she (and her parents) want her to be taken seriously in a professional modeling world, this isn’t the way to go about it!

  • Anonymous

    I actually let out a real laugh. Thank you! I was feeling bad for lax parenting that resulted in baby rolling off bed. And to go off topic, you’ll find it interesting to note that no broken bones, skull fractures, internal bleeding, or lacerated/ripped organs resulted. He just got a tiny bruise on his elbow. I took him to the ER and all was well. I must be one of the lucky ones.

  • Anonymous

    Give this girl a year or two, she’ll have that coveted run-hard-and-put-away wet look, too.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, honey… This picture is not beautiful, it’s slutty. The girl in it may be beautiful, but the picture…

    Your statement makes me worry about your FaceBook page. :-/

  • Anonymous

    As a father of two daughters,19 & 22, I would not approve of this picture, but every town does need its skanks!

  • Anonymous

    First thing I thought was how much????
    If a picture is worth a thousand words, then then one says it all at that age.

  • Anonymous

    Beauty does come with a price, how much do you get???? :)

  • Anonymous

    That she is, here is where she should be posting her  ” career picture” , http://www.modelmayhem.com/

  • Anonymous

    Those are “fuck me eyes” and most males will recognize that, she is beautiful and sexy, but the high school year book is not the place for this.

  • Anonymous

    She has a piece of cloth covering her titties, but she’s not actually wearing a shirt or bra, so she’s half-naked.

    I’ll bet she’d be more than willing to publish photos that would meet your exacting standards for nudity, though. ;-)

  • Evan Oswald

    ….aspiring town whore….

  • Evan Oswald

    not because the photo is so bad, but because they are trying to put it in the yearbook

  • shannie

    What high school did you go to where the pics looked anything like this?
    I mean in our schools yearbook, the cheerleader pics and even the “hammin’ it up” pics from the hallways look nothing like this young ladies pic…nothing.

  • shannie

    Bing…yep. Totally great pic, sexy pretty girl…high school year book???? NO.

    The school sounds like a bunch of douches too though, I mean who cares about Award Winning Yearbooks? lame.

  • shannie

    Now if this high school pic was in the yearbook of say a young professionals school, like the “Fame” high school, or a school for preforming arts…it would be a whole different thing. But a regular public HS? (i have no idea if the school is public or private) lol

  • Anonymous

    It’s not the school, it’s her fellow students. I’m actually impressed that they recognized this was not appropriate for a Yearbook, and refused to include it.

    We may have individual freedom of expression, but when you group together with others to express yourself, they get a say in how you do it, too. She’s free to plaster this pic all over the place on it’s own, but other students have a right to exclude her from their yearbook if she doesn’t want to put a shirt on.

  • Anonymous

    We have so much in common…

  • shannie

    Yes and she’s majoring in “MediaWhore-ology” and scored well on her casting couch hand-job finals..

  • Anonymous

    Next year some 400lb dude should take this same picture and demand it be included. Cuz he haz rites!

  • Anonymous

    Probably the swim team, too. But it’s not about skin, it’s about appropriateness. In your actual senior picture, it’s not appropriate to forget to put a shirt on.

  • shannie

    That would be awesome…

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if they’re going to list her hourly rates on the advertisement they bought.  *cough*

    Sorry!  Bad taste!!  *smacks self*

  • Anonymous

    We had the option when I was a senior in 2006. It’a good and bad. You have people like me that take normal pictures, people like Spies that go the skank way, and the certified permavirgins that take a picture in their tackiest outfit, holding their band instrument, with their cat curled up in their lap.

  • shannie

    LOL…we had the option too, and the “glamor shots” just made the whole page look lame..I like the look of the same background and basic attire for the class, it looks uniform. What the point of having a school picture taken if it isn’t taken by the school?

  • CT

    Remember, remember, FAME!  I’m gonna live forever.  Baby remember my name. 

  • shannie

    I will Guthrie…I will never forget you…

  • NY_Mommy

    Ummm, I was a high school cheerleader and we most certainly DID NOT wear less clothes than this. She isn’t even wearing a shirt. We were required to wear a specific shirt under our uniforms and spanky pants under our skirts. And there was no stomachs exposed at all.

  • Anonymous

    No, if this girl wants celebrity status, she’s going to have to do it the old-fashioned way- with a sex tape. Stodden cheated by marrying someone no one wants to see having sex before she was even old enough to make a sex tape.

  • shannie

    Hey NYmama, we called them lollipops..but I know what you’re saying even the basketball season uniforms we had that were stomach exposing was nothing compared to this chicks pic.

  • LeaveMeBe

    At the high school I went to the, the cheerleaders and drill team wore bras under their clothes in all school pictures. Never, not ever, did anyone in my school wear a shawl as a top and pose for a photo to go into a year book.

    Besides, this girl is getting what she wanted out of this controversy, and I can guarantee you it wasn’t that she wanted this photo in her senior yearbook. ;) So we know she has beauty and brains. Now she needs some modeling classes and a better photographer.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    “If she (and her parents) want her to be taken seriously in a
    professional modeling world, this isn’t the way to go about it!”

    This. I hadn’t even thought of this before, but you are so right. She is going to be known as that girl, and she’s going to have a hard time finding modeling work when no one wants to be attached to her or her name because of this incident. Of course the trashier publications will want to use her for the publicity, much in the way that Courtney Stodden somehow still makes money doing things. But if she was hoping to go all classy and high fashion, she just fucked herself.

    I think that is better for all of us, though.

  • Anonymous

    Yep, velveteen… that’s exactly the word I was looking for.

  • Anonymous

    I figured thats what they meant by “dancer” lol

  • shannie

    I have to say I disagree with the school/editors of the “award winning” yearbook *eyeroll*….This photo is TOO professional….

  • Anonymous

    “Mandy” (version covered by Westlife)

    Senior year passed your by,
     you found your career some time
    ago by the end
    of the year.
    When you took that picture
    You thought it was so

    great. More people should see it
    and it should be the way
    you’re remembered but they didn’t think so.
    So you bought a page
    and your mom picketed them,

    Oh Sydney,
    when you picket they didn’t put the picture
    In your high school yearbook
    Oh Sydney,bought a page to put her faceand her skimpy clothes.
    No she didn’t get it, Oh Sydney.

    You complained to your mamma.
    She in turned talked to the principal.
    But they still refused, they weren’t confused.
    Award winning yearbooks
    don’t put slutty pictures, Oh Sydney!

    when you picket they didn’t put the picture
    In your high school yearbook
    Oh Sydney,bought a page to put her faceand her skimpy clothes.
    No she didn’t get it, Oh Sydney.

    Got no self esteem,
    lacking some brain cells.
    Got no respect for self,
    or  common sense, Oh Sydney!

    when you picket they didn’t put the picture
    In your high school yearbook
    Oh Sydney,bought a page to put her faceand her skimpy clothes.
    No she didn’t get it, Oh Sydney.

    Oh Sydney won’t you listen to what they’ve got to say.
    Oh Sydney try to not end up as a stripper.
    Oh Sydney won’t you listen to what they’ve got to say.

    How much for my friend here? Oh Sydney!

  • Anonymous

    I still think lax parenting is better than the uptight kind. Glad your little one is okay. :-)

  • Anonymous

    I always thought that vacant look said “Come on in, boys, no one’s home upstairs.” Which most males recognize as beautiful and sexy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    Good ole high school! Now you got me thinking about all the different little groups in my school including the ones that you mentioned!

  • Anonymous

    Sending this pic to your boyfriend or husband is sexy. Trying to publish it makes you a ho.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • Athena

    Probably in the south somewhere, where chicks show up to the prom looking like this:  

  • Anonymous

    I have to agree with the yearbook staff here as well, if they didn’t catch it the person overseeing them would have. I have no problems with a grown women showing off her body when it’s the appropriate time and place, and that’s the difference between being sexy and just being a whore. I’ve been known to wear a risque costume to a sci-fi con or in the privacy of my own home. School is not and will not ever be an appropriate place for this photo. I wouldn’t want my 14-year-old freshman to see this in their yearbook.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “It’s not the school, it’s her fellow students.”

    I understood that Deety,my point is that the students do not run the school,they can’t do anything that the administration does not allow them to do.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well she’s over 18 – so sounds good to me   :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” but the high school year book is not the place for this.”

    Don’t you be flipping over to the other side of the coin on me now Califboy – solidarity brother,solidarity.

  • Tundratot

    In the yearbook, under activities and honors, they will probably say class slut.  That picture will look like an ad for an escort.  Las Vegas, Indeed.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    My high school was a fashion show – if you couldn’t afford the clothes you were very unpopular;and the cheerleader,and drill-team,etc – some swimsuits hide more. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I understand where you guys are coming from – but I say that top (whatever it actually is ) counts as a shirt.

  • shannie

    Cedric, so was my high school, I think most public schools are fashion shows, but this story has nothing to do with that, it has to do with why this photo is not being put in the yearbook…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “And there was no stomachs exposed at all.”

    Really ? I have never seen cheerleaders like you describe at the schools here in Dallas …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well stated   :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You can’t kid a 14 year old in a box forever Dangerous.

  • Anonymous

    No you can’t, but I will teach my child my values not her’s and her mother’s. It’s basically the opening photo of a playboy spread and I wouldn’t want that to be part of my kids high school experience. 

  • Anonymous

    I’d like to send a “shout out” to Sydney:  you are an attention seeking ho that will likely cause some tax payer dollars to be wasted.  whoop, whoop, way to go!!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You can’t prevent every single accident from happening to your child – and your stated accident is a common one – a couple members on here were just discussing this same thing last week.There will be more accidents in the future,just be aware.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Also, I have no idea how tall she is, but if she’s under 5’8”, she’s fucked anyway. I’m serious. I wanted to be a model, too. But guess what? If you are too short, the likelihood of actually getting hired to do anything or signed to an agency is slimmer than winning the lottery. She looks a little on the short side to me. Definitely not 5’8” or taller.

    Also, I’m not saying she’s fat, but she is not the “sample size” traditionally hired by publications and agencies, etc. She’s a gorgeous, healthy weight, but she won’t get hired to do anything on the catwalk, if that’s what she’s after.  If you are above a size 4 dress (and that’s being generous, 0-2 are the most hired), and you are under 5’8” (5’10” is preferred), you are fucked.

  • CT

    Good.  I might need your help later today explaining the pants I’m wearing to work today.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    It has everything to do with the photo – the photo is a modeling pic – modeling pic = fashion pic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Now that’s hot – I like that – looks more like Calif beachwear to me – but I’m not hating – I LIKE IT    :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    SMILE

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Maybe she could be a print model,you are correct about runway models,but there are several other types she could go for and get hired at.

  • Anonymous

    She paid for it ” WITH HER OWN MONEY”! Wow! No worries Mom, she will make the money back with her first (paid) porn movie.

  • Anonymous

    It looks like a run of the mill picture of some dumb teenager who is on the verge of getting pregnant and fat.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Now I see where you’re coming from – you don’t like the idea of one of your daughters doing this.I don’t have any daughters,but I’m guessing that if I did I would still be ok with the pic – I just see nothing wrong with it.

  • Anonymous

    Obama does what he wants to do in spite of the constitution why can’t she?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    She would still have to be at least 5’7” and lose some pounds. I am not criticizing her weight at all, she’s a gorgeous girl. But you have to be cut from a certain cloth, and she is still too meaty where she is at.

    Also, many print jobs will not require a model as “sexy” as she is. Many print publications will stay away from models that are “too sexy” because that’s not what their target audience is. They want good-looking people who are relatively normal, but still tall and of sample size. They need to be better looking than average, but still have a degree of relate-ability to the common person. At this point I can’t imagine her being hired for anything other than swimsuit modeling for Leg Avenue… and even then, she’s way too short for Leg Avenue. I swear all their models are at least 6’1”.

  • Anonymous

    That would be more fun to look at and laugh then vomit.

  • Anonymous

    By today’s standards she is over dressed.

  • Anonymous

    The best place for her is bent over the kitchen table.

  • aka jas

    I hate it that her parents are allowing her to be a dumb bitch.  Why not teach this future call girl some class. 

  • Anonymous

    That’s the problem Cedric she is not showing enough. A nipple would help.

  • Anonymous

    Of course you like it, its female.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    So you can still bang her out while she’s making you a god damn sandwich, or…? :P

  • shannie

    Okay whatever. Look the story isn’t about what other kids are wearing to school, it’s about the photos this girl wants in the yearbook being appropriate if she is being treated unfairly by the editors saying it’s a no go.   No one is saying crap about what the rest of the school is wearing.

  • Anonymous

    Dallas!!!!! you live in Dallas? Like Dallas Texas?  OMG everything is coming together now I understand you. I will pray for you every chance I get.

  • Anonymous

    You want to keep that box locked and closed as long as she lives at home.

  • Anonymous

    Your auditioning. for comedy central. RIGHT!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Haha! Spoken like a man who does not have a teenage daughter. ;)

    Nothing is *wrong* with it per se, but if you were her dad, you would view it very differently. I believe this because from what little I have learned of you on this site, you are a decent man.

    It’s all about perception and viewpoint, Ced. :)

  • Anonymous

    Are the charges by the hour or by the load.

  • Anonymous

    Who is Guthrie?  Why do you want to remember him?

  • Anonymous

    She is well on her way to making porn.She already has the name for it.

  • Anonymous

    ewww! you fuck where you eat?

  • Anonymous

    It looks like a dumb teenager whose parents are even dumber. They will most likely be grand parents by next year and her sole source of income.

  • Anonymous

    She could do porno flicks. All that is needed is to be dumb and have a hot ass.  Tattoos seem to help.

  • Anonymous

    Dear Picture Maker:
    Put Photoshop down before you hurt yourself.  kthx.

    Dear Picture Subject:
    Do body-paint modeling; you know, where your clothes are painted on and you’re actually naked.  Be sure to record video walking down public street. Submit body-paint picture to yearbook and video to me.  kthx.

  • shannie

    It’s a long a boring story…CT is Guthrie.

  • Anonymous

    Thats good to hear, little guy is breaking you in.Glad he is ok :)

  • Anonymous

    Yeah! or rolling a joint.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah! If I am going to eat it,  the kitchen table is the best place.  I thought that was what the kitchen table was for.

  • NY_Mommy

    Lollipops……..haha. My dirty mind has taken over. Must………stop…………

  • Anonymous

    No you wouldn’t, the father gene kicks in after the boys come around sniffing and the ability to not shoot them becomes weaker as time goes by. Lucky for me my wife reminds me of myself when I was there age, (which could be a bad thing)

  • NY_Mommy

    Maybe cuz I live in upstate NY. Not sure why the difference but honestly there were a couple chicks on the squad whose stomachs you wouldn’t want to be exposed.

  • Anonymous

    OK, sorry I asked. My only knowledge of Guthrie is a shriveled up town in Oklahoma.

  • Anonymous

    Be glad you don’t have all those douches sending you friend requests on facebook…ack!

  • shannie

    Now doesn’t that just scream “young lady celebrating the end of her high school years”…*eyeroll* smh…
    With that prom dress, we all know that she is no stranger to “prom night” activities. She has that “back seat” thing down pat…

  • Anonymous

    Pictures please !!!!!

  • Anonymous

    My dick does most of my thinking for me until it comes to money problems!

  • CT

    This reminds me of an old poster on TCR named salad.  Any relation?  I miss him sometimes.  Memories, like the corners of my mind. 

  • CT

    Someone thought they were outing me on another washed up crime site – I will now be forever known as Christine Guthrie.  Remember, remember.  God damn Fame song is stuck in my head, thanks, Shannie.

  • NY_Mommy

    I think she is pretty but this pic isn’t screaming out high fashion model. It’s on the sluttier side of things. No matter what my opinion of her or the pic is, I think its a safe bet to say that if it violates the schools dress code then it would be denied. If they let this in then girls will be taking all kinds of ‘model’ shots and submitting them to future yearbooks.

  • CT

    I like the definition of “on the sluttier side of things”.  I have to rewrite the dress policy here.  I now have the language I was looking for.  Thanks, NY Mommy.

  • Anonymous

    Ok ced iam going to put this in perspective. No there is nothing wrong with the pictures as far as pictures go. But this is a school photo not a girlie mag photo.It is not appropriate.This mother is setting her daughter up  to fail.Encouraging your daughter to be sexy is not a good idea.If you had daughters Ced, would you want any of them gracing the pages of a girlie magazine?Dancing on a stripper pole?My guess is no.I would prefer mine to be independent use their brains instead of their beauty and not end up in a ditch somewhere in the near future.

  • Anonymous

    That’s ok. Her fame will last 30…40 minutes tops.

  • Anonymous

    I guess we are both nerds then :(

  • Anonymous

    Is this her on this website ?????
    http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/2425706/viewall

  • Anonymous

    Damn you people and your getting these diddies stuck in my head….brat!

  • Anonymous

    … I don’t think my SKELETON would be a size 0 – 2…  =/

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Well, I’ll be honest with you. I am a stone cold bitch. I would probably get some sick pleasure in denying a friend request from some random asshole who never noticed me in high school. In fact, I’m quite sure I would smile about it.

    But on the other hand, I’m glad that I don’t have to field “friend” requests from people whose stupid faces I hate seeing anyway. If you’re my actual friend, you know the fake name I use to creep perp accounts, and you also know that I am never on there except mostly under those circumstances.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    My Dad would always take my new boyfriends to see his gun collection. Then he’d say, “Hey, why don’t you pick one out? Which one do you like the best?” And they’d get all excited like they’re getting this badass gift, and once one was chosen, he’d say, “Great choice! That’s the one I’m going to shoot you with if you fuck over my daughter.” ;-)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Right? Mine, either… not with DAT ASS. :P Oh, and apparently my boobs are “too big for the industry, anyway.” WTF?

  • Anonymous

    Who’s hating? If I had was lucky enough to have such a gorgeous daughter I would want her to act like a young lady in public. If she really wanted to model, strip, or be a fucking porn star I would support my daughter in the appropriate means to secure those jobs. Not help her make a fool of herself after getting rejected by a group of her peers. 

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think I’ve been a size 2 since 6th grade. And I do not consider myself fat in any sense of the word. Size 2 is so unrealistic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol – WHAT ???

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Now I know you are not joining my friend Califboy on the other side of the coin shannie – every time I see your avatar my manhood enlarges … excuse me a minute – FAP,FAP,FAP,FAP … now what were we discussing ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Just say “No” to drugs;a sandwich sounds good though.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a bitch to not make it on height. I’m that Legg Avenue/Fredrick’s size and am 5’8″, however, I was always headed to college. My sister could wear a size 0 or smaller and wanted to be a model, but took after my mom and is only 5’3″.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You don’t ?

  • Anonymous

    I agree. My sister always looked so unhealthy. Once she had a baby and “bulked” up to a 4 she’s so much better looking. 

  • Anonymous

    No I fuck whrere I sleep…is that bad? “P

  • Anonymous

    Tits and ass baby! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Sorry I was too busy staring at your pic … what were you saying Sydney… I mean Shannie …

  • Anonymous

    We did not have that option either, but then that was in 79.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Hmm … I’m thinking we are not on the same page at all today …

  • Anonymous

    I had the white feathery fur looking drape for mine.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    See I was going to comment that – but I didn’t ’cause I knew you would cover it;and you didn’t let me down (SMILE).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL.Please do I need it.And thank you in advance.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well even slightly Tubby chicks deserve a chance to be a cheerleader,so I like that.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL … Whatever.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Yeah, when it got to the point where they were trying to make me feel badly about having those two very awesome things, I knew it wasn’t the career for me. :P

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Hmm …(thinks – “hater”).

  • Evan Oswald

    and if I then told you she was blowing the bus driver for gummy bears…….you’d believe the bus driver when he said she was manipulating him instead of the other way around

  • Mandy Pruitt

    Wonder how long before she’s doing double anal on DVD?

  • Anonymous

    Lmao Cr. thats funny.

  • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

    Much as I hate to say it, their scheme worked. Obviously this is somebody who’s looking for attention. Wants everyone to talk about how hot or slutty or whatever she is. And here all us suckers are doing just that…

  • Anonymous

    Awesome!

  • Anonymous

    You never have a snack in bed ????

  • Anonymous

    Your dick is your biggest expense and your smallest asset.

  • Anonymous

    Na , them are “fuck me” eyes, I have seen them many times in my life, some when I look in the mirror, but mostly on females!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I agree, some of my daughters friends at that age wore a freeken napkin and called it a piece of clothing.

  • Anonymous

    You been  talking to my ex-wife ?????

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    err … let me think on that one and get back to you Lena …

  • Anonymous

    If I pray for you lightening will shoot up your ass and turn your balls to brass. My friends if I had any would call me the devils double.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    A girl after my heart, making a sandwich all while pleasuring her man , shit quick put Count Rakula in the copy machine and run a copy and send to Califboy !

  • Anonymous

    How about she opens another beer and hands it back to you ???

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Ced, would you want any of them gracing the pages of a girlie magazine?Dancing on a stripper pole?”

    My answer is “Hell no” I wouldn’t want that;my problem with you guys feelings on the pic is that I don’t see it leading in that direction at all.

  • Anonymous

    I agree, but it just sends the wrong message, we are such a visual society today.

    The world we live in -
    Donating your body to science? Nobody wants a chubby corpse
    http://on.msnbc.com/zUNG8X

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” outing me”  LOL,LOL,LOL.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I think you guys are under selling her.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I like it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You took a really big l-e-a-p there hicusdicus.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    I can make a fuckin’ tasty sandwich, I’ll admit. I’m better at baking sweets, however.

    …You’ll never find another copy of me, though. THERE CAN ONLY BE OOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!” :P

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Shit I think they just blocked me from sending any new requests – “FUCK YOU FACEBOOK” !!!

  • Anonymous

    partially perhaps, h9… something like the appearance on the today show to discuss how “sexy” and “artistic” her photo is was probably exactly what they had in mind when they put this train in motion.

    six hours later, the comments on the uk’s daily mail are calling you “stupid” and “trashy” and a “fame whore,” a car enthusiast’s forum has posted every photo that you were stupid enough to leave unprotected on facebook, and you show up on the front page of d’d.

    things don’t always go smoothly after hours.  ”surrender dorothy.”

  • Anonymous

    They did that with ours too. We got several candid shots for our own personal purchase, as in not for the yearbook. I did a blue and a purple feather boa, it was so transtastic. I wish I could I be a drag queen. *sigh*

  • Anonymous

    Fascist bastards! 

  • shannie

    :/………gross….

  • Anonymous

    I fuck everywhere. If you’re worried about just a table, shit don’t come over my house. ;)

  • Anonymous

    So was mine, but that meant wearing an 800.00 Luella Bartley, not two pieces of gold colored tin foil to the prom or an off the rack Halloween costume under skirt with a Kmart scarf.

  • Anonymous

    :P

  • Evan Oswald

    18th birthday?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t want their woman curvy, unless they like them to look like little girls. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Remember back to when we were 18, thought we knew everything, and now we know we didn’t know shit. The mother is trying to be her friend and not a parent – http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45925416/ns/today-today_people/t/teen-revealing-yearbook-photo-flap-its-artistic/
    This girl may say in the future, Mom why did you let me make a ass of myself on national TV????

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Some men do, and I try to stay away from those types of men as often as possible. That’s one thing that for some reason just really skeeves me out. :-/

  • Anonymous

    Seriously? Thank god this wasn’t plastered all over my beloved Jalopnik cause I’d have been pissed.

  • Anonymous

    Curvy a good thing, most women hit 40 and go on a starvation diet, first thing that goes is their tits, then their ass, we call them soup chickens. The only thing a old skinny chicken is good for is to throw into a pot and make chicken soup.

  • Anonymous

    Exactly, thank you.

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t that awful? I don’t think there is anything wrong with having a healthy and lustful attitude toward sex, but you also want to be someone who could be taken to a nice restaurant or, you know, the parent’s house for dinner.

  • Anonymous

    I have a certificate in helping with daddy issues, must be of legal age and willing to attend extensive one-on-one counseling.

  • Anonymous

    I went to Catholic school. EVERYONE WAS IN TURD BROWN UNIFORMS IN THE WHOLE THING.

  • Anonymous

    Your right Cedric I just got carried away. I will try to keep focused and if I can’t keep focused on little miss muffets ass I guess it is all over for me.

  • Anonymous

    Would you care to make a bid ?  Hidden tattoo’s are extra.

  • Anonymous

    I weigh only about 10 pounds more now than I did prior to having my three children. But I went from wearing a size 6 to wearing a size 10/12. We’re supposed to be curvy as we get older. I always thought Kate Moss was horrible looking…. nothing but knees and elbows.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    I was always headed to college, as well. I did very well in school and intended on continuing my education. If I had any sense about this whole modeling thing, however, I would have realized that by the time I graduated college (had I been tall enough), my modeling career would have been over before it began, as you can’t make it past 23 years of age in that field unless you got signed with fucking Victoria’s Secret. 23 is unfortunately considered “old” in that field.

  • Anonymous

    How about both. One in each hand.

  • Anonymous

    FUCK! I CAN’T BLACKMAIL YOU WITH RELEASING THE PICS TO THE INTERNET IF YOU DON’T SUCK IT!?

    fuuuuuck! I’m fucked!

    *Shakes fist at you*

  • Anonymous

    Which one????? The one that can’t remember you or the one that forgot what you looked like.

  • Anonymous

    People can STILL be offended by what you say wear & how you live BUT when you are representing an entity other than yourself you are therefore to conduct yourself in the manner attributed/designed by the entity you represent.

    This means that if you’re representing your school and your school is not STRIPPER ACADEMY FOR YOUNG SLUTS, you CAN NOT CHOOSE WHETHER OR NOT TO BE IN A PICTURE WITH THE CLOTHES YOU DESIRED. It is up to the students.

    She could be hated on by the whole student body & I can assure you there are plenty of slutty girls in her school (in any school for that matter) and the same students chose not to put her stupid, slutty picture even if it’s for being mean, THEY ARE SAVING HER FACE but she’s too stupid to recognize that this would do more harm than good.

  • Anonymous

    Who needs friends if you have dreamin demon. Actually who wants friends after reading DD.

  • Anonymous

    Cereal… and I don’t drink the milk after I finish the cereal either…

    I am so fucking boring.

  • Anonymous

    Her dress as skanky as it is, looks WAY BETTER than her hair.

  • Anonymous

    Would you please shake something more interesting at me. I like things that don’t get much sunshine.

  • Anonymous

    You are right and the wrong half is naked.

  • Anonymous

    But he’d certaintly would like to see this photo, now wouldn’t he???

  • Anonymous

    I wonder how you would sound to her????? That hurt, I am sorry, sorta.

  • Anonymous

    She has a face? I guess I better look again.

  • Anonymous

    You keep looking at Shannie and some day you won’t need a magnifying glass. Maybe.

  • Anonymous

    Who the hell are you? those  are classified files.

  • Anonymous

    She’s got a chance at forever modeling teenager clothes in the SEARS/JC PENNEY catalog.

    *Thinking of C.R. modeling*

    Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap.

  • Anonymous

    Come on shannie, put up a larger avatar !

  • Anonymous

    FAP FAP FAP FAP

    Keep talking baby!

  • Anonymous

    If that’s her, she chose another pornstar name. Julia Chilcott.

  • Anonymous

    Walmart, Sears on their way out and JC holding on by a thread.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like her, hair parted on the other side of negative backwards.

  • Anonymous

    My whole life revolves around drugs. blood pressure drugs, sleeping , pain, nerves, antibiotics, poot pills, eye medication, vigless Viagra, preparation H, L & N, anti acids and many I can’t pronounce so what is wrong with some pot to try and forget all the others and what there for?

  • Anonymous

    I guess it is OK if you don’t mind sleeping in the wet spot and waking up stuck to the sheets.

  • Anonymous

    You don’t have a table? A chair at least.

  • Anonymous

    Who are you trying to kid. Back in your days there weren’t books or cameras.

  • Anonymous

    How do you work with your pants on?

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    Soooo….she’s an aspiring stripper? Of course the school is going to reject a yearbook photo that has a student looking like a prostitute standing on the street corner! I’m not a prude and yes, she is clothed, but nonetheless, it isn’t appropriate. I don’t have kids of my own but I do have nieces and if any of them did something like this I would have to ask them what was going on with them to make them think they needed to present themselves in this fashion. A girl who respected herself would not be doing such a thing. I feel sad for this girl, really. What is going on in her mind that she thinks she has to present herself like a porn star/stripper/prostitute/sex worker of some nature. It’s strange and very sad.

  • Anonymous

    That sure does not sound very cheerful.

  • Anonymous

    But if I wear clothes, how will anyone be able to tell how sexxxy I am!?

  • Anonymous

    It figures that would be the kind of shirt you would like. No buttons.

  • Anonymous

    So… You single? *bats eyelashes*

  • Anonymous

    No way- that table couldn’t take a pounding.

    Where I cook, on the other hand… Counters FTW!

  • Anonymous

    My wife wishes I was!

  • Anonymous

    Ya, 17 with 36 d’s and wearing a tube top. I have to check myself sometimes.
     The little voice in my head fighting the big voice of my dick, bad dick, (dick replys, no its Ok I checked with the balls and they said their loaded and ready to go)
    Little voice in my head looks around the house and says you gonna lose all this shit and go to jail where mother fuckers want to hurt you, and your family will look upon you with shame, Little voice wins. Dick says hit momma real hard tonight, make her pay, :)

  • Anonymous

    Because a lack of curves is usually associated with girl’s bodies, not women’s. And men who prefer girls over women are skeevy.

    Not to say thin women aren’t womanly, too. Variety is a beautiful thing. But so are tits and ass.

  • Anonymous

    Give your self some time and everything that can drag will be.

  • Anonymous

    When I rip them off for all to see : )    “-”

  • Anonymous

    Turd brown. Why are  trying to flatter catholic school uniforms?

  • Anonymous

    Kinda throwing out some stones, like my ex-wife shit, he biscus you supposed to be on the guy side, fucker, :)

  • Anonymous

    For a lot of people the high school year book is the high light of their entire life. From then on it is just mug shots.

  • Anonymous

    CT did you take a poll on this?

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    We did have an option for ours. My sisters and I went to the photography studio and got some $100 worth of pictures taken–a king’s ransom for the time. We got to choose our photo. Though somehow no-one thought of choosing one that made us look like we were starring in Debbie Does Dallas.

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    I had the option back in 1985. My school must have been really progressive. Who’d have thunk it?

  • Anonymous

    Pretty soon she is going to have a lot of bones jutting in.

  • CT

    Eureka!

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    I posed in my favorite hat and I was wearing a starched white shirt and a paisley vest that when I think about it probably telegraphed the fact that I’m gay. ;0)
     I thought I looked really smooth! I’d love to be able to fit into that outfit again–I think it’s in a box in my parents’ basement.

  • Anonymous

    Either you are a girl or your dick likes boys.

  • Anonymous

    leave it there,:)

  • Anonymous

    Come on Cedric say it like it is. She really looks horny!

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    Courtney looks like she’s 30 if she’s a day. I honestly have my doubts that she was actually 16 when she married Uncle Pervy. Of course I could be deluding myself and would just LIKE to think that something that gross wouldn’t really happen. Ewwww….my acid reflux is acting up!

  • Anonymous

    A hand job is better than no job. Nobody likes unemployment.

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    My profile as Adam Everhard, social worker by day and writer of gay erotic fiction by night, has a lot more friends than my boring ass Facebook profile as Adam Myrealname, and I use it a lot more often too. Pseudonyms rule!

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    I know–on my “real” profile I have these people who were total assholes to me in high school “friending” me. I generally accept them because I hardly use my “real me” profile anyway, but it makes me wonder. “Say, aren’t you the jackass that called me a faggot and would have tried to push me into my locker if I weren’t as big as I am?” Why the hell do they want to “friend” me now? I’ve never bothered to ask, but I do wonder–briefly. It isn’t worth thinking about too much.

  • Anonymous

    I am on your side. Its the ex wives who are causing the problems. 

  • http://twitter.com/adameverhard Adam Everhard

    Hell, I think I had more fun responding to this thread than I ever had in high school. Maybe I should go back in a time machine and pose in a Speedo for my yearbook photo. That would show the bastards–a lot more than they deserve!
    I had a horrible time in high school. The smile in my yearbook photo was because I was having fun posing for the pictures that were being taken and because I was almost out of there. I hated that place!

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    So because YOU like the photo WE are haters and need to get a life? Bullshit.

    That is not a modeling pic. As someone who was asked to model by legit agencies and know several fashion models who are doing quite well on the runway and in print ads this girl has no clue how to model and this is not a modeling pose. It’s a Playboy/Penthouse centerfold audition, period.

    She needs a coach.

    If it were a modeling shot (which it is not) a H.S. yearbook is not the place for it. Get a real portfolio made like a true professional. What she is doing is attention whoring and taking what is supposed to be the shared experience of the yearbook and trying to make it her senior book, which isn’t fair to the other students.

    Hell, I was voted ‘Class Body’ in HS and my photo was very tasteful, and I had an excuse to show my freaking body! 

    You can be a model, a lady and classy and from the looks of it she is none of those things.

    Oh, and I am a wife, mother of two small children, have two jobs, starting a product line and training for a half marathon. I like most people on D’D, have a life.

  • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

    I agree. Models aren’t ‘made’ they’re ‘found.’ Especially ones with the aesthetic and grace to be at the top in that business. Its so far beyond being a ‘cute’ girl. Its really hard work (the hours of physical training and dieting and setup and blah-blah for each shot is more stunning than the models themselves). 

    I’m a fanboy of Candice Swanepoel’s for instance and from what I know, she was ‘discovered’ while wandering around a flea market in South Africa of all places. Never needed a slutty yearbook photo for her ‘portfolio’ or whatever. Its pretty much same story with all the Victoria Secret girls. You either got it or you don’t. This critter don’t.

    A good parent would tell this kid that, just as a good parent breaks it to his gridiron-dreaming kid that while he’s faster than everyone in his class, weighing 170 lbs, sprinting 4.9/40 and 30 inch vertical ain’t shit in the SEC, much less the NFL, you better have a plan B.

  • Anonymous

    :( and I was going to bring cookies too.

  • Anonymous

    Wet spot? oh no,I make sure that is taking care of ahead of time. :)

  • Anonymous

    Iam getting to old for tables, I might crack a hip.

  • Anonymous

    It’ is encouraging her to be self focused, self centered and that is never a good thing.So if you are pretty model like you to have to follow any common sense or respectful rules. Just throw a fit over nothing to get your own way in life.This girl goes to that school. She knows the damn dress code.You don’t have to like it but respect it and your self.This mother is not teaching her that.Thats my opinion.

  • shannie

    Avatar it!

  • CT

    Nah, it was more of a slut feeling I had deep in the pit of my stomach. You know how that is.

  • BooBooKittyFuck

    You’re beautiful…

  • wyrosjr

    When I was a young man, it was all about the body. Certainly, I still appreciate the feminine form. But beauty resides somewhere else. This young woman is a canker bloom.

    O, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
    By that sweet ornament which truth doth give!
    The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
    For that sweet odour which doth in it live.
    The canker blooms have full as deep a dye
    As the perfumèd tincture of the roses,
    Hang on such thorns, and play as wantonly
    When summer’s breath their maskèd buds discloses;
    But, for their virtue only is their show,
    They live unwooed and unrespected fade,Die to themselves.
    Sweet roses do not so;Of their sweet deaths are sweetest odours made.
    And so of you, beauteous and lovely youth,When that shall vade, by verse distills your truth.

  • wyrosjr

    The School should have a right to decide if something isn’t appropriate for their publication. I don’t see how they are threatening her rights since it’s completely optional to even be in the yearbook.

  • wyrosjr

    Guthrie’s is a chicken finger place in Auburn, AL. Quite a good one also.

  • wyrosjr

    They recognize an easy conquest?

  • Anonymous

    Is that your real name or your porn name:P

  • Anonymous

    Yes and half of the men posting wishes it was their pole. :P

  • Anonymous

    lmao

  • wyrosjr

    Here is another good one for you JGO. My Michelle
    Your daddy works in porno
    Now that
    mommy’s not around
    She used to love her heroin
    But now she’s underground
    So you stay out late at night
    And you do your coke for
    free
    Drivin’ your friends crazy
    With your life’s insanity
    Well,
    well, well you just can’t tell
    Well, well, well my Michelle
    Sowin’ all
    your wild oats
    In another’s luxuries
    Yesterday was Tuesday
    Maybe
    Thursday you can sleep
    But school starts much too early
    And this hotel
    wasn’t free
    So party till your connection call
    Honey I’ll return the
    key[Chorus:]Well, well, well you just can’t tellWell,
    well, well my Michelle[ From :

    ]Well, well, well you never can tellWell, well, well my
    Michelle
    Everyone needs love
    You know that it’s true Someday you’ll
    find someoneThat’ll fall in love with you
    But oh the time it
    takesWhen you’re all alone
    Someday you’ll find someone
    That you can
    call your own
    But till then ya better…Now you’re clean
    And so
    discreetI won’t say a word
    But most of all this song is trueCase you
    haven’t heard
    So c’mon and stop your cryin”Cause we both know money
    burns Honey don’t stop tryin;An you’ll get what you deserve

  • Anonymous

    Decent parents would not let their daughter out of the house dressed like that, let alone defend a photo with her ass sticking out dressed in that get up.  

  • Anonymous

    aww thank you honey :)

  • Anonymous

    Can I hug you, I <3 you. :)

  • Anonymous

    very well put Hal and so true, this also fits in with child actors whose stage mothers did not help to set that up with a plan B

  • Anonymous

    most of us hated high school, to cliquish (sp) for my blood.

  • Anonymous

    “I wanted my daughter to cho(o)se a different photo but she is 18 and
    doesn’t always listen!” Miki Spies wrote on Facebook. “Some are upset
    (th)at the administration is strong-arming the students.” …and others
    are upset that you were unable (to) type even one of those sentences without
    it requiring corrections, Miki.
    ~lol

  • Anonymous

    I would ask Adam then let them have it with both barrels.

  • Anonymous

    She’s 18. She can dress how she chooses now, whether you or her parents like it or not.

  • Anonymous

    Forget being upset by the whole thing – she should be embarassed for thinking this was the way she should dress for a yearbook photo.. She looks like an idiot.. In a spank-mag she’d be right on (if not overdressed).. but a highschool year book? I’m with the yearbook staff, and I’m proud of them for being members of their generation, and yet having standards that uphold a touch of old school morality..   I’m no prude.. I realize she’s technically an adult (I say adult, and not mature because a mature person would have known better), but would the people saying this isn’t a big deal and that the yearbook staff/administration overreacted change their tune if she was 17? ..  It’s not a matter of age or consent.. It’s a matter of taste and self respect.. 

  • Christi Avant

    I am glad that the fellow students had a sense of self respect and tried to help her. Hopefully in the future, most likely after 5-6 kids she will appreciate that she is not in the yearbook looking like a hooker. “Hey kids, this was Mom back in her aspiring whore days”. I remember those days……

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like a good one. Not a big G&R fan so I had to look up the mp3… If what you want me to do is rewrite it with another DD featured, I can try & it might take a while but I can.

  • Anonymous

    Who the heck is Courtney Stodden?

  • Anonymous

    I was some dumb teenager who is on the verge of getting pregnant and fat and my senior pictures didn’t look this nice.

  • Anonymous

    5 years after I graduated I got the opportunity to turn down sex from one of the most popular boys in my class. It was entertaining as hell watching him throw a tantrum about how he was the hottest dude I’d EVER sleep with and then informing him I’d already fucked guys way hotter.

  • Anonymous

    lmfao!

  • Anonymous

    Hey honey. Your GUNT is showing.

  • Anonymous

    Oh god. Wine out the nose.

    WHY do I even attempt to eat or drink anything while I’m here!?

  • Anonymous

    THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
    The hypocrisy on this thread is KILLING me.

  • Anonymous

    Not every one who says they are an aspiring model wants to be on the runways of Paris.

    In fact, the runways of Paris can go fuck themselves.

  • Anonymous

    oh how funny.  …and, looking back at the story, i have no idea what you mean!

  • Anonymous

    heh heh… oh, the powers of godhood.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Oh, and the black and yellow ensemble makes her look like a bee.  An easy bee.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    I think regaurdless of the yearbook BS. She is getting the exact attention, and exposure, and reaction she was aiming for.

  • Anonymous

    you are right.  …but i would say, instead, that she probably  -thinks- she is getting what she was aiming for.  what she is actually getting – or will get – is different.

    while she was flying from colorado to new york and back basking in her perception of her new-found fame, the majority of the people 25000 ft below seemed to be concluding that – at a minimum – she and her mother are nuts.

    independent of sexy or slutty or appropriate or half-naked or whatever, they framed a yearbook photo dispute as the boston tea party.

    …and who would want to enter into a modeling or acting contract with her.  what happens when the customer doesn’t choose the photos -she- wants or she doesn’t get the parts -she- wants?

    “you’re restricting my freedom of expression!!!  my mom’s gonna call the acluuuuuuuu!!!”

    so, yeah, they got what they wanted.  like the u.s. did when the c.i.a. propped up noriega.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Ha ha Kniption, true true….
    I was, I guess, sort of thinking along the lines of any attention (even the negative) is exactly what she is craving. And you could also wonder just what type of modeling and acting she is aiming for….

  • Anonymous

    You need to start watching The Soup.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, you sound like your going to fit right in here. I love gay erotica. How sad is it that I have two live in boyfriends and have to read gay erotica? Totally straight men, the bane of my existence.

  • Anonymous

    very true.  i am admittedly looking at this from the belief that they are hoping for it to be parlayed into something positive.  what is sad it that, if she took some time… did some modeling and dancing or musicals… she might develop into what she wants to be now.

    what i see happening as a result of this is that someone somewhere will take the bait and say, “okay.  here is your chance.  show me what you can do”

    …and she’ll blow it, because any 18-year-old would.   

  • Anonymous

    No doubt. Unforgivably, I had to sneak my porn and I’m going to make my kid do the same damn thing… dammit!

  • shannie

    *finger’s crosses* Please let him say real, Please let him say real!
    Best name ever if he was born with it!

  • shannie

    So you don’t think she’ll bust out some mind blowing tappity tap, kick ball change, and jazz hands?

  • Anonymous

    True enough. I’m glad my sister couldn’t do it, it’s a brutal business.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt the ACLU will get involved this isn’t a free speech matter. The girl’s outfit is inappropriate for a high school year book. If the school has a dress code ( which it is allowed to have) and this outfit violates that code ( which I would imagine it would!) why would she allowed to wear it in her year book photo? Her parents are giving her the wrong message by sticking up for her choice of slutty outfit in this situation.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    You’re probably right on the money there Kniption. She will probably be given the chance, and probably even be able to choose from several opurtunities, but what will she do when she gets what she asked for? Will she shine in a sea of a thousand faces just like hers?

  • Anonymous

    Now they have a photo session with outfit changes. My daughters school required the kids to choose a photo with the black gown on for the year book.

  • Anonymous

    Kniption! For shame! Off to Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. I just won’t be able to take your half naked photos seriously until your grammar improves. ;)

  • Anonymous

    I wouldn’t worry about my FB page, I have too much family on there. But my Myspage page…. ;)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Oh, don’t worry. Just because much of my high school experience is undocumented does not mean there are not blackmail-able materials out there.

    And if you did find them, I would suck it. I would suck it so, so good.

    …while maintaining eye contact…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Oh, don’t worry, darling. Just because much of my high school experience is undocumented does not mean that there are no materials with which to blackmail me in existence.

    And if you did find them, I would suck it. I would suck it so, so good.

    …while maintaining eye contact…

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    That’s what I said, I had to look her up.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    For many years my mother tried to make me feel like I was the only girl with a porn collection, like it was super abnormal.

    Thanks for making me feel not so weird. :-)

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Of course. I love hugs!! :-D

  • LeaveMeBe

    You have to Google her and her fantastic hubby. :P

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Oh, I know, I meant in general. You have to be super tall to model for just about anything, not just catwalk modeling. It was a general statement, I should have been more clear.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    I’m a huge poetry nerd! *swoon* Do you quote these from memory?

  • Anonymous

    Best comment ever. AND I got a girl boner… I’m sex due.

  • Anonymous

    if the problem were simply a matter of inadequate grammatical comprehension, there may be some rhyme or reason to it… but this is an evil of another kind.  …a horrifying evil.  morbid has been bold and eloquent in his characterizations of its power and wrath, but i am hesitant to even speak its name.  it is the most cruel, the most savage, the most diabolical force challenging web-based publication today… it is the “cut-and-paste.”  …and it has been sent here to destroy us.  

  • Anonymous

    Or are we both just weird together? My boyfriends have strict instructions to destroy the porn and put the vibrator away if the ever find me dead.

  • Anonymous

    I have seen so many people with moderate talent do nothing with their lives, because they were told following your dream means not settling for plan B. Mostly musicians, but some models and actresses.

    Somebody ought to tell this chick she could make it as a Sear’s catalog model, or a porn model, but that’s all. Like, I dunno, her parents?

  • Anonymous

    No one likes a smart ass.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe that attitude counted as parental leadership in your house. It wouldn’t have flown in mine. Mama’s house, Mama’s rules.

  • Anonymous

    Weight aside, while I’m sure she’s a goddess in Durango, CO, I checked out some other pictures of her, and she’s really not pretty enough to be a high fashion model. She’s pretty, but she’s just not that outstanding. Or tall/thin enough.

    Looks like she’s got what it takes to do porn though- moderately hot, no sense of boundaries, and self-esteem that’s based on her ability to make men hard (a real challenge, that).

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    See, I need to get some friends. If I died today, my family would totally end up finding all kinds of kinky and crazy shit around my house that they would just be traumatized by.

    … Perhaps it’s better that my ex kept our toy collection (even though I’m still bitter about it, it was expensive). At least they’ll be spared that.

    But the stack of porno will surely still upset my parents. That’s not going to make me get rid of it, though. :P

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    I checked those out, too. She’s very pretty, but not unique; she has no features that make her stand out (i.e. – Lara Stone’s gapped front teeth, or Linsey Wixon’s impossibly round and plump lips). She looks like every other blonde high school girl.

    That, and she often looks like she’s smelling farts in her photos. Her expression is just always so forced that she looks like she’s smirking or… smelling farts.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    They always seem to forget those important events that shape your view of them. Then they wonder why you’re such an asshole for not accepting their stupid friend request.

  • Anonymous

    If you ever need help getting that feeling out, just call me, :)

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think these photos are inappropriate. Why should anyone care? I could understand if she was under 18, but she is 18, so what is the big deal? I agree that it is taking away her right to express herself.  If you are letting the students choose which pictures to put in the yearbook, then let them choose the picture that they really feel expresses who they are. I think this is unfair censorship.

  • wyrosjr

    No, I just recall the gist of what they were about and look them back up. Mostly, I was fan of literature and some poetry. Poetry is capturing my attention again lately.

  • Anonymous

    I… uh… no. just no.

  • Anonymous

    I eventually did. What a train wreck!

  • Anonymous

    I have been a model, and an… extra? … in local ads and commercials.

  • Anonymous

    You spelled losertastic wrong!

  • Anonymous

    My mom taught me to think for myself, not what everyone else wanted me to think. Including her.
    I still had to be a good kid, though. Otherwise there was hell to pay.

  • Anonymous

    What about my friend from high school Steve Schlongsworth?

  • Anonymous

    Creepy!

  • Anonymous

    She’s pretty sobering huh? Seriously though The Soup is how I stay current on this sad crap without having to actually watch any reality or talk TV.

  • Anonymous

    Thin women can be attractive, my sister wasn’t ugly when she was just a squirt of a person. Personally, I prefer a more porn star/Fredrick’s of Hollywood body type on my ladies. That’s what I try to maintain for myself, not to thin and not to muscular. I was a size 4 in high school and now, depending on the garment, a 6 or 8. Except when I try on bridesmaid’s dresses, sigh I recently had to order a 10 to fit because of my stupid boobs.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t ever plan on letting anything drop. I have flat out told my boyfriends that I will get a breast lift the moment those start to go. Funny thing is when I was in high school all I wanted was to be able to get a reduction, now that I’m a bit bigger I want to maintain the girls the way they are.

  • LeaveMeBe

    So you looked! Pretty sad stuff, huh?

  • Anonymous

    We’re doomed.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Would you feel the same way if she were 100 pounds heavier and wearing the same outfit?  

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Selita-Banks/100002453869709 Selita Banks

    i agree. we never got to submit pictures either! plus they woukd end up taking and picking the most unflattering ones cause its more fun than lookin like a playboy magazine. wow girls nowadays 

  • Esther Whiting

    I used to be a professional model.  I mean a LEGITIMATE, runway, print, television, magazine-type model.  This pose that she has assumed is far too risque to be acceptable to any legitimate modeling agency.  And, frankly, the near nudity is overkill and that sway-back is nothing but unattractive.  If she wants to get any type of decent career off the ground, she will pay the thousands that a REAL photo portfolio costs and get interviews at legitimate agencies like Elite, Ford, or Wilhelmina.  These people will really tell her if she has any chance.  Using the school yearbook to self promote is well, gauche!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jennifer-Grotpeter/1618113467 Jennifer Grotpeter

    I had to go google Courtney Stodden and that is only the second time EVER I have looked something up only to discover there is no corresponding wikipedia page! How can she not be in wikipedia? (the other time was an underwater mountain range my kids found on google earth and wanted me to look up… did you know there is a Puke Range under the sea? Me neither.)

  • Kathryn S

    It is sad that her parents would fight for her rights to dress like a stripper for her senior picture.  It is one thing for her to appear naked or half naked for a modeling portfolio; however, it is in bad taste for a senior year book no matter how you slice it.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a mother. ‘Nuf said.

  • Anonymous
  • http://www.facebook.com/brittney.east Brittney East

    She looks like a stripper.  Now, I’ve had dancer roommates for years,  I don’t have a problem with what they do, hell I make the costumes for some. Actually, I’ve made cover ups that were more substantial then what she is wearing.  Totally inappropriate for a school photo, even if she is 18.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8841703 Bogdan Enache