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Man Arrested For Child Porn After Falling Asleep At McDonald’s

December 16, 2011 at 10:24 am by Knoxxxious

Corydon, IN - An Indiana photographer, well known for snapping pics at school sporting events and selling prints to parents, has been arrested on child pornography charges.

Stephen J. Brockman, (a rough) 48-years-old and pictured here with a second mouth where his chin should be, was possibly so wiped from inhaling fat and cheese that he decided to take a snooze at McDonald’s on November 14th. Imagine for a second being overweight and out of shape enough that eating gets you winded. It’s harder than this guy’s arteries. I managed to imagine it and I got diabetes.

Before going night-night sitting upright, Brockman should have closed his laptop computer, but he didn’t. Instead, he left it open for a passing pedestrian policeman to peep. As he walked behind Brockman, the officer noticed the images displayed on the computer looked an awful lot like naked children. A subsequent investigation of the seized computer revealed this to be true. Investigators do not believe Brockman took any of the illegal photos himself.

Another point of interest is that Brockman was a substitute teacher for a short period of time and that he was let go after some bad evaluations. One of these involved a female teacher who he made ‘feel uncomfortable.’

For his alleged crimes, Brockman faces a hefty nine counts of possession of child pornography. These charges carry the weight of a class D felony. No doubt he appreciates the gravity of the situation. If found guilty, he’ll likely face a plump sentence. Despite this, Brockman is currently free ~~Willy~~ on bail. Apparently the judicial system doesn’t feel like he’ll be running anywhere. At all. Ever.

Tags: Child Pornography, Crime, Indiana, laptop, McDonalds, Steven Brockman

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http://www.facebook.com/Nita0311 Nita Rodriguez

Epic Fail…this should be on “Worlds Dumbest Pedophiles” ..this fuckin looser disgusts me!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebecca-Garcia/100000746322144 Rebecca Garcia

oh, you stupid, fat perv.

great write-up, dude : )
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4FPT55L4K6NIG5XNVM3PA66GYY Kristen

@knoxxxious, your awesomeness is blinding
http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

‘
passing pedestrian policeman’ try saying that fast three times lol

Seriously though they think he didn’t take them? A professional photographer? I guess it’s possible because he would no doubt know others, but still…..I would be doing a lot more investigating on this sick motherfucker.

I don’t mind sharing this, I have a particular hatred for these people being abused as s child myself., if it were my choice I would kill them all in the sickest and slowest possible way
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

This guy is wrong on some many levels … that I am going to give him a pass – he’s not even fun for me to poke at he’s so fucked up.
Anonymous

Great write -up again knoxxious, you have a way with words. lol
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002640507254 Knoxxxious

I want that on my tombstone, for the record.

Thanks
Anonymous

He looks like he would be a pedo.I bet he left a hefty oily stain where he was sitting at MCDs.ewww!
Anonymous

Oh good oogly moogly Knoxxxious, that second paragraph made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes. Thank god I can cover it with a coughing fit at work. How does a person let themselves get like that?
Anonymous

I wonder how he made the teacher feel uncomfortable and how that HR document got into the hands of the press.

How many years can you get for a Class D Felony? And does Class D stand for dumber than a rock?
Anonymous

McDonalds again huh. Love all of the puns there too Kno X X X ious! You never disappoint!
Anonymous

This comment did, in fact, make me spit out my delicious sausage, egg and cheese bagel! I should know better than to eat while reading the comments section on D’D!Q
Anonymous

Sorry .
Anonymous

Aside from the whole child porn thing this article really made my morning. LOL
Anonymous

Another fuck that *REALLY* irritates me as someone that’s trying to be a photographer. *sigh*
EveryVillainIsLemons

Maybe he was planning on eating them.
Anonymous

Really?
http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

That was a great thread to end my reading before work on Knoxxxious!
This guy was so fat, to much physical activity was not an option for him to molest only to look at someone elses handy work. Glad to know he was to fucking stupid to stay awake through it too!
Anonymous

That look on his face says, “Yeah, I just froze Han Solo in carbonite. What’cha gonna do about it?”
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

ewwww
Anonymous

after reading this and knowing he is caught, all I can say is “I’m loving it”!

great as always Knoxxxious
Lethal_Tongue

He should’ve went to Burger King…There he could’ve had it his way…
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TQLUHRWAN7ZBKSAE7FKDVHBKSM Christina

getting more publicity than burger king is good, but not this type. crazy people seriously gravitate to mcdonalds. it’s being proven EVERY DAMN DAY.
Anonymous

lol. Dude has two mouths.
Anonymous

Jesus…again with the retarded perverts. I wouldn’t look at REGULAR porn in public, or even soft-core nude shots for that matter.

If it weren’t for his size, you’d think he’d have trouble feeding himself, being that stupid.
Anonymous

He was in her line of vision.
Anonymous

“Apparently the judicial system doesn’t feel like he’ll be running anywhere. At all. Ever.”

I laughed so hard I got dizzy. I love you, @Knoxxxious:disqus
EveryVillainIsLemons

Before someone thinks I’m a fat hater, I’m fat, too…but I still have a neck.
Anonymous

The headline will read “Fat Pervert Gets Handcuffs With His Happy Meal.”
Anonymous

lmao bd.Hopefully he will get a MCnightstick to his MCdome.
Anonymous

Unfortunately I think that is how many, not all, workplace complaints work: the reporter is a bit of an asshole who meets another asshole at work… and these are the jerks who make real claims difficult to prove.
kymberlyn

Don’t forget about the crazies that gravitate to walmart too..
Anonymous

”Imagine for a second being overweight and out of shape enough that eating gets you winded. It’s harder than this guy’s arteries. I managed to imagine it and I got diabetes.”
I think I lol’ed this whole article. Thanks Knoxxxious- you always make an unpleasant story funny somehow
Anonymous

Yep, that was just wrong, that comment. I feel yucky having read it.
http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

I bet you can prove the General Theory watching Mercury’s light bend around that massive Googlechin.
http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

From the photo I would surmise somewhere in the topography of his folds is stashed a McRib sandwich for ‘later.’

Shake him (with a forklift) and I wager McNuggets come raining out.
http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

Too bad the sorry sack is safe because even in prison no one’s tapping that. Dahmer turns that shit down.
Canuck Gramz

Knoxxious, best write up ever!! Had to read out loud to my hubby because he wanted to know why I was giggling and snorting.

” You know you’re having a bad day when:” But this guy DESERVED a bad day. Hope he has many more bad days and that they smash his computer ( after removing the evidence) Sitting in freakin McDonalds looking at kiddy porn!! The only worse place would be church!!
Canuck Gramz

We’ll definitely take up donations for it. I’ve already requested ” I told you I was sick” for mine.
Canuck Gramz

That should not have made me laugh but it did. The whole mind picture was awesome.
Anonymous

He does seem to have that John Wayne Gacy thing going on, doesn’t he?
Anonymous

i wouldn’t be too sure about that bro. Remember Deliverence?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002640507254 Knoxxxious

Brilliant
http://twitter.com/AnonZappa Lady Zappa

This guy looks like the result of Patton Oswald waking up one day and saying fuck it.
Sick bastard!
Anonymous

Aww, you can lay a guilt trip just like my own dear late grandma. <3
Anonymous

We haven’t seen the Grimace lately. Could this be him without the purple suit?

All pedos should be forced to eat this shit until they die of intestinal parasites, which usually takes about 3 days.
Anonymous

There are some stupid pervy f-ckups but this one takes the cake. You go into a public restaurant (where kids would be, naturally) and fall sleep after stuffing your face on maybe Happy Meals, only to be caught with not your pants down but your laptop open. His future is clear.. If the cororany doesn’t do him in, maybe Bubba Basic training for McD pervs will take care of it. And they won’t let him eat the cake.

I hate pervs. I really do.
http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

Yeah, nice write up Knoxxxious. Its easy to spice up mayhem and murder, but you take even the pathetic and make it entertaining. That’s talent!
Anonymous

*Standing ovation* @Knoxxxious:disqus you deserve it for a great write up.
Anonymous

As I stuff myself with delicious all beef hot dogs I wish he chokes on one.

At least he didn’t take any of the pics himself.

Is this Porky Pig’s evil twin?????
Anonymous

How does he wax his gherkin? Surely he daydreams about doing anything to anyone since he hasn’t seen his peener since 7-11 came out with The Big Gulp.
Anonymous

“…the topography of his folds…”

Killer!
Anonymous

We don’t hate fat people. We hate FAT PAEDOPHILES.
Anonymous

There’s a McEwwD in every WalMart to top it off.
Anonymous

“…until they die of intestinal parasites…” that or explosive diahrrea. It still takes about 3 days.
Chad Gamez

his alma mater
Anonymous

Why don’t you put Polly’s pecker to work on some of theses guys peckers. I could say more but it would get to corny and get pecked on.
EveryVillainIsLemons

And fat baby beaters and baby starvers, too.

I was just clarifying before somebody accused me of hating fat people in general.

That being said, he probably could have attracted kids by painting himself red and offering them Kool-Aid.
Wicked Smilee

“… pictured here with a second mouth where his chin should be,…”
All I saw was some buttcheeks under his mouth.
Anonymous

At least viewing it in church would be funny. Doubly so when the priest wakes him up to request copies of the files instead of calling police.
shannie

I would just be scared if there was a show called “Worlds Smartest Pedophiles” ….:S
Anonymous

He probably fell into a diabetic coma-too many mcdonald land cookies put him to sleep. Divine intervention perhaps.
Perp Walk Fan

Never take your kiddie porn out in public if you have sleep apnea.
Anonymous

it should be obknoxxxious douchebag. your douchebaggery knows no limits. i can’t believe you would be offended because you are a slovw turtle, with no editing skills. obknoxxxious douchebag!
http://soundclick.com/paypal/?bandid=1007210 Kotti KaDotti

HE SHOULD BE (S.O.S) SHOT ON SIGHT!
(what the hell they taking him to jail for that’s a waste of time and money!)
http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

Ummmm. I eat McD’s sitting on the toilet. NOTHING takes 3 days for me.
LeaveMeBe

No you’re not.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Hannah-ODonnell/100000562995054 Hannah O’Donnell

Lmfao!!! It may sound harsh but I’m loving the fat jokes on this one
Anonymous

free Willy…BAWAHAHAHAHA!