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Houston, TX – Aida Hillen, 58, has been arrested after police say she hit a high school student with her car, tossed a religious pamphlet out of her window and drove off.

The incident happened October 14 around 5PM. Police say Hillen was driving near Milby High School when she struck a student. The student told police he was knocked to the ground by Hillen’s car. He reportedly told police that Hillen stopped, rolled down her window and asked if he was “okay.”

But when he said “no,” the student said Hillen tossed a Christian booklet at him and left the scene.

Another student who witnessed this reportedly ran after the car trying to flag Hillen down, but Hillen just waved “bye” at him and kept driving. That person wrote her license plate number down on his arm and called 911. The victim was treated and released, but a few days later had to go to the emergency room with chest pains – reportedly for bruised ribs.

Investigators said the student identified Hillen in a photo array that included her driver’s license picture. Police said Hillen admitted to being in the area that day, but she denied hitting anyone with her vehicle.

Hillen is charged with failure to stop and render aid. She is sentenced to hell.

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  • Jodie Martin

    I was once standing in the pouring down rain while waiting for the bus.  A woman stopped and handed me a rickety umbrella and said, “Jesus wants you to have this.”  

  • guillotinegirl

    How thoughtful. She gave him a religious pamphlet to read in the hopes his immortal soul would be saved in case he died from his injuries.

    My grandpa used to have tons of those pamphlets when I was growing up. I especially liked the ones with titles like ‘Catholic Church Backed By Communists.’

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Woman Hits Boy With Car, Tosses Christian Booklet, Leaves Scene”

    Haven’t read this story yet,but the headline makes me think the suspect was just another Pagan out to discredit Christians.

    OK … just read the story – apparently Aida Hillen had a bad case of IDGAF ( I Don’t Give A Fuck) that day.Maybe she’s really not the dumb Bitch she seems though – maybe she’s on drugs,or is in the beginning stages of Alzheimer’s Disease … then again maybe she is the dumb,old BITCH she seems …

  • Anonymous

    That sounds like a nice thing to do, rickety or not!  Heck, she coulda run you over, then tossed the umbrella at your body…  =/

  • CT

    Years ago I was driving with my mother and I was trying to pull out of a tricky spot so I asked my mother if anyone was coming down the street.  Apparently a car with a religious vanity plate on the front was coming and she said – “Hold on a minute — Jesus is coming.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Catholic Church Backed By Communists”

    WTF ?

    I’m Catholic,this is news to me … but we Catholic’s will save Commi Bastards right along with the next Pagan Heathen’s soul – if possible.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002640507254 Knoxxxious

    “She is sentenced to hell.”

    I don’t usually laugh out loud, but when I do, it’s because of something one of us wrote. Well done.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I remember when I was a teen walking/and waiting on a Bus (happened more than once)after a heavy rain;a couple times Evil Mother Fuckers veered their cars towards the curb,where the water had pooled,hitting the settled water and hurling a big fucking wave onto my ass;then the fuckers would drive on and I would stand there soaked,and steaming behind them imagining their laughter as they drove away.Oh the joys of not having your first car yet … in the years since I started driving I have had the opportunity numerous times now to do this exact same thing to other random people,but I have resisted the temptation,because I know this is not something Jesus would do.I would love to find and punch out the fuckers that did this to me though – Jesus would just have to understand that one.

  • Anonymous

    She’s taking evangelism to all an all-time low.  Talk about giving the church a bad name.  She forgave herself, so Jesus must have forgiven her, right? Right.  So she was devinely justified in driving away from a hit and run?  If it wasn’t so stupid, I’d laugh.  Shit, she’s sentenced to hell.  Maybe I’ll laugh anyway.

  • Anonymous

    That is awesome. I love reading the Chick Tracks, they are so absolutely fucked up. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe she thought that since he said he was not okay, he could read the pamphlet and pray away the pain.

  • Anonymous

    I assume this bitch is the asshole one that will knock on your fucking door at 8am on Saturdays relentlessly to hand you those fucking pamphlets. I HATE THEM FUCKERS!!!

    I’m putting up a sign in my door that says: “Absolutely NO  Solicitors OR RELIGIOUS groups”.

    I’m already going to hell for being Catholic. I’m saving some time by not opening the door to their “Christ”.

  • Anonymous

    Think of what you just said and add snowy, cold slushy water to that on a cold/melting day & that’s what happened to me last week. The speeding motherfucker never bated an eye towards me while I was surely delivering a newspaper to his fucking house. Thank God I saw him coming/speed & was actually behind my car so the fucker never got me.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t forget that it’s ONLY possible if they’re not gays…

    Like Jesus really cared if you take it up the ass or not.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    My grandmother once told me I was going to burn in hell for being an atheist. I responded that I would be glad to go to hell because an eternity in heaven with her would be the true hell.

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    The Bible is woefully absent of advice on what to do after hitting someone with a car.  How can we expect her to know what to do?  I give her a pass.

  • LeaveMeBe

    WWJD?

  • NY_Mommy

    This is the exact hypocritical religious shit that pisses me off. So she hits a kid with her car and when she sees he’s not okay she tosses a pamphlet at him like it’s some kind of cure. Then lies to police about the whole thing. Wow, how very religious of her. WWJD? On her spare time I bet she pushes those same magically healing pamphlets onto people in an attempt to recruit them into her bs hypocritical religion.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Oh shit, I drive around with one hundred of these little books in the backseat of my car….and throw them out at all kinds of things…Drive in front of me slowly in the passing lane with your blinker on and NEVER turn, as soon as I get a chance to pass you, you are getting a Christian book to the windsheild…Steal my parking space…Christian Book to the tires, and so on…:D

  • Anonymous

    Best comeback ever. Did she smack you in the mouth for “talking back” (telling her the truth)?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think Jesus has room to criticize; he hang out with twelve guys. Perhaps he was just rebelling and God really does hate gays.

  • Anonymous

    “Christian book to the windsheild”

    I don’t why, but that was FRICKEN funny.

  • Anonymous

    The woman who hit the boy with her car needs the Christian booklet far worse than anybody she is going to come across in her lifetime.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    We haven’t talked in 6 years. My grandmother’s last words to me were “well fuck you”. Not that this disagreement was the cause.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    Sweet Jeebus as if throwing a pamphlet at the kid was gonna heal his busted ribs! Those pamphlets are absolutely hilarious lol I mean I know they are supposed to strike fear into the hearts of non believers but even as an 8 y/o I would just crack up reading those damn things!

  • Anonymous

    My husband is a Heathen.  They don’t tend to spend their time trying to pin crimes on Christians.  Christians do that just fine without any help.  

    So, just to review, you think it’s possible that a Heathen would have had a sack full of tracts on the off chance that they’d nearly kill someone and then BAM! Ready made indictment of the Abrahamic creed.  This notion makes almost less sense than Catholicism.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe it’s under “chariot.”

  • Anonymous

    They apparently haven’t been helping.

  • Sam

    “What’s that, you need help? Oh no, hon, you’re mistaken – it’s not me who does the saving, it’s Jesus. Here, check the literature.”

  • Anonymous

    Fuck you? Well, if I remember my CCD that is not how you get into heaven. I should know, I failed my CCD class and had to retake it so my mom would feel all warm that she made me make my confirmation.

  • Anonymous

    I love those things. I really dug the ones that got handed out at Halloween with the satanist witches. Truly some of the greatest literature of our time.

  • Anonymous

    ?How can you be so sure Jesus would not have done t? What if it was a bunch of atheists standing next to the puddle.

  • Anonymous

    The Catholic church is the only true communist society that has ever worked and that was with god and the collection plates help.

  • Anonymous

    At least it would help over population. Maybe that is the reason we have so many turds in the government.

  • Anonymous

    I did not realize god hated gay people, does he want all of us to be morose?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think any self respecting heathen would be carrying around Jesus literature. If they did it would be for rolling joints and they sure would not throw that away.

  • Anonymous

    Catholicism makes a lot of sense if you are a pedophile priest or don’t want to work for a living.

  • Anonymous

    If Jesus is coming does that mean their lawn is about to be mowed?

  • Anonymous

    I have a thousand foot long driveway. It gives me time to draw a bead on the Jehovah witless ness.

  • Anonymous

    Can you  imagine spending an eternity surrounded by born again Christians?

  • Anonymous

    What, so you confirm that it was all nonsense.

  • Anonymous

    I think it says that after hitting with car then hit with bible. If it does not say that yet it soon will.

  • Anonymous

    Ask for a ride.

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t  that what the bible teaches?

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if there is a official church blessed Christian gun with a high cap magazine?

  • Anonymous

    Did you read them while hanging upside down?

  • Anonymous

    The only time I carried around christian literature was when I removed all the religious pamphlets from the lobby of a hospital and replaced them with “Who Will Be Eaten First” Cthulhu tracts.  And I only carried them until I found a trashcan outside.

  • Anonymous

    Ah, Jehova’s Witnesses.  I almost miss them now that they’ve stopped coming to my door.  My favorite response to whether or not I’ve accepted Jesus was something along the lines of “No, but I’ve kissed the signet ring of Ba’al, sworn to the service of Nyarlathotep, and like to burn pentagrams into my house-pets with a curling iron.  I’d offer you a seat, but the couch is currently covered in goats blood.”

  • Anonymous

    If there is a God who knows what he hates? I’ve certainly been told enough times that he does.

  • Lucy Van Pelt

    I hope it was a Chick tract, at least.

  • Lucy Van Pelt

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL oops sorry kid not my will but Thine to leave you, here have some literature while you lie there

  • Anonymous

    I carried around a Jews for Jesus pamphlet for awhile. Because it was Jews for Jesus. I mean, come on. Just looking at it made me laugh and laugh! Good times.

  • fratdawgg23

    Wonder why the loving, gracious jeebus-fan wasn’t arrested. The police/prosecutor are remiss in their duties for not arresting her forthwith. The victim identified her and there was an additional witness who chased after her, though she did wave back. Must have run out of jeebus magazines.

  • fratdawgg23

    How about an AA-12 military full-auto shotgun? WWJD: empty the magazine of course.

  • Canuck Gramz

    I have some suggestions what you can put in his newspaper next time. The plan also requires leaving it in front of his door, setting it on fire, ringing the doorbell and running.

  • Canuck Gramz

    My mom is obssessed with those things!! She used to send them to me in her parcels and they always made me mad. And I’m a Christian.

  • Canuck Gramz

    Kniption ROFL @ “She is sentenced to hell.” Totally made my day!!

  • Canuck Gramz

    Adding IDGAF to my list of important abbreviations.

  • Canuck Gramz

    We had some regular Jehovah’s Witnesses. Didn’t mind them too much ( hey when you live in the country any company is welcome) They followed us when we moved to town. They came to the door one day and hubby answered . They looked at our bookshelf full of Bibles and religious books and made a comment something like ” You’re obviously a religious man”. Next time they came we had our huge pentagram candle on top of the bookshelf. Hubby is a Wiccan and I am a Christian and we get along famously. We just confuse the hell out of everyone else.

  • Canuck Gramz

    That’ll teach em!

  • Anonymous

    I think they are a comedy goldmine. 

  • Tanya Mobley

    So funny….lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1111040088 Kelly Durbin

    Christian Book to the tires LOL

  • BrizeeGyrl

    One random soggy wet day you should miss on his paper!!! Ha ,now THAT would be funny!!! He’d be clueless because I’m sure that you aren’t the only one that he’s left super-soaked!!!