Madison, WI — Allow me to introduce Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. No, I’m not drunk, that’s his real name. He was arrested Thursday on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and probation violation.
According to the incident report, residents near a local park called police because of all the drinkin’ and druggin’ going on in the area. Responding officers immediately recognized Zopittybop-Bop-Bop from a past incident in which he was charged with carrying a concealed weapon, a handgun, so they got a little nervous when he stuck his hands in his pockets. That, of course, led to a search of his person and property.
Said search revealed marijuana, drug paraphernalia and a knife. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was quickly taken into custody on the aforementioned charges. No mention of a bail/bond amount.
The incident report also mentions that while enroute to the cop shop, 30-year-old Zopittybop-Bop-Bop told officers that he would eventually “Get even with them.”
Now, about that awesome name. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop used to be known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. According to his Facebook profile, he had his name legally changed in late November.
While his alleged crimes pale in comparison to some of the shit we see on a daily basis, there was no way I could pass this one up….not with that name. That said, I would totally party with this guy. Anytime.Tags: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, Drugs, paraphernalia, probation violation, Wisconsin