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Husband Pimping Wife On Craigslist Gets Shot By ClientJoliet, IL — Michael Noll, 31, reportedly pimps his wife, Koren F. Noll, 23, to support their heroin addiction. Police allege that he recently decided increase his return-on-investment by robbing one of her prospective clients after she arranged a liaison with him through Craigslist. As clever as all of this sounds, what could possibly go wrong? Let’s see…

According to police, last Thursday night, James E. Wenberg, 35, contacted Korin Noll through the “back room” area of Craigslist and exchanged text messages to have her come to his house. Koren Noll arrived and “began negotiating a price for a sexual favor,” police said.

After Wenberg paid her the agreed amount, Noll reportedly used Wenberg’s cell phone to contact “a girlfriend” waiting in her car, but the “girlfriend” did not answer. Noll then allegedly told Wenberg that she was going to go outside to “speak with her ‘girlfriend’ and retrieve an outfit.”

Wenberg reportedly became suspicious and demanded she return his money before leaving. Police said that Wenberg first kept her from leaving but, after Korin Noll tried to give him a shot of pepper spray, Wenberg let her keep the money and told her to leave. According to Wenberg, she did and he locked the door behind her.

Police said that moments later, Wenberg observed what he thought was “someone trying to kick his front door open.” Wenberg – described by police as a ‘registered gun owner’ – retrieved a 12-gauge shotgun and used it to fire one shot as the door was being forced open.

Deputies responding to a break-in call from Wenberg repoortedly found the front door ripped off the hinges. The person attempting to break down the door was not to be found.

Meanwhile… on the other side of the island…

Koren and Michael Noll soon turned up at a local hospital with Michael Noll suffering a less-than-superficial gunshot wound to the back.

“Michael Noll had suffered a gunshot wound to the back with potential spinal damage,” police said. Michael Noll would be airlifted to a more capable trauma center where he is listed in stable condition. Police would interrupt his treatment to take this priceless keepsake photo. There is no evidence to suggest that he has just been administered a rectal thermometer with the girth and texture of a pretzel rod, but his eyes betray him…

Interestingly, earlier this month Koren Noll was arrested and charged with prostitution and her husband Michael Noll charged with promoting prostitution. This reportedly after she allowed police to use her prostitution business in a sting operation. The police must really not like you if they arrest you after you help them with their sting.

For this incident, Koren Noll was charged with prostitution and felony burglary and theft. Michael Noll was charged with residential burglary, vandalism and criminal trespass. At last report, they were both being held in county jail in lieu of $250,000 bail each.

The homeowner/client, Wenberg, who has a valid firearm owner’s identification card, was questioned by police and released. Sources said he is not expected to face any charges.

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  • Anonymous

    Technically it is illegal to solicit prostitution, but I guess this guy kinda learned his lesson. I wonder how long it will be before he goes looking for Craigslist tail again?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    he should have shot the girl too…

  • Anonymous

    It isn’t real love until you can cheat openly & deliberatedly & they still love you & take you back…

    This MIGHT be rock bottom for him… she hasn’t gotten there yet.

  • Anonymous

    Well, well, well, craigslist clientel, what could possibly go wrong.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

    The customer should be arrested too.  The whole thing wouldn’t have happened if not for his text, soliciting her to come to his house.  Plus, it’s illegal.  Totally bogus!

  • wyrosjr

    What is this valid firearms owners id card? We have no such thing here.

  • Andrew Petrie

    I agree completely. Furthermore, he should be arrested for not killing Noll and costing the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars for healthcare.

    Seriously, I hope dude has learned his lesson. Quit being so lazy and pick up a woman from the local bar for sex. Dang…the internet has made us so lazy.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    It’s not cheating if she’s being pimped out for heroin. Fucked up maybe…but it’s not cheating.

  • Anonymous

    Amazing and i though craigslist stopped this shit

  • Anonymous

    Well, as scuzzy as they are, at least they weren’t pimping out a child. 

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I don’t think it’s cheating of it’s known and agreed upon by both parties.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I know right?! What happened to the old pastime of picking up hookers on the stroll? Craigslist? Lazy bums.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I did as well.

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    They’re grown, if they want to buy and sell vag it’s not my business. I’d rather it be via Craigslist then on a main road where my children can see them.

    My issue is with the attempted robbery. Selling the hootinany is one thing but theft…well, that’s just WRONG.

  • Athena

    Agreed.  In fact, if we legalized and regulated it, this kind of thing (and all other crime associated with prostitution) would become much more rare.  

  • Iceberg

    I like how you think, true indeed.

  • Anonymous

    @Morbid WHERE IS THE “THIS IS SAID WITH SARCASM” button!!????

  • Athena

    Hey, this story didn’t come out of Nevada, right? :P

  • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

    The photo of that dude IS priceless.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

    LOL Is there a law against being a crappy shot?

  • Anonymous

    It would also be a taxable job, not to mention the benefits of freeing up police resources to go after real criminals.

  • Anonymous

    Illinois.  In order to own a firearm one must play “Mother may I” with the state.

    –Al

  • Coyote

    They seem so perfect for each other; I wonder how long this blissful marriage will last.

  • LeaveMeBe

    This is one of the funniest mugshots I have ever seen, not so much because of how he looks but because you can see his rounded buttock over his right shoulder! Seriously, how many times do you see an actual ass when you look at a mugshot?

  • wyrosjr

    Clear violation of the 2nd amendment.

  • Pyncky

    “back room” of Craigslist?

  • Andrew Petrie

    Every time I look at a mugshot, I see an ass. :p

  • Anonymous

    It looks like he’s realizing that all that time keeping his pimp hand strong is gonna be wasted if he has to ask his bitches (or perhaps just his bitch) to bend down to wheelchair level for him to use it.

  • Anonymous

    You know, sarcasm aside, I think they really would be a cute couple if they weren’t  so messed up…Heroine is a powerful drug.

  • Bulletproof

    “There is no evidence to suggest that he has just been administered a rectal thermometer with the girth and texture of a pretzel rod, but his eyes betray him…” <— This would have been way more funny if I was NOT eating pretzels right now. blech…

  • Anonymous

    oh.  you mean funny for *you*, bp…

  • Bulletproof

    Exactly! It was actually damn funny, However due a little too much tequila last night, my barfometer is very sensitive today. Envisioning the crunchy, delicious pretzel I was biting into at that moment up that skuzzo’s ass made my stomach turn like a Tilt-o-Whirl. Damn you tequila!!! Dammmmmmmmmn you!!

  • Anonymous

    i was referring to the humor of your circumstance and not what i wrote originally.  i was too brief, though.   

    a comedian i once saw said that you could go anywhere – including a tokyo subway platform – say the word “tequila” loudly, and at at least one person will put their hand to their stomach and say “oooooh, tequila.”  

  • Anonymous

    Hey Morbid I have heard NC repealed the law about you having to shoot someone in your house vs shooting them through the door.  Is this true cause it would certainly make me feel better about shooting a worthless pc of crap that deserved it anyway.

  • Anonymous

    Years ago I knew a woman who’s husband would pimp her out and didn’t care that she didn’t want to and that she hated & resented it. He was awful towards her. (She did eventually leave him.) Of course, she was better at surviving than he was because she’d been through traumas multiple times in her life. She appeared more “together” than he did, but for her, it was just because she’d had so much experience that left her no choice but to seem as together as possible.. I remember her saying she couldn’t do the prostitution thing without getting high each time because it was an awful, degrading experience that she positively hated and that she would’ve freaked out and angered her husband otherwise. (The men probably would’ve never guessed all this about her.) Fortunately, when she was away from her husband, she was able to stop and felt so much better. 

    That’s one way I learned to not judge situations too much before really learning the whole story.

  • Koren Noll

    Wow really? Maybe people should interview me to see what REALLY happened…