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North Carolina Teen Shoots, Kills Man Who Attempted Home InvasionHENDERSON, N.C. —  A North Carolina teen used a shotgun to give an uninvited guest, who had broken into his home, a few new holes to breathe out of.

Last Thursday, a 17-year-old girl called 911 to report that she was hiding in her bedroom closet while a man was banging on the front door trying to get in. She said that she and her 14-year-old brother were home alone, but that her brother was armed with a shotgun.

Her brother eventually gets on the phone with the 911 dispatcher and calmly tells her he has just shot a man who had gained entry into the home.

“I just shot the man. He came around the corner. I shot him. He broke the whole glass out,” the teen told the 911 dispatcher.

The man who received the teen’s gift of buckshot was 19-year-old Anthony Henderson Jr., and after acquiring his sucking chest wound, he stumbled outside to die on the front lawn.

As the boy and his older sister waited for police to arrive, the dispatcher asks if they are ok. ”I’m perfectly fine,” the teen replies. “But my sister is really shaken up.”

The teen also told the dispatcher that the man he shot had a gun, but police say they did not find one near Henderson’s body. Not that it mattered as North Carolina recently modified its Castle Doctrine law to allow homeowners to shoot the shit out of home intruders whether they have a weapon on them or not.

Police were able to apprehend an accomplice, 23-year-old Andrew Terry, and charge him with felony breaking and entering, conspiracy to commit breaking and entering and injury to real property. They also are searching for 20-year-old Seneca Henderson and 21-year-old Jatwaun Davis.

I’m surprised to read comments at the news article I linked to. Some are angry with the 911 dispatcher for her asking the teen to put the gun down when she was just trying ensure the teen didn’t shoot a responding deputy. Others feel the teen should have held Henderson there until police arrived instead of shooting him. To those people I give a series of dismissive wanking motions and a big, fat “fuck that guy.”

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  • Gee

    I say good for the 14 year old. There were 4  assholes trying to break in and god knows what they would have done had the succeeded.   That girl may have been raped! That boy did the right thing. Shoot to kill…. Fuck it

  • LeaveMeBe

    I second all of these emotions! *cheers*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kala-Lynn-Waters-Broccoli/646775267 Kala Lynn Waters Broccoli

    with all these stories of people breaking and entering only to be filled with lead, i hope that it gets around to the ones actually doing the breaking and entering. people should have a right to protect themselves, their families, and their property regardless if the burglar is armed or not. you may walk in, but you will fall out!

  • LeaveMeBe

    When we were in high school, a male friend of mine shot and killed an intruder in his home when his parents were away for the weekend. He woke up in the middle of the night and heard noises in the living room. Eventually the figure of a man came into his room and approached the bed, even though my friend warned him to stop and told him he had a gun. Guy didn’t listen and got perforated by buckshot all in his face, neck and chest. Dead before he hit the ground. Joe called 911 and during their examination they found the dead intruder was clutching a railroad spike in his fist. I learned an important lesson from his experience: as Gee so succintly put it, shoot to kill.

  • Anonymous

    People always want to second guess stuff like this when it happens but would have done the same thing in a similar situation. People that intrude on the sanctity of someone’s home with the intent to hurt or steal from them get absolutely no respect or sympathy from me. Serves you right fucker….

  • http://www.facebook.com/JaimeMConfer Jaime Confer

    The main thing is make sure you kill them. Police around here say shoot to kill, just make sure they fall inside your house. Too many intruders have broke in and got shot or hurt and sued the home owner. If my boxer/rot doesn’t maul you to death protecting her mommy and sissy, then my shot gun will get your ass.

  • Anonymous

    Well done, son.  You protected your sister and yourself from four criminals who would have done you both terrible harm.  You did yourself and your family proud.

    But you’ve also been through an awful experience, and I hope you take the time to sit down and talk with someone about it and sort through your thoughts in the matter. 

    You did right, but it was a dreadful right to have to do for anyone, let alone someone so young.  I hope you have someone you can sort things out with.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You are so right. My friend had a terrible time dealing with the aftermath, even though he knew logically it was the only thing he could have done.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QB4TLUQ5ZMTL4FIYGU2VS2FFA4 erica

    14 yr old did awesome! Id like to know what states dont allow you to kill an intruder whether or not they have a weapon. That is pretty fucked up and what kind of message is that sending to criminals? That they could break into someones house and the person could do nothing?

  • Anonymous

    It’s a horrible situation for two kids to be in. I am one of those people who would rather be robbed and not have to shoot anyone. I really don’t think anything I own is worth going through the mental and emotional torture of knowing that I killed someone. Still, I would shoot to kill if someone broke into my home because there is no way of telling if they are going to be reasonable and just take your stuff or harm you as well. Protecting the life and limb of myself or my family is where I draw that line.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Well sure, I mean, it makes sense to let someone take your wallet in a mugging, but a teenage girl and her little brother, and four intruders obviously going to just “take what they want”..My instinct tells me to shoot until they have more holes in them than a crack-whores crater face.

    Agree with you.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    What? No murder charge for the accomplice? I love, love, love when they do that.

    I get both sides of the debate as to whether or not these kids had the “right” to shoot the intruders, but when home invasions these days turn into crazy rapes and murders, instead of simply robberies, I’m glad that people are standing up to defend themselves. There is no reason to just wait for someone to come fucking kill you because you aren’t sure whether or not they’re armed.

    I have a peeper apparently who has been trying to look in my window lately, so I got another gun, a security door, and left him a little note on my window, warning him that I’ll shoot him, drag him inside my house, and then clean up the blood before I call the cops (…not that they would show up anyway. They didn’t even show up to take the report about said peeper… also I’m joking. I know this wouldn’t actually fly if I dragged a bleeding asshole inside my house.). I know the laws in my state and I know where he has to be in order to not be charged. Haven’t seen footprints outside my bedroom window since. :-) Let’s hope for his sake that it stays that way.

  • LeaveMeBe

    My dad always told me if this happened to be patient and let them enter so I didn’t have to drag dead weight into the house in case they fell backwards. I switched from a shotgun to a pistol at that point.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” just make sure they fall inside your house.”

    In Texas this is a NON issue,our castle law gives us the go ahead to even shoot people we catch messing with our cars.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    No one can say how afraid these children might of been. Sure the teen boy seems calm right now..But this isn’t a case where he set out that day to shoot someone. I imagine he gave warning as they were bashing in the door, and as his sister spoke to 911. This guy ignored that warning (assuming only) that there was one. Either way they had gained entry into the home, and it wasn’t for coffee and donuts…So you get what you send….

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    My Daddy told me that, too! But only because he doesn’t want to have to bail me out of jail on account of some asshole. He says just wait there on the phone with 911 (which is useless where I live), and wait until they are at least in the front door. Then empty the clip. :-)

    Honestly, I would probably call my Dad first. He’s much closer and at least he’ll actually show up. After telling him what’s up, then I’d call the cops. They’ll take forever anyway.

    I love my Dad.

  • Anonymous

    It seems recenlty though, these home invaders are there to do more then just rob. Why else would you try to rob a home knowing the occupants are still inside.Shoot to kill is what i would do, if I had to. half of these thieves are high on drugs and out of their minds to begin with.

  • Anonymous

    My dad told me the same thing when I was younger, the laws are changing in most states concerning that, dragging the person/intruder inside the house after you shot them.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Exactly. Stuff is stuff, but when you don’t know exactly what they’re after, or whether or not they’re willing to eliminate all witnesses, you need to look out for yourself and anyone else in the home with you.

  • Anonymous

    He didn’t do the wrong thing, but I still wouldn’t say good for him. No one should have to carry the weight of killing someone, even if they were in the right for doing it. Poor kid.

  • Anonymous

    I would not shoot someone stealing crap out of my shed outside. I would shoot someone that broke into my home only because I have to assume if they break in my house they intend to do me bodily harm once they find out that I am there. So I completely agree with you. I wouldn’t shoot to defend my property (as much as I hate a thief), but once they are in my home I’m not going to analyze whether they intend to do me harm. The man giving my husband his training for his conceal and carry permit also said this, “A person breaking into your home with you there intends to do you bodily harm if they find you. You should not give a warning that you have a gun. The first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off”.

  • Anonymous

    The boy was a good shot.  The thieves were morons.  Glad the the teens are still alive, and unharmed physically.

  • Anonymous

    Exactly, “Fuck that guy”, man I wish New York had a law like that, I would have loved to unload on the asshole that robbed my shed of tools a few years ago, he got caught, but only spent 6 months in county jail. would have loved to open him up a new hole in his chest.

  • Anonymous

    If he didn’t do it, he and his sister might have ended up in a grave. The lesser of two evils.
    I say get him some counseling and a mentor if he does not have one.

  • Anonymous

    Cedric, that is awesome !!  Wish New York was like that, but but were way to FUCKING liberal here for that to happen. friggin’ Quomo the homo will never let it happen, good for texas, I think I’m moving….lol

  • Anonymous

    Lucky you, we have to invite them in for dinner here in Cali and ask please don’t take anything.
    Unfortunately we continue to lose our rights here in Cali and I would leave but the job pays big $$$ so until I retire I have to put up with it.

  • Anonymous

    What a horrible experience for these kids.  I’m sure we’ll be reading a lot more of this kind of stuff in the future.  Seems breaking and entering is on the rise.  Crime has taken a noticeable uprise in our area and I know I wouldn’t hesitate to use my trusty ole 44 on someone playing sneaky sneaky in my house. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Checking for facebooks … no way to be 100 % sure on these but I am reasonably sure it’s them –

    Ejay Henderson :

    https://www.facebook.com/EJAY7991   

    I think I found 20-year-old Seneca Henderson – I thought this would be a girl at first … I would never name a boy this – no wonder he turned out bad.

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001375054303   

    Andrew Terry :

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001522122372 

    Jatwaun Davis :

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001481857568&sk=wall

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I would have done exactly as the 14 year old did – well no … I would have shot all of them … however  this is a real shame in my opinion … although grown these criminals are still basically kids themselves – they are in the same age group as my own sons – someone should have raised them better,and these guys should have known better than to be out breaking into someones home;now one of their friends is dead,and the others are in for a future of court dates and jail.Sad,sad,sad.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    So err … whats for dinner  ? … dibs on ya silverware …

  • NY_Mommy

    Yes, a big fat fuck that guy. If you choose to break into somebody’s home the you take the risk that comes with it. This boy did right by himself, his sister and his family. He should be proud. I just hope he doesn’t lose too much sleep over it.

  • NY_Mommy

    I’ll take some meatloaf with a side of your flat panel tv.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    Why are so many people always concerned about how the criminal was treated by the victim?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Mommy I am thinking that Caliboy needs to send out a video listing of all of his valuables .. I never even thought of the TV – bet he has plasma too … shit I feel cheated … the silverware may be plated … wonder what brand PC he has ? 

  • LeaveMeBe

    I understand what you’re saying and I agree. It’s horrible he was put in this position, and no telling what he may have to overcome or live with for the rest of his life for having to do this. Then again, maybe he has great coping mechanisms and lots of support and maybe he won’t be that disturbed by it for too long. I hope not, because he is a hero to his sister and family. As I stated below, my friend had a hard time at first, but as he had lots of love and support he was able to process it and go on. He doesn’t like to talk about it too much, but that’s understandable.

  • LeaveMeBe

    LOL! Remind me never to plan a burglary with you. I’d be going for all the electronics, jewelry and cash and you’d be checking the dinnerware and bed linens. *facepalm*

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I will defend my property with a thieves death if I feel it’s necessary,and for me it’s not so much the property as it is the disrespect involved in the act of breaking into my home,or vehicle.I have worked hard to buy the few things that I own in this life,and I respect other peoples property that they have likewise (I assume) worked hard for.My pistol grip shotgun has a safety,I would never own a pistol that had a manual safety though.

    Nice looking dog … I like those.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “The boy was a good shot.”

    It was a shotgun … very hard to not be a good shot with a shotgun.

  • Anonymous

    Hell that even includes the neighbors house and down the street. You remember the case of the guy on the phone with 911 while he shot those 2 kids breaking into his neighbors house? In case you dont remember or need a refresher, here you go 
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPuM_XAo2BE

  • Anonymous

    Your point?  :-)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    Good law..I love my mustang more than most friends and family.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    I care far far more about my property than a thief’s life…and I’m kind of a liberal…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    I never care about the criminal…or their families

  • Anonymous

    Good job !!

  • Anonymous

    I bet if you asked each one of them, What your were doing, was it wrong??
    Each one would say yes, I too have kids that age and they all no right from wrong and live life according to laws. These future inmates knew and proceeded to take the shortcut.

  • Anonymous

    We will have to work with you on that liberal thing, it can be cured!! :)

  • Anonymous

    Got 3 flat panels,I suppose you want the 52″ , the newest.
    And I never let my meat-loaf !!!

  • Anonymous

    2 plasmas, 2 tivo’s (fucking love tivo )

  • Anonymous

    sister in-law from Texas sent some bad ass new sheets for xmas, warm and cuddly.

  • Anonymous

    You mean the future felons?????

  • Anonymous

    point and shoot, thats all you do with a shotgun, I own 5 .

  • LeaveMeBe

    If they’re made from horny toad skin, I bet they are. ;)

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    sadly I am too poor to be Republican

  • LeaveMeBe

    NVM

  • Anonymous

    Don’t worry, I will sneak you in.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I remember that … least I think I remember that … I can’t view the video on this particular work PC – Flash Player needs to be installed and it says I don’t have admin rights – **%##@!!! I will check it out when I get home.

  • Anonymous

    It’s okay, Joshua. I’m very liberal and proud of it. I also call people out when they beat their kids in public, and write letters to prosecutors on child abuse cases to urge the toughest sentence available. Not that it works, but I’ve received three responses  :)   So we’re not all soft on crime.

  • Anonymous

    I do not blame you at all. I likewise hate a thief worse than about anything else. There was a case here a couple of years ago where a few 12-14 year old kids were breaking into a car, and the homeowner came out and shot one of them dead (I don’t remember which boy it was). Either way, whether they were 12 or 14, it’s a damn shame that they had to die for their stupidity. The guy was charged, because we don’t have a “Make my day” law that you referred to earlier (and I live in a conservative state, Califboy). We can only shoot when we feel like our lives are in immediate danger, not our property. And if you have to chase the damn kid out of your yard and shoot him in the back, well, your life was probably not in danger. I’m not defending the kids, but damn. Not to mention, I’d hate to be that guy and have to live with the fact that I shot a young kid to death to protect my CDs.

    And thanks about the dog… he’s crazy, do you want him?   ;)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    mustang ? Where do you park it ? I love those too.Never mind you don’t live in Cali or NY – you may be able to shoot me …

  • Anonymous

    Hell, he was probably in shock.

  • Anonymous

    “And I never let my meat-loaf !!!” I had to read that three times to get the joke. That’s a good one!

  • Anonymous

    Nope, those people aren’t readers, and they don’t watch the news. Word will never reach them.

  • NY_Mommy

    Damn you  **shakes fist in the air** Plasmas are no good for me. Can’t game on them, the plasma I have was exiled to the bedroom. I need LCD’s.

  • NY_Mommy

    I hope its a Mac.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kala-Lynn-Waters-Broccoli/646775267 Kala Lynn Waters Broccoli

    you do have a very good point! lol.

  • Anonymous

    Not sure you could sneak me in, I’ll be the one kicking and screaming and they’ll toss my ass right out.

  • Anonymous

    We will just tell them you are a beginner, like the last three I brought to the meetings.

  • Anonymous

    2 Mac’s , 1 ipad

  • Anonymous

    O’ya and three iphone’s

  • Anonymous

    Gotta a 3 yr old LCD, but you may have too fight the teenager for that, in her bedroom when I got my 52″, teenagers and tv can be a bitch, good luck on that.

  • Anonymous

    This is what I got for xmas, don’t watch if blood and surgery bother you – second go around, first 12 yrs ago,
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfSkOF_DAfA&list=UU8LyeJ9VKgxSJpF1Xs2jfrQ&index=15&feature=plpp_video&noredirect=1

  • BooBooKittyFuck

    No plasma hangers…EVER!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    I can’t say I really fit into any group.

    I’m pro-abortion. I’m pro-death penalty. I think I’m just pro-death. There are 7 billion people on the planet in 2012…I think a hundred years ago we weren’t even at 2 billion yet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

    Hopefully he doesn’t feel bad. If he sounded stable on the phone, maybe he had control and clear mind. I hope brother and sister are ok.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

    im still learning about Texas since i moved here, but i know about that one haha a friend of mine said “if you have to shoot suddenly & kill them, make sure you put one through the roof asap and say it was your warning shot” lol

  • Anonymous

    I have to think that you’re not pro-abortion, you’re pro-choice. I’d LIKE to think that nobody is pro-abortion. In an ideal world it wouldn’t have to happen. We all know it’s not an ideal world. As Wanda Sykes once said… women aren’t sitting around having abortion parties, or abortion showers ;)

  • Anonymous

    It wouldn’t let me reply to your last post, so this goes with the last one. You attend meetings? Like a cult or something? Do I have to say my name?  Me: “Hello, my name is Tracy, and I’m a liberal”. Group: “Hello, Tracy”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

    I have NO problem shooting to kill if I am in any situation where my kids may be harmed ijs 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

    LOL Ced you are trying to get everyone’s stuff!!  first the silverware, the mustang and now the dog   : P

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

    my mom would be pissed about blood all over the floor. lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    sadly…pro-abortion. I think there are too many people on the planet. Abortion is a necessary evil.

    China may be evil and sexist but I like that they are trying to curb their population…maybe not the way they do it…but I admire the effort.

  • Anonymous

    Ask you gun store for the bullets that won’t go thru the wall and kill your family, can’t think of the name but I have 14 of them in my loaded 9mm ready to go at any fucking time.

  • Anonymous

    As a dad, I’m getting all mushy reading your post, you are a good girl, now you may go to the freezer and get yourself a big ole bowl of ice cream.

  • Anonymous

    I’m like you, shoot the shit out of them and let god sort them out later.

  • Anonymous

    Better lock up the pussy too, you leave’m laying around and ole Ced will poke holes in them.

  • Anonymous

    See, you just might be a conservative after all, give it time, it usually changes people into them.

  • Anonymous

    Just watched a show on NATGEO, show on we have doubled in like 45 years when it took 200 years to get to 1 billion and they showed what will and is happening in 25 more years. Were are fucked people.

  • Anonymous

    Ya, its kinda like AA, you have to stand up and say”
    Hi, I’m Bob, I’m so fucking rich I gotta hide my money over seas”
    And the audience goes, awwww poor Bob.
    Once I had to admit I drove a 2 year old Benz, they just about took away my membership but I told them I was trading it in on a new one.
    Sometimes you have to join the junior club first, here – http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mancard2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/ok-ill-confess-i-watch-american-idol/&h=227&w=363&sz=43&tbnid=G67DIrI08o6ZNM:&tbnh=75&tbnw=120&zoom=1&docid=yWq2pUT8y7rxiM&sa=X&ei=HM4ET66KN4a4twfh-73QBg&ved=0CFMQ9QEwBg&dur=408

  • Anonymous

    Give me a little notice before you break in, don’t want to put any lead in you, and I want to make sure my State Farm is paid up to date. I like new shit anyways.

  • Anonymous

    Well, since I’m a chic the man-card isn’t going to work for me anyway! And if the female version of it has a picture of Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter or Michelle Bachman, you can keep it..lol.

  • NY_Mommy

    I have plenty of Tvs and I’ll pass on the phones cuz I prefer my Evo….. but I call dibs on the ipad. What will we be having for dinner? Can I make requests or would that be inappropriate?

  • Anonymous

    You had your neck operated on for Christmas?Poor guy.hope you are recovering well.

  • Anonymous

    I’ll just tell them your my date, their used to my dates kicking and screaming .

  • Anonymous

    Sometimes you got to wait a few minutes and let them bleed out, then call 911 .

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Ced.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Lena60 , it would not let me reply to your last comment, but ya had surgery, sitting up real straight now, look like this  http://free-extras.com/images/weasel-8942.htm

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “warning shot” LOL.

  • Anonymous

    The number stories coming in sets of two is always creepy..

    Another poo cake story and Im leaving the internet.

  • Anonymous

    Come to the Dark Side!   We have cookies…and pizza…and beer.  We also eat steak on Saturday nights.  

  • Anonymous

    jeeeeeesus. That’s terrifying!

  • Anonymous

    Another no brainer. Look at the stats and lack of survival of most individuals that are the victims of a home invasion especially teen girls. He did the right thing and major hand motions to those that felt he should have tried to contain the 4 guys who were breakin into his house [real probable scenario huh?] I have no sympathy for the perps or their families really, my concern is the victims. I’m think I’m being as redundant as the rash of home invasions are lately.The only thing that keeps many from crimes including violent apparently is the fear of reprisal and the more they are afraid to be carried out feet first the less are committing these types of crimes. Moral fiber seems eroded to non existent in many of these cases and excuses of bad childhoods are used instead In Tulsa recently a 50 something year old woman raising her grandkid that everyone adored was working her night shift at the local gas/go stop. two guys came up and one went in shot her in the face and killed her before she was even able to do more than look up. If they catch them their trials will go on forever

  • Anonymous

    buahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

  • Anonymous

    I couldn’t find the phone! I was sooo distraught! *sniffle!*

  • Anonymous

    Can you just give me the money?

  • Anonymous

    I always think about that! I’m cool if someone breaks in, I know what to do, but how the fuck do you get an entire body’s worth of blood out of the friggin carpet!?

  • Anonymous

    They should have stuck to takin care of their wifeys and not breaking and entering.

  • Anonymous

    Good on the boy for protecting his sister and his home. I hope his parents can get both of them the help they’re going to need.

  • Anonymous

    lol thats a cute picture. I did not know weasels were so cute.

  • Anonymous

    That actually creeped me out. that guy just wanted to shoot someone.The way he said, “your dead” after he shot that guy made me shiver.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Seneca was the name of a Roman orator and a Roman philosopher (his son).  Don’t knock the name; knock the dumbass kid.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Not on this website. 

  • Anonymous

    Get some curtains dammit! the whole neighborhood can see you :P

  • Anonymous

    I trust she rather it be the intruders blood instead of yours.

  • Anonymous

    You don’t, you get new carpet.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    The dumbass’s accomplices probably grabbed the weapon while they were fleeing the scene.  I’ll bet the 14-year-old was telling the truth.

  • Anonymous

    Something very similar happened in Tampa just a few months ago. A young teen and his older sister were both home alone on an early Sunday morning. They were both good students in high school. Their mother was at work. A young man (with whom they were acquainted) invaded their home and shot and killed both of them. I remember reading about it and wishing that the victims had been armed. Florida has both the “Castle Doctrine” and “Stand Your Ground” laws. Is was such a tragic shame.

    I am glad that there was a HAPPY ending this time. =)

  • Anonymous

    I hope the grill you cook the steaks on doesn’t get tipped, or someone’ll get decapitated.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I don’t anyone who still rocks the Tivo. I like my media streaming, at this point I only pay for the cable so I can have broadband for Netflix and Hulu.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Lol! That’s the thing though, I have curtains, and actually I never open them. Never have a reason to, I hate sunlight shining in my face; my house is already really well lit. That’s why I thought it was weird. But there were footprints in the snow leading directly to my bedroom window, like they went up to the window and tried to see in, even though the curtains are obviously closed. Maybe he knew he wouldn’t be able to see anything and was just trying to see if he could hear me masturbate or something, I don’t know. I didn’t really want to find out! So I just prepared myself and left the nasty gram on my window, hopefully it’ll be enough of a deterrent. :-)

  • Anonymous

    I would totally throw myself an abortion shower now. I could make the theme “these are all things you can afford without children” and give away Michael Kors bags as party favors. ;)

  • Anonymous

    I used to have a stalker that would sit outside my bedroom window and smoke cigarettes. I used to be able to tell if he came by while was out by the butt collection at the side of the house. The creepy part? He found out where I lived all by himself and I don’t know how. Thankfully, I had a big ass roommate who was a martial arts instructor so he never tried anything.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

    One of the many reasons I like it here!

  • Anonymous

    At this point in my life, I’m with you. After 3 kids, my husband and I are finished with raising babies. I’m locked down like Ft Knox (nothing is getting through there) and yet my doctor still feels compelled to remind me that sometimes no amount of medical intervention can stop the inevitable. Bullshit.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    See, I’m almost wishing that I had some sort of evidence like that, because for a while it was just that all the bark in the planting area under my window would be scooped into a pile, like they were trying to stand on the pile to see in the window better since it’s kind of high (but like I said, I never open the curtains, so this person is super dumb). But I could never be sure if it was actually scooped into a pile or maybe if the cat next door was just dumping in that area, so I’d rearrange the bark correctly and wait. After it snowed, I didn’t have to wait, because there were footprints.

    Now that the snow has pretty much melted in that area, I never know if he’s been there, which freaks me out. My little dogs are there alone during the day and they are pretty helpless if anyone comes in the house, so of course I worry about that. :-( I’m prepared with a game/escape plan should anyone try to break in while I’m there, but I still fear that it may be some crazy person who would hang my dogs by their entrails in my house just to traumatize me.

    Knowing that someone is obviously watching (or trying to watch) me, but not knowing what kind of person I’m dealing with really freaks me out. Honestly, I moved out of the hood to feel safer. Oddly enough, I never had to deal with this sort of thing in the hood.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Awww! Yeah, my Dad is easily the most important person in my life. Thinking about how I will have to someday be without him, honestly, gives me panic attacks and is very upsetting. :-(

    You sound like a good Daddy, though. :-)

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Exactly lyss….I think that if someone is willing to start kicking your door down to get to you, you have no idea what the intentions could be, just that they are not good intentions. And they (teens included) have every right to protect themselves from any such ill intentions.

  • Anonymous

    Is it feasible for you to put broken glass or something equally horrible under the window? The glass might not break through shoes, but I’d bet you would hear someone walking on it. Motion lights might work as well if he can’t hide in the dark he might not want to stand there. I agree it’s fucking sick to do that to someone at their own home and of course LE won’t do shit.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Well there’s dirt and bark stuff under my window, just yard shit. So the glass wouldn’t make any noise, unfortunately. My bedroom window is only feet from my front door when you’re facing the front of the house, so it’s well lit because my porch light is only about two yards away.

    I think I’m just going to go all “Death Wish” and put a board with huge ass nails in it under the window. Right outside where Pervy McPerv likes to creep, and then right inside the window in case he tries to get in. I guess if I can’t hear the glass, maybe his screams will do. :-)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Can’t view it here at work Caliboy, but gathered from you and Lena it’s neck surgery. Hope your recovery is as quick and painless as possible and that it is a success.

  • Anonymous

    I payed the extra money and got lifetime service, no monthly fees, our cable company charges $10 a month for a DVR.

  • LeaveMeBe

    My genteel and long suffering mother would just sigh and say, “CarrieAnn. Again? Next time shoot them in the kitchen on the tile.”

  • LeaveMeBe

    It’s my understanding that if shoot them directly in the heart it immediately stops pumping and very little blood gets on the carpet or anything else.

  • LeaveMeBe

    And you don’t even have to use sights and shoot! Found that out the hard way the first time I used my dad’s Snake Charmer and about broke my damn cheek bone. :D

  • Wildheart

    Well I had to look that up about Arizona because I figured we probably had one (hell you can concealed carry w/out a permit here), but wasn’t sure:

    In Arizona, we do have a “Castle Doctrine”.  It applies to a person’s residence or workplace, which may be either permanent or temporary.  The doctrine would apply not only to your permanent home, but would also apply to a hotel room that you might be temporarily treating as “home”.  In Arizona, the doctrine extends to your vehicle as well, if an attempt is being made to remove you from your vehicle by force.

    In general, the following conditions must apply if the Castle Doctrine is to be used in claiming justifiable homicide:

    - The intruder must be attempting to or have made unlawful and forcible entry into an occupied home, business or vehicle. – The occupants must have a reasonable belief that the intruder is entering with the intention of committing a felony crime such as burglary. – The occupants must have a reasonable belief that they are in danger of serious injury or death at the hands of the intruder. – The occupants must be innocent of any provocation and cannot have instigated the intrusion or initiated the event by a threat of deadly force.
    http://azccwpermit.com/?cat=5

  • Wildheart

    I <3 you!  I totally spit chewed up M&Ms all over my keyboard when I read this! :)

  • Anonymous

    Sorry about your keyboard.

  • Anonymous

    Like any good conservative, I will have to make you do naught things to get money!!

  • Anonymous

    Again, if I work hard to earn money to buy the shit I want & your fat lazy as fuck ass decides to take it from me you should KNOW that your ass can be grass.

    The damned thieves should know they could get a new hole every time they refuse to work & break into a house.

    FUCK EVERY THIEF THAT CONTINUES IN THE PATH THEY’RE IN.

  • Anonymous

    Your link to the weasel gave me a Justin Bieber pop-up.

    I live in Canada, I DON’T NEED MORE BEAVER REMINDERS!

  • Anonymous

    Secxay!

  • Anonymous

    DITTO but still worried.

  • Anonymous

    My mom’d be like *use heavy thick Puerto Rican accent*: “You better clean it up cause if I get up from this chair, you are NOT going to like it”.

  • Anonymous

    Sue THEM for a new carpet & emotional distress & shit.

  • Anonymous

    You should totally email me that note & email it to the passiveaggressivenotes dot com site.

  • Anonymous

    You really think Mommy & Daddy did their name research to name their kid something so historical!???

  • Anonymous

    I rent, so it really doesn’t bother me. I could just move.

  • Anonymous

    *takes notes*

  • Anonymous

    ooooh smartypants!

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t Senaca a, um, brand name of a laxative?