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Man Charged After Stripping, Exposing Self To Audience At Chipmunks Movie

January 4, 2012 at 1:52 am by Jaded

Chicago, IL — Edward Brown, 34, was busted last Thursday after reportedly exposing himself to a theater filled with parents and children watching “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.”

According to witnesses, about 30 minutes into the 4:00 p.m. showing, a butt nekkid Brown rose from his seat in the front row, faced the crowd of about 86 Chipmunk fans, stretched out his hands and displayed his package before returning to his seat.

A couple of police officers just happened to be patrolling nearby and Brown was taken into custody within minutes.

When questioned, Brown reportedly told officers that he had been allowed inside the movie theater for free by an unknown female who told him to take a seat in the front row, take off his clothes and wait for her, and they would have sex, smoke crack and do heroin. Great. Unknown bitch went and stole my line….

Brown is being held in the Cook County Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail, charged with three felony counts of sexual exploitation of children, aged 4, 6 and 6, one misdemeanor count of sexual exploitation of a minor aged 14, and one misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct.

The theater manager offered refunds or vouchers to another show for those who were in the theater at the time of the incident.

Tags: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, disorderly conduct, Edward Brown, Illinois, sexual exploitation of a minor

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Anonymous

I’m guessing it was probably a better show than the stupid movie.
Sam

“But, but…” *points at screen* “THEY’re not wearing any pants, either!!”
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

Had I been stuck watching this movie, I would have prayed for this guy to show up just so there would be one thing entertaining in the theater.
Prominent Prozac

This is going to be my new excuse to not take the kiddies to it.
Anonymous

LOL I was just thinking something like that. “Oh dear, we can’t take the grands to see that movie. You never know when some nekkid guy might stand up and display his package.”

I can hear my grandkids now. “Granny, why is that man showing his pee-pee?”

Granny says, “Ummm…. I think he’s getting ready to go to the bathroom.”

Grandson says, ” Well, he better hurry. Mommy says I can’t pee on a tree, OR pee in the movie.”

Granny hides a giggle and rushes grandkids out a side door.
Prominent Prozac

Yeah, but really, why the hell spend our hard earned money for the kids to be traumatized, when I have homemade porn at here that only cost about 1.50 to make.
EveryVillainIsLemons

If I were a little bit more cruel, I would say that anyone who would take their children to see such an awful movie kind of had it coming. I will agree that it was probably a LOT more entertaining than the movie itself.
BooBooKittyFuck

Because of those movies…and Scientology…Jason Lee is dead to me…
http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

Jaded, I spit out my coffee on that “faced the crowd of 86 Chipmunk fans..”
I would have given him some popcorn to wear. With that added icy cold drink splash!!
I had to wonder about his explaination for why he did this….Like was there really some evile female villian who set him up to do that??
Anonymous

That’s a pretty great pick up line..
LeaveMeBe

He failed to mention the “unknown female” was about 10 years old. Those drug-addicted sex-crazed underage Chipmunk fans will get you every time.
CT

OK, how long did this guy hang out waiting for the chick to come and get him? Yeah, I said that on purpose. But really, how many times does a chick offer to give you head during a Chipmunks movie? If it had been Glee the 3D Concert Movie I’d get it but the Chipmunks?
Gee

I am just wondering how much of this guys junk could be seen in a dark theater? What did the folks sitting around him think as he was removing his clothes? Gee has questions )
http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

I dare him to do that in “The Black Stallion,” where his cock wouldn’t be nearly as impressive.
Anonymous

unknown female who told him to take a seat in the front row, take off his clothes and wait for her, and they would have sex, smoke crack and do heroin. I got a bridge I would like to sell him….of course it’s made of lagos.
Anonymous

No, just remember the good times and the My Name is Earls.
Anonymous

Um, the movie is called Chipwrecked? Man, just, fuck is that stupid. If I was a parent and had to watch this inane drivel I would shoot myself in the head.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

Works every time….
Anonymous

Yeah, no one noticed the guy in the front row getting nekkid? I guess the movie was just that captivating… :-/
Eliza Berntsen

Or maybe there wasn’t that many people there.
Anonymous

Maybe he thought it was a chip-n-dale movie. wa wa wa
Anonymous

No one told him he was at the wrong show? The CHIPPENDALE show was somewhere else with a different audience
Anonymous

I doubt they had much time to think about it. With the right clothes, it doesn’t take that long to get nekkid.
Gee

Ha Ha ….. Good one Pete
Anonymous

Fuck THAT WAS A SHOW!

I refuse to watch those stupid Chipmunk movies.
Alvin & The Chipmunks were only cool when in cartoon in the 80′s early 90′s.
Anonymous

Because unknown peeners when only seen can cause less trauma than a family peener being inserted into a family vagina.

In other words, I’d take seeing some random guy’s dick than my dad’s while having sex with my mom.
Anonymous

I’m so glad you are “back”. Missed seeing your posts for a while.
Anonymous

what! is he a socioscientologist too???? damn
Anonymous

Jaded, if you need me to, I’ll find that bitch that stole your line and take her down for ya. She’ll be bitchwrecked.
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BooBooKittyFuck

Yup…broke my fucking heart. I love the BrodieMan…
http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

Oh, thanks…we all need vacations every now and then…I’m talking about you guys needing one from me, of course.
Anonymous

He exposed his little boy nuts to the chipmunks.
Prominent Prozac

But..I don’t have any kids..Is it okay now?
Anonymous

I like that show.
Gee

That sounds like experience??? )~
Gee

Yeah… I was thinking between the the ugly guy getting nekkid and the
stupid movie I would have been reaching for my Antenna to poke both my
eyes out
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

Whatever, Gee. You’re just wondering why there are no pics of said schlong. Don’t lie…
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R7EKXOMLBJQ6YPSBV42ZCYHQOM Andrea

Baha, full of win. I think he may have smoked the crack and done the heroine without her.. who else would think that a middle-aged peen flopping around in a theater full of kids would go over well?
Anonymous

Nothing scandalous, I assure you.
Anonymous

I think I would fall for it. My wife romanced me up with pizza pies and half gallons of E&J.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

Guys are so easy.
Anonymous

I wasn’t just easy. I was a cinch!
Gee

awww…. now if they were showing the chipmunks with schlongs that would be different. LMAO
Anonymous

Brown: (stands, and without turning around exclaims) “What kinda nuts do chipmunks like?”

Brown: (turns to the crowd in his birthday suit, and exclaims with his arms open wide) ”Deeeeez nuts b****hes!!” ..

Curtain falls on stage..

On a side note, the little theater in the town where I grew up wouldn’t have even offered refunds.. so thats pretty decent of them..