Police: Man Attacked Girlfriend For Singing In Shower

Anything from eminem gets this sort of reaction from me.

I didn’t know Miley Cyrus was so into older guys. Wow. What an eye- opener. I hope she recovers soon, or those werewolf- vampire hybrids won’t have anything new to listen to.

“I want to uh- uh- run away, I want to uh-uh get away..”

“Also, anything else by Creed”.  lmmfao

Most techno music makes me want to punch people and choke them goofy neon tube carrying bitches!!! 

Sex Dwarf was a way better song anyway.

One of my bosses here stated he and his wife went to a Celine Dion concert and proceeded to tell me how she rocked the house with that one song.  My response you ask?  What were you doing the other 50 songs?

…and video.

“Kind of off topic here, but I gotta know – is there a particular song
out there that makes ya want to punch a bunny every time you hear it?”

Yup. Almost any and all rap music. Especially when the mother fuckers drive by my house with that stupid shit BLARING from the trunk of their cars at unreal decibels, ESPECIALLY when they’re driving a 400.00 primer- gray hoopty with 5,000.00 worth of giant fucking rims and a 3,000.00 stereo system. BUT WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF is when I see white people trying to pull that shit off. I instantly want to reach through their throats, yank out their spinal cord, and beat them senseless with it. OTHER THAN THAT, anytime I hear anything by that fucking faggot Justin Bieber coming from my daughters room…. she’s lucky we’re related…. Oh, and anyone that plays music through their cell phones in the grocery store for the soul purpose of making EVERY MOTHER FUCKER AROUND THEM listen to their SHIT. I straight tell them to turn it the fuck off or lose it.

The words “Celine Dion” and “rocking the house” just don’t roll off the tongue. Not in the same breath, anyway.

Yea I know right?

For the love of the supposed entity known as god or what the fuck, shoot anyone that wants to sing

You like up my life by Debbie Boone… Oh the fucking misery of the 70s. . .

When I worked in a record store, I used to torture my co-workers by choosing ‘The Love Boat Theme’ as the last song on my shift.

anything by loverboy… journey…. pat benatar  or foreigner

You’ve never been turned me loose?

Nope cant say i have… tho i do try to stay hot blooded.

Crap I gotta go before I’m working for the weekend.

I guess that would be it for me too, especially the one they got going for six flags commercial. I don’t like techno music.does it make me a bad person if I like most of the songs the other posters mentioned. P.S. no bunny punching

I need to know, what is make and model?

Thats fucking pitiful.

My guess is something with t-tops and primer…

Which house is yours exactly?  I will turn my music down and pull my hat forward just for you

I hate the radio nowadays cause all the f*cking shit they play (no matter what kind except for country) it’s mixed with the fucking techno!
You check my mp3 player & I got 90′s stuff, stuff from the ’00′s & stuff from the 70′s.

EVERYTHING BY FUCKING NICKLEBACK! It all sounds the same after that fucking song: “You Remind Me” came out it sounds exactly the same.

There could have been a peaceful, and quite pleasant, resolution for these two long before it became violent.

If I was him, and being an abstract thinker that I am, I would have worked up a hard-on, hopped in the shower with her, and gently guided my “microphone” into her cock-holster.

Problem solved. Singing stops and the lovin’ begins.

I need to paint him with his car…

Whoooooaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

I fuckin LOVE Aqua. That album was great!

Nickelback. Justin Bieber. Most country and gospel.

Yup, that is the orfice in reference.

Afternoon Delight.  gonna find my baby and hold her tight…….Always thought it sounded like a yogurt commercial

Am i the only one who cant get Greg Kihn’s song “jeopardy” out of my head???

Kings of Leon “The Reason”

Anything by Justin Bieber.

Anything with more than two seconds of AUTOTUNE.  Autotune is just a way for untalented singers (I use the term loosely) to disguise the fact that they can’t carry a tune.

Don’t hold back Darrell, tell us how you really feel.

I wanna hit the inventor of auto-tune in their nether region a few times with a baseball bat. 

she must of really sucked, wow  and he should have left

Phil Collins has a complete subsection in the Bad Music genre.

anything by Mary j Blige

But Phil and Jimmy’s combined body of work pales in comparison to the Macarena.  I think it’s mentioned in the Book of Revelations.

I was trying to craft an appropriate response, but after reading this, I realized that there was no other response.  Doctor! My ears have a Scott Stapp infection! Penicillin, STAT! I wish I could like this more than once.

I also feel a murderous rage whenever I hear “Blinded by the Light” by Manfred Mann.  I hate that song. SO. MUCH. Almost as much as I hate “Sister Christian” by night Ranger. Or anything by Miley Cyrus, Justine Bieber, Brittany Spears, and their ilk. 

I apparently have some anger issues.

Okay, now the members of Nickleback need to all be tortured to death.

Without a doubt, I despise most modern country. I would probably prefer to gargle broken glass than to listen to Toby Keith, Taylor Swift or anything of their ilk.  I also hate most “Southern Fried Rock.”  It’s probably a manifestation of opposition defiant disorder in rejection of my Midwesterness. Much in the same vein, I hate corn, ham and basketball.  I’m surprised I’ve not been marched out of the region at the point of a shotgun.

I will admit that I do loves me the occasional KD Lang and Lyle Lovett tune. Since I was raised among hillbillies, I have to have a soft spot for Patsy, Loretta, Mahalia and Dolly. I don’t really listen to any of them, but I appreciate them for a variety of reasons that have less to do with their music and more to do with them as individuals.

Well, it wasn’t in mine….until NOW. Thanks, Hekate.

I got quite a soft spot in my little black heart for that guy (Phil). I wouldn’t listen to his stuff on a daily basis, but he does make an appearance in my playlist from time to time.

I’ll concede some on Phil, especially his early stuff with Genesis.  But you have to agree on “I Can’t Dance”. 

Really ? You dislike both Foreigner & Journey ? You are EVIL.

WOW … and again … WOW. I blew my speakers and I haven’t had the cash to replace them … they been out for a few years now … so I know its not my Rap music you been hearing … I LOVE RAP MUSIC … how ever with no speakers my 3,000.00 stereo system may as well have come from Toys R Us instead of Car Toys.Say no to ‘Roids Darrell and remember – “Breath in … hold … breath out,then repeat.”

Hey – I’m an “older” guy and I’M HOT … THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

“Mary j Blige” I love “Mary j Blige” I would so Pete Puma her ass.

Suck. (Big stabby grin)

Anything by Nickelback makes me feel stabby!

You didn’t murder her did you ? I probably would have.

I just watched the video link you posted … I may be back to comment later … right now is not the proper time as I strongly suspect that I’m in a state of almost total shock still.On a side note – I think I saw Pete Puma in the background.

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

AGREED. under any other circumstance, goth kids just tend to come off as awkward dorks…. not even a huge fan of the genre’s music, but marilyn manson…. the man can do no wrong in my eyes lol

And now tell us how you really feel about rap music!! Haha! I’m not the only one!! You know what’s worse than rap? When some young person talks ( or writes online) like a rapper. I think every time someone does that they lose a couple of intelligence points. Especially when they use the F word repeatedly..and out of context..

Nobody knock Nickelback because I just started liking them. I play Burn It To the Ground loudly every Saturday morning to let the neighbor’s teenagers know there’s a freaky annoying old lady living under them who is sick of hearing Much Music though the my ceiling ( okay they’re really nice kids so I only bug them with music occasionally)

Time for bed, I had to correct my own spelling twice.

I love and want to marry Eminem. 

See Hekate, we were in love until you said Pat Benetar. Love is A Battlefield and We Belong are two of my all time favorite songs. 

….. I have never used steroids or prohormones EVER. I prefer to keep my gains over the long run rather than lose muscle mass during PCT. Sorry to hear about your speakers…lol.

Awesome! I worked in an underground club when I was younger and we used to mindfuck the punters by stopping a deep trance session in the wee hours with the Sex Pistols. That was our way of saying “Fuck off, druggies, we want to go home now.” Worked every single time.

Oh, I have a 13 year old daughter. Nothing irritates me more than reading conversations between her and her dumbass friends. Dey all be typin’ like dis. I banned her from facebook because she was telling dudes that she can talk to whoever she wants and there was nothing I could do about it….. LMAO. SHE’S FUCKING HOME SCHOOLED AND JUST LOST FACEBOOK. I’m such a dickhead. And every little bastard she talked to on that sumbitch was an aspiring rapper. It was getting fucking ridiculous. When your 13 years old and your favorite activities include “smoking weed, drinking 40′z, and spittin’ lyricz”, you need a fucking reality check. And these are the guys she chooses to talk to. I can’t stand it.

Die Antwoord are zef! Some people are convinced that they’re meant to be a low- class rip- off band but I’m not so sure, they seem pretty serious about what it is they do. And yes, there are a select group of South Africans who buy into that whole image. Really.

Have a look at this- the guy on the tiolet paper is Julius Malema, our most reviled joke of a politician.

http://youtu.be/zRrTEeA_hko

Is it just me, or does ‘I hate rap music’ always come off as ‘Black people make me uncomfortable’?

I certainly don’t understand why white people playing it would irritate you more. What impact could the race of the listener have on the quality of the music?

Ah, well. Haters gon’ hate…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-HlP0dhuMk

Here’s an all black rock band singing about wiggers.

 Race and culture have an odd relationship. Rap is a genre of music dominated by black folk, though that doesn’t mean it’s ‘black music.’ The culture around the genre just happens to be awful, and it doesn’t help that the music industry pushes the more ignorant shit to the top.

Do I listen to rap? Sure. Not a lot though. Generally I like music that’s either aggressive or thought-provoking. That’s the stuff you have to dig for… I could listen to Sage Francis or Immortal Technique lay down intelligent shit all day. A lot of it is terrible, though, and despite other genres having their issues, there simply is no style of music more blatantly ignorant and detrimental… again, as far what gets pushed to the top.

I don’t know about Darrell, but my gripe comes in when it’s some kid that was born with more money than I can imagine decides he wants to adopt a culture that simply isn’t his, because they tend to take it way too far to make up for being raised in the suburbs.

“Whoomp There It Is” Just thinking about it is making me stabby.

Is it just me, or does ‘I hate rap music’ always come off as ‘Black people make me uncomfortable’?

Haha!! OK I always think  it but have never actually said it.

Rap is like any other music and there are so many levels to it. I don’t listen to it much either because most of the stuff that radio stations push is garbage. But I love the Roots, Mos Def, Talib Kweli and the love of my life Eminem.  Sadly with the exception of Eminem these other hip hop artists don’t get the respect they deserve outside of DC, New York, Virginia and Philly…which leaves us stuck with Lil Wayne, people Lil Wayne produce and people who sound just like Lil Wayne.

Hahah yeah that would send me over the edge!

BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT IS FUCKING GREAT!!! I just downloaded the song and put in my media drive for the garage. I’m gonna pump this shit when I lift from now on. I fucking love it.

Omg!! I think she is off her meds or just plain off her rocker.

Immortal Technique is the man. I wish I could like the fuck out of this comment. P.S. Celine Dion makes me wants to fist myself with shards of broken glass. 

I honestly thought Whams’  “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” was a milk commercial.

It’s not singing, for me, so much as it is those freakin’ wierd people (usually older women) who insist on standing in line at a store and just humming, humming along to whatever song happens to be wandering through their heads.  I never recognize what song it is (or I’d probably break out into singing the chorus right in the middle of the store) but that just drives me BATSHIT when I hear that.  Usually it’s accompanied by this little “knowing smirk” too, which leads me to think it’s probably a hymn and whoever it is is feeling a bit “holier than thou” while humming…  GAH, it’s annoying just thinking about it!

I love that song too, especially Kermit’s nasally rendition.

Heartache to heartache, we stand!

Well if your going to strip to it.

I loved all things Henson as a kid…and Kermit is just the cutest fucking frog ever…The Breakup version of Rainbow Connection, Justin Long is dressed as a squaw doing a duet with dude from Blade Trinity…

The video is worse. Chris martin dances like Tourettes sufferers have violent tics.

Hehe! I had this song stuck in my head all day and all night. I danced around the house to the tune in my head. My husband liked it.

Me & My singing Dubi Dubi Dubi Dub Dub Dub, Dubi Dubi Dubi Yeah Yeah. They brought it out while I was in Japan and it was a big hit there. Figures it would be the only song by a Danish “band” (using the word in the loosest possible sense) on the karaoke machines…….