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Christian School Teacher Accused Of Masturbating Behind DeskSchaumburg, IL – A couple of teachers are in the news today, starting with a math teacher at a Christian school who just got busted jacking off behind his desk in front of a classroom full of students.

Police say 75-year-old Paul LaDuke, a teacher at Schaumburg Christian School for over 10 years, was seated behind his podium when he lowered his pants and began masturbating. Another student noticed what he was doing and told another teacher. Since this is not a public school, LaDuke was fired that same day and police were contacted.

On Monday, after investigators interviewed several students, LaDuke was arrested and charged with sexual exploitation of a child. Police believe LaDuke has been doing this several times a year for a decade. Police also said there is no evidence that any students were inappropriately touched or physically harmed.

Maybe it’s because of all the weird shit we post, the only things about this story that surprised me was that LaDuke was capable of an erection and that he chose to lower his pants to take care of it. He’s probably one of those guys who drops their pants to their ankles when taking a piss in a public restroom.

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  • Anonymous

    Masturbation, unlike Mr. LaDuke, never gets old.

  • Anonymous

    “Prior to accepting his position at Schaumburg Christian School, Mr. LaDuke – a former public school teacher – was removed from the classroom in 2001 after a similar incident.  He remains on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of an internal investigation.” 

  • Anonymous

     Articles don’t mention ages or gender, so I’m going to make an assumption in posting a picture.

  • Athena

    I wish public school was more like private school in this respect.  Public school wastes so many goddamn resources protecting shit teachers.  

  • Jemimabean

    I wound up in a Christian high school for a year for some reason (it was one of those “last stop since no- one else will take you” deals when my father really was at the end of his short little tether) and believe me, we had the teachers that no public school would want either (I guess the admission requirements were the same for the staff…)

  • Athena

    Oh, I don’t doubt it.  Obviously, the Christian school took this old perv after being rejected by the public system.  Still, I admire their willingness to fire on the spot, a characteristic painfully lacking in the public system, thanks to a powerful teacher’s union that claims to have the students’ best interests in mind.

    Maybe they’d make more money if they weren’t blowing so much on “paid administrative leave”, guaranteed tenure and “rubber rooms”.  But I digress.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jerri-Blank/100002828502192 Jerri Blank

    Wha-wha-What?!! not only has he been caught before he is still being paid? Holy shit! If I was a parent of a child in this school I would be flipping the hell out on somebody, damn!

  • guillotinegirl

    That poor desk.

  • Anonymous

    I thought that chrisian schools held their staff to higher standards than regular schools.  You’d think that if he’d had a previous incident he’d never have been at the school in the first place.  I never attended a private school, religious or otherwise, but I always had the teachers pictured as a cross between Atila the Hun and a pissed off nun.

    I guess this happens more often than not.  I mean, all we read about now is freaking Jerry Sandusky.  He’s probably going to go down in history as the pedophile with the most victims over a period of time. Sometimes the ugliest stuff is hiding right in the middle of all that golden opportunity.

    Oh and one more thing. What the hell is a 75 year old man doing still teaching? I mean, maybe he forgot where he was or something.

  • Anonymous

    no, jb.  i’m sorry. i was only making a joke about the public school system and their standard approaches to these things.

    jaded has warned me about my penchant for making something i find funny sound official.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been told by many teachers, who I know and respect, that teachers at private schools are generally the ones that can’t get a job at a public school. It makes sense to me, if you can get the higher paying public job why settle for a private gig?

  • Athena

    It’s true – to my knowledge, not only are public school teachers significantly better paid, but they’re also better educated, on average.  Just more proof that a parent’s socio-economic status and involvement plays a much bigger role in a child’s academic success than quality of education.

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  • Dirty Dawgy Style

    I give him credit for being an ‘up and coming’ teacher for his age.

    I can hear the janitor now as he walks behind that podium after ten years of this: “Damn you all to hell Paul LaDuke and you wiener puke.”

  • Anonymous

    “I thought that chrisian schools held their staff to higher standards than regular schools.”

    Well, obviously not their science teachers… or history.

  • Anonymous

    So this is what the crypt keeper from “Tales of The Crypt” looks like before he looses the muscles & meat in his body!?

    Ugh! Caterpillar wrinkly old man dick. *Shivers*

  • Anonymous

    I thought the Crypt Keeper was the “before” picture and this guy was the “after.”

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  • Anonymous

    not being a guy I gotta ask-do ya’ll usually keep your pants on when “taking care of it” in public?  and is this something guys take care of a lot in public?  Inquiring minds wanna know. 

  • Anonymous

    It isn’t necessary to lower the pants much at all for a guy to “take care of it.”  Before anyone gets too critical, I’ve personally seen women “take care of it” while still 100% dressed.

    The “in public” thing is another story…

  • wyrosjr

    It is because they are required to have degrees. Anyone with a HS diploma can teach at a private school. This is one area where public schools get it right.

  • Anonymous

    it just seems like it would get a little messy for a guy

  • wyrosjr

    Most of the private schools here in the south are segregationists. There are black and white private schools. Typically the teachers will be paid about 20,000$ annually and have few benefits. The schools themselves are so-so, very weak in areas such as math/science because they can’t compete for educated teachers. They care the most about whether or not the kid can pay tuition.

  • wyrosjr

    Can’t speak for all men, but an emphatic “No”. How about the ladies?

  • Anonymous

    This story isn’t entirely accurate…he was not fired that day.  in fact the Schaumburg Christian Highschool did their best to try and cover this up.  The student who brought this to light is my best friend’s daughter. 

    Her parents were NOT called by the school, and she was told not to tell anybody.  When she got home and broke down and told her mother what had taken place that day, her mother called me and I called a police dectective friend in a neighboring town, who advised us that by law the school should have reported the incident to police as legally they are mandated reporters. 

    On Saturday morning we called Schaumburg police department and they had no reports of the incident, and advised my friend to bring her into the police station.  Sunday night at 9:30 P.M.  the student’s English teacher called my friend to say that her daughter was mistaken in what she had seen. 

    My friend was very angery and mentioned she had spoken to both police and attorneys and that the school had violated the law by not reporting the icident.  11:30 P.M. Sunday evening the principal then called my friend, they tried to explain away the incident by saying Mr. laDuke had just been tucking in his shirt. 

    Monday morning My friend showed up at the school with her daughter and said either you call the police or I will….I guess they realised this was not going away, and they reluctantly called the police. 

    Funny how the school tried to cover up the incident by claiming he was tucking a shirt in, and he signed a confession stating he has been masterbating in the classroom for about 10 years and often fantasizes about the female students in his class.  He also had pet names for his favorite students, and also referred tomy friend’s daughter as “strawberry”

  • Anonymous

    I try to limit it to home alone time  :)

  • Anonymous

    What school?

  • Anonymous

    Everybody has tried at some point.
    ..Just not in a room full of kids.  Where you are supposed to be the focal point of attention. 

    Not the lowering pants part.  That’s just retarded.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    75 years old and still teaching? He’s like Professor Binns in Harry Potter the professor who died and his spirit just got up and went to teach class the next day as if nothing happened lol.I feel bad for those who had to witness him showing himself some love

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_V3WO3COWQC5IBHNPQVKIM5WHGU Douche Nozzle

    wait… is there something wrong with what he did?
    and who cleaned up after him? The janitor?

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    I can never get over the nerve of these people. The Judges that are holding court for shits sake, and are wanking all through the process. And here you got a teacher in the middle of teaching who decided, “well yeah…it’s a great time to wank off…”

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  • CT

    10 Years?  Ewwwwww

  • LeaveMeBe

    Now this sounds more like how school administration (public & private, in my experience) runs. I thought for a minute after reading this story that I had ended up in an alternate universe.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    YOU SHOULD BE SORRY BUSTER … I THOUGHT THAT POSTING WAS LEGIT TOO … BUT WE MEN MUST STICK TOGETHER, SO I WON’T TURN YOU IN … MUMS THE WORD … THEY ARE ALREADY WORKING ON ELIMINATING ANY NEED FOR MEN … THESE ARE BACK ROOM MEETINGS FOR WOMEN ONLY … BUT I HAVE MY SPIES.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    You said it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “higher paying public job” Really ? Not in Dallas.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    WHEN THE GREAT PENIS CALLS FEW WILL FAIL TO HEED THE CRY !!!!!
    FAP!! FAP!! FAP !!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “This story isn’t entirely accurate” If your comment is correct that is the understatement of the year.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Everybody has tried at some point.” Speak for yourself Bub … I am not a public exhibitionist,and likewise I don’t beat my meat while wearing clothing.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Nothing a Kleenex can’t cure usually.This freaky ass old timer probably kept a box beside him at all times.
    Cum can have a loud smell though,and the smell can unconsciously cause others to become horny …
    never mind, this guy is so old there most likely wasn’t any cum,just a dry well …
     then again someone once told me that just because a tree is old does not mean that the wood is dead …
    so I really guess that I have no idea what the fuck.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Women are made differently (I know this is obvious,but still).

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