Teen Blames DUI Crash On Boyfriend Not Taking Her To See ‘Twilight’

My feelings exactly… The books were a decent read, but the movie was just PAINFUL to watch… Oh god it was awful. I saw the first 2, I just can’t watch any more.

I’d like to add, I’m 26, and I read the books when I was 23(ish) so that might not count for your “over 25″

Exactly…I read the books and LOVED them! But the movies suck ass and honestly, I agree with you Morbid…Kristen Stewart has those dead eyes. She HAS to be one of the soulless!!

I am like the little boy in The Princess Bride, if there’s kissing the movie can go fuck itself. If someone doesn’t get a beat down with a giant dildo ala Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels this girl is not interested. Put the words romantic, chick, coming of age, learning about herself, or deepening relationships and I am out.

Could scoop up a large pile of shit equal to twilight or whatever its title is. I have 2 male roomies and they watch the most fucked up stupid shit I have ever seen. About a month ago one was glued to the couch watching some horrible 1970′s computer generated crap and the actors “costumes” were made out of what looked like cardboard, I shit you not.

 I actually went out to see where I could unhook the satellite.  I didn’t because I had a few beers, there were lots of wire and I didn’t want to fuck up other people’s shit. Once I got over the fact that an adult could be so captivated by movies like that, I thought it would be a hell of a movie to sit around, smoking some good herb with some of my smartass friends while me make fun of it.

Never read the books, but I did see the first movie.  It wasn’t that bad but I really disliked Kristen Stewart’s character (or I thought it was just her character).  Seriously, all that quiet, withdrawn, “self-reflective” bullshit is such a turn off.  Had she been a real chick when I was in high school nobody would have given her the time of day cause being friends with a chick like that is more like a job. So, nope, the other ones (I guess there’s been three?) never made it on my radar. 

I’m not a huge fan of “young adult” books, but I’ve read a few as I like to read some of the same ones my son is reading so that we can discuss the plot, characters, etc. (ya, kinda nerdy I know) and I have read the Hunger Games series.  I AM looking forward to that movie, although I sure as fuck won’t be standing in line at midnight.  I wouldn’t for ANY movie.

My sister watched a movie the other day over here, called “Welcome to the Rileys”.  she’s(stewart) in the movie.  She plays a whiny, self-absorbed “16″ year old prostitute/call-girl/hooker, that he tries to make her not be such a dumb sleezy crack-whore, I think?  I don’t know, I was too busy shoving bamboo shims under my fingernails to really follow the plot.  

But it’s a close 1st and 2nd place for worst actor/actress of ALL TIME.  It’s between her, and Paul Walker.

I will never voluntarily watch a movie/tv show she is a main actress in, unless it’s Law and Order and she’s lying on the morticians table.

“grown women … soaking the theater seats over Edward and Jacob ” – LMAO!

I fell into the middle of one of the movies on tv once. All that high-on-hormones teenage brooding and perfect naked pecs carry on got me all worked up and then when Edward and Bella actually start getting it on he stops and announces he can’t get excited like that. Fuck that shit. I turned it off right there and then.

I took one for the team and went to see “breaking dawn” with my wife. I didn’t understand people who cut themselves until I was in the middle of the wedding scenes.

I tried to read the first one but I quit after the first page whether I was stoned or what I don’t remember but I was just like okay whatever. I was thinking Harry Potter type epicness when I heard everyone talking about it at first then I realized that it was like some lonely mormon housewife’s freaky wet dream. And not even a good one at that. 
I even read an article where there was a store selling some Twilight shit and they had cardboard cutouts of Taylor Lautner and Rob Pattinson and they were afraid soccer moms would go crazy and run off with the damn things. I was like whoa ladies calm the fuck down!
As for this chick she seriously needs to get a life and get a grip. I mean doesn’t she have friends?

I don’t see it.

I see her face from the “Welcome to the Rileys” movie I talked about earlier.  Vanessa Ferlito doesn’t look like a meth addict.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hUizQ0C-aI4/TDexdivKVtI/AAAAAAAAA9A/PG_Bc7TXI1c/s1600/kristen-stewart-rileys-4.jpg

Preach it!  I want mayhem in my movies: spies, criminals, exploding stuff, and lots of bang, bang.  No damn kiss, kiss.

Lock stock and two smoking barrels. I loved it. Bullets flying and people dying what more could one ask for.

Kissing and hugging that’s why God created fast forward.

Why couldn’t the stupid cunt just TAKE HERSELF to the damned movie?

I hope the boyfriend buys a clue and dumps her ASAP.

My friend actually just posted this on FB, so to answer your question about the “appeal” of the story:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

yeah the chick sucks edwerd only like her cause he cant her her thought that cause she to is dead in side

The woman i am taking is 46 she loves them……..really don’t know why though lol

I saved myself some money & looked up on the net Jacob’s LEGAL shirtless pics.

I won’t even read the damned books since BUFFY the Vampire Slayer got a little sister & that was the last time vampires were cool to me.

Oh & this chick’s a magician! She’s pulling excuses out of her top hat.

If you Liked the comment I have a question:

“Did you LIKE the comment cause you watched the WEDDING SCENES or because you agree with what the comment said?”

Cause then that 1st part meant YOU WATCHED IT! BWAHAHA!

i am 29 and i love vampires, but frankly that movie/book series is total crap.  watching it with rifftrax makes it almost bearable as they rip on kristen saying things like “line?  LINE?!?!?!” with the many pauses or referring to her acting as “like drinking a cup of bland”.

I’m 58 and I have read the books. This really cute young co-worker loaned me hers. I saw the original Twilight and it was terrible. Don’t get me wrong, I loves me a good vampire flick, but the lead characters cannot act and the production was crappy. I have seen trailers for the other films and the effects look improved. But I have no desire to see them unless I can get them for free, Sure not gonna pay for them.

Kristen Stewart is now playing Snow White. I thought Snow was the fairest of them all??  Obviously this was not type casting.

On a side note – how drunk do you have to be to not notice an entire wheel on your car missing?

I saw the first two twilight movies. For the life of me I could not stay awake with the second one. I don’t care to see the third one.Edward is ugly to me and does nothing for me.  Iam with you Morbid I can’t stand Kristen Stewart and her monotone acting/ personality.Nothing appealing about a boring brooding teenager who should have killed herself in the first movie.

I have a 7 year old daughter so ive seen em all but the new one. Total crap.

I wish i’d known about these books before i named her Bella. Fuck.

Robert Pattinson looks high, depressed & unkempt, I don’t tap junkies/crazies.

That’s…a hell of a reason to get drunk, drive, wreck the car and end up in jail.  All while endangering the lives of everyone else on the road.  If she wanted to see the “Twilight” movie that badly, she could have gone by herself.  Seriously.  When I was younger and Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast” came out, my boyfriend at the time wouldn’t go with me.  (Something about hating cartoons and musicals.)  I said, “okay” and went without him.  I’m glad he wasn’t with me because we broke up later and my memory of seeing one of my favorite movies in the theater isn’t marred by him being there.  I didn’t endanger my life and the lives of others.  That’s stupid.

As for how I feel about the “Twilight saga”…”Twilight” was fairly good, and in my humble opinion, the whole franchise should have ended there.  “New Moon” irritated me.  Everyone acted inexcusably stupid.  On my “stupidity scale,” the characters’ behaviors in “New Moon” rated below the “average teenager” level, which is a little bit above “amoeba.”  I tried to watch and pay attention to “Eclipse,” I really did.  I just couldn’t follow it.  The whole plot makes very little sense to me.  Why are all these vampires so obsessed over Bella?  Other than being a slightly pretty girl, that’s all she is.  There’s nothing special about her.  All of the vampires, who are old enough to have developed wisdom beyond mortal comprehension, behave like clueless children.  It’s just not plausible.

The one thing I’ve gotten from watching the first three films is that I understand who the characters are and what the basic plot is.  This makes parody movies like “Vampires Suck” and various comedy sketches from “Saturday Night Live” infinitely more enjoyable.  So I’ll probably rent “Breaking Dawn” when it’s available so that I’ll be able to understand and enjoy the inevitable spoofs that come after.  I will not be seeing it in theaters.  I would, however, go to the theater to see a sequel to “Vampires Suck”…that movie was hilarious:)

That was a pretty good movie.  Glad they saved the kissing for the end, though.  I liked the sword fights.

I love Buffy! That shit is my crack lol <3

I would rather eat a rotten lemon than read that horse hockey.

What is R.O.U.S’s ?  I am an old person who needs guidance.

The pages could be real handy in the bathroom.

R.O.U.S’s = Rodents of unusual size. One of my favorite movies. : )

I liked it because I empathized with the comment and yes I did watch the whole movie. The 2nd half looked more promising with a possible battle between werewolves and vampires right? Wrong, It was like a junior high tiff. No one even got hurt.

Happy Thanksgiving. I’m sure your Bella is going to be great–because you are a parent who peruses the dreamin’ demon. We know how to help our kids get through bullying, fighting on camera for youtube, how to detect predators, and which drugs are trending. We are invincible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXg6dMJGL5k&feature=related

Best of Rifftrax: Eclipse

” Who, over the age of 25, likes the Twilight series and why?”

The people who are responsible for making those movies should be arrested,and jailed.
It should be illegal to do the kind of shit that they did to werewolves,and vampires in those movies.       I could never enjoy a movie that has vampire death scenes in it which resemble a statue being beheaded;no blood,no explosion,just a chalky looking head tumbling to the ground – fuckin pathetic.The stars have once again aligned Morbid – we are in agreement.

As for Olivia I reserve comment – the vagina might actually be pretty good,even with the crummy taste in movies.

Thank you FF hope you had a good one

I watched the movie recently,it’s pretty dated now … some parts are pretty fuckin stupid … but
Sarah Michelle Gellar, now known as Sarah Michelle Prinze is worth the watch – she is just HOT.

The Princess Bride is a pretty good classic – I like it.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is GREAT … you can still catch it on cable.

I find it disturbing that all these parents are fine with their kids watching movies about a high school girl who is determined to fuck a dead guy.

I’m sorry, but Hugh Grant can suck a cock. I officially hate everything he’s ever been in. I do have girlfriends and occasionally they lure me into watching these insipid movies with the promise of tortilla-less fajitas. The last time is was Bridesmaids, what a waste of fucking time. Thank small gods for smartphones and the Android Store.

Hooray! Classic Sci-Fi fan too. I’m a bigger Ender fan though. Asimov has been to some of the writing conventions I’ve been to and he’s a tad chauvinistic in person.

I always thought Faith was hotter. I guess I like bad girls.

I had recommended The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo to my neighbor 2 years ago. She returned with Twilight. I read like 5 pages and sent it back. It was too cotton candy for me.

I couldn’t agree more about the movies and about Kristen Stewart! A girl I know who is a “twi-hard” (gag) said, “Did you see her in Panic Room?” Yes I did and unfortunately that was the extent of her acting ability. (This person also guilted me into seeingBreaking Dawn w/her on, opening day…gag again. I described it to my boyfriend as being mostly long longing looks of longing.

I read the books, they were alright. I saw two movies, they were okay. As for Kristen Stewart, the first movie I saw her in was “Speak”, and it was way after I read the book. I was moved by both, and would recommend both as well.

The 3rd movie, Eclipse, was the bast movie. But yes, Twilight was awful and New Moon was pretty bad too. Breaking Dawn Pt.1 was just ok – the special effects were really cool though!

I went to Best Buy the other day and saw these sickening hair styling products….and they’re purple and **sparkly** and have Twilight on them! I told the sales guy that they had just lost me as a customer until that shit goes away. lol

I read the first book and I hated the Bella Swan character immediately. I wasn’t too impressed with the writing or story either, but my mom and SIL loved them, and as neither are big readers like I am, it was something we could discuss and have in common, so I read the rest of the series. It was sheer torture. I’ve gone to the theatre and seen all the movies with them, and my teenage daughter goes along too to keep me company and stare at Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz, because she despises anything Twilight. Kristen Stewart playing Bella just intensified my dislike of the whole character, althoug I think she played her great, just as boring and wishy washy as in the book. I just couldn’t see what ANY guy would see in her, much less these 2 supernatural beings. Blah. I have never let my SIL or mom know how much I hate all of it and I am hoping there is good karma for me somewhere in all of this.

As far as I’m concerned it better because I cannot get those hours of my life back. *sigh*