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Man Arrested In Beating Of Child Who “Ate Santa’s Cookies”

January 4, 2012 at 1:51 am by  

Man Arrested In Beating Of Child Who Ate Santas CookiesNew Castle, IN — The hunk of yuck to the left is 37-year-old William Cramer. His ugly mug is being featured here today because, according to police, he beat the snot out of a 7-year-old for sneaking a peek at his presents on Christmas Eve and for eating “Santa’s cookies.”

Neighbors told responding officers they heard the beating, and the child’s cries, at about 8 p.m. that evening. At one point the violence appeared to end, the witnesses said, but it started again after they heard Cramer scream, “I’m not done yet!”

When police made contact with Cramer, he initially claimed he and the three children inside the apartment had been asleep. He later admitted to beating the kid with a belt, adding that he had also “kicked a chair to try to get through to (the victim).”

“That’s right, I whipped his ass,” Cramer reportedly declared. “(The boy) looked at Santa’s presents and ate Santa’s cookies.”

Officers reported finding red welts “from (the boy’s) lower back to the top of his neck,” along with a small amount of blood. No word on the relationship between Cramer and the victim, but I’m gonna go with my gut here and say Cramer is mommy’s current cornholer.

Cramer was charged last week with neglect of a dependent resulting in bodily injury, a Class C felony carrying a standard four-year prison term, and battery resulting in bodily injury to a person under the age of 14, a Class D felony with a standard 18-month sentence. Bond was set at $8,500.

I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t read it with my own eyes, but this isn’t Cramer’s first go ’round with the law. Shocking, I know. His criminal record includes two convictions last year for invasion of privacy and driving while intoxicated. He has also been convicted of battery, harassment, residential entry and another DWI count. Oh, and on November 21, a warrant was issued for his arrest on charges of invasion of privacy….four counts, all felonies.

Dick…

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    • Tundratot

      Maybe I’m soft, but a kid sneaking a peek at the presents and a bite of Santa’s cookies seems pretty laughable to me.  The most it warranted would have been the change of a gift to some coal.  Really, though, welts up and down the kid’s back, and apparently a very long beating?!!  Who takes this Christmas/Santa thing too seriously?

    • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

      See at first I was trying to understand the dude. Especially since my son is do over dramatic when spankings are about to happen. “Noooo mommy, noooooo!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!” All that is done in a high pitched Final Destination type scream.

      However, when I got to the welts on the back, neck and blood all that went out of the window.

      Enjoy jail jackass. Way to ruin the boys Christmas experience.

    • Prominent Prozac

      I wonder how many beatings they got in their lifetime. Does that look like a man that ever shared a cookie? (Doesn’t to me)

    • Prominent Prozac

      Maybe he’s the demented Nw Castle Santa, and he just snapped from all the naughty list overload.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Bennett/1803988499 Shannon Bennett

      Christmas won’t be the same for that poor kid … What an ass!

    • EveryVillainIsLemons

      Newsflash, dumbass: kids do that sort of thing.  It doesn’t warrant beating a kid until he bleeds under ANY circumstances.

      And just where the fuck was Mommy when this shit was going down?

      Santa needs to bring a cinderblock to a sack to this jackass’s head for Christmas.  God knows that “Santa” gets more cookies than he needs each year.

      (Edited because the paragraph breaks always get fucked up when I post. I just didn’t catch them in time this time.)

    • Anonymous

      Asshole doesn’t look like he’s missed too many meals, much less cookies.

      If there’s an update and the mom defends this idiot, I swear I’m packing for a road trip.  Skeevy bastard.  He is the nightmare before Christmas.

    • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

      Because children behaving like children in a shocking thing.

      My sister used to very carefully unwrap and rewrap everything before Christmas. Don’t recall mom every beating her for it.

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

       My kid just about had x-ray glasses trying to stare through her gifts. That is what they are suppose to do build up the excitement. And if they didn’t want him trying to sneak a lookie see, then don’t put the presents out until the last minute.He must have really wanted to eat those cookies…Anal much fatboy?

    • LeaveMeBe

      HIs mugshot looks like it came from an episode of “When Elves Go Bad”. I’d like to beat him with a strand of outdoor lights then lock him in a pen with a pissed off reindeer.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

      ["
      four counts, all felonies"]  

      hopefully he is gone for good now? 

    • Anonymous

      [Cramer is mommy’s current cornholer]
      *vomits*

    • NY_Mommy

      What a piece of shit. If mom was at home she should be charged too.

    • Wicked Smilee

      “… invasion of privacy,…” : is that like hacking into someones facebook account, or peeping in a window with pants around your ankles? Just wondering,…

    • Anonymous

      If he’d said “ho ho ho! I’m not done yet” he woulda gotten away with it.

      Butterbean, baddaboom, up-the-butta, yucky muttafucka.

    • Anonymous

      He’s a catch, Iam sure mommy hand picked him carefully *rolls eyes* fat bastard!

    • Anonymous

      Christ, from the size of that fat bastard, that poor kid probably doesn’t get much in the way of food because there’s nothing left on the plate by the time it reaches him at the dinner table.  He probably ate Santa’s cookies out of desperation and hunger.  Not that Santa would begrudge him the cookies.

      Cramer needs to be shackled to a pole and lashed with a bullwhip until he passes out.  And when he comes to, he should hear “I’m not done yet!”  Then the lashing should commence again.  This should continue until the bastard is as broken as a cheap toy on Boxing Day.

    • Anonymous

      I used to do that too. It was like a game for me to try and get past present security for the year. My mom was usually too drunk to even notice.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      I still do that. I can’t be trusted.

    • Coyote

      Dick…

      With that bald pointy head that’s exactly what he looks like. 

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      I was wondering how he pee’d outta that thing….

    • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

      If you get a beating from eating Santa’s cookies, what do you get if you cut to the chase and eat Santa himself? Because it looks like this dude did.

    • Anonymous

      Get with the times honey. My presents mostly come from my Amazon list, so if I want to peep it’s a easy as clicking my left mouse button. I try really hard to be good though, my boyfriends can totally tell when I’m being less than honest about peeking, bastards.

    • Prominent Prozac

      It looks like this dude ate a naked mole rate..Edit..400 dozen.

    • Anonymous

      Of course it’s not this asshole’s “first run in with the law.”  It never is.  Pissed at that skank of a mother, too.

    • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

      Look on the bright side, maybe the boy got the present he wanted for Christmas, after all he did get to watch the Constitution’s blue elves take Chud away. Hopefully while chomping the last of ‘Santa’s’ cookies and waving goodbye.

      Maybe that little guy is sharper than you’d think goading Chud into being stupid to attract the blue elves, because I imagine those cookies were not earmarked for ’Santa.’ Chud wanted them cookies bad.

      Probably all not true, but its pleasant stuff to think about.

    • Anonymous

      My dick don’t look that fucked up, mines pretty compared to that “dick head” , :)

    • Anonymous

      And odds are when he gets bail he will be right back in the same home with the same kid.Fucking losers.My Mom and I had a lot of issues over her longtime boyfriend,my younger sisters father,thank God we resolved them before she passed away but that bastard made my life a living hell until I escaped at age 17 so when I read stories like this I just want to destroy something.

    • Anonymous

      Oh if anyone finds a Facebook for this pig let me know!

    • Anonymous

      This asshole didn’t beat the kid for eating “santa’s cookies”. He beat him for eating HIS cookies.

      I’m not saying whether Santa exists or doesn’t. We all know the fat bastard didn’t get to the size he’s at from SHARING his food & making sure everyone has plenty & enough to eat.

      What a modderfokin’ asshole. I meant to misspell that.

    • Prominent Prozac

      Sounds to me like you don’t think Santa is real *lip quivers*

    • Anonymous

      If he had one I’m guessing Cedric would have posted it. He’s like a Facebook detective.

    • Anonymous

      He’s guilty of child abuse because nobody simply “disciplining” a child says, “That’s right… I whipped his ass”. I can hear anyone uttering that phrase sounding a little like Gomer Pyle.

    • Anonymous

      I’m Catholic & raised in a country that’s close to the equator line. “Santa” would’ve lost 150lbs, been hospitalized for heatstroke just like his reindeer would’ve died from heatstroke too. None of the houses have chimneys & if you light a fire anywhere near your house, you are just trying to kill someone.

      Sure, Santa exists. He lives in the north pole and visits all those little Ricans & DOminicans, Cubans & Jamaicans.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      I did find one for a William Cramer in New Castle, but without a picture, I can’t say for sure it’s him. This particular Cramer did, however, claim to be a single father of three. 

    • Anonymous

      Boyfriends?  *sigh*  Are you hogging all the single men, again?

    • Anonymous

      lol@ chud, he looks like a chud.

    • Anonymous

      Technically they’re not single. ;)

    • Anonymous

      Ooooohhhhh, conjoined twins!  Kink-ah!