Man Chokes Teen For Taunting Him In Call Of Duty

Mmmmm… This is why I play Halo

The article states he’s an unemployed father of three.  Can’t say that playing Call Of Duty all day long is a resume-building activity. What a schmuck.

he was fine with the name calling, the t-bagging put him over the edge.

This is why I play Halo too. Nothing like owning some guy and then hearing his reaction when he hears a lady’s voice talking shit.

 Haha we’re gonna have to be LIVE friends now, too

Displaying my ignorance here, but how do you even know whom you’re playing with, much less where they live? 

Currently I am disgustingly hooked with playing Gazillionaire.

I can’t fucking win, should I go hit the dude that owns the website?

I used to play stuff with real life friends over the internet.  If not just between us, we’d both be on the same server with a bunch of strangers.  That would be how he knew.

Ah, reminds me of the old, big, sponsored LAN parties.  You could always tell who was playing Counterstrike by listening for enraged shouting.
I once saw a Counterstrike guy get thrown out of a LAN party.  He totally lost his shit, ranting and raving at the top of his lungs.  Picked up his own keyboard and slammed it into the floor.  Buttons flew everywhere.  Shouted he was going to find and kill the “cheating piece of motherfucking shit” that kept knifing him in-game.

I am seriously waiting for someone to show up at my front door, ready to kill my 19 year old over these games. The guys I work with play it off and tell me that he has the skill to back up his rants but I keep reminding him there are no respawns in real life!

I saw the headline,and then had to check to make sure the story didn’t feature my (soon-to-be, but not soon enough!) Ex-husband!   I was always so embarrassed when he played the games because of the way he acted……even though it was just us in the house.   He always taunted kids and thought it was funny….I just thought it was sad.

But maybe it wasn’t Pogo, maybe King?

He needs to shave the hair off and then he’ll be a proper slaphead!

You can actually get mouse and keyboard peripherals for your Xbox. The accuracy and control is much better, I hear. But they’re pricey.

I’ll never understand how people can just park their asses in front of a computer all day long and just play a freakin’ video game.  My husband does it (well, not all day, he has a job; long into the night, tho!) and I *still* can’t figure out what the draw is! 

“All you find there is immature teenagers and men with mental health issues.”LMAO.

What ??? I don’t play it now … but I have played Halo in the past and I think it’s a great game for who ever. Actually,killing aliens is man’s work though – if you ask me.

On Left for dead 2 I usually call a vote to kick the asshole – if that fails you do have an option to leave the server,and either pick another on going map – or  start your own public, or friends only server.

Generally you only know what the person tells you.In the case of the guy and kid in this article – more than likely they talked in real life, and added each other as friends on the game.I have friends on Steam(the system which connects you to the game servers on a lot of PC games;it also verifies that a player does not have cheats installed on their PC.)and it lets you set up a profile,with a pic and name of your choosing,and you can list your country and state if you wish.

It’s called being 13 and stupid.
If the main two players in the above article were a movie title it would be:
Dumb and dumber.

Exactly.

It’s a man thing … you will never understand – unless you have a sex change operation … and maybe not even then. Your consolation prize:
A man was walking down a dirt road when he happened to find an old, glass bottle. Picking the bottle up, the man wiped it with a piece of tissue he had in his pocket to get a better look at it. POOF!!! A Genie appeared saying “Thank you for freeing me from that bottle; I have been trapped within it for a very long time. I will grant you one wish as my way of rewarding you for your good deed.” When the man had recovered from his shock enough to think straight he responded “I have always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I am afraid of flying, and I become deathly sick anytime I attempt to ride on a boat; so I have never been able to go. For my wish I would like for you to build a highway from right here in Texas – all the way to Hawaii. The Genie thought about it a while then shook his head from side to side saying “No, I think you are going to have to pick something else for your wish … that is way to hard. Think of the pillars and how they will have to be tall enough to touch the ocean floor, think of all the concrete that will be needed. Those are just the first problems in a long line of issues with a project like the bridge you desire. I am a powerful Genie, but even Genies have limitations. The man thought a moment then said “Well there is one other wish I could make … I have always wanted to understand how my wife’s brain works. How she thinks. What makes her tick? The Genie thought for a few minutes then he asked the man “Would you like that highway to be 2 lanes or 4?”

Heh, I always feel bad calling for a vote.  

Sorry, I was killing aliens in Mass Effect. I’ll get my ass back in the kitchen now sir.