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Man Arrested For Paddling Mall Worker One Time Too ManyRapid City, SD – David Spencer, 54, from Kent in the UK, was arrested Monday after an employee in a South Dakota shopping mall complained that his attempt to sell her a sex fetish paddle went too far. Well… just a little too far.

RCPD spokesperson Tarah Heupel reported that the female employee of Northern Lights Art said Spencer came into the store Saturday and tried to sell her a sex fetish paddle for $10. She reportedly refused. The complaint then described Spencer offering to let the employee spank him for $1 – highlighting, of course, the low cost of living in South Dakota. The victim told police she let Spencer smack her ass once with the paddle, but – according to the criminal complaint – Spencer allegedly spanked her a second time without her permission.

The employee did not report the incident to police until she spotted Spencer in the mall again on Monday. She then called mall security, who, in turn, called police.  During the investigation, Spencer told police he was, essentially, funding his travels through the US one fetish paddle and/or spank at a time.

Spencer was arrested for simple assault and taken into custody. The judge set Spencer’s bond at 250 paddles – or 2500 spanks.

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  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Ya know, I’ve been looking for a new career….

    Oh, and RAWR!!

  • Tundratot

    In a mall.  In SD.  Someone is selling sex toys. Store to store.  And demonstrating them. 

    How did he not get arrested before?  Perhaps if he had been selling them as child discipline devices and offering to spank the kids for customers.  Or as educational aids.   Or even as bread leavening devices.

  • Jemimabean

    If all he was selling was paddles it’s no wonder he’s still stuck in South Dakota. If you want to get to Des Moines, you need a dildo, for Christ’s sake.

  • Anonymous

    If I was mayor: The cops would have logged the paddle into evidence, took 34.5 photos of her bare assaulted ass then in court he would be given a “slap on the wrist” and fined a dollar.

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    I’d be arresting the store employee for spanking. Isn’t that an assault? Just saying

  • Anonymous

    she (the employee/victim) didn’t take him up on the $1 spank.  she offered her own butt up for a test spank.  according to her, the door-to-door paddle salesman snuck a second spank in.  …and that is why his is now in jail.

    a legal boundary of consent placed between one ass-smack and two seems a fine line indeed…

  • Anonymous

    I’ll start the line. Is it a buck per smack or do I get hit for a set amount of time?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Gotta keep things moving in an orderly fashion – gimme money and move to the back of the line once the sting sets in. 

  • Optimus_past_my_Prime

    A “Up shit creek without a paddle” comment would be way to easy here………..way too easy. :)

  • Anonymous

    How much was he selling these paddles for? :p

  • Anonymous

    This is a product the judge’s daughter in the next article will NEVER BUY! Hell, she’d probably get PTSD if this were to occur to her.

  • Anonymous

    I did not know that there was a spank to paddle ratio – interesting ….

  • LeaveMeBe

    “Hello there! My name is Spencer and I’m selling sex fetish paddles. I’d be happy to demonstrate. Would you like a test swat?”

    “Well, hello! I’m LMB and I’m selling penis pumps. I’ll take a test swat if your willing to let me kick your fun sacs to the roof of your mouth. Then we can see how well my product works for you. Deal?” 
    :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

    Who the fuck would let this creepy douche get even one whack in?
    Sorry can’t feel bad for idiots. I mean wtf was she never paddled as a kid? Its not very arousing unless you know you’re into that kinda stuff.

  • Anonymous

    I’m assuming he was cute, and that’s why she let him. No mugshot though- if this guy is ugly, she’s going to have some ‘splainin’ to do…

  • Anonymous

    Obviously if you plan on only administering seven or eight whacks, it would be more economical to rent.

    Good to know… Not that I’d ever stop there… ;-)

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure it’s fair to charge him, honestly. Unless she specifically said “No” before the second whack, how is what he did assault? The entire way she handled this is really strange.

  • LeaveMeBe

    This is the way I feel too. Plus, this all could have been avoided if they had a safety word in place.

  • Anonymous

    perhaps they did.  but choosing “again!” as a safety word is just a really bad idea…

  • LeaveMeBe

    Like x’s 100

  • Anonymous

    Oh, now you tell me…

  • Anonymous

    I came on here to comment that this sounded like your dream job.

  • Robert

    Tell me ole’ Dangerous one, how bad have you been?

  • Robert

    That is a nice ass in the photo, kinda gets me a thinking!!!!
    Honey, come here, you been bad again haven’t you?
    Time for a lesson, as I put on my principal uniform, and she puts on her Catholic school girl uniform, just saying !!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Love u

  • Anonymous

    Well, that depends on who you ask.

  • aka jas

    This is ridiculous!  Did she have “spankers remorse”.  Stupid.

  • Anonymous

    Lolling @ “spankers remorse,” and trying to figure out how to contrive a situation that will allow me to use that phrase IRL…

  • aka jas

    Good luck, ive been trying to think of how to use it as a facebook status without sounding creepy for days. ;.)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Thank you, DKoS…the check is in the mail.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    You know me so well! :)

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO Kniption.  I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to figure out what I’ve been doing wrong…

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    3 claps to that