Man Arrested For Breaking Into Home To Return Stolen Undies

I’ve never understood the panties fetish… you’d think the guy would just get on the net and use it for what it’s made for anyway.

*Mental note, got it.

If a really hot chick stood in front of you wearing a sexy skirt and reached under it a slipped off her panties and handed them to you and walked away into the bedroom,  and assuming you are a male, you would under stand. Or if you were at a quiet restaurant and she shuffled on her side of the table at the end of the meal and leaned over and handed you something and whispered, I will see you at my place at 6 right?

he carries his voter registration card with him?!?  that’s weird…

What?  I always leave a copy of my birth certificate behind when I break into houses.  Doesn’t everyone?

I love a man who can launder. <3

I like mine story better thou !!!

No…the fact that you hang out on the D’D makes you weird.

Owww, here’s your knife back.  

I was so glad to see posts today. I’m stuck at the office till 5 and it’s nice to have the entertainment. 

Posting may be a little sporadic through the holidays, but once we’re into 2012, shit should be back on track. 

I’ll take what I can get and like it.

Me too.

When it resulted in a call to the cops, my first thought was that she must’ve discovered he returned them unwashed.  Cad.

Wait, “don’t call the cops” but he gives his voter’s card!??

“Merry Christmas Baby” (Hanson’s version from “Snowed In”)

Break!
Ooh oh! Break In!

Break in to return your underwear.

I was low on Christmas, I’ma break into your house.
I was low on cash flow, I’ma break into your house.
Oh yeah.
I’ma pilfer all your belongings, and make a mess while I’m around.

Feelin’ mighty horny yo! I gotta woody trapped in corduroys.
Oh yeah!
Feelin’ mighty raunchy yo! I’ma fap it to your granny underoos oh!
I gotta get home for this, so I can take more than an hour or so.

Oh!
What is with the feelin’ of guilt? Is it the panties?
I’ll make a pretty lady happy & return her belonging. oh!

I’ll return before Christmas, I’ll be her nice surprise
She won’t know who broke in, then return her Victoria.

Merry Christmas girl! Merry Christmas!

I’ll return the panties before Christmas. I won’t use Tide; they’ll smell like you.
Fuck, I just had to get caught, don’t call the cops, be nice.
Please don’t call the cops, I’m leaving here’s my voter’s card.

Fair enough. It’s these social differences that are so intriguing. Not all ladies are so thorough though. I had a girlfriend who was notorious for loosing various ID’s. She tried to give a cop her Sam’s Club card once during a traffic stop cause she didn’t have her license. It was probably mean, but I laughed my ass off in the car while it was happening. Thankfully the officer had a sense of humor.

i hope that – after the laughter had subsided – you took the opportunity to explain to your friend that a sam’s club card is only considered a legal form of identification within state of arkansas.

For that crime he would deserve probation at the very least.

Maybe his voter registration card was stuck to the condom he was carrying. Wait….that didn’t come out quite right. Ewwww!

Is anyone else wondering if he has successfully returned them before he got caught? And where do you think he was planing to leave them? 

Thanks Bd you too. I liked your limerick.

At least that is an excuse. She was stone cold sober.

Don’t quit your day job, but hey it works , and you had some hard rhyming to do there.

If I was that girl , first I’d throw out all of my panties and anything else he might have touched or looked at with lust in his eye. Maybe burning would be the best. Then I’d move!! Quickly! To the top floor of an apartment with three locks on the door, a security system and, hopefully, a mean little old lady as landlord. I’ve heard many times these guys start out with something like this, and then move on to more brazen perversion. By the way ” Oh police officer I was RETURNING her panties”??? Best story he could come up with by the seat of his pants. Or by the seat of her panties? You just know he was coming to get a fresh batch.

Panty fetishes are a man thing.  How many women do we know that huff their man’s underwear?? Or maybe women just don’t admit to it.  I admit to NEVER sniffing underwear. UGH!

I guess it may not take a genius to decide he wanted to be caught by handing out so many keys to do so.

Yes! but only once.

How about a condom in case you should become acquainted with a DD lady?

We already have the best this world can give us. Its called Dreamin Demon.

Dude’s breaking into chick’s house to give pilfered undies back after doing God-knows what to them. He got on the Weird train long time before the voter registration card. 

Me smell crazy libertarian guy who wants to vote but hates being numbered by The Man or whatever. I mean, its in Bozeman. I grew up in those parts, Gallatin Pass and environs are gorgeous places and Bozeman is actually pretty hip little town. 

But there’s a lot of nuts on the trees in that forest if you know what I mean. Might even rename the place Mt. Florida but maybe that’s going too far.