Woman Accused Of Pouring Boiling Water On Sleeping Ex-Husband

Oh the last line of that story…..Good job way to make a stomach turn!!!

Ichi The Killer movie reference?  (last line)  Nice.  :) 

It’s generally not a good idea to start a new relationship while sharing a home with an ex.

Just sayin’.

I hope she gets life in prison, and I hope he survives and heals as completely as possible.

I know burns hurt like hell, but I bet he’s grateful she didn’t slash off his chimichanga. I guess even crazy bitches think it’s too cliche.

EDITED: Disregard last sentence. Apparently I didn’t see all of today’s stories.

“waking up in the middle of the night to find my ex standing at the foot
of the bed in a tattered wedding dress, screaming “You were supposed to
be MINE!” as she cut her nipples off with a straight-razor.”

I don’t know why this made me smile – but it did.

” You already know by small hints in the article like – “Because of his injuries, the man was unable to speak” – that this guy is going to be seriously FUCKED UP for the remainder of his life.

“I know burns hurt like hell”

Apparently you don’t know the half of it – it’s more than the physical pain part,sounds like this Bitch disfigured him,by throwing the water on his head;she was trying to kill the poor Bastard.

Everyone always tells you the dangers of drinking and driving, but no one EVER warned me about drinking and showering.

After my last final in college ever, I had no intention of doing anything besides drinking myself into a coma. I stepped into the shower with a bottle of Jack in one hand, ready to shower with the other. The Jack started to slip out of my hand and I quickly dove down to try to save it, forgetting that a fresh razor was in the other hand and sliced part of my nipple off.

At the time I was more upset about the tragic loss of Jack than my nipple, especially since walking to the liquor store, braless, bleeding through your your nipple onto your shirt is frowned upon ’round these parts.

Sorry that happened to you  … your story made me cringe a little …

Isn’t just best not to share a home with your ex period.

I was actually pretty amused by it at the time, I would lose my nuts if I got mad every time I fucked up my own life. My roommates fed me more drinks with the stipulation that I never speak of it again to them.

There is a reason for the saying that “you can’t date your ex”.

You have nuts? No wonder losing a nipple didn’t other you.

If the nip was lost and gone forever I would’ve had a heart attack! Gotta keep those ta-ta’s well decorated.

“What woman hasn’t fantasized about this on some level?” Scary stuff there. I’ve never fantasized about some kind of physical hurt to a former love interest. I can sort of remember a few hate filled looks I’ve gotten from ex’s. Why you women so crazy?

Oh my God I have to go curl up in a ball and cry.I have never had the thought of slicing my nipple off before.Now I’m afraid to shower.

So if she was waiting for him to get off work was she hiding in a closet somewhere?Then did she sneak into the kitchen to boil water as he slept?that is one vicious bitch!

Hot water-tee hee

That’s my girl! hehe

Dang it you just had to. I shoulda read ahead. Good story. Would spice up any family dinner!

I told my hubby yesterday that if he ever fooled around on me, I’d break his legs and the legs of his girlfriend. He kinda squeaked out ” What? You’d kill me for having an affair?” And I said “Oh no honey. I’d never kill you!! I love you. What a thing to say” I’d never hurt him – he’s a sweetie and the best hubby I’ve had. But I like to mess with his head a little now and then.

I think it’s because I knew the story was fantasy … in real life we all know the ex would have cut off Morbid’s penis with some poultry scissors.

That’s just an excuse,not unlike saying that some of “us” men made you gay;some of “you” women need to own up to your own actions and stop giving false credit.

She was a EX that means she had no sole RIGHT to him,and he should have been able to date who ever he pleased;plus a person is not a PET,or a SLAVE – so it’s not like she OWNED him anyway.

Just don’t hold your razor and liquor at the same time. DON’T DO IT!!

I tell my darling husband that I hope his girlfriend has a lovely place to live because if he ever steps out on me, I will be living in our home and he will be paying the mortgage and pretty much every other bill out there.  Money talks. 

When it turned out that Herman Cain had a 13 year “fling” my husband said – yeah, that most likely would be a deal breaker – I said – MOST LIKELY???  think again, buddy.

She gets an A in creativity, anyway. 

She’ll have a nice long vacation, courtesy of the state, to reflect on what she did wrong.  If I had a name like Jesusa Ursonal, I’d probably resort to violence too.

I am a person and a pet.

It wouldn’t let me reply to your reply to me so I’ll reply here.I dn’t need liquor to accidentally maim myself.Three weeks ago I accidentally whacked myself in the face with a hammer-stone cold sober and holding nothing but the hammer.

HAHA that definitely sounds like something I would do. I always have unidentified bruises and cuts, but I think they’re just unidentified because I just don’t care when I do get a little hurt so I don’t notice.

I think I’d notice hitting myself in the face with a hammer, though.

Not about any boyfriends, but I did have a roommate I wouldn’t have minded “accidentally” spilling a pot of boiling water on. Luckily for that bitch, the dorm we lived in didn’t have a kitchen.

I just ate some !

I never said any of that.. what’s with the angry capitalization? My point was that you shouldn’t expect to sleep peacefully in the same house as the woman you cheated on/broke up with. Word to the wise.

Erm …I’m a Quaker.. you believe me right?

Interesting. I walked out and left a very long time ago, and there’s a part of me wished I’d done this on the way out. I guess only because I know now that the other would never call, would never participate in the autistic/epileptic’s life (who wasn’t even diagnosed at the time of the divorce). Total dead beat.  If I could have gotten away with it; I can feel the desire to boil an ex. 
I check the obits to see how my ex is doing, that’s how involved he is with his kid. If you have enough in you to boil someone, they shouldn’t be living with you. If you allow that to happen, you set yourself up; battered wife syndrome (just a theory.)  
And there are three rules in our house; 1) don’t get caught, 2) don’t confess, 3) don’t be contagious.

Maybe she knows how to pick locks-I do.

screw you buddy, grits are disgusting! Same as cream of wheat. It’s baby food, Bleh!

I was always led to believe that ex means you don’t want them around anymore. I guess I am just old fashioned.

I once  upon a  time had an ex who every time she found out where I lived she would have me arrested on the week end for assault and then never show up for court on Monday.  She did this about a dozen times. At least I had free room and board for two days. I finally tried to kill her with my car and wrecked her car at the same time. she left me alone after that.

Not necessarily true, some people are ex’s because it’s not the right time for them to be together. Many people break-up or divorce later to get back together or remarry. 

I agree that if you are living with an ex who still has feelings (some people just stay together for financial reasons) that they shouldn’t start dating others while living together.

It wasn’t Marvin it was Al Green. And she wasn’t a bitch, he did some bitch shit and then went into the bath tub and relaxed like he wasn’t hurting her feelings. I’m not saying it’s cool to throw hot grits on someone but he was kind of asking to be at least kicked in the nuts.

She wasn’t mysteriously shot to death, she killed herself after.

I managed to dump a bowl of hot chicken soup in my crotch.  I was only wearing undies.  My noodle has been chicken ever since. 

A Daly City man whose ex-wife poured boiling water over him and then clubbed him with a baseball bat died Friday, and she could now face murder charges, police said.
The victim, whose name hasn’t been released, was sleeping when his ex-wife, Jesusa Tatad, 39, poured boiling water over him Nov. 26 because she believed he was seeing someone else, authorities said. The couple was divorced but still lived together at a home on the 200 block of Coronado Avenue.
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Tatad was initially arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated mayhem and torture. She could now face a murder charge, said Daly City police Sgt. Michael Barton
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/09/BAC01MAPK3.DTL#ixzz1gIDifXZmEx-husband dies after boiling-water attack

Ouch!
Glad it wasn’t your eye though. 

Jealous Wife Ordered to Trial for Allegedly Killing Husband With Boiling Water
A judge has ordered trial for 39-year-old Jesusa Tatad, who, in a jealous rage, went into her sleeping ex-husband’s room and allegedly poured a pot of boiling water over him.

Tatad, a Daly City woman, was allegedly upset because she believed her ex-husband was seeing another woman; the couple had divorced, but were still living together at the time she doused him with hot water, according to press reports.
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