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Scorned Tattoo Artist Inks Pile Of Shit On Girlfriend’s Back Fake

November 29, 2011 at 1:56 pm by kniption

Dayton, OH – I was going to post this last week, but I still cannot find an official news report. Supposedly, a man is being sued by his ex-girlfriend after tattooing a steaming pile of shit on her back.

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzjerald is being sued by his now ex-girlfriend after tricking her into getting the crappy tatt you can see here. This was reportedly in response to his discovering that she cheated on him with his best friend.

Civil suit documents say that Fitzjerald offered to tattoo a scene from the Narnia trilogy on ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent’s back – a tattoo that she reportedly ‘always wanted.’ What she got instead was flies swarming around poop. Wait… isn’t that a Narnia scene?

Brovent first tried to have Fitzjerald charged with assault, but Fitzjerald produced a consent form she had signed agreeing that the design of her tattoo would be “at the artist’s discretion.”

According to Brovents, “He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.”

Brovents is now seeking yet another pile from Fitzjerald, suing him for $100,000.

Update – turns out there was a reason why there were no official news reports… the entire story is fake.

Tags: cheating, Ohio, revenge, Rossie Brovent, Ryan Fitzjerald, tattoo

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002947521627 Hilton Johnson Jr.

Is it bad that I find this hilarious?
Anonymous

No. I find it hilarious as well. Carry on with the laughs.
Anonymous

Yep, that’s a frickin’ riot LOL
http://profiles.google.com/katesadilla kate sadilla

A pile of shit for a cheating pile of shit? Works for me.
Kate Davis

Absolutely not. What a wonderful way to end a relationship. I’d rather leave with a pile of shit tattoo rather than with the literal pile of shit boyfriend.
Anonymous

Be careful who you fuck over in life. You could end up with a steaming pile of shit on your back…..
Coyote

She may have got more than she deserved but what a stupid bitch to let the boyfriend she’d been cheating on give her a tattoo at his discretion.
Anonymous

And somehow this did not seem like a bad idea to her… getting her EX-boyfriend to give her a tat. Exes are exes for a reason. Idiot.
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He was her ex after the tattoo
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

I particularly like the time he took in shading the turd.
Anonymous

OK, well that makes sense… and I would hope he was!
Anonymous

If you’re going to take the time to do something…
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

You never know around here. We have had women take men back who killed their kid…
LeaveMeBe

Kniption, I resent your referring to a Narnia scene as a pile of shit. I love Narnia.

From the other side of my brain: How in the heck does someone “trick” another person into drinking cheap wine and doing tequila shots?
Anonymous

come on Morbid, I’m sure they didn’t MEAN to KILL the kids, just teach em a lesson.
malq

Damn!,
looks like to me he wanted that bitch 186.5% owned with a heaping pile of revenge in there.
She signed the consent form containing”at the artists discretion”.

Look, This is a rainmaker for this tramp.
I think any jury will see this as a lesson learned. She can always black it out with a huge Wallmart ad or Occupy (insert her hometown). Hell, A casino would probably give her 10 grand to boot if she gets enough publicity.
She needs to hit the talk show circuit right now.
Crymzen Vyolet

Man what a shitty tattoo. That was a shitty thing to do. Her whole back! Man that must have felt pretty shitty after he was done…..ok I couldn’t help myself.

Seriously though That is some awesomely fucked up revenge.
Note to self don’t piss off the tattoo artist & always have a friend when getting work done where you can’t see it without the mirror.
EveryVillainIsLemons

Did he get to ink his ex-best friend, too, or was the guy marginally smarter than this woman?
Anonymous

Yes your very very bad!
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This is the best day of my life!
Anonymous

I’m trying to imagine her squirming and twisting with mirrors to be able to get a full view of what he did on her back and her expression would have been amazing.
Anonymous

Tell them it’s old KoolAid and… um… tequila? Shit, I was so close.
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All I have to say is “HOLY SHIT!!!!!” Was that done is one sitting? WOW! Holy shit!!!
Anonymous

My hubby always tells me that if he’d had a shitty ex he’d try to Pasadena Mudslide the whore before they completely broke it off.
Anonymous

Well ain’t that some shit!
Anonymous

This story may be fake but the picture is not & there is still some girl walking around with a big steaming pile of shit tatooed on her back. Seriously? Who the fuck does that?
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Wasn’t real? Phew! Some fake person dodged a bullet!
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Ohhhh, shit just got unreal.
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Anonymous

This is true, Morbid. But sometimes me reading articles too fast is the difference between, “Let’s all eat, grandma!” and “Let’s all eat grandma!” Can have totally different meanings.
Anonymous

Lol
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http://www.facebook.com/tracey.a.jones Tracey A. Jones

It could well be drawn on in some less permanent fashion….
Anonymous

This is to me the pile of shit is the true representation of a tattoo. I call it artificial skin disease.
malq

Here’s the story of the real woman with the turd tattoo complete with pics.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html
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