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Woman Denied Free Chinese Food, Naked Mayhem EnsuesBrooklyn, NY – In a clear foreboding of the apocolypse, an unidentified woman caused panic after a ‘dispute’ with a Chinese restaurant over their unwillingness to give her free food.

The incident began at around 3PM last Thursday, when the woman — who, at that time, was fully clothed — walked into Dragon China restaurant and demanded free food after finding the word “free” on the take-out menu.

“She asked the cashier, ‘Everything is for free?’ ” said the restaurant’s owner, Dajo Zhao. When told “no,” Zhou said that the woman then slammed her fingers down on the menu, while screaming, “Free! Free! Free! Free!”

Another customer reportedly told her that she was crazy. In an obvious bid to prove that person wrong, the disgruntled customer started throwing ‘everything she could get her hands on’ and ‘screaming with rage.’ She reportedly moved to the back of the restaurant, where she ‘pushed over equipment, threw food, and punched a chef.’

“I walked in and I saw an old lady trashing the place,” said Noreen Monier, who owns a nearby store. “I told her to stop and she threw a watermelon at me. She had superhuman strength.”

She then reportedly exited the restaurant and removed her clothing (NSFW photo here). A passing car trying to get through the melee came to a stop as the woman laid down on the hood in an obvious statement about …something (NSFW photo here). The woman reportedly then made her way back into the restaurant, where she continued her tirade by throwing Snapple bottles to the floor and at witnesses. That part of her tirade was immortalized on YouTube in a NSFW video here.

“She’s picking up the phones, answering calls, and throwing money,” said witnesses.

At this point in the mayhem, a fire that broke out on the restaurant’s broiler from money being thrown at it and it began to spread. Police arrived on the scene about the time as fire fighters. As the firefighters contained the blaze, police took her into custody. It was reported that they had a little trouble apprehending her, but were able to do so.

One source reported that the man walking his dog – who is seen in the YouTube video – tried to intervene in the arrest while insisting that it was a medical matter. The account said that police took him into custody, too, and – when the man’s wife came to his defense – they took her into custody, also.

Witnesses said that the woman is a regular along Third Avenue, sometimes seen talking to herself as she walks down the street. Neighborhood residents reported that she had not caused trouble in the past. This time was notably different.

Although she was handcuffed, it was not reported if the woman was actually arrested. I am thinking that she was Baker Acted, instead.

So… about that free food…

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  • Anonymous

    And that’s what happens when you let Granny get into your bath salts….

  • Dirty Dawgy Style

    Wow…I am truly amazed, if not shocked, to say the least…..Chinese restaurants have CHEF’s?

  • Jemimabean

    That was my first thought too- someone’s been at the Ivory Snow a bit too much.

  • Jemimabean

    The biggest tragedy here is her gross abuse of the Snapple- it’s difficult to find here but it’s soooo nice! And here some naked trollop is wasting.

  • Jemimabean

    What’s really shocking is her “hood ornament” pose. My eyes cannot just UNSEE things.

  • Anonymous

    Why did they not lock the door after she decided to leave to be a hood ornament.Why do the nutty ones always have to get naked?

  • Anonymous

    Starting off the morning right, again Kniption :) Makes me want to get all kinds of nekkid. I don’t think the Sears repair man would appreciate it though. they don’t get paid enough. :P

  • Anonymous

    If I were that person with the car, I’d just go ahead and buy a new one, and never, ever speak of what happened to the old one.

  • Dirty Dawgy Style

    I know, right. But at least she picked a cool looking car.
    Getting the butt crack imprint washed off would be the next order of business.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao,no way to get old butt print or crotch rot off the hood :P

  • Dirty Dawgy Style

    I wonder if the driver of the sports car drove at 60 mph, with her naked and spread out on the hood like that, would there be a whistling sound?

  • Optimus_past_my_Prime

    Seriously, what does it take to get a little free grub these days?

  • Anonymous

    maybe between her ears.

  • Anonymous

    Ah, technology.  Nothing happens now that doesn’t end up on YouTube eventually.

    Remember that the next time you decide to go on a rampage in a Chinese restaurant.

  • Anonymous

    ” In a clear foreboding of the apocolypse”.Lolz. Kudos for making me giggle pre- coffee. :)

  • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

    Too bad she didn’t do this in a Brazilian restaurant.  They could’ve taken care of that monstrous bush she has.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    I knew there was a reason I liked Chinese food

  • Sam

    …AND got her to do a Funniest Home Videos worthy hippity-hoppity pain dance in the process! As much as i DON’T want to see the available pics / vid – i would def watch THAT! :)

  • Sam

    Eww. I can hear flapping.

  • Sam

    Thanks for the warning. I was in two minds about whether to click through to the pics – now i’m thinking HELL NO ;)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Another reason to add to my list of “Why I Have No Desire to Visit New York”. If anything like this were to happen anywhere I was I would just fall down and start laughing helplessly until it was all over.

  • CT

    Is that Camilla Parker Bowles? 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    For once, I’m praising my poor vision and the need to update my lens prescription!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

    *punches kniption* RED ONE!

  • shannie

    No it’s Enzo’s Mom…she found out about Boo and the fatherfucking…

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    LMFAO I almost spit coke when I saw her all spread eagle on the front of that car!
    As far as her having Superhuman strength well thats what PCP will do to ya!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    SHANNIE!!!!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7R7S6UQXTLCFLIV4CRD7NS75TY Bryan

    Right. What happens in Vegas ends up on YouTube.

  • Anonymous

    I think the question is why do the ugly ones always have to get naked?

  • shannie

    RACHEL ANN!!!!

  • CT

    Damn you YouTube!  I was too late – they removed it. 

  • Anonymous

    Finally, some decent porn on the internet.  It only took 16 years.

    You eat the kung pao chicken granny, I’m gonna fap myself senseless.

  • guillotinegirl

    Newsflash Noreen Monier: throwing a watermelon does not equal super human strength.

  • shannie

    I know..bunch of pussy’s ..can’t handle a little “old lady nude rampage”!

  • Enzo the Fucking Baker

    That’s my mom you’re beating off to!

  • Enzo the Fucking Baker

    My mom usually sticks to doing this sort of thing at Thanksgiving, Christmas, and the wedding/funeral type Baciball family gatherings.  She took it public this time. You should all be thanking her.Look at that artistic car snow angel move. You ladies wish you could air out  old mossy muff like she did.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao Sam *gag*

  • Anonymous

    True.

  • Anonymous

    OY thats our Royalty your besmirching here.  OH NO wait she was the Princes Tart wasn’t she untill he put a ring on it..so go on besmirch and yes she does look like her from certain angles.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “She asked the cashier, ‘Everything is for free?’ ” said the
    restaurant’s owner, Dajo Zhao. When told “no,” Zhou said that the woman
    then slammed her fingers down on the menu, while screaming, “Free! Free!
    Free! Free!”

    That is fucking hilarious.

    “I walked in and I saw an old lady trashing the place,” said Noreen
    Monier, who owns a nearby store. “I told her to stop and she threw a
    watermelon at me. She had superhuman strength.”

    LMAO.

    I’m not posting anymore quotes from this article – the whole thing is pretty much funny as Hell.Great story.

  • CT

    Something to strive for in my old age.  She may have set the bar to high for us, baker. 

  • CT

    I know.  I’ll have to make my own video. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Damn it to Hell … I was too late the u tube vid has been pulled     :(

    “This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube’s policy on nudity or sexual content.”

  • Anonymous

    Are you bragging or complaining? 

    Tell her I got my machete and I’m going bushwhackin’.  We’re gonna play hide the chopstick.

  • Anonymous

    My thought, too!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Please do.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LMAO

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    After I got over my initial shock I would have been mad as Hell, at her hopping onto the hood of my nice ass car.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Well you could try stripping naked,and then run around throwing shit and yelling “Give me fuckin free food.” See how that works out for ya.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Newsflash gullotinegirl – it depends on how far she threw it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5WYTW5UWWTGEKN4L2HBZ7I4E5E Zazen

    Plus I’m sure it’ll make excellent footage for ‘Old Girls Gone Wild’. You wanna see it, gotta go buy the DVD, chump =D

  • Enzo the Fucking Baker

    Both. Her honey pot is all that and a side of General Tso! And since this has gone public, calls from all the 5 boroughs have been pouring in. Now I’m gonna have to hire someone to man the bakery while I do PR for Mama Baciballs. A bakers work is never done.

  • Wildheart

    You guys are priceless…thanks for all the laughs! :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Damn you !!! FREE !  FREE !  FREE !
    Which one is your car ? I am about to strip naked,and go outside and Pete Puma your shit.

  • Anonymous

    It also depends on how big it is.  Imagine throwing a Carolina Cross any distance at all.

    –Al

  • http://twitter.com/LaylaLolly Hibbidywhoblah

    Dammit, can anyone find the video anywhere else?!?

  • BooBooKittyFuck

    I like Chinese food…but not enough to get naked and cause chaos over…Sweet and Sour Cat and Dog Fried Rice just isn’t enough for me to flash my clam and breasties for…I don’t envy the people who had to see this woman’s splatter tits and pubetastic junk in person…or the cops that had to handle her…makes me shudder, gag and dry heave….

  • BooBooKittyFuck

    Make sure to include Peking duck in this video of yours…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justice-King/100002460405171 Justice King

    Hell, I’d fuck ‘er.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justice-King/100002460405171 Justice King

    Hell, I’d fuck ‘er.

  • Anonymous

    If I was the chef of that restaurant and I could see into the future when she came in, I promise I would give her as much free egg foo young as she could eat just to avoid seeing her fried egg boobies and getting stuff thrown at me.

  • Anonymous

    Like sails in the breeze…except these sails smell a bit like low tide.

  • Anonymous

    Me too-I was bummed.

  • Anonymous

    No one wants to see pete Puma naked.

  • Anonymous

    Well my kids do this crazy dance that we call “The Crazy Dance” where they dance & shake their heads at the same time & it looks hilarious. I guess if they throw something it would be funnier??????

    (The 1yr old looks hilarious cause he’s bouncing up & down while shaking his head & we tell him: “Shake it, Bebe! Shake it!” & he does everything harder.

  • Anonymous

    Are you kidding me!??? That hood ornament is hilarious! It would’ve been better if it was one of those stuffed up rich pricks that use cars as an attachment of their manhood.

    “Get this whore off my BENTLEY! THERE’S PUSSY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOOD!!! I JUST BOUGHT IT BRAND NEW AN HOUR AGO!”

  • Anonymous

    I know I love that Peach iced tea!

  • Anonymous

    Make sure he isn’t an ex employee of ComCast Cable.

  • Anonymous

    Pete puma does.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Wow….one can laugh and puke at the same time! Thanks, bdong!

  • Anonymous

    That’s what I was thinking. At a certain point, wouldn’t it just be easier to give her free food, as long as she promised to take it to go?

  • Anonymous

    You mean carfax won’t have that info ?!?!? Well damn,so much for accurate reporting!

  • Anonymous

    Nothing in life is free, you look hard enough u will find the cost every single time.

  • Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT!!! Lol!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    how do you DO that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    What if I throw in dessert?

  • Anonymous

    I think she has nice tits for her age.

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  • CT

    Liar.  I’ve seen what you’ve done for a cupcake.

  • Anonymous

    muaaaaahahahahhaha!!!!

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