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Fake Doctor Injected Fix-A-Flat Into Woman’s Ass

November 18, 2011 at 3:59 pm by  

Fake Doctor Injected Fix A Flat Into Womans AssMIAMI GARDENS, Fla. – Police have arrested a transgendered woman after they say she pretended to be a doctor and injected a mixture of cement, Fix-A-Flat, and mineral oil into a woman’s buttocks.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after injecting a client with the mixture and sealing the incision with superglue. Instead of the new mud flaps she was hoping for, the woman ended up in the hospital with a serious medical condition.

Police feel there may be more victims out there too afraid, or too embarrassed to admit they let this woman inject them with anything, to come forward. Any potential victims, or anyone with more information on Morris, should call Miami Gardens Police at 305-474-1420.

They also say Morris underwent a similar procedure herself. If she was hoping for an ass so big you could see it from the front, I’d say the procedure was a resounding success.

Fake Doctor Injected Fix A Flat Into Womans Ass

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Damon-Brooks/16830551 Damon Brooks

    Holy cow, what is that thing behind her!

  • Anonymous

    My first thought upon seeing the title is maybe they thought Fix a Flat would fix a flat ass. 
    Then upon seeing the photo my eyes bulged and the song Baby got Back came to mind.

  • reapre

    Fix-a-Flat, and Cement…

    Her ass is never going to be flat, and its always going to have a nice firmness to it.  I don’t see the problem.

  • Anonymous

    “too embarrassed to admit they let this woman inject them with anything.”

    You don’t fucking say? If you can’t afford plastic surgery, you can’t afford plastic surgery. Legit doctors don’t discount their services. Poor people weren’t meant to be pretty, duh. ;)

  • Athena

    Why?  Why…?!

  • Anonymous

    Fix-a-Flat…. just what you need to fix a flat ass.

    One question, though.  Are those pics for real? Not photoshopped or anything? B/c someone really should tell her that something is following her.  My mouth fell open as I scrolled down and saw that.  Is there a way to un-see this? I may be scarred for life.

    It reminds me of that transgendered woman or man or man living as a woman or whatever in Pittsburgh.  She was shooting people in the butt with silicone but it was the kind you buy to caulk windows or whatever.  One of her so-called client/patient/victims died.  The chick who died was from England.  The transgender is also a singer.

    Google Black Madam.  Your life will never be the same. Oh, and don’t forget to watch the video on youtube for her hit single, “Come on in My Kitchen.”  She gets her voodoo on in it. 

  • Anonymous

    Oh and I’d like to add that if I were to get stupid and have butt injections in someone’s garage or something, I’d definitely not want cement.  Wouldn’t that kinda work against you? I mean, we already gotta worry about gravity…

  • Dirty Dawgy Style

    Caution: Wide Load

    See, now I could enjoy this type of woman with a giant butt.
    Being a lazy fucker, I could pump once, coast five, when doing her.

    And when done she could stand by my lazyboy with her back to me so I could have a place to set my beer.

  • Tundratot

    Okay, I’ll say it.  Would you take this person seriously as a doctor?  Look at all those tats, and that butt is just outrageous!  Is that some kind of fad?!!  Yeck!

  • Anonymous

    that babies got some back! 

    being a very petite white woman, I just don’t get that need to have your own barcalounger as your permanent backside.  I must say it probably would come in handy at some of the music festivals I attend.  I’m thinking I might could even have it designed to have a hidden cooler where I could keep my wine chilling. 

  • Anonymous

    amazing.  i cannot for the life of me figure out how the camera doesn’t appear in the photos taken in the funhouse mirror.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    Just looking at her lopsided ass should be enough of a red flag to know that this is not the chick you want injecting anything into your ass. Also anyone willing to go to someones home for a cosmetic procedure such as this is a fucking idiot!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Kids these days are just lazy! You should have to work for an ass that size. 

  • Anonymous

    If she lets go of the string, does she fly away?

  • Anonymous

    Be right back…vomiting.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Ugh. That is the nastiest-looking set of hips/ass I have seen in a long time.

  • guillotinegirl

    This is the perfect woman to have standing next to you at a party:

    “Excuse me, will you be standing here for a few minutes? I need a place to put my drink, thanks.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    As a brotha, I love a big ass, but man, come on. . . .

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    I think I broke my jaw dropping it on the floor. That is F U C K E D   U P.

    I really do not feel bad for the IDIOT who would accept a procedure from this assclown.

  • Anonymous

    Who would be stupid enought to let someone inject….oh wait, what was that?  This happened in Florida?  Oh, that explains it all.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    Oh! Everyone go to drfugly.com and look at the train wreck called Pebblez da Model.

  • Anonymous

    *SNORT*

    Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LM (LITTLE) AO.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well like reapre stated this might not be a totally bad idea … this woman – Oneal Ron Morris has in fact doubled her normal usage ability;ever have a flat tire,then haul out your spare only to find that it has likewise went flat – I have,but if you have Oneal in your vehicle problem solved – just throw him on (just noticed he’s in fact male) and you are good to go.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    reapre I didn’t know you were into transsexuals …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You are on a roll.
    LOL.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I don’t think that’s a man … I think this lady was born with a vagina.
    I don’t care for the outfits,but I do like the asses in the video;but then Black men do have that stereotype.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I know right.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You would need a dump truck to haul that LadyBoy around in.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Not to mention your chips,dip,coats,or jackets,hats,suitcases – if your traveling,etc.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I agree – outside of peopleofwalmart.com,or your local transit center this is a rare find.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Throw up twice,get one in for me too please.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well,if she did you could always grab her penis, and pull her back down;but I really don’t think she would fly away since she has two big ass balls holding her down.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL

  • wyrosjr

    This is actually a joke….?

  • Anonymous

    Damn.  With those saddlebags, she could have carried the mail for the pony express.
     

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “a fucking idiot”

    That or another transsexual who was desperate to improve on female parts,but was on a budget.I find myself thinking that all of Oneal’s patients were most likely the same as him – transgendered;which would explain a lot.They don’t all have money,but they all want that female look as much as possible, and as soon as possible;so this could appeal to some of them,specially the ones from the hood.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I am shocked that Oneal did something like this to himself,and that he lived to tell the story,or to charge another person to fix their flat also.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Hey, if you do it – since we are friends – can I keep my case of Beer in there too;pulling a cooler around kinda sucks.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I will never look at a can of fix-a-flat the same again …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I didn’t know you had a thing for Transgendered LadyBoys Dawgy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1764411268 Kim Sikorski

    Am I the only one who gasped at this person’s chin profile?  It looks like they inserted a door stop instead of the standard chin implant.  It reminds me of that McDonalds moon guy from the commercials about 20 years ago.  Yikes.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LMAO.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I was wondering myself …

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    So I have to think it looks like a joke. Like she has got two of those Punching Bag Balloons shoved in her pants right? But I do know this kind of thing has happened before and if I am not mistaken Fix A Flat was also involved. I guess some people take and read these cans and take the concept to heart. But that someone would let someone else inject them with ANYTHING after having just met them off the street, or online, or at the grocery  store.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I know right.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I just went back and re-looked at the pic – you are correct in your thought;you can shovel snow with that fucking chin.

  • Anonymous

    I’m wondering if she makes her own pants or has a tailor on call. No way does she just happen to find pants to fit her legs, then ass and waist just so.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    those pics made my eyes hurt!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YWJBX3V5P24BUOMYPY4RPOJHSA Nats

    HA! Negros are hilarious when they aren’t robbin, rapin and killin!

  • Anonymous

    OMG…I have ass fat to give away. 

  • Pyncky

    Not with freaking CONCRETE in her trunk.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    um…

    How does she poop?

  • malq

    I would not do that tranny in the ass. I actually would not do any trannies in the ass, but especially not that one. bitch pinch my shop off.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    I don’t think you or anyone COULD do her in the ass.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Well, not without a jackhammer..

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    Dunno…maybe she’s got a bidet with a hose with a bit of pressure or something. For I’d imagine she can’t do it the old fashioned way with TP. *shudder*

  • Anonymous

    There is an OB/gyn doc who regularly sends us his patients (I work at an imaging center). Funny thing is, 9 times out of 10, we aren’t doing OB/gyn studies… We’re doing breast exams after he has performed botched plastic surgery. And get this… You save about $500 for going with him instead of a board certified plastic surgeon. How does he trim the cost, you ask… He uses fucking local anesthetic, so you are awake while he mutilates your titties!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL

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  • Jemimabean

    Those are NO Pebbles, Heather my dear, those are frigging BOULDERS.

  • FrikkenFrak

    lol….very first comment is what I said out loud at this picture.  “Holy cow!!”

    I’m straining not to use “Micheline” somewhere in my post. In fact, there’s so many zingers you could come up for this one, it’s not even right.

  • FrikkenFrak

    At first I thought the pic was of the VICTIM. 

    That’s the “doctor”??  YOU MEAN SHE DID THAT TO HERSELF??!!!???!!!

    That is PRICELESS!  

  • FrikkenFrak

    I think she’s got a career as a spokesperson for Krispy Kreme.  Put some glaze on that midsection. (I’m not even going to go there about the doughnut hole….)

  • FrikkenFrak

    Wow.  Just wow.

  • FrikkenFrak

    lol…..I thought the same damn thing!

  • FrikkenFrak

    My first thought seeing Pebblez is…..gravity.

    Wonder what the hell those big ass (hehehe) implants are going to look like hanging down the back of her legs when she’s 70? 

    Shudders…..

  • Anonymous

    Cedric, your posts always make me smile ;)
     

  • Anonymous

    Wow Heather, I feel sorry for the woman who woke up with a uniboob and her eyes opperated on ,she did not give permission for.Now she can’t close her eyes all the way.

  • Anonymous

    Um…..just a question……how would you attach (him/her=smale) to the rim? 

  • Anonymous

    Geez, could you imagine the carnage if this smale has a “blowout?”

  • Dirty Dawgy Style

    Actually I don’t have any interest in them at all.

    BUTT, on the other hand my friend, “you” appear to have a very strong interest/desire for them.

    After reviewing this post I became aware that “you” submitted a total of 
    eighteen (18) replys here. That equates to your concentration and thoughts on the subject to develop three hundred and twenty-two words. (322). 

    It’s ok Cedric, the closet door is almost open.

    P.S: Just saying!   > bwaaahahahaha<

  • Anonymous

    Is this photo shopped.? I can’t believe someone would do that to themselves on purpose.Yikes!!!Baby’s got back and back and back….

  • Dirty Dawgy Style

    Yeah, your right on the chin.
    That commercial was in 1986-1987 done by Bobby Darin, Mac Tonight, to the tune of Mac The Knife.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JellyBellyMomma Kimberly Hanselman

    Everyone’s talking about the back! Haven’t you guys notices how wide and ill-proportioned this woman/man is from the *front*?! WTF are up with those hips and thighs?! 

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    Well ya can’t say it didn’t work.. RIGHT? UGH.

  • Jemimabean

    Nice comeback! LMFAO!!!!!

    *Sorry Cedric*

  • Anonymous

    Maybe Long Dong Silver?  If he’s still alive and capable of getting it up….

  • Anonymous

    I wish I could like your comment more than once.

    The Wide Load thing got me.  Good thing I had put down the coffee cup.

  • Anonymous

    Aww come on.  Kill my delusions, won’t you? Here I was thinking that Cedric was some big he-man and you tell now that he likes transgendered girly-men.

    I won’t believe it.  I just won’t.

  • Anonymous

    Well, I’ll not carry Fix-a-Flat in my bag anymore.  I’d hate for someone to think I was a DIY person.  Ain’t nobody sticking a needle in me.  What gets me is that the needle is so big, and the hole it makes in your ass is so big that you have to have Krazy Glue to seal that up.  Wouldn’t want all that faux silicone squirting back out.

  • Anonymous

    AND you’d never have to carry a seat cushion when you go to those sports events at your kid’s school or whatever.

  • Anonymous

    Ass balls. 

     Best. Ever.

  • Anonymous

    Could you bust her/him up with a sledge hammer?

    I’d just stand next to her at a party to look super skinny.

  • Anonymous

    All you need is a little polyester…. OK, a LOT of polyester.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    That’s front-butt. I think that’s what they call it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I actually have no idea … superglue ? … Oneal seems to carry that in his purse as well.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL.
    You guys are the “Turn-A-Round” Masters on here,I must say.
    PS – Didn’t you get the memo ? Morbid hates people who use that term ” Just saying “.
    bwaaahahahaha

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Thank you for the vote of confidence.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” DIY” ? Whats that ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I have had a few big asses in my time (FEMALE,BIG ASSES).
    I will say this though – if a woman with a big ass bucks really hard it can indeed be an issue,not getting pushed out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “not even going to go there about the doughnut hole”
    Err … you just did …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LMAO

  • reapre

    Sarcasm?  

    DIY = Do It Yourself

  • TheLadyDragon

    Well, she actually passes for a female so props there…
    too bad she’s fucking stupid. *sigh*

  • reapre

    I was talking about it’s victim.  No Florida Kathoey’s for me.  

    Freudian slip that one, Ced?

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry but if the doc doesn’t have some diplomas on the wall & I have to pay valet parking to get into his/her office building to get  my face looking like a waxed surprised doll, I ain’t letting them anywhere near my body with anything sharp (& that includes their fingernails… since there are dudes that say they’re docs & give door-to-door breast exams).

  • Anonymous

    I bet you he had an inflatable ring to sit after doing the butchering of a job he did & then it got stuck & the ass absorbed it.

  • Anonymous

    She’s got more junk in that trunk than a hoarder’s house.

  • Anonymous

    I have quite the nice hips & trunk.

    When I was a teen all the old ladies said that I have ” great hips for popping babies out”… somehow the complement was lost on me.

    Having a big ass & hips won’t make you pop out kids when you were born WITHOUT THE PLUMBING!!!

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    Diplomas on the wall means very little – check out when they graduated and what other people think of doc in general. I’ve met some doctors with not a lick of common sense and that made Dr. House have excellent bedside manners due to their lack of empathy. Some docs don’t keep up with the latest treatments either….

    Food for thought.

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  • BooBooKittyFuck

    Is that like ass in the front gut?

  • wishfulsinful

    My favorite part about this story is that it quoted a Mos Def song. Well done, sir.
    My thoughts: What kind of toilet does she use??????? HOW DOES SHE WIPE AFTER A TWOSIE?????? 

  • Anonymous

    Dont worry cedric if i recall you make the ladies so happy they arent even allowed toys

  • Nemesis

    That’s the “Doctor”? Wtf? Who the hell said “yeah I want what you have.”

  • Anonymous

    omfg! lmao wow GOTDAMN WTF? aww man I got a small monitor .Timing was perfect ! While I reading the report ,I glanced at his face and thought what a passable trannie,looks okay ,soon as I read the report,scrolled down and bam! who would REALLY get cosmetic surgery from someone looking that? I wouldn’t want cos surgery from someone who needs surgery themselves! The victim should get sued for being stoopid! and he krazy glued the incision hahaha! what he charged $20? dumb ass! 

  • Anonymous

    owwwww! lol thats  f’d! lmao

  • Anonymous

    and what’s really scary is that “victim” probably wanted to look like that!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    oh my fucking god

  • Anonymous

    I think that ass is pregnant…

  • http://twitter.com/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    His/her photo reminds me of a poem my student did this week titled “Ass so phat”. I wonder what he would say about that one.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL
    Err … NO.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ahh

  • Anonymous

    Hey, I have a few cans of fix a flat, think it will work on getting me some bewbies too?

  • Anonymous

    seriously though, remember the episode of south park where they are bouncing down the street on their balls, big elephantiasis balls?

  • Anonymous

    You would never be able to reach the hole malq, it would all be slit you felt.

  • Harley_Tech

    One trip won’t do the job if she needs to haul ass.

    R

  • Tim

    He’s a he, not a she, not a her.  The whole concept of calling the so-called Transgender by a pronoun other than what their Chorosome establishes is so much nonsense.

    It’s today’s PC version of “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”

    It was merely the first mulitilation this freak did on himself.

  • Anonymous

    Do It Yourself? :)

  • Anonymous

    oops…. pardon my repeating your post.  I should scroll before typing.

  • Anonymous

    Oh….LMAO

  • Anonymous

    WHAAAT?  That’s fucking nonsense!  Women actually let him do that to them?!  Christ on a catapult!

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry that this individual makes you feel so insecure and uncomfortable, but if you want to read up just a little bit on how complex DNA is, and educate yourself a little bit about the subject you are making such  confident but ignorance pronouncements about, you will come to grasp the simple fact that sex actually is much more complicated than “M” and “F.”

    Or you can just keep making pronouncements without the scientific knowledge to back yourself up…and looking really insecure about yourself in the process. :-P

  • Anonymous

    “cement, Fix-A-Flat, and mineral oil”

    How could anyone–man, woman, transgender, whatever–be so stupid as to ask someone to do this to their body? I’m flummoxed.

  • Anonymous

    Crazy, right? One of his patients told me that he makes you sign something acknowledging that there is a 40% chance the surgery will be unsuccessful… I’m no mathematician, but those odds fucking suck. He’s also infamous for doing a smaller implant than what they wanted, telling them he couldn’t stretch the skin enough, and charging another operation a month later to put the larger implant in. I have no idea how he still has a medical license.

  • Victoria Penna

    ^ more than likely.

    I had to actually convince my best friend, who is a transgirl, to NOT go to Thailand to get her *final* operation – and by convince, I mean I hit her in the head a few times and yelled “bitch are you crazy!? I’m not hanging out in some 3rd world hospital while some doctor cuts off your parts – we need someone who wears gloves and has malpractice insurance.” She paid some shady ass ancient doctor in a nearby city a few grand under the table to cut off her testicles in a dimly lit office using only local anesthetic. The scar looks fucking awful.  

  • Tim

    You can trot out every bit of liberal justification you wish, but he is just that, a he.  You can say sexual idenity is so much more comlicated, but it isn’t.

    This is something that people like you either do, to justify you own twisted view of reality or more often, it’s the standard cheap desire to feel self-righteous by taking an obvious counterconnventional stance.

    More simply put, as in to quote a certain character, “You can call yourself a Chinese jet jockey all you want, it don’t make you one.”

  • Sam

    Pregnant with what? A sumo wrestler? ;)

  • Anonymous

    Okay in this case it would be an issue of not getting knocked out.

  • Anonymous

    Have to agree to disagree with you.Science has shown quite a few trannies were chromosomally supposed to be the other sex but something went wrong.

  • Athena

    God, I know, right?  When people refer to tomatoes as vegetables, it just gets my blood boiling!  

    Oh, no?  Not you?  Gosh, it couldn’t be because the issue doesn’t give you an opportunity to insult a liberal…

    Pick your fuckin’ battles, dude.  You are looking exceptionally petty, right now.  

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I hear ya. Wanna know what really grinds my gears? When people refer to ships as a “she.” I mean, come on! Why would you personify an inanimate object and attribute to them characteristics peculiar to living creatures?!?!?! Gosh!!! :P

  • Anonymous

    Alas, Tim, this isn’t my “twisted view of reality.” Hold on to your scared balls, Tim, because here’s the deal: it’s called science. SCIENCE. That thing you don’t know very much about.

    It has nothing to do with “liberal,” “conservative,” “libertatrian,” or anything else political…although it’s true that sometimes wingnuts will found their own “universities” to “prove” things that real scientists have shown are not true (like the world being created in 7 days). So, for all I know, some wingnut out there might have done that sort of thing in this case, too. Regardless, the truth is the truth.

    Go ahead and educate yourself if you want to. You apparently know how to use a computer, or own a monkey who knows how to use one. So, get your monkey to look up the facts for you: YES, IT IS ACTUALLY more complicated than just the matter of genitalia.

  • Anonymous

     ~Tomayto tomahto~

    Also: “i” before “e” except after “c”…unless the word is “science.”

  • Anonymous

    Please do not mix together animate and inanimate objects. There is no in between. If you keep doing this, my uterus will fall out. Thank you.

  • reapre

    If tomatoes are fruits, that means ketchup is a smoothie…ewwww

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    is it true that her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

  • Anonymous

    absolutely!!!   there will be plenty of room

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    I think that her milkshake makes all the boys run for their lives…or it might have been what caused those earthquakes in Oklahoma.

  • TheLadyDragon

    By the way, I almost killed my Philosophy prof today as he was recounting this story to the class when I told him the police were worried there were other victims too embarrassed to come forward.

  • Anonymous

    Didnt she/he in the pic pass herself off as a medical doctor to this dumbass client? Anyone who believed that was a doctor deserved cement and superglue in their ass, hell the front view is scarier than the side view, what was she going to do? Continue down the leg until it was symmetrical? Those skinny scrawny legs tapering up into the hip part just looks like freak show material.

    And how would cement in your ass feel anyway when you sat down? What happens when you try to dance with cement in your ass? instead of clapping that ass I would imagine its crunching that ass? And I dont even want to think about what hell would break loose if he or she tried to bounce.

  • Nemesis

    This is all the governments fault. If the government would just provide these “self-image enhancements” to the poor this would not happen. With the new “equal outcome” entitlement constitional rights that we have discovered in the constitution I am sure that booty enhancement is a “right” along with cell phones etc. After all, isn’t this what OWS is all about. Equal booty for all !

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Saw this info on another site:

    The woman wanted to work at a nightclub, and searched for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body.

  • MiSs253

    Lmao at “Fix-A-Flat-Ass”! But CEMENT? Seriously??! I can’t even imagine what that poor (not so smart) woman went through! I also can’t help but wonder how many poor (not so smart) guys have checked out that ass and enjoyed it… *GAG*

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric
  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    That is actually a sad story you just told us – I just hugged my testicles.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    WHAT ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Morris traveled in a  black Mercedes – I’m sure there were lots of other victims (Sgt. Bill Bamford of the Miami Gardens Police – the lead Detective on this case says that a flood of calls are coming in from other potential victims now) 700.00 – the price Morris was paid to almost kill this particular victim would only cover 1 car payment.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Ahh … thank you.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

    Pardon me Stacey, I’ve seen you post regularly on here and I am curious…you may want to check that your disqus account has not been hacked, because someone on TCR site, used your name to post a comment that was made a couple of months ago and erased by the poster themselves, when they realized it was in appropriate, however someone has copied and pasted it on the thread, not once but several times over the last couple of months under different names.  I’m really hoping you are not the asshat that has been trolling on TCR with that copy and paste crap and harrassing the other poster…. I don’t believe you are, as I’ve never seen you post anything other than on DD… but it appears someone has gotten your disqus sign on, picture av and all, unless you are the one that actually has been posting it….then my question would be why?

  • Anonymous

    Fix-a-Flat is for tires. Tires have inner tubes. So this chick must have an inner tube in her ass and if she sits on a thumbtack she deflates. I’ve been told it sounds like a woopie cushion when that happens. It’s a common problem with the Fix-a-Flat crowd.