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Woman, 67, Accused Of Trying To Cut Off Husband’s Penis

December 5, 2011 at 7:27 am by Jaded

Palm Springs, CA — A 67-year-old woman was taken into custody over the weekend after police say she tried to snip off her hubby’s willy with a pair of scissors.

Police responded to the couple’s home Saturday evening after receiving a call from the “distressed” 62-year-old man. When they arrived, they found the man suffering from lacerations to his genital area. The man reportedly told police his wife of 32 years tried to sever his penis with a pair of large scissors…scissors that police say resembled poultry shears. Ouch.

Fortunately for him, she did not succeed. The man was taken to a local hospital for treatment. The injuries were deemed non-life threatening and he was soon released.

Police say the alleged snippin’ may have been the result of a long-standing marital dispute.

Virginia Valdez has been charged with mayhem, assault with a deadly weapon and felony domestic violence. She was released Sunday on $100,000 bond.

Tags: Assault, California, Domestic Violence, mayhem, Virginia Valdez

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http://www.facebook.com/ericagieras Erica Gieras

Damn? So WTF was the long-standing marital dispute? Just leave us hanging…
CT

Guys, guys, guys. If your wife is THAT pissed off at you – keep your dick away from her. Just a thought.
http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

What’s the big deal? It probably wasn’t working so she figured he didn’t need it anymore. Think people think
http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

There’s no substitute for a chainsaw, people.
Anonymous

He probobly was forcing her to have sex with him over and over when she didnt feel like it, she finally snapped and decided to do away with the problem.
Sam

Could’ve been the other way around – he wasn’t giving it up often enough and she figured with it detached & stuffed at least she could use it as many times as she wanted…
CT

Samurai sword. Have you learned nothing from this site?
CT

Gotta love the neighbors laughing at them on the video.
Anonymous

*Reads the title*

You see?? YOU SEE!???

This is what happens when pharmaceutical companies don’t think about the side effects & their products completely well. An old woman has earned her right not have to have sex with her husband anymore! I mean they’re old & retired! All the wanna do is NOT DEAL WITH THAT SHIT ANYMORE. But nooooooo! All of those damned Cialis and Viagra commercials make all those horrible old withered smelly old men think that their wives are dying to help them bust a nut all over/inside of them.
@petepuma:disqus (I just pressed enter to write a new paragraph but for some reason your name popped into this, and I think it fits so I’m just gonna leave it there).

THIS IS ALL CIALIS’ FAULT! She just wanted to relax & do some light gardening not be proded & pestered by a dick. She had to try to CUT IT, DAMN IT!
Anonymous

Seriously ya’ll. I just liked ever single comment before my 1st one. Then again this is a “pee pee almost cut” article so it was bound to happen.

Before me though no one has said: Maybe he cheated on her… women NEVER forget & will bring up shit that happened a long ass time ago. Maybe he looked at porn & she had it with being “cheated” on.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TQLUHRWAN7ZBKSAE7FKDVHBKSM Christina

snip snip.
Anonymous

Keep sharp objects away from crazy bitches. Take that with you if you take nothing else from this site, it might just save an organ… or your life.
http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

I think that’s pretty safe to say.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

Good idea to keep dull objects away from crazy bitches, too….some of us are really, really determined.
Anonymous

Sounds like she saw the movie “I Spit on your Grave”. Wonder if he’ll go back to her?
Anonymous

I have to disagree with you. When I’m chopping off penises to hang in the window until the shrivel up like raisins I prefer the more personal touch of a manual blade. I just think it says, “I’m here and I care about how I take your manhood”.
Anonymous

Some of us would really just be better alone in a padded room.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Yea,I was wondering exactly where she was released to.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Those must have been some really dull poultry scissors … whatever the fuck poultry scissors are – we always cut our chicken up with a knife in my family … if these “poultry scissors” couldn’t even handle slicing off one lil old penis then I won’t be changing over anything soon – we take our chicken serious where I’m from.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Maybe he did,maybe he didn’t … but there is NO good reason to be doing this type fucked up shit to a guy – it doesn’t even work on sex offenders.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

WHAT ??? Are you friggin crazy ? HELL NOOOOOOOO !!!!!! NOT THE P-E-N-I-S !!!!!! NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

What if his penis was the size of a big needle Pete ? Then what ?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

I have heard it said that just because the wood is old,does not mean that the tree is dead.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

What a mean old Bitch;shes probably been poisoning old dude for years now …
yea,I know that seems like a huge leap at first … but me,myself I wouldn’t eat food prepared by a Bitch who would attempt to steal my PENIS.
http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

Like plums, penises are better fresh, not dried. It’s opinion, but one about which I feel quite strongly.
http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

I’m getting the distinct feeling that you’re very close to someone whose penis fits that description…very, very close, indeed.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

No, I’m not gay Pete … and if you meant me – when my tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear the sound – people still complain about all the noise it made,and the televisions fucking up,etc. – so NO,Pete – not here.
Anonymous

Porn is cheating? When did that happen?
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

I had a girlfriend who felt that me looking at porn was cheating on her. So I cheated on her a lot.
Athena

One of our buddies has a wife like that. It’s probably because he’s an 8 and she’s a 5 (if I’m being generous). AND she’s a manipulative bitch. Some dark voodoo keeps that relationship together.

When she comes over, we’re sure to keep our magazine collection in plain sight just to make a point.
Anonymous

Man,I love you cedric.I had a shit day and that comment perked me right up.
Anonymous

You know this so wouldn’t work on my soon to be ex.None of our scissors will cut through paper,let alone dick.
Anonymous

Not to mention she used poultry shears.If she’s using kitchen utensils to try to cut off penises Lord only knows where she’s been puttin all the other kitchen implements.
reapre

We don’t know her reasoning for playing snip snip with his bratwurst. So, I’m guessing she was just trying to be a good ol’ gramma before christmas by helping grandpa get a new, larger, prosthetic. I’m thinking she wanted the upgrade before he retired.
reapre

I had a girlfriend who felt porn/strip clubs were cheating on her. She lasted a whopping 3 months from being found to getting lost. She refused to try anything new and was extremely vanilla in the bedroom. I started cheating on her with Pamela Handerson on the daily. Pam never complains that I look at porn. She encourages it.
Anonymous

Wow, just wow. I don’t get my own gender sometimes. Porn is great for relationships. I firmly believe it discourages cheating, by giving your partner a glimpse of other people that they don’t have to seek out IRL. People’s eyes wander, it’s human nature. I look. I think it also gives people ideas for keeping it updated in the boudoir. I don’t think I could ever be with anyone that uptight. So, and you can tell me to fuck right off, but I gotta ask how she was in the sack.
Anonymous

Vanilla is a four letter word to me. What the hell is the point of having sex if it’s the same damn missionary drill every damn night?
I don’t know about where you live, but here you can’t get within 5 feet of a stripper, so how is that cheating? I truly believe lust is just part of human nature, you can’t punish a person for fantasizing. If you don’t act on it, it’s not cheating.
Anonymous

Some women consider it cheating because they’re insecure. I really don’t care if the hubby shoots one to Jenna Jamison (or whatever her name is). All I tell his ass is when I want some he better have some for me.

Anyways those women are to have a problem if their guy NEEDS to ejaculate because they had a vasectomy & they have to whack it (or have sex) about 30 -35 times to make sure no sperm exists inside their pipes.
Anonymous

lol, Hanging like a dick that was almost severed.The world may never know
Anonymous

Don’t you mean Palmala Handerson ?
http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

They have been married exactly as long as I have been alive..Maybe she got tired of him poking that morning wood in her back every fuggin’ morning.
Anonymous

PALM SPRINGS, Calif. — A Palm Springs woman, who police said tried to cut off her husband’s penis with a pair of heavy-duty scissors this weekend, was free on bail Monday morning. The alleged attack happened at the couple’s home on the 1700 block of Rochelle Road.

Virginia Valdez, 69, was jailed by police Saturday evening after her husband called them as he was driving himself to the hospital where he was treated for a non-life-threatening wound in the genital area. “He reported that his wife of 32 years attempted to cut his penis with a pair of scissors,” said Palm Springs Police Sgt. Mike Kovaleff. “We contacted him at a local hospital, subsequently interviewed him, responded out to the location, contacted the wife and arrested her.”

Valdez posted $100,000 bail on Sunday. She faces possible charges of mayhem, assault with a deadly weapon and spousal abuse. “A restraining order was obtained over the weekend,” said Kovaleff. “An emergency protective order, which bars her from having any contact with the victim or being at the location.”Woman Free On Bail After Alleged Groin Attack
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Anonymous

Maybe she was going to use it for a trade in? Scissors! that hurts to even think about.
Anonymous

How about mixing the good with the bad and biting it off? Who is going to give us the perfect come back for this stupid comment?
Anonymous

Woman pleads not guilty to chopping off husbands penis

- A 69-year-old Palm Springs woman accused of trying to cut off her husband’s penis with heavy-duty scissors pleaded not guilty today to felony charges.
Virginia Valdez is charged with inflicting corporal injury on a spouse and assault with a deadly weapon. Riverside County Superior Court Judge Thomas N. Douglass also issued a protective order barring Valdez from having any contact with her husband, according to court records. Valdez is due back in court April 10 for a felony settlement conference.
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