Louis Lindsey, 50, must have felt the same way as my daddy, ’cause he got himself arrested and charged with murderin’ 40-year-old Emery Freeman after fighting over a pack of ‘em.
Police found ol’ Lindsey on the side of the road lookin’ a little busted up and asked him the what fer. Lindsey told ‘em he’d been in a scrape with Freeman over yonder a ways.
Police checked out Lindsey’s story and found poor Freeman on the back porch, deader than a beaver hat. Lindsey tolt ‘em he choked Freeman after gettin’ into it over a pack of delicious crackers.
After gettin’ himself nussed up at the hospital, Lindsey was put in the county jail.Tags: crackers, Crime, Emery Freeman, Louis Lindsey, Murder, Virginia