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Man Charged With Rape After Roommate Shoots At Mouse With HandgunTAYLORSVILLE, UT – A man in Utah proved to be one of the worst roommates ever when he decided to forgo a standard mousetrap and accidentally sent one roommate to the hospital with a hole in his chest, and sent another to jail for raping a 13-year-old girl.

Police were called to a home early Tuesday morning on a call of an accidental shooting. Once there they found a man suffering from a bullet wound to the chest. The 28-year-old had been accidentally shot by his 27-year-old roommate who had used a 9mm handgun to shoot at a mouse in the kitchen. The bullet had passed through the kitchen wall and hit the man while he was in the bathroom.

The wounded roommate was taken to the hospital in critical condition but later upgraded to stable. Police said alcohol played a role in the dumbassery. Normally the story would end there and it would have been a pretty good one, but there was one other idiot in the home doing something stupid that night.

When police performed a search of the home, they found some 13-year-old jailbait hiding in a basement closet. She told police she had sneaked out of her house to come see another man who lived at the home, 34-year-old Paul Daniel Kunzler. She told them she had been seeing Kunzler for four months and that they met each other through a mutual friend.

Kunzler was taken to jail and charged with two counts of rape of a child, three counts of sodomy of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child.

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  • Anonymous

    And this is why I live alone.

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad the dude with the holed chest is doing good.

    Is it wrong of me to think that he had to take that shot for the team for the little girl that wants to be a big girl to get saved?

  • Anonymous

    If those are your legs in the avatar… you won’t be for long.

  • Prominent Prozac

    I hope that girl got condoms instead of coal..God damn.

  • Prominent Prozac

    …Yeah, you don’t want to find yourself in a sticky situation like this one..

    …Better then being low-balled on the rent too…

    …Balls.

  • Anonymous

    I read this a few days ago Morid. I was thinking of sending this story to you it,s so chalk full of fuck-uppedness.On a happy note, the mouse got away.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

    yea, someone deserved to suffer if they knew what was going on. and if they didn’t know, he earned some serious brownie points from karma-hopefully

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I like mine played with – gently – that is … my balls I mean … possibly should have left this for the one who loves to play with balls though …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Who is “Morid” Lena ?
    (Smile).

  • Prominent Prozac

    I like to play with balls..Only I have a fee..I like balls…but I love money.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Guy # 1 thought that he had invented a “better” mouse trap.Guy # 2 just wanted to take a shit.Guy # 3 was “babysitting” a friend … I’m sure the sex thing is a-l-l a misunderstanding.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Sounds fair to me.

  • Prominent Prozac

    Guy 1) Needs to discover a cat. Guy 2) Needs to learn to cover his ass better Guy 3) Needs to discover all of the above.

  • Anonymous

    I too was picturing him sitting on the toilet with literature in his hand when he got plugged.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I think we can work something out.

  • Anonymous

    He took it for a mouse….ahhhh, the greater good.

  • Prominent Prozac

    As a sex deprived female..I accept…(I also accept all credit cards and cash)

  • Anonymous

    Can I blow on them?

  • Anonymous

    Haha plugged lol

  • Iceberg

    Hey that mouse is a hero in my book!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Do I get a discount for consecutive purchases?

  • Anonymous

    Ok Ced, I fixed it.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Bullet+Mouse= Overkill…what a pussy this guy was…But with it the truth came to the light and THAT is a good thing…Go Mighty Mouse!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Mine too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1111040088 Kelly Durbin

    Wow really?!

  • Anonymous

    What are the odds of this even being repeated and does the guy with the gun owe both his roommates an apology or just the one who was shot?

    BTW… Mice run on the ground. The guy who was shot was in the bathroom. Did the shooter shoot into the wall by accident or was the wounded guy laying on the floor of the bathroom -OR- was the mouse on the kitchen counter? We may never know.

  • Anonymous

    Oh Lord! Well, I wasn’t picturing that – until NOW! Thanks for the mental picture. I am already deathly afraid of rodents. Now I might be afraid of reading on the toilet! o-O

  • Anonymous

    Read at your own risk. LOL.

  • Anonymous

    Those are my legs… At 5’9″, there’s plenty of them. Unfortunately though, they tend to attract vertically challenged men who are looking to climb them…

  • Anonymous

    I’m a little offended that you didn’t come to the expert…

  • Anonymous

    Maybe we should team up… I have yet to turn my skills into profit, perhaps you could mentor me?

  • JustBrowsingLife

    I was going to ask..
    Just how tall the mouse was… Guy shot in chest? Too bad pervy perversion didn’t get the bullet in the old sphincter.

  • Anonymous

    Years ago living in a trailer in the country we had a rat.My husband and son left out a bag of Cheetos on the counter and waited.When he came out to take the bait they shot him(fortunately with a pellet gun).They managed to kill him but there was blood all over my counter and my ironing board.He did clean my counter with bleach(several times) but he ended up having to buy me a new ironing board.Apparent;y shooting rodents in the house is a guy thing.

  • Anonymous

    Well I am a sissy and don’t keep a gun for fear of harming myself or another innocent person.

    Apparently for some men and women this is not the case in 2011 or [that is the inclusive or] 2010 and so at least for the next few years we can be sure that DD will be around:

    The record for a single year was set just last year, when the FBI reported that 14,409,616 background checks were requested. In 2011 that figure will top 16 million. FBI spokesman Steve Fischer said just 1.3% of background checks result in denial of a weapon.
    With a week left in December, the FBI said the monthly record has already been broken, and that was only set last month when 1,534,414 background checks were requested from the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS).”

    BTW most people who get gun permits buy multiple guns.

  • http://www.facebook.com/troyaof Troy Olsen

    You gotta find us 6’4 guys! We are out there and always looking for the 5’8+ women! :) PS as JGo said, Nice legs.

  • Anonymous

    A pellet gun I could see — but a 9mm is just (wait for it)

    overkill.

    –Al
     

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nita0311 Nita Rodriguez

    yeaaaah sorry for what happened to the guy…but real talk…I’D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAUGHTER if she EVER had the nerve to sneak out …get caught wit a 34yr old man…only to be brought home by police…hell no..bitch grounded all summer long and them welps on that ass should be a reminder as to why she’s grounded. Fuckin grown ass men and women fucking these lil kids is fucking disgusting..!!!

  • Anonymous

    How you doin’? Haha :)

    With my favorite heels on, I’m about 6’2″, and I’ve convinced myself that guys taller than that are a myth… lol. Should I ever see you in public, don’t be offended if I stare haha. But thanks for appreciating my legs, they’re the best ones I’ve got :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Edward-Richtofen/100002131970646 Edward Richtofen

    your face is hidden because why? does it look like a can of smashed tomatoes?Is your waffle blue?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    nice … long legs,and plays with balls … tell me more …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Every now an then someone like you wonders into this site … but when everyone stares at them they leave.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Hells YES !!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    With legs like that please don’t be offended.
    “HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I will never understand how some people can enjoy reading while sitting on a toilet,it always seems to stink in there.My goal is usually to get in quickly,do my business,flush,clean myself overly well,and get the fuck out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Mice don’t just run on the ground,and they are very smart creatures – this particular one out smarted a dumb ass human.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Apparent;y shooting rodents in the house is a guy thing.”

    No,it’s not … and neither is having “rodents” in the house.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” Well I am a sissy and don’t keep a gun for fear of harming myself or another innocent person.”

    I keep guns because one-day I just know someone is going to fuck up.

    “BTW most people who get gun permits buy multiple guns.

    “Very true – I do because I believe in having the right tool for the right job.

  • Anonymous

    This is all true. No one could make this shit up!

  • Anonymous

    My face is hidden because this is an internet forum full of creepy strangers (like you), and I must say that if your first thought upon seeing a set of legs like that is a ‘blue waffle,’ you either have a naaaasty history with women, or none at all, and I’m leaning toward the latter.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I keep guns because of fellow human beings who are stupid.

    I keep crossbows for the zombie apocalypse.

  • Anonymous

    “Worst roomate” or “Superman?”  Boo on the shooting of the one roommate but BooYA on getting the child rapist caught!

  • Anonymous

    Good idea Cedric can I listen in?

  • Anonymous

    Low balls, high balls who cares lets just play.

  • Anonymous

    Would you take a trade? Whats your best price and how many miles on it? I require a compression check and medical certificate . What is the red line on your RPM indicator? Do you smile if it is cash?