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Memphis, TN – Police arrested Kimberly Lawson, 40, Saturday morning after they were called by Caroline Morris and her neighbors. Morris owns a German Shepherd named Adam. …and Lawson and Adam were reportedly being a little too friendly.

“[My neighbor] said someone is having sex with my dog, and I just could not believe it and I said lets call 911 and that’s what we did,” said Morris.

Neighbors told police they saw Lawson pull down his pants get on his knees and allow the dog to “mount him.” The witnesses who saw the act reportedly told police that the dog mounted the suspect on at least three total occasions within an hour’s time.

Someone should tell those witnesses that the newer video cameras have batteries that last much longer than an hour…

“We wouldn’t have thought that somebody [was] – I am just going to say it – raping my dog cause that is what he did.” said Morris.

Errr… actually… Oh, never mind.

“I feel like I let Adam down, that’s how you feel, as a parent, if you are a parent and your child gets violated like that. You would feel like you let that child down because you were not there to protect him…and that’s how I feel…” said Morris. She added, “I had to tell Adam he didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong.”

Lawson has been charged with a criminal offense against an animal.

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  • Now there’s a man who likes it rrrruff. 

  • Jemimabean

    What is it with the GSDs? I have one- she’s a stunner- but I’ve never been inclined to “get low” with my prized pedigree. Whatever happened to just appreciating their God- given beauty at Crufts?

    I thought Adam was doing the violating?

  • Anonymous

    Lets take it for granted that sex with an animal is DISGUSTING and shouldn’t EVER happen this does raise a few questions in my sad and twisted mind. 

    Why didn’t he get his own bloody dog and not use the neighbours in the first place? How did he get the dog, did he offer to take it for a walk or something? I mean it’s a big dog it’s not like you would easily miss such a big dog so didn’t it occur to him that the owner may come looking for her pooch?  Why didn’t he chose somewhere more private? Not sure where he chose to have his “shaggy” encounter but it was obviously not as private as he may have hoped? and lastly “The witnesses who saw the act reportedly told police that the dog
    mounted the suspect on at least three total occasions within an hour’s
    time.” WTF! as soon as the pants dropped and so did he did they not consider stopping him???  That was their dog for God sake so surely they had an excuse to knock on the door and ask for their dog back or SOMETHING even if it was to run down the street screaming in disgust but they waited till the third time.

    Nowt as queer as folks as we say Oop North in the UK

  • malq

      I wouldn’t worry about the dog. The Copulating canine will be no worse for the wear. I wanna see what happens when he has to go into ER  because the dog is locked in him.
    All knotted up you say? LOL

  • Jemimabean

    Had the thought even crossed his mind that he may be allergic to more than mere animal dander? There was a story recently…

  • “I feel like I let Adam down, that’s how you feel, as a parent, if you
    are a parent and your child gets violated like that. You would feel like
    you let that child down because you were not there to protect him…and
    that’s how I feel…” said Morris. She added, “I had to tell Adam he
    didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong.”

    I am sure the dog didn’t retreat to the corner with shame…. Seriously. This woman has also lost her mind.

  • Sam

    Okay, at the risk of getting a reputation here, but HOW do you get a dog to mount you? Is there a special doggie call, like ‘heel’, only ‘hump’ or something? Do you need to use special doggie biscuit scented lube? Or is it literally a case of if (dog[sees_asshole]) then (dog[will_hump])? (in which case – remind me to never bend over if there’s any dogs around… 😉

  • Sam

    “Oop North” – SNAP! 🙂

  • Jemimabean

    I have no idea. Three times in one hour hearkens to a fair amount of practice, though, unless you’re 18 years old!
    My money’s on the Kibbles lube, though.

  • Jemimabean

    How do you even try to equate this with the horror a parent has to deal with if her actual, real, human child is raped? That’s just insane. I love my dogs, but- they’re NOT my children.

  • Woooow…did he have to get the pooch drunk first?

  • FMHN

    More with the humping!!! Have you no shame?!?

  • Sam

    Honestly, i tried to stop myself posting, but it just came out! 🙂

  • Optimus_past_my_Prime

    Apparently it’s “Sit Ubu Sit”…the “Good dog” is optional

  • Anonymous

    His name is Kimberly and he was on the recieving end, doggy style.
    This dude already had issues when his parents named him Kimberly.

    So from the time he pulled down his pants and got mounted, it was an hour before the cops showed up? And the neighbors watched for a total of three mountings? No attempt to intervene, but watched. Something sounds a little starnge here. 

    How much is that puppy in the window?
    The one with the waggily tail.
    How much is that puppy in the window?
    And is the black guy also for sale.

  • Experience is the best teacher. Please, if you do try this. make sure it’s at home.. HAHAHHA!!!

  • Sam

    Huh, i’ve just figured this out. This poor man is dyslexic, it’s not his fault. Whenever in the heat of the moment if he wanted to shout out ‘OH GOD!’, instead he shouted ‘OH DOG!’. Just a simple misunderstanding, is all.

  • hahahaha Stopitstopitstopitstopit!!!

  • Sam

    I’m also suddenly wondering about the reason behind dog owners everywhere getting their dog’s nails clipped. Ah yes, because otherwise he scratches the ‘furniture’, of course. 😉

  • You are close to crossing the line dear (I clip my dog’s nails to keep HIM from scratching me. whilest playing. FETCH SILLY!!!)By the way. He was totally deballed last Monday!!!

  • Sam

    Okay, i’ll refrain from the depraved thought that popped in my head after reading about the deballing… 😉

  • FMHN

    Humpity hump hump humpalot hump!

  • Jemimabean

    I think I have Thai green curry in my frontal lobes now, from laughing so much!

  • Sad, Toby (dog) doesn’t realize his balls are gone cause he is still humping his TUGGIE TOY! GOD!!!

  • PhantasmaGora

    And remember kids…only you can take a gruuuffff…bite outta crime!

  • Anonymous

    Doggy treats a good belly rub always works for me. Woof!

  • German Shepherds are very gentle lovers…I’ve heard…but not the most well-endowed…Again, I’ve heard. Ahem.

  • This site is for complete honesty… NOW don’t make me have to ask you out loud.. You have experienced this right???? Com’on

  • Sam

    Aww bless. Maybe the wound is itching ’cause it’s healing and he’s mistaking one itch ‘down there’ for another itch ‘down there’…
    My MIL’s Jack Russell got ‘fixed’ a few months ago – it didn’t calm him down straightaway but he got there in the end…

  • It’s very difficult to train a dog to perform a decent reach-around.

  • OOOOH Thank God there’s hope for him yet.

  • Reach around? Come around? What goes around? Around? I give up.

  • My dog’s level of experience will make it all clear, I believe.

  • Keep workin’ on it, Pete..

  • Anonymous

    Wouldn’t kibble flavor lubed just result in a very thorough rim job?

  • Anonymous

    Hey now, dog’s nails are just like ours; they don’t stop growing. Getting them clipped or ground down is just part of the grooming routine.

  • In the past, I considered myself lucky if I managed to train my dog to shit outside…how did this man train a stranger’s dog to poke him in the pooper? 

  • This story is wrong on so many different levels, and on so many different channels, and in so many different dimensions that I am not sure exactly where to start … I guess I will start with the first sentence since that’s where the shit began by ruining this man’s life. Never as a responsible parent name a male child “Kimberly”.The child probably will not grow up to give booty to a German shepherd if you do, but why take the chance? Remember the song a boy named Sue? Well that kid grew up tough, but he had a fucked up life along the way … just saying.Next – Neighbors saw the Bitch – I mean guy drop his draws and assume the position, and neighbors also saw Adam mount Kimberly at least 3 times within an hour’s time? WTF? Are the police in Memphis, Tn.that damned slow responding to a call? I don’t fucking think so. I been to Memphis, I lived in Millington for 3 months while I was stationed at the Air Base for my Marine Corps A school, so I know that Memphis police like to see a guy get fucked in the ass by a dog just as much as anyone else, and they would have been there in 10 minutes or less if the selfish neighbors had only placed the call. I mean did they really need to video an entire hour’s worth of Adam & Eve? … I mean Steve … Kimberly – whatever; you know that’s what they were doing. Nasty Bastards … and I’m not talking about Kim and Adam – we already know they some greasy,nasty butt fuckers. Moving on to Caroline Morris WTF is up with her brain? ““We wouldn’t have thought that somebody [was] – I am just going to say it – raping my dog cause that is what he did.” said Morris. REALLY??? Raping … your dog … FUCKING AMAZING. Lady just admit that your dog is gay and move on – it’s not your dogs fault – he was born that way.” I feel like I let Adam down, that’s how you feel, as a parent, if you are a parent and your child gets violated like that. You would feel like you let that child down because you were not there to protect him…and that’s how I feel…” said Morris. She added,“I had to tell Adam he didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong.”See this is why Adam is going around fucking grown men in the ass now … it’s all Caroline’s  fault – she raised him to think that he was human … so when Kimberly got down on the ground Adam did what any gay dog in the same position would have … with that naked ass hole waving in the cool breeze.Although some cons would say that Adam is not the gay one here because he is not the one who got fucked, Kimberly did. Caroline please view one of your neighbor’s video which is probably streaming somewhere on the net right now – your dog was not raped. Your dog was an over enthusiastic participant in a consensual, and apparently satisfying sex act. I say “apparently satisfying” because Adam went back for more at least 3 times.” I can only speak for myself, but if I go back for ass 3 times within an hour – I’m in love … well close enough. The man did something wrong” Yes, he did Caroline- he was born human.

  • Sam

    BWAHAHAHA! At least i’m not the only one who’s thought processes go into waaaaaaay too much detail! 🙂

  • LOL.

  • OK … I understand most of your post … and I like, and agree with everything that I understood.

  • Anonymous

    .” I can only speak for myself, but if I go back for ass 3 times within
    an hour – I’m in love … ” LOL!!! .

  •  I’m thinking that Kimberly was in heat.A dog can smell a Bitch in heat for a distance of 5 miles or so.I actually wish I had that kinda skill.

  • LOL.

  •  So he can’t get anyone pregnant now … (lol).

  • I don’t have your will power   🙁

  •  LOL.

  • WHAT ?

  • I bet.

  • I think a little Bitch in heat piss was rubbed on his asshole,but that’s just a guess.

  • Jemimabean

    It might. I don’t know. Port muffs are as good as any other kind, I guess. Let’s ask Pete Puma.

  • Jemimabean

    Ah, so yours is also a three- times- an- hour type of showboater? What products, if any, do you use?

  • Jemimabean

    Anything is possible with the right attitude!

  • Jemimabean

    I’m back at “Kimberly”- what kind of depraved individual looks at a newborn baby boy and goes “Ooh, you really piss me off, you little fucker, I’m gonna name you Kimberly since you make me so mad!”

  • Peanut butter is excellent if you’re looking for a pre-ramming rim job.

  • Anonymous

    Ya’ll know I can’t help myself, it’s just too damned easy. So here it is.

    “Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow” by Mike PosnerOnce I throw on this(2x)
    It’s over dawg (2x)
    I hear you: “ruff, ruff, ruff”.
    I’ll take you for a walk.And when you dump, dump, dump
    I will pick it up.
    It’s the responsible thing
    when you own a puppy.
    I’ll throw the ball & you can fetch it.
    Ok, so I don’t own you
    but that’s alright.
    But I can’t help myself, me I can’t fight.
    I can throw you milkbones,
    and then you can me, bone.
    me, bone.
    ?
    Once I throw on this bow doggy wow wow
    Puppy, come get it.
    Your owner’s just jealouse
    cause it’s not like you’re a babe.
    Tear it my ass, puppy out, out.
    Doggy come get it.
    You want a milkbone,
    I want a bone up my alley.
    You can make me bark like
    You can make me bark like

    I can’t wait, wait wait,
    hump 3 times in a day.
    Cause you got loyal eyes
    and a long doggy tail.
    You can’t rape a doggy,
    when you’re in love with
    a pretty canine that is hairy.
    You’ve been eyeing me all day
    while I cut my grass & try to paint.
    Here’s my ass for you,
    bark me what you gon’ do.
    What you gon’ do?

    Once I throw on this bow doggy wow wow
    Puppy, come get it.
    Your owner’s just jealouse
    cause it’s not like you’re a babe.
    Tear it my ass, puppy out, out.
    Doggy come get it.
    You want a milkbone,
    I want a bone up my alley.
    You can make me bark like
    You can make me bark like

    Puppy you are so damned pretty
    I wan’ take you to my crib.
    My lap you can lick. (2x)

    Once I throw on this bow doggy wow wow
    Puppy, come get it.
    Your owner’s just jealouse
    cause it’s not like you’re a babe.
    Tear it my ass, puppy out, out.
    Doggy come get it.
    You want a milkbone,
    I want a bone up my alley.
    You can make me bark like
    You can make me bark like

  • Jemimabean

    Wonderful. I’m taking notes as we speak. What about Nutella?

  • Chocolate is wonderful if you want your dog dead…and who doesn’t?

  • Anonymous

    While this woman is a good owner for not letting this continue as the dude would only intensify his “urges” & then start doing something back to the dog, she doesn’t sound like a good owner at the same time.

    Listen to me BEFORE jumping down my throat. She refers to the dog as her “son” her “baby”. That means that this woman treats this dog like a human which isn’t good for the dog in the training world, and no well behaved dog-thought-&-treated-as-a-dog would hump anyone unless it was a trick taught to the dog.

    Which also leads me to infer that the dog is NOT neutered which is ALSO irresponsible unless she has the dog stud for fees (in that case the dog’s earning her keep) in which case she could’ve shut up & ear some money, money honey.

  • Anonymous

    Male dogs when in their “teenage years” or basically as they are growing into their adult shape will hump anything & everything they can & don’t respect especially if they’re not neutered.  All you gotta do is get as close as you can to the front legs & try to get in between them, they will get on 2 legs so you don’t break their legs open & as soon as you get to the belly it’s like a reflex & they start to hump.

  • Anonymous

    I like those, but human given.

  • Ya know, JB, my dogs are my children (LOL) but even as big a dog freak as I am, I know the dog wasn’t cringing in shame.  snicker.  Adam was having a good time, if it was even sexual. 

  • To be honest, I always thought you had to get some girl dog schmear to use – and I’m sure that’s not easy to collect.  Dang…that was pretty gross.  Sorry y’all.

  • Gee

    I love my cat and all but really explaining to your dog he did nothing wrong…. Do you think Adam the German Shepard feels any guilt over mounting this this sick fuck?

  • Um.

    Am I the only one who thinks the most fucked up part of this story is that the guy is named Kimberly? Why the hell would you do that?!

  • Anonymous

    Dude the only problem I had was that you didn’t press ENTER in the whole comment & instead of paragraphs you made a WALL OF WORDS.
     
    It was all hillarious but tedious to read!

  • Vindictive

    Apparently when asked how Kimberley liked his sex, Adam replied “Ruff”

  • Kim Karas

    This world is going to hell in a hand basket…I don’t even know what else to say..

  • LuvsHorror

    I don’t know, sounds like Adam was a willing partner…maybe Adam is underage?

  • reapre

    Ol’ Kimberly is a bitch in heat, and the dog wanted some.

    But in all honesty, even if the dog was trained, he’s still a male of the species.  Men are just whores.  When our little willy gets attention, when we want it to get attention, we’ve been known to mount hambeasts when we know we can pick up her friend, who is half her size and only a single bagger.  I’m sure the dog is no different.  But yeah, I’m guessing his balls are still intact.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I think the most fucked up part is that Adam’s owner feels like she can explain to him that he didn’t do anything wrong. WTF?

  • LeaveMeBe

    I don’t think he feels guilty for what he did, just guilty for getting caught. Isn’t that how most “children” are? Hahaha!

  • LOL.

  • Well don’t blame the messenger … If you write more than two, or three sentences you have your work cut out getting the site to post it to where it’s not all fucked up looking … after using the edit button 4 or 5 times, and re-working the comment – that’s what you ended up with – so enjoy.

  • Did Adam’s owner mention that she explained it to him over a bowl of warm soup ?

  • You do that so that one day your son gets down on all fours and … well you know the rest.

  • I think Adam was feeling plenty of guilt.Thankfully,it’s all over now, and that hot piece of human ass has been removed from his sight.Kudos to Caroline for counseling with Adam ,and attempting to let him know that he did nothing wrong.

  • “then start doing something back to the dog”  After this what else could Kim do suck Adam off  ?  yuck …

  • I can hear Adam bragging to his friends now – ” Yea,Bitch’s name was Kimberly. I plowed that dark chocolate human ass the way a farmer plows a fucking field … then I went back 2 more times just to make sure that Bitch didn’t forget who the fucking Master was.Whole things cool though, my Mother explained to me later that Kim is a fucking perv that goes around baiting young pups.We had a bowl of soup together,shared the bowl,and mom explain that I was not responsible for any of that shit.Man sometimes late at night I miss Kim though.

  • Anonymous

     just thinking the very same thing.  He’s a sicko, sure, but she’s a fucking nutball.

  • aka jas

    This confused me……….I had to read this over three times because I thought Adam was a little boy. And KIMBERLY LAWSON?  WTH?  Since when is a dude named Kimberly?  Either that or that is one ugly fucking lesbian. 

    Im left asking why, for on so many things with this.

  • I’m moving to Kansas!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Sometimes I worry about you.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Name me a time when a warm bowl of soup made up for you get over being cock-blocked.

  • No self respecting lesbian would let ANYTHING near her ass I’m thinking.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Ugh! I am not going to thank you for reminding me of that. Gak!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, since Jaded posted the epic win earlier, there are just no words. But I sure bet that was a sight to behold! lol! And the guy looks so normal!

  • Anonymous

    Oh I can’t believe I’m gonna answer this. We have the same pheromones that other animals do. That is why it is advisable to get aggressive dogs fixed young, espsically when there is a menstrating female in the household. I thank my BIO 103 teacher for this info! ;p

  • Anonymous

    No you don’t. I lived in a children’s home for quite some and there were girls you could smell a mile away when it was that time…Horrid, nose hair curling smell. It also feels so personal to have to smell that…and it’s not a fish smell, it smells like a bitch in heat.

  • Anonymous

    Holy shit! Best laugh of the day!

  • Anonymous

    AWESOME!!!!!! *clapping wildly!

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  • Anonymous

    Well,I’m sure Adam is resting a whole lot easier of a night now that he knows it’s not his fault.
    I’m sure he was feeling all kinds of shame and guilt,what with him being a dog and all….

  • Anonymous

    Maybe his dad wanted him to grow up tough.  Y’know, like that Johnny Cash song.  Only I guess Lil Kim here wasn’t as successful at it.

  • Anonymous

    ROFLOL.  I see this as a comic strip, “Adam & Kimberly”.  Hilarious.  Keep writing.

  • Thats just so wrong I am at a loss for words. I mean wow, he let the dog fuck him? Also, who the ducjk names their SON Kimberly. No offense but you’re just setting them up for failure more than a little bit.
    If his urge for butt-sex was that out of control he should have left the dog alone and found a man. Or at least a lady with a strap-on

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know about that…a dog named Adam?

  • Anonymous

    I have female dogs who have been spayed that hump each other.  Talk about whores.  Nothing worse than watching two dogs violate each other.

    Cedric, do you think I could make an appointment for Caroline to talk to my dogs?

  • Anonymous

    Cedric, you have out done yourself today.  Another hilarious post.  We may have to rename the comic strip to “Caroline, Kimberly & Adam”.

  • Anonymous

    I feel so dirty for laughing about that! I’ve been just morbidly fascinated by that story since first read about it.  Like when you can’t stop poking a bruise.  

    Her poor family. Everyone knows your mother, sister or daughter died not just because she fucked a dog, but because she had a freakish allergy to dog semen.  Worse, everyone around you would be wondering if you were allergic to dog semen, as well.  Pretty much anyone you encounter in your town will likely have at least a flash of a thought about you engaging in sordid puppy-rape. Because brains are built that way.

    I am aware that I need serious therapy.

  • Anonymous

    He definitely should have found a better partner, as you suggest.  Maybe a dude/chick with a strap on dressed like a dog, if that would help.  He needs to lay off the pup.

  • Anonymous

    Okay.  This made me laugh. I am deeply ashamed.

  • Anonymous

    Oddly enough, Kimberly used to be a common man’s name.  It’s technically acceptable for both males and females, and at times been considered a male name exclusively.  The gender usage of some names can change with popular fashion. Kelly, Carol and Jan are all names that were exclusively male or used for both, but current fashion seems to lean usage to female. Ditto to the name Courtney.  This demented, insatiable homocanisexual here merely got caught in the tide of changing tastes on the name front. Who knows, maybe someday the name Lisa will be the butchest name on the block, and I guarantee that some hipster, somewhere, is naming their daughter MacKenzie right now.

  • Anonymous

    Kimberly used to be a man’s name first. As was Beverly. I think both Kimberly and Beverly are still used for men in the UK, or something.

  • Anonymous

    I just posted about Beverly being a man’s name too. I forgot about Courtney.

    I have 3 lids in school and all 3 have one, with different spellings. MaKenzie, McKenzie, M’Kenzie.

    In kindergarten, my twins were in the same PM class with 5 Alexis’ and one of them was a boy. In the AM kindergarten class there was only 4.

  • Sam

    I believe there’s a whole community that gets off on dressing up and getting it on as furry animals – just something to think about if you’re ever renting an animal costume from a fancy dress shop… 😉

  • Anonymous

    HA!! Oh, yes. Furries. I am quite familiar with the fur folk. They ruin just about any animal or pet related GIS. I’d imagine that most of them have their “fursuits” custom made. It’s tough to have sex in a mascot costume without the appropriate “access ports.” Case in point: a friend of mine was at a huge BDSM conference, and he met a “leather” furry. Fursuit + leather + studs & straps + “glory hole in suit” = funniest vacation picture ever. Taking “yiffing” to a whole new level. Note: DO NOT Google “Yiffing.”

  • Sam

    LOL! Okay, i won’t. At least not at work… 😉

  • aka jas

    Yet another reason I was so confused! lmao

  • Robert

    Don’t worry, we all can car pool to group therapy. I will bring the alcohol and Cedric will bring the smoke!!

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  • I thought that was odd, too.

    I had a dog named Tasha. We didn’t name her. We wanted to rename her, but she had a hard enough transition from her hellish life as an abused animal… to the shelter… to our home.

  • Used to be… would be the key words here.

  • You’re just full of things that I don’t wanna contemplate lately.

  • Lil Kim… *snicker*

  • I really don’t. I talk to my cat like he knows what I’m saying. And he does, the little fuckhead.

  • LeaveMeBe

    But of course! Cats are totally different from dogs since they are nefarious self-centered little minons of the devil himself. Haven’t you ever heard that dogs have owners and cats have managers/slaves? My cats made me sign papers that emphasized this before they came to live with me. I bet yours did too. 🙂

  • Sorry Robert … I am a non smoker … I just lost a hot,sexy ass chick because every two hours the Bitch was firing up a Cig.,and every 6 hours or so she was firing up a blunt.She finally stopped taking my calls because I was always riding her ass about quitting.I still can’t believe the Bitch chose cigarettes,and marijuana over me and my pet Anaconda.

  • lmao.

  • lmao.

  • Had much experience here ? Have you ? huh ?

  • I said pretty much the same thing.

  • Lets hope so …

  • lmao.

  • lmao.

  • Hey, I managed to break my comment up into bite size for you JGo555.

  • “appointment for Caroline to talk to my dogs?” I bet  Caroline would do it free of charge, and later feel like she had done the world a great favor by putting your children on track.

  • Great point.

  • Tasha … *snicker*

  • I was thinking that too …

  • lmao.

  • I hear some weird shit goes on in those Kansas woods …

  • lmao.

  • Reminds me of that one scene in the movie The Shining.

  • Yiffing –
    1.    Usually refers to cybersex between two or more members of the furry fandom. Originally refers to the sound that foxes make when mating. Members of the furry fandom may use the term to refer to actual sexual contact, usually in a lighthearted manner. 
         
    2.    While dressed up in animal costumes,participants grope, fondle, and hump on each other for sexual gratification. No actual sex involved; usually done in a group setting.

    3.When grown ass men, who live with their mothers and own show cats, dress up in animal costumes and dry hump each other.

  • Anonymous

    LOVES!

  • Anonymous

    LOVES!

  • Anonymous

    Unfortunatedly yes. My friend’s dog as I was a kid growing up would hump us all. Thank God he was 15lb. mutt that no one took seriously & neither did itself, so we thought & said: “Go away, Gremlin!”.

  • Anonymous

    You would like that, wouldn’t you? *Smiles* Nope… well yes. But only because of the damned neighbor & I was playing with it AS A KID.

  • Anonymous

    The PAWS that refreshes

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  • how does that work in dog years? lolol

  • herbpeasburn

    As a parent of an actual kid, I find this sentiment from some dog owners obnoxious.  IT doesn’t carry your DNA, won’t outlive you (normally) and probably wasn’t traumatized at all

  • Nora H

    shyloh the dog wasn’t violated. The dog had a great time from the sounds of it, several times in fact. I DO, however, question that fact the guy was so desperate he had to have a dog take care of his urges….

  • 1bestdog

    if you brought the dog inside where he belongs it wouldn’t happen!

  • 1bestdog

    Yeah, a lot of idiots leave their dogs outside 24/7 where they are easy prey for all sorts of dangers….including perverts. And this is animal abuse.

  • 1bestdog

    Yeah they are not your children but we have an obligation to protect the ones in our midst. Frankly this is disgusting but a male dog sodomizing a male human (I did not know they would even have that inclination? Do you train them to do that?) what is sicker is monsters who rape female dogs and injure them horribly. Or kill them. Or other small animals. They need to die. I mean what is the value of such a man? Bet the are the same creeps that rape babies.

  • 1bestdog

    I have known men named Kim but not Kimberly.