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Woman Jailed After Offering To Blow Cop For $17

October 31, 2011 at 3:11 am by  

Woman Jailed After Offering To Blow Cop For $17Fort Walton Beach, FL — Janet Overdurf, 45, was taken into custody over the weekend after she reportedly flagged down an undercover officer and offered to blow him for a minimal fee.

According to police, Overdurf, presumably standing on the corner of Main and Desperate, motioned the officer over at about 8:00 Saturday evening. When the officer stopped, Overdurf allegedly offered up her oral skills. Her price, $25. The officer, obviously a haggler, talked her down to the low, low price of $17.

At this point, you’re probably mumbling something like, “Damn, Jaded! Slow news day, or what?” Yes, my friends. Yes, it is.

Anyway, once the two settled on the price, Overdurf was placed under arrest for prostitution. To make matters worse, during the pat down, the officer reportedly found a crack pipe stashed somewhere in the vicinity of the woman’s crotch. For that, an additional charge of possession of paraphernalia was tacked on. Surprisingly, this isn’t Overdurf’s first go-round with police…she has at least two prior arrests for prostitution.

Seventeen bucks, Demonites. Deal or no deal? Personally, I would’a stuck to my guns ’til she settled on a buck fiddy and a coupon for a free order of fries at McD’s.

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    • Anonymous

      to be clear… she was gonna pay him, right?!

    • Anonymous

      She couldn’t even give it away.  OMG.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      You would think…

    • Anonymous

      Yah her buddies get $10.00 but Janet gets extra b/c of that toothless grin thing. :S

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

      Seriously, look at her/him. Her/him only wanted a place to stay for the weekend. What better way to get a cot and three hots……….. Offer a cop 25 buck o rues

    • Anonymous

      “45″. Damn. She sucks as a prostitute.

      WIth teeth in, 25 bucks.With teeth out, 17 bucks.

      Being an artifically “natural’ blonde cougar helps explains why she was trying to smoke crack with her crotch.

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      Personally, I’d insist on missionary intercourse, so I could tongue-kiss her beautiful mouth deeply and often throughout the whole 20 seconds.

    • Optimus_past_my_Prime

      Whatever change I had in my pocket at the time and a smoke. Final offer.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      Yes, but how much would you pay for the privilege, Pete?

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      I pay all my bills in semen. Everything’s worth something, no?

    • Harley_Tech

      How about $20 to get as far away from me as her four legs can carry her?

      R

    • Prominent Prozac

      “during the pat down, the officer reportedly found a crack pipe stashed somewhere in the vicinity of the woman’s crotch” ..I wonder how much she generally charges for that.

    • Jemimabean

      But she’s just such a vision! And she was practically giving it away! What’s wrong with cops today?

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      All I keep thinking about is her pipe and it’s location. And how she probably smells like Fish and gym socks….one of those smells you could cut with a butter knife, stay down orange juice, stay down.
      Anyhoo, 17 dollars is no discount in this case….overpriced.

    • Jemimabean

      The “crack” pipe- was she planning on smoking something in that thing? Eeeuuuuw…

    • Anonymous

      Actually, your little soldiers might be worth more then her going price. I sperm bank will pay a qualified donor 500.00 to 600.00 bucks per donation. You have to have a degree, no diseases, and most places insist on the donor being 5’9″ or taller. If you meet those minimum qualifications you might be picked up and can donate once every three days.

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      Exactly…I find this detail most disturbing of all…SHE was gonna use it later…..eeeeeek!

    • http://tothechest.com Pete Puma

      My I.Q. hovers around 70, depending upon the phase of my syphilitic mind.  I am 6’2″ though.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      My god, don’t give the man any ideas!! Can you imagine a bunch of miniature Pete’s running loose? Scary…

    • CT

      For some reason I’ve always thought no teeth would be a higher going rate?  Better suction ability without the toofers getting in the way.

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

      surprised he wasn’t able to haggle her down to $5…lmao.. she’s way over priced

    • Anonymous

      Jaded?Was she going to stab the officer with her concealed crack pipe weapon? .:P

    • guillotinegirl

      I’d give her $5 and bus fare to the closest person I hate.

    • Anonymous

      I’m sitting here thinking he should consider it a helluva deal, since obviously there won’t be any biting… and then I thought “omg Darsa you’re disgusting!”.  Reading the above posts made me feel LOTS better.  Or at least less lonely in my nasty thoughts, lol.

    • Anonymous

      After looking at her picture a few times, I’ve come to the conclusion that if I were the guy, she’d definitely have to be paying me….. and it better be $17 PLUS.  Good god, the woman looks like she’s been “road hard and put up wet.”

    • Anonymous

      Iam sure the companies your paying have a special bin(dumpster) for your mail.They can’t read it anyways with the ink all smeared. :P

    • Anonymous

      Happy Halloween Demonites. I see this woman is ready with her orange pumpkin jumpsuit. :P

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trisha-Doran/1055147616 Trisha Doran

      Wow that’s a  hard 45, seriously.  I look way better than that!  And I’m 49!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jill-Stutsman/100002918855242 Jill Stutsman

      Can somebody pleeeze get me her number? My brothers B-day is this week and I know he’d just love a skanky snaggle toothed crack whore…

    • Coyote

      I wonder if she had change for a $20.

    • Anonymous

      Your prices are off. She should get more for teeth out.  Me, I’d rather be blown by that donkey/prostitute below.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.a.prince Rachel Ann Prince

      That’s one rough looking 45 my goodness talk about a double brown bag special without the eye hole cutouts coz who would want to look into those sad desperate eyes as you’re trying to bust a nut? 

    • Anonymous

      You’re boyfriend looks in your eyes? Aww, that’s sweet.

    • Anonymous

      I’ve been called vulgar and uncouth by many but after visiting this website I feel quite refined. 

    • LeaveMeBe

      So, what are you trying to say? ;)

    • LeaveMeBe

      After reading this and seeing her picture, I have come to the conclusion that I am way undercharging my husband. Boy, is he going to be pissed when he sees the price increases on the menu.

    • Anonymous

      You should’ve made the title be: “$17 blow job, offer only applies to FL”.

    • Pyncky

      I’d pay her WAY more than that NOT to blow me or even touch me.  *gagging sounds*

    • Pyncky

      20 seconds?  Liar.  No one is that manly.

    • Pyncky

      That picture.  Is that Hulk Hogan?

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      That makes two of us.

    • Anonymous

      I’m thinking I want back pay too for all the years I didn’t charge my husband.

    • Anonymous

      Your probably right on the prices but I didn’t want to dwell too long on really thinking about it as I was trying to eat breakfast while typing.

    • Anonymous

      This is a valid point. But not being a conicerge of ugly old prostitutes I erroniously may have miscalculated their worth…lol

    • reapre

      I had a BJ from a 39 y/o not too long ago, for free.  She was just happy to have a warm meal in her belly…What’s with this broad thinking she can charge that much, in this economy, at that age? She better be one hot piece of ass.  

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

      come on Rachel…we both know beauty is only a light switch away

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

      maybe she can give you a special birthday price

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

      definitely feeling better about my own 49 years for sure..lmao

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

       That is one ugly Bitch.
      I would almost rather have a shot of Bath Salts,and an option to fuck someones Pygmy goat.
      I choose option 3 – a bottle of lotion, and some pulled pork.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      And you know this how exactly ?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

       LMAO

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      LMAO.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      ” You have to have a degree” THAT’S RACIST !!!
      OPPS … That slipped out …

    • CT

      I actually had someone tell me it made a difference but as a heterosexual male, I imagine you do not want to hear the details of the conversation. Enough said.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      lmao.You kill me Pete.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      I know right.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      She would be all over your ass for a premo deal like that  … she might even take a hit of Lysol to flush some of the smelly bacteria out before inserting your penis.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      LOL.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      I’m thinking she would let you stash your crack pipe inside her coochie for free … however, every time  you want her to withdraw it there would most likely be a fee … it’s what the banking industry calls “Good Business”.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Lots is wrong with cops today  … just not that amount of “lots”.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      So …if you had a penis she could toot on 15.00 would green light the transaction ? 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Well at least she knows what her crack was cut with …

    • Optimus_past_my_Prime

      The joke’s on her Ced, I quit smoking nine years ago!! BAH!!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Thanks for withholding (lol).
      Just to be clear – the thought of a woman with no actual teeth in her mouth sucking me is a turn off … to be hot a woman needs teeth of her own in her mouth.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      LMAO.
      Good One.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Unless the pic is w-a-y misleading the only thing hot  is her fire crotch.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      Do you look like the beauty queen in the pic ?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

       LMAO.

    • Prominent Prozac

      You call it a coochie?My ex said that once during sex..I don’t think I ever LOL’d so hard.I just call it a who-ha..Not that that’s any better

    • LeaveMeBe

      I sure hope not Cedric, I sure hope not. But they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what do I know? If I put my pic side by side with hers I’d have to say I was at least a 100 on a scale of 1 to 10, with the understanding that Quasimodo could beat this babe in a beauty contest.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      Hell yeah, that’s hot.  Gotta have eye contact.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      You’re a GREAT sister!  My family only gets me clothes :(

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      Cooter, love box, choach, venus penis trap, va j j, banana box, breakfast of champions…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      Wth, I have never had a random woman come up to me and just offer to blow me.  I feel like my life is incomplete now..  Usually you have to buy them a few drinks first and invest time in conversation and what not…so 17 bucks seems like one hell of a deal….  If you didn’t see her first and it was through some hole in the wall.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000162059327 Catherine Hughes

      “Personally, I would’a stuck to my guns ’til she settled on a buck fiddy and a coupon for a free order of fries at McD’s.”
      I still find it overpriced. Of course it could be because people here are too goddam cheap to buy condoms and use the supermarket’s plastic bags instead and pay the “gurlz” 15 cent (I’m from europe). 15 cent = price of plastic bag here.

      On the other hand after reading the story I cant get Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo by the bloodhound gang outta my head.
       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM&feature=artist

    • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

      Well you may get by with it. But her. Com’on now. WOULD YOU????

    • Anonymous

      In a word. NO!

    • Anonymous

      45 years old?  I thought the “45″ meant her top take home weekly earnings. 

    • Jemimabean

      I think that there are a select few who would look at that and think “Any port in a storm…”

    • Jemimabean

      “Breakfast of champions” LOL!

    • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

      There is no green lighting the transaction with my hype scenario penis…..BUT if there is some dude somewhere willing to pay this chick…he can have at it…..it would only be fitting.

    • reapre

      She might have like, the reverse myspace angles.  Be really anti-photogenic, like Sarah Jessica Parker, but then again can’t really compare women to horses, so I guess my point is moot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=718600192 Tim Bates

      I’d rather nail a guy than her that’s for certain.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      LOL.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      WOW … I can’t believe you would give up Mickey D. fries … that’s one of the few things that they serve that’s good.I would have offered her the ketchup pack to go away – bet she would have taken that deal.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      “I have never had a random woman come up to me and just offer to blow me.”
      Really Michael ? Never ? Man,you have missed out … back when I used to run the streets this would happen to me all the time … you just gotta pick the correct streets to run.I once got this chick down to 5.00 for a blow job … (keep in mind this was back when I was about 18 or so – before my Marine Corps,and police days)since she was nice looking – I was pretty proud of the deal,didn’t even mind the fact that she was a spitter.5.00 good looking crack heads – good times;I miss those days.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      LOL.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

      I would have sent your ass home … right then …  “My ex said that once during sex..I don’t think I ever LOL’d so hard.” You most likely did irreparable damage to that poor guys ego.

    • Anonymous

      Looking at this ladies pic I’m thinking it would be like sticking my dick inside a dead Armadillo – I just don’t see the point of doing either one of them.  

    • Prominent Prozac

      He liked it.-Sex can be fun.Once he asked me to call him Megatron..And yes I did.

    • Prominent Prozac

      I just call it “a trap”.

    • Anonymous

      What can I say, women don’t want stupid short babies. I picked my boyfirends partly because they are good genetic matches. Tall, smart, even tempered, and degree having. To quote Young MC…

      “Girls a fakin’ … goodness sakin’ / They want a man who brings home the bacon / Got no money and you got no car / Then you got no woman and there you are …”

    • Anonymous

      Awww, your bedwoom talk is soooo cute. Do you tell you tell her “I love you” too?

    • Anonymous

      In this case the storms a hurricane.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

      Yes, but it sounds really really muffled.

    • Anonymous

      Of course they found a crack pipe. In fact, if they didn’t find a crackpipe on someone who offered to give a blowjob for 17 bucks, I would be worried. lol If crack wasn’t involved this would be much sadder. lol

    • Anonymous

      Okay, I lovingly blow my husband on a regular basis, one time was twice before breakfast, and once before lunch and later again that night all in the same day when we were so in love…but I can’t think of a dollar amount of less than a million that would allow me to blow a complete stranger, of whom I have no idea about his cleanliness habits. And I would need the money in my account first….Yech!!!

    • http://twitter.com/LaylaLolly Hibbidywhoblah

      Coming from her, this seems more like a threat than an offer.

    • Kwumey

      just how does one get this hagged out in 45 yrs? She looks like the Mom of a 45 yr old

    • netsiren

      She looks like the hooker that Quagmire married in Boston on a drunken rampage on last night’s episode of “Family Guy”….Seriously just exactly like her….Awesome.