Woman Accused Of Having Sex With Teen Relative On Thanksgiving

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The Ninja Gaiden reference brought back memories of my childhood. Not the humping relatives part though. Just the Ninja Gaiden.

There were some comments that led me to believe this was her nephew, but that I could not confirm it for the article.

Um, yikes……she had to have been hit on the damn head to sleep with her fereaken nephew, Christ what did he do that was so fucking sexy? Tell her she was purty? Show her how far he could spit or pop his pimples, or how loud  he could fart…..

I wouldn’t pat this kid on the back or cry for him. He fucked his aunt. He should be mocked.

I think it’s a damn shame that a “grown” woman takes advantage of a kid with raging hormones. If the sexes were switched, and she consented, it would be more appalling to people. 

Tell me guys, are you offended that “making love” is reserved for women and “fucking” is reserved for guys? Is your first time supposed to be “special” or “over with as young as possible”?

Lock this Ho-Bag up immediately,not merely sleeping with a child,but her brother – WTF ? (And I know the story doesn’t say that it was her brother,but still …) So Knoxxxious is that actually her in the pic ? Or did you post a random ?Those are some really nice breasts – I mean a really nice smile.

lol how? It’s a genuine question. Society has taken the whole thing and made it sexist imo. What do you think?

I agree with your main point (first sentence) … speaking for myself though – sometimes I “Fuck”,and sometimes I “make love”,just depends on my,and the woman’s mood at the time.I really had no idea that to some people fucking,and making love were “reserved” for certain genders.As for your “first time” question it would be nice if it was special,however with most people I don’t believe it actually happens that way.

I guess this woman gets a pass cause she’s a hot retarded chick and really likes Thanksgiving…

Knoxxxious…gross.:(  Hot chick and warm hole + brain injury + Aunt, never = Boner time….
Come on? Really?  Eww. lol

As a female, I correct my bitches when they use the term “make love”. 99.8% of the time we’re just fucking and I make that QUITE clear.

My first time was when I ran away from home, found the first person I knew who would be awake and could pick me up, and had an excruciatingly painful drunken hookup. I don’t know how popping some cherries could ever be special – it was over an hour of being physically torn apart!

I agree with you Joshua.

Aunt-tapping on Turkey day….fucking or loving? As she would say, ‘that’s a hard one!’

i once watched this lifetime movie about a woman who had a car accident and as a result was screwing anyone and everyone, her parents walked in on her having sex with her uncle.

god damn, i miss lifetime movies!

If you’re older when you lose it, it doesn’t hurt as much. At least, that’s what I was told, and it lines up with my experience.

I may have not understood at first what you were getting at. At first I thought you had your labia in a bunch about something. Now I’m thinking you’re just paying too much attention to society.
Society is faulty; laws and morals vary from region to region, religion to religion, etc.. It’s hard to see the truth sometimes, I know; if I took everything I saw and heard to heart I would stay away from relationships for fear that all women are whores. To pin ‘making love’ on women only and ‘fucking’ on men is dangerous. The fact is both sexes do both things. Sometimes you eat greasy, nasty Burger King to quiet an urge and other times you savor a fine meal.

For your virginity question, I almost wish I had waited longer. I get men and women that just want to have some fun… as long as no one’s getting hurt and everyone’s safe and honest, who cares? For me, though, I’ve never liked walking in deep footsteps. Any hunter can shoot a squirrel, very few can take down a mountain lion with nothing but some chewing gum and a rubber band. In other words, I like a challenge. I’ve also found that, for me, it’s far more rewarding and enjoyable within a relationship.

That answer your question?

What ever it takes dude.

Why would I want to argue with her????

Yuck. I don’t think I could ever fuck someone whose ass I used to wipe. 

How is it that at first read I laugh and then suddenly want to barf.  Thanks Knoxxxious.

Did you wipe when you were through?

Now that is what I call a real thanksgiving.

Hot as hell and a romantic? *swoon*…..I am in love.

Dude!! Any and every time is special and as you get along in life they get fewer and farther in between. Savor every encounter one day they will stop.

Her actions suck. Yes, Yes good idea . I will keep that in mind.

Ugh…I just threw up in my mouth a little…..I have a 15 year old nephew.  While I can’t say I would never appreciate the form of a fine older (17-19) teenage boy, I can definitely say it would NOT be my nephew.

I can see that. I just made the mistake of losing it to a 6’5″ German dude who went for way too long for me to handle. I do make people wait now if I actually like them. It’s a clear sign of a doomed date if I fuck within the first few weeks.

Oh ok, so you are insinuating that I am a moronic feminist who is trying to troll my way into popularity? You are completely missing the point, dear Ced.

We always tend to wonder what was in the teen’s head while it was going on; as this isn’t the first time this has happened. When we start to wonder, we start to ask questions. We start to compare. In my high school, all the guys were trying to get laid first and bullied virgins. So I wanted to know: how does that, in any way, skew guys’ thoughts about the first time?
There was nothing feminist about my question. I stated that she took advantage of him. Obviously, I don’t condone what she did. 

people are just fucked “up”

get in line there… rawr

Excuse me … but you are a sex maniac – having a heart beat is supposed to turn you on … here listen to mine … 

Best ending to anything I’ve ever read here.

I’m acknowledging that I misread.

Fuck society.

This is why you’re my online boyfriend. Hey, Sugar!

maybe in those “special communities”. you know where your cousin is also your ex..? LOL

I don’t think anyone thought you a “feminist” for your question – at first read it just looked like a “trap”.We men are used to “trap” questions from you women.At first glance these questions seem innocent enough,then you answer one honestly,without thinking it through and – BLAM !!! All Hell breaks loose,and it has absolutely nothing to do with the woman being a “feminist”most of the time,it has more (from a man’s perspective) to do with your being a woman period.Example of a typical,non feminist trap question ” Honey,do these pants make me look fat ?” Now the husband may well think that the pants are in fact being brutalized by his wife’s figure,but if he is smart he will respond otherwise – ” No honey,you look great in those pants.”  

Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson.

Let me introduce myself formally, so you can better decifer my question. I am a 24 yr old married, mother of two girls. I reak of sarcasm and crass humor.  When I say “I am one of the guys”, I mean that I love sports, drinking and fucking women. Don’t worry about me asking “trap” questions, I would never. Especially one about my appearance, my husband is 100% secure in telling me: “Babe, you look fucked up. I’ll watch the kids so you can change”

*sigh* that’s love for ya.
LMFAO

Mop handle.

His father’s reaction…fap, fap, fap?

You call fucking retarded relatives “real”…jeez.. :/

Right on point. I used to never wait because, well, I suck at waiting and I just don’t want to. I still don’t want to, but I learned to exert that self-control stuff I’ve heard about. That’s when I found that I just had to wait for those ones that I actually saw potential in, those who may stick around for a while. But, sometimes I can just tell someone will be a great fuck and a horrible partner so might as well get some while the going’s good.

Allow me to introduce myself..

man you are slow! i read about this 1 month ago widk.com. get with the program or get lost…turtle boy!

Horrible date to McDonald’s sometime?

At least to the parking lot..

If this story were about a man and his 15 yr old niece, people would be horrified…But since it’s a woman and a 15 yr old boy____________________________…

Bullshit. Any age of consent law over the age of 14 is ridiculous regardless of gender. And I’m a goddamned feminist. (It’s not an insult.)As for the incest bit, it’s horrifying should there be a close familial relationship between the two, otherwise it’s only a hypothetical ‘shouldn’t't.’

And you’re related to her how? You’re not? *game show buzzer* Denied.

You don’t say …

Santa Claus will get more than milk and cookies at her house. Of course I don’t know how she will handle some one with a huge red bag full of pop corn balls.

 Cedric you are still horrified? You should close the bible and smoke a joint and stare at those boobs. In a short time your hat rack will take over your thought processing.

With boobs like that who cares about souls?

You are! You look like a parrot. Although I am envious of your pecker.

I’d be horrified and disgusted if I wasn’t too busy wishing I’d had a hot, insane aunt (or cousin, or whatever) when I was a teenager.

Well didn’t Jesus preach forgiveness? Guess not. Where’s mah gift?

I suspect quite a few of us men recall being that age and know we’d probably go for it.  Or did go for it in some manner..

Sure, it’s a sexist double standard.  Still true though.

“making love” is a myth created by literature. Anything that involves humping, groaning and possibly (hopefully) lubed up assholes is not “romance”. Romance is what leads up to the fucking, and helps some women gloss over the fact they had some guy’s piss-tube in their mouth/vag/exc. Sure, you can fuck someone you are in love with, and it makes it all the better because it’s not awkward, but its still fucking. And there is nothing wrong with this. This statement should not make me any more feminine or masculine. It is just… human. Not even specifically human… mammal.

That being said, it’s probably a bad idea when your hot, busty, mentally luke-warm aunt grabs your crotch for you to do anything other than try to distract her with something shiny and make a run for it, quietly suffer the rest of the extremely awkward family get-together, and then bleach your skin till you feel clean again.

No way she’s ginger. I have been inspecting that pic for a good 10 minutes now, and i can tell you 100% there aren’t even any hairs on those boobs.

lol…I’m not a feminist and I think the age of consent should be 16. If an adult sleeps with a 14 year old (regardless of the gender of either party) the adult needs to be in jail.

No way, Rebecca is right. If you can’t answer your sig honestly, then you need to figure out why. If either one of my boyfriends let me walk out of the house looking like a train wreck I would be more upset than if they had had just told the truth. It sucks to hear that you need to change, but I would rather know it came from someone’s heart to my face and not behind my back from some snot at a party. 

I hate VURP! Almost as much as FOOP!

lol@ some of these response. I’m saying no matter how you look at it, its a form of child abuse, child rape, child anything since he’s under 16. Further more if this was a fat ugly uncle or aunt you all would have been enraged by now. Wrong is wrong folks!

You make a valid,although funny comment;but I am not “15″,and part of the reason that I am “horrified” has to do with the fact that most likely Amanda would not fuck any of us,because we are all grown and legal.

Don’t sweat it, Ced. Pretty sure this is the same dummy that threw barely-coherent insults at me on facebook, then made a fake (tribute) profile with my name and posted some not so nice words with it. Fame is awesome.

A new account with two comments on the activity log? Ignore it. Good to know you’sd stick up for me in an internet fight, though.

I had a couple Aunts,and some hot cousins,but I never seriously wanted to fuck them – they are FAMILY – that’s just WRONG.

Hicusdicus, the centurion in life of Brian. Monty python movie.Definition: A silly person. One can not get any sillier than I am.

Good morning Sam.
What exactly  is “anal bleaching” ? 

You inspected that picture for ten minutes! Its been several days now and I am still inspecting it.

I doubt her motives involved any thing intellectual.

Charge him with what? An orgasmic dream come true or doing what your elder tells you to do.  He was an obedient nephew what more could one ask.

yea i think its 16 here in Mass too

Don’t let the Mohawk throw you off. There is a brain under it.

From my experiences, raising two daughters and remembering what it meant to be a teenage male, I think that most girls use sex to get love.  Boys use love to get sex. The sex drive in the male peaks at about 18. For women it peaks much later, past 30 I have read. Which I find unfair since at 18 you know nothing about life but at 30 you should.

I lost my virginity at 15 with my 14 year old girlfriend. If I knew then what I know now I would have waited.

LOVE IT!

I don’t know about you man..You keep referring to your “little man”…sounds like a good excuse to validate you thinking that Fucking Your Retarded Aunt is valid cause she’s hot….maybe not, I usually think those kinds of posts are funny, but you’re comes off as creepy…If I’m wrong sorry..but I just get you’re attempt of humor to be coming from a real place and shit..

Example

I find it sick any guy man or boy would fantasize about nailing their retarded aunt, unless of course they are with a brain injury as well…

Labia, Is that the Latin word for pea coat sleeve.

Souls are made for walking. Boobs have an entirely different use.

You need to take your complaint to god. He is the one that designed man with a second head with built in brain injury.

Where I live divorcing your wife will not change the fact that she is still your sister.

sigh that’s true I come off a little  conservative sometimes. I’ll be honest…I am an atheist…but I’m a really uptight one.

Only you would require an example. Were you a nun in another life.

Oh really snail. A stiff prick has no conscience and when it is no longer stiff it gets dementia.

Cedric, please we don’t need to go there. Humping your hot retarded aunt is one thing but bleaching one’s anal area is something that should never happen or even be mentioned.

Just think Joshua according to the Christians we are both going to hell. See you there, I’ll bring the pot you bring the beer. Maybe the retarded aunt will be there.

All the fun people will be there.

Personally I’ve always wanted to try Purgatory. I think it’s a better fit for me. Hanging out with other people not quite evil enough for hell but not so good they’re a fucking douchebag about it.

Or Limbo…Limbo might be a nice cool play to chill out…

Yes, they are for feeding babies.

Wah, Wah, Wah, Waaaaaaaahh. Feed me.

I love the fact that my husband will tell me the truth. “What the hell is going on with that outfit?” Sure, for about 2 seconds my feelings may be hurt but then I realize that he just saved me from myself and I’m alright with that.

Well if you insist. Yes I would. But before you chastise me again, I am adopted and have no know known living relatives. So I am ready to gitter done. According to science we all genetically came from the same mother. So you have been humping a distant relative. Shame on you.

Not always.

Works for me…

I believe that insults to DreaminDemon, to its writers, and to its readers to be the sincerest form of flattery. Hell, in this holiday season I need some one to pray for my soul and I can’t be the only one!

Speaking of the holiday season… Boy will be busy with the all the Christmas murders, holiday shopping felonies, and DUI weird deaths. May God have mercy on your soul!!!  ;)

Doubtful. This just looks like a site’s attempt to get free advertising off a much better site. 

You missed the point of the “Example”…No, I wasn’t a nun, I was the Pope.

Can I borrow your so cool hat? The one that looks like a dildo cover.

Past life, dude. You don’t get to bring it with you for the next one.  duh

Are you trying to tell me that all those Hollywood stars who claim to have been somebody else in a previous life are wrong? How dare you !!!!!

Cedric the proper answer is gosh honey you need to take your pants off so I can see the difference. Oh yeah  Absolutely magnificent.

I was kidding of course.  if I don’t like what my woman is wearing I take off all her clothes and have sex with her.  When we are done she either can’t find her outfit or finds that I have thrown it into a little ball in the corner and it is now wrinkled.  Works everytime.

If only she was missing all of her teeth…sigh.  I think it has something to do with thinking she is really easy.

It injured her mouth.

Shit, bet are are glad it wasn’t a dog or sheep or another boy!

Wow!  never thought of that. I do think I would be more inclined to gag the baby or just leave on the next flight to hell. At least in hell you won’t have to worry about finding a way to lite up your joint.

How about starting with a double suicide and the sooner the better.

Who? Where? Quick, point. Wait, my zipper is stuck. The one my wife stitched across my mouth.

Not sure what that’s supposed mean…wtf dude?

She used her mouth also? Awesome. That 15 year old will never suffer from repressed memories.

There is nothing like home schooling. It could raise ones intellectual hardness and perverted tendencies.

Or all three.

Shh! I don’t want Michael to ever change.

I knew what you meant…just wanted to see you type it out more clearly…and I just wish if you were gonna tell me to kill myself so you can “have fun with me”, you could be more clever, and not try so hard to be “shocking” or “a total dickless  old freak” who obviously is looking for a fight..go back to wanting more hormones so you can get a semi erection to slap around, then you can remember what it’s like being a dude or whatever you were bitching about the other day..how about you just stay away from replying to me, and I will most kindly do the same.:)

Is that your law or the states? heheheheheh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sHaICT4jI0&feature=related
Merry Xmas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I <3 you.

Just the description of this is hilarious. Al though that is so awkward……….

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Just look at her figure and tell me when you stop dribbling that you would say no to her face. Or anywhere else.