Florida Hunter Shot After Dog Bumped Into Rifle

Ehhhh, this was a bulldog, not a pit.  The one bulldog I can think of who was in the news for mauling something was that skankwhore’s bulldog in Hollyweird (the skankwhore who was dating Lindsay Lohan).  That bulldog mauled another dog to death in the hallway of their apartment buildings.  Companion Bulldogs normally maul other dogs of their size or smaller, as they aren’t pits/don’t have the kind of movement capability as pits do (they’re awkwardly top-heavy, so they can be kicked off of you/toppled easy if they attack a human).*

BUT I will wait with you for the third story (and there’s bound to be one).  Maybe next time it’ll be a chihuahua.

*I was double-checking the news and every headline that contained something about a “bulldog attack” meant American bulldog.  The ones I was talking about are ~English~ bulldogs, including skankwhore’s.  Now I’m wonder if the guy in this story here had an American or English bulldog.  The American ones often get mistaken (by those who do not know dogs at all) for “pit bulls”. Whether it’s an AmBull or an English bull, it does make a pretty big difference re: when they attack humans.

I know you didn’t directly, but you did say this:  ”I’m starting to suspect that these stories have less to do with careless gun owners and their loaded firearms and more to do with dogs becoming aware of the negative press they receive when they maul someone to death”…and the majority of the dogs featured here (well, in general as well) with the negative press they’ve received from mauling people to death are pits.  

Ultimately in this case here it doesn’t matter what the breed of the dog was, really…he *shot* his owner, LOL.

I was trying to help people out who may have forgotten they just read he underwent surgery, but fine, I fixed it. Way to ruin it for everyone, @facebook-815150531:disqus . Now how will readers ever know he was rushed to to the hospital for surgery rushed to the hospital for surgery?  

A whole bunch of pits that were raised incorrectly, bit someone & then were put down are rejoycing in their graves for their canine fellows are avenging their deaths.

So it was a bulldog. Let’s hear the stupid Nancy Grace say that it was a Pitbull in her next show.

Your personal observation – “dogs…simply switched tactics” – is priceless.

They’re smarter than one would think – and clearly smarter than their owners.  Pits are particularly intelligent.

Maybe they are switching tactics.

I’m wondering if this is the beginning of Planet of the Dogs… If these hunter dogs start breeding the human race could be in grave danger D:

I’m loving the image of dogs of gun owners everywhere telepathically willing them to ‘leave the safety safety off safety off yea it’s loaded but don’t worry it’ll be fine yea put it there on the seat no not that way point it there yea yea yea now just sit there aaaaand…. OOH! SQUIRREL!’

I do like these dogs though.

That would be the cutest movie ever. I would totally watch Planet of the Dogs.

For some reason it seems funny that you said “my female boxer dog” as opposed to “my female boxer” as if we might think you were talking about some female slave you own that happens to be a professional boxer. 

I didn’t sleep much last night.

I hope he did that before you married him.

Hey,I’m not sure why – but if you look at the dog’s pic,then read your comment – it’s pretty fucking funny.

“His hunting partner of 25 years.”  Wow, that is one very old dog!!