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Man Accused Of Exposing Self While Trying On Maternity Bras And Dresses

January 9, 2012 at 8:10 am by  

Man Accused Of Exposing Self While Trying On Maternity Bras And DressesNorman, OK — Jeffery Don Watson, 48, was arrested earlier this month after an employee at Modern Maternity in Penn Square Mall told police he exposed himself to her as he tried on bras and dresses.

According to the victim, the bizarre incident occurred back in late December. Watson apparently needed a little help adjusting a baby bump, a prosthetic belly that replicates the shape of a woman’s stomach during different stages of pregnancy, and called the woman back to the dressing room area.

While she was presumably tending to his baby bump, he reportedly grabbed her hand, asked for her digits and suggested the two have lunch together. The woman told police she declined his most gracious offer. No word on whether she snortgiggled first.

Watson then approached the cash register with his selected items. After paying for the merchandise, he reportedly told the woman he had some additional clothing he wanted to try on and returned to the dressing room.

The woman told police Watson again asked for assistance. She claimed that when she entered the dressing room, Watson was rocking a bra and a pair of electric blue crotchless panties, his package exposed. (I was gonna RAWR! here, but gagged on the word). And though Watson repeatedly asked the woman look at him, she claims she refused to do so. She demanded that he vacate the premises.

The woman reported the incident to her district manager, who told her to call the police and file a report. Watson was arrested after the woman identified him in a photo line-up. He was charged with indecent exposure and released on $2,000 bail.

Police said Watson has several prior arrests for acts of lewdness. He is also a ‘regular’ at that particular store – the woman told police she thought Watson shopped at that store because he had a big belly.

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    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      What does the belly have to do with him shopping there? I would have assumed he had a woman (maybe even pregnant) at home, and was shopping for her. Or that he had moobs that needed some lifting, a little over the shoulder boulder holder for his fine man stance.
      But I bet that scene back in the dressing room was a freaking hilarious moment in time. Yes, I know he violated this woman by raping her eyeballs with a crotchless nightmare! But whew!!! There would have been some pointing and giggling when I whipped out my phone on his ass…..Still feel sexy dude? You’re going on Youtube here in like 5, 4, 3, 2, 1……………………………..And “Calling all costumers to the Dressing Rooms!!!”

    • Anonymous

      Ewww…..everyone knows you leave your underwear on when trying on crotchless panties (in a maternity store???) !
      ewwwwwwwww

    • Anonymous

      This guy’s face looks like one of the Down Syndrome’s operation success stories.

      I’m sorry D.S. people DO NOT deserve to be compared to this idiot. Somehow this jackass seems to me like he was screwed up mentally by his overbearing, religious zealot, prudish mother.

      Fuck him!

    • Anonymous

      The woman called her district manager first!?!

    • NY_Mommy

      I was thinking the same thing about the phone. I would have whipped it right out and started gathering ‘evidence’ as I laughed hysterically in this guys face.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

      I was thinking the same thing!
      And I know it’s her job and all but if that was me there’s no way I would be helping some creepy dude adjust a prosthetic belly … I’d find a way out of that situation!

    • LeaveMeBe

      His first mistake was thinking electric blue was a good color for his pasty self. *facepalm*

    • Anonymous

      “Snortgiggled’-lmfao.  Also, could somebody explain why crotchless maternity panties exist?  It would seem that one would wear those in order to get pregnant, not so much after the fact… 

    • Sam

      uhh…. combination of hormones and lack of mobility to whip a normal pair off quickly enough? (NOT speaking from experience btw – the thought of baby getting bumped in the nose by a one-eyed-monster (repeatedly) has always put me off… ;)

    • Anonymous

      That must have been a sight.My first clue though would be this guy in the maternity store in the first place.I can never look at electric blue the same now.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Well the baby does need an entry portal …plus those pregnant women be wanting it all the fucking time – something to do with baby pressure on the pussy … I could have went book smart on this comment,but the ole lumber jack type response seemed best.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Not me, I have hit a number of kids upside the head before they were born … hope I didn’t knock any of them lastingly silly.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Don’t you know Youtube quickly pulls shit like that.The below is a good example – I finally managed to find the video for this event,but once Youtube pulls the plug that can sometimes be impossible as they have snatched most of the upload video market.

      http://s1.zetaboards.com/Datalounge_Refugees/topic/4632478/1/  

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Apparently “everyone” does not know that.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      LOOOK AT THAT FACE PEOPLE … THAT IS THE FACE OF PERVDOM.When pedophiles die this is the face they see welcoming them to – “PERVDOM”.

    • Anonymous

      I would too.” Here let me get you someone to help you with that” Hey! “new girl”! :p

    • Anonymous

      I guess we better all just get in line :P

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      He may have had them on when he entered the store. 

    • Anonymous

      Study it real hard, Ced, cuz you are first in line :)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      LOL

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      I hear you Heather – Hey,could you do me a favor and stop massaging my ass ? If we start doing it we might lose our places.

    • Anonymous

      I hear Sydney, the yearbook teen sold him her ugly yellow skirt for $6.99

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Hater !!!

    • LuvsHorror

      They let men try on bras and panties? Guess I’m only buying the bagged kind from now on.