I know, I know…we don’t usually cover stories from this region, and Morbid will probably have my head for it, but dammit! I found an awesome pic of a smiling donkey to accompany the story, so I’m running with it.
Sunday Moyo, 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, early Sunday morning. At his court hearing earlier this week, Moyo admitted to the doinking, but explained to the judge that the donkey was really a hooker he had hired at a nightclub the night before.
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”
Don’t you just hate when that happens? And the bitches never want to refund your money afterwards, either.
Anyway, Moyo reportedly went on to say that he is now in love with the animal, telling the court, “I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey.” D’awwwww!! I’m verklempt…seriously.
Moyo was charged with bestiality and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. And the donkey? Rumor has it the commitment fearing vixen hopped the last train out of Zvishavane and hasn’t been seen since.
Thanks, guillotinegirl.Tags: bestiality, donkey, shapeshifting, South Africa, Sunday Moyo