Montgomery County, TX – Amanda Billiris, 23, was arrested after relatives caught her getting her turkey stuffed by a 15 year-old relative on Thanksgiving. Nice.
If you’re not slinging hot yogurt all over your monitor yet, you’ll be happy-in-the-pants to know that Billiris was a big fan of riding motorcycles. In fact, she apparently suffered a head injury in a 2009 crash that left her in critical condition.
Whether or not her incestuous and sexy adventure has anything to do with her injuries is unknown. What is known, however, is that the thought of her having the mental capacity of a snow cone and a sex drive that couldn’t wait is making me harder than level 6-2 of Ninja Gaiden.
For this little incident, Billiris is facing a sexual assault of a child charge, which is second-degree felony. For this she looking at 2-20 years in girl-jail and possibly a fine of $10,000.
These stories always open up the double-standard debate: some people would pat this kid on the back while others would cry for him. While I understand both sides, I have to say that at 15 I would’ve willingly accepted anything warm and wet (all the better if it didn’t require a microwave to get there) regardless of who it was attached to.Tags: Amanda Billiris, Crime, Incest, Rape, Texas, Thanksgiving