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Man Gets Ass Beat When He Tries To Rob MMA FighterChicago IL – A man is in jail today nursing some facial injuries and a gunshot wound to the ankle after he tried to mug the wrong person on Friday.

Police say 24-year-old Anthony Miranda approached a man sitting in a parked car and asked for a lighter. When the man sitting in the car told  Miranda he didn’t have one,  Miranda pulled out a handgun and demanded money.

The victim obliged, giving Miranda an undisclosed sum of dough. But Miranda bit off  more than he could chew when he instructed the man to get out of his car. Tuns out the person he picked to rob was a MMA fighter and when got out of the car, he took control of Miranda’s gun.

As the pair struggled for the gun, it accidentally fired and Miranda was outfitted with a bullet to the ankle. The victim then held Miranda to the ground until police arrived.

Miranda was taken to the hospital to be treated for his injuries before being taken to jail on charges of armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm. He’s no stranger to the legal process, having prior convictions that include residential burglary.

This is the second story this year involving an MMA fighter kicking a would-be thief’s ass. The first was back in January when 25-year-old Tyler Fryman, an MMA cage fighter, choked out a man trying to steal his girlfriend’s car.

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  • Anonymous

    I wonder if police read Miranda his rights :P What a fucknut, glad he got clobbered.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    Stories like this make my day.  Live and learn, bitch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1557402384 Liz Freeze

    wish i was there ! lol

  • Anonymous

    Mommies, Daddies, Parents of all kinds, please take your kids to wrestling clubs or karate classes!  A great way to subdue thieves and other criminals is to stick up for yourself!  Damn this MMA kid makes me proud, and very glad my kids have had lots of practice on the mat! 

  • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

    The look on that guy’s thumped mug says ‘Me thinks me fucked up’ like words rarely can.

  • wyrosjr

    Keep the feel good stories comin’.

  • Anonymous

    HA!

  • Anonymous

    You’d point and laugh, wouldn’t you?

  • Anonymous

    Instant karma! Just add dumbass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    Hell yeah, I would.

  • Anonymous

    There’s just something about armed/strong arm robbery stories that gets under my skin, and I just love seeing one of these turds get their comeuppance..

  • Anonymous

    Heh. Me, too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    All you would have to do is give them your Barry White voice (and yes folks I have heard it, used to make my son giggle) and they would calm down in moments lol

  • Athena

    Actually, it’s the third similar story I’m aware of.  In November, two MMA fighers foiled the would-be robbery of an L.A. motel.  

    Who needs retarded “superheros” like Seattle has when you’ve got MMA fighters.  Now, if only they all looked like Renato Sobral.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    My son actually gets taught martial arts at school! (He’s 11)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R7EKXOMLBJQ6YPSBV42ZCYHQOM Andrea

    bahaha, I love this. His face is beyond priceless. He looks like he got curb stomped by an octopus.

  • reapre

    I would love to see the parking lots security footage (if there is any) to see him getting beat down.

    Not only does he shoot himself in the foot figuratively, he does it literally.  I never would’ve seen that coming.

  • Anonymous

    I love street justice.

  • Canuck Gramz

    My hubby does a Sean Connery voice. When he wants anything from me. And he usually gets it. Erm I mean helping him find his socks and such…

  • Canuck Gramz

    Any day a would be thief gets charged for being shot with his own gun is a good day!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Too bad the gun didn’t “accidentally” shoot the fucker in the head.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Never heard T-bagging called “finding his socks before”.

    (LOL),j/k – that was mean of me – sorry.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I so agree.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “I never would’ve seen that coming.”

    Apparently he didn’t either.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     ”Renato Sobral”

    I have no clue who this is – and I’m not going to Google the name since it doesn’t sound like it belongs to a Hot chick.

  • Anonymous

    Being a thief takes dedication, a large amount of time, a desired to not feel proud of accomplishments, a desired to not have bragging rights to how much you earn, an overwhelming feeling of lazyness and in this case a rather pussy individual.

    Bitch!

  • Anonymous

    My husband sings nursery rhymes & kids songs a la Elvis.

    My daughter usually says: “Go’ ‘way Elvis! Go’way, go’way, go’way!” It’s hilarious & annoying as hell at the same time.

  • Anonymous

    Nothing like a good ass-kicking and beatdown to cure a criminal.  He just might think twice before doing this shit again.

  • Anonymous

    You’re not going to Google it because you’re afraid of the competition. :P

  • Anonymous

    I read the headliner, looked at the mugshot, and then laughed my ass off. Oh hell, thanks for making Tuesday Morning awesome Morbid.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Priceless!

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat.

  • Wildheart

    Allow me……

    Babalu baby!

  • Anonymous

    Shouldn’t you be able to just look at a MMA fighter and realize he’s not someone you should mess with?
    At one point I read that two guys once tried to mug Chuck Norris. They later said they knew who he was, just thought the TV stuff wasn’t real. They got taken to the ER before heading to jail.

  • Nemesis

    HAHAHA! Jackass!

  • Anonymous

    Where the hell did you get a picture of me???

  • Anonymous

    No! No.    He is going to have to explain all this to his cell mates. I hope his mama sends him a lot of Vaseline.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TQLUHRWAN7ZBKSAE7FKDVHBKSM Christina

    why am i suddenly craving blueberry pancakes?!?!?

  • Wildheart

    You are all over the internet sweetheart! ;)

  • Canuck Gramz

    Hahaha !

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha ,  there how you feel now you friggin’ punk bitch, man, I love that ending, just like a fairy tale.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LN2ZVAYQZGRB5FRBZYW3EWQBCY Manof

    He would look great in purple eye shadows. T. Man

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

    damn, now that was an asswhooping

  • Anonymous

    OMG!   the comments are almost as funny as the story!  I lmao at some of your comments!  Sarcasm much?

  • LuvsHorror

    Love it! If anyone broke into my house they’d be leaving on a stretcher. All three of my sons work out and one is a MMA fighter. I feel safe.