Man Threatens Fiancée Flambe After Being Denied Drinking Money

“And before any of you women out there get any crazy ideas… he’s engaged!”SO AM I !!!!  HAHAHA. Just not to this arson! My guy likes me hot. Just not on fire! I can get carried away ya know!

Of course she had no money.  The Golden Corral’s all you can eat buffet can really put a dent in your pocket. 

It makes you wonder that his GF had no issues with being doused with gas and lit on fire?  Is this a common occurrence?  What’s next?  An iron to the head with a hot poker up the butt for good measure ?  The possibilities are endless in the land of white trash. 

This is going to be one hell of a white trash wedding..I can’t wait to get my invite.

Burned hands really have to fuck with your happy party buzz, poor bastard.

I can’t believe (yes I can) that this woman would just “go to bed” after her man just tried to burn her ass alive…WITH an accelerant….like trying to seal the deal. So he put you out and you go on back to bed? Had I just recovered from that..his ass would have been reliving The Burning Bed with me as Farah, and him strapped down…You won’t need beer money where I am about to send you pal.

My husband inadvertently set my hair alight once- we had a bunch of candles on the nightstand and the mattress, along with my hair, somehow caught alight. Aside from being a bit of a passion killer, I doubt it was even remotely close to what happened with Britney and K-Fed over here.

Lena, as much as some like to pretend that women don’t take guys like this back, most of us know better. And while there is sympathy and empathy within me….stupidity is just a big part of this..I have alot of intolerance for stupidity. She by no means deserved to be burned alive, and she is LUCKY to have survived (if this asshole is willing to go to these extremes) I am sure she has seen such shit before. But having survived, one would think she would have reacted much differently the curling up and going to sleep…..

Yeah illy, I’m still confused by the fact she just got up and went to the couch… but then again, nothing surprises me much anymore in the abuse that a person will accept.  So glad that they are keeping this buttwipe in jail, lord only knows what he would try to do to her now and possibly succeed at.

Something tells me that this woman is somewhat accustomed to things like this happening on a regular basis.  I mean, if he douses her head with gasoline and lights her up, then puts out the fire, there’s still got to be some damage, right? Who in their right mind just toddles off to bed after her fiance tries to barbeque her ass??

Yeah, this is definitely going to be the white trash wedding of the century, for real.

I can only imagine.

She got fuckin lit on fire, and just went back to bed? Ugh. I mean, yeah, I was in an abusive relationship once, I can relate to the crazy not leaving shit, but… when he tries to roast you like a pig… if you don’t leave then…. I can no longer feel that much sympathy for you.

I’m hoping it comes out that she was just realllllly drunk.

That is what I was thinking.  She was obviously drunk and just wanted to sleep. He had the opportunity to just take the money and go rather than set her on fire. And he did a lousy job of it. That may be the only good thing to come out of this.

Mmmmm…Golden Corral 

Oh please, Jaded. Like you’d ever date a guy who couldn’t bring his own booze money to the relationship!

Well, he could have done that, but obviously the bitch had to learn!

So … since this article involves two of the stupidest people breathing oxygen in the world today – my question would be : Was there really a crime committed, other then the fact that they are both still wasting oxygen ?

I am thinking that you meant really,really drunk … because otherwise she is not only really,really stupid,but really,really nasty too – going back to sleep with gasoline in your hair;just the thought starts my stomach to heaving … and don’t get me started on the fact that she was torturing that poor dog.

In other news the dog is still upset about this Bitch waking him up with gasoline hair,and smoke in the air.

 LOL.

You would do that to the man who just saved your drunk ass ?

 I love that place … well – I love that place when you can get food there that little demon kids haven’t finger fucked …

Actually I’m still single … oh,wait …

“The Golden Corral’s all you can eat buffet can really put a dent in your pocket.”

Not to mention what it will do to your stomach, intestines and butthole on the way out 

Trick or treat, Lena!

All at the same time?

Shocked me too. I can see waiting until he left to call the cops. But the the second the door closed behind him my ass would be dialing 911.

And here I thought there was hope for us, Ced.  :’-(

WTF ? LOL.

I hate when I can’t get the smell of gasoline off of my hands after pumping gas much less having it poured on my head!  I can’t imagine how she could sleep unless she was shitfaced.

I love the Corral … stop attempting to degrade one of my favorite places.

LOL. It really was.

 I would like to see that file – see if you can get a copy.

Spacegrass – What did this lady ever do to you ? Why on earth would you want to deny her a warm place to live ? 

You don’t beat wives (unless it’s self defense or the bitch takes your last beer after a hard day’s work) nor are you a douchebag.

Sorry but you ain’t a catch by DD standards.

Huh, so would I Cedric, so would I.

fingers?!  once saw a kid lick the thousand island dressing ladle before parking it back in the dressing reservoir.  a big lick…

You’d obviously fit right on on the Jersey Shore

What do you consider weird?

I never eat at places like that for that very reason.  All kinds of folks touching the food and coughing and sneezing on it.  Just nasty.

Cool, looking forward to it Jgo

I don’t think this woman is stupid. The fact that she is STILL ALIVE having to live with a maniac like this says a lot for her survival skills. 

Yeah Ceds, do answer, who do you think is weird?

If “finger fucked” food is at one of your favorite places, what is like at places you hate?

He didn’t mean it.  He loves her. She made him do it. 

Seriously – I think he would have to slit her throat before she figured out his dick wasn’t worth it.

one time when my brother was little ( I was quite young too and looking after him)  I looked over at the salad bar and he had a straw in the blue cheese dressing just sucking away.  I grabbed him and ran out of the door.  NO of course I did not alert the workers of his spit in the dressing. 

The cold’s gone WOO HOO! *Does the moon walk & half way trips, lands on her ass & grumbled to herself*

We restarted the potty training & so far so good. *Thumb up*

I’m Team Tracey, personally, I think she’s just fantastic! I don’t know how either of those girls could date Mikey, he’s a total bimbro and they’re so together *lol*

No, no, no, as I recall, we had “load- shedding” in our area at the time and I needed the light to read a book.

Derp