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Woman Charged With Assaulting Boyfriend Just Wanted “A Piece Of Ass”

September 29, 2011 at 8:15 am by  

Melissa B. Minarsich Woman Charged With Assaulting Boyfriend Just Wanted A Piece Of Ass IOWA CITY — Police arrested a woman in Iowa, charging her with domestic abuse, after she ripped a door off a house and smacked her bitch up after he refused to have sex with her.

Police say 28-year-old Melissa Minarsich got into an argument with her boyfriend after he refused to feed her vagina. Minarsich allegedly did not take her her demands for dick being rebuffed and became violent, hitting her boyfriend a couple of times and ripping a storm door off the house.

When police arrived they noted Minarsich smelled strongly of alcohol and was slurring her speech. She also did not deny the allegations. “All shy wansh ish a p-p-piece of ass *hic* izat too, too…. *hic*  too mush to ask fer?” Minarsich asked the police.

Because this is the second time Minarsich has been charged with domestic assault, having been convicted of it once before in 2009, she’s looking at a possible two year prison sentence and a fine of $6,250.

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  • Crymzen Vyolet

    “Police say 28-year-old Melissa Minarsich got into an argument with her boyfriend after he refused to feed her vagina” 

    This line made me actually laugh out loud. Now everyone is staring at me like I’m insane. Bonus! You just made my morning. :-)

  • Pyncky

    She’s a little rough around the edges, but I really hate to see a damsel in distress.  Send her my way.

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    (looks around room) I love ya baby, but I ain’t going bat shit nuts for it…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002640507254 Knoxxxious

     I would, too

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I will have to pass … the boyfriend  refusing to tag it indicates to me that some vital info is missing from the article. Where is the part about her coochie smelling like  rotting, uncooked fish ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002640507254 Knoxxxious

     ”Just beat it, don’t eat it”

  • Jemimabean

    Nothing like a full- sized door to the head to elicit an erection. Master of foreplay, this one.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, you guys are vile. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    I would need to see the boyfriend before I can decided if she was justified in going all Rambo and shit. The rest of y’all are cracking me me up with your remarks!

  • Anonymous

    She got it all wrong, once they say “I DO” it’s when the door comes off.

    It’s in the freaking VOWS modderfocker!

  • Anonymous

    If I went all psycho every time my demands for sex were refused, well, hmm…. I guess I would still be perfectly sane. And satisfied. She must be doing it wrong.

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    Feed her vagina? Has anyone seen the movie – “Teeth” ?  I do not want to give too much away, but ummm it sounds like this bitch has a snapping cat looking for some oscar meyer, just like the movie.

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    For the record, if community service means I have to service this bitch – count me in – someone has to do it.

  • Anonymous

    I can see why he refused to have sex with her.  Minarsich is an abusive alcoholic.  My husband was married to one back in the 90′s, when cops looked the other way if the wife was the one drawing blood.  He is a strong man and could easily have defended himself, but he refuses to hit or hurt a woman so he diffused the fists as best he could when she got into one of her drunken tirades.  And then she’d pass out and he’d be left cleaning up the broken mess around them. After they divorced, my husband confessed to me that it took him a while to get used to looking in the mirror and not seeing bruises on his body. 

    I really hope she gets to serve jail time for this, if only to help dry her out.  The ex-wife was drunk when she hit a pedestrian and although he didn’t die, she was charged with vehicular manslaughter and spend six months in prison.  That was the best thing to happen to her because she stayed sober after that – for seven years now. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    The only way you do not feed the vagina is if she has “vagina dentata”. 

  • Anonymous

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NNNooooooooooooooooooo it has to be clean!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002947521627 Hilton Johnson Jr.

    Hell, I’d still hit it.

  • Anonymous

    This Lady is oh sooo beutiful Methinks she would be 10x prettier if she was sloppy drunk slurring and falling down with a cig hanging out of her mouth,  But that’s just me :p

  • guillotinegirl

    I suggest she just bite out a chunk of his ass the next time they’re together. If she carries it around with her in a jar she won’t be able to complain that she didn’t get any.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    The way these diseases  are now-a-days if you mess up and poke the wrong stuff your wanger might just explode on the spot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Damon-Brooks/16830551 Damon Brooks

    Thinking of a woman going bat-shit because she couldn’t get any- funny, and a little hot.

    Thinking of a man going bat-shit because he couldn’t get any- scary, not funny, murderer in training. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I loved that movie.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Well … I guess having a stanky odor is not a minus for everyone …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Anyone hits me – gets hit back.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Do you mean  dentate ? ( As in having tooth like projections.)
    I can’t believe you guys would totally ignore her funky smell and tag that.

  • Anonymous

    He doesn’t need a reason. No means no.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

     Foul smelling tuna makes my Black Mamba shrink.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    My girlfriends hotter than she is.

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    Yeah?! And what of it???!! Its like that sometimes….:P :D

  • Hekate

    when the booty call goes horribly, horribly wrong……

  • Anonymous

    That’s fine until the cops show up. 
     
    The way it was (then) in his town: if she hits you and you don’t hit her back = cops see it as family affair and leave it be. 
    But if she hits you and then YOU hit her back = that’s domestic assault and you get arrested and your asshole wife gets to continue drinking in peace while you sit in county.

  • Anonymous

    *wanker lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1415881786 Tori Sheffer

    ok what part of this did the boyfriend not get…WHAT DID HE NOT GET IN MONSTERS BALL…I JUST WANT U TO MAKE ME FEEEEEEELLLLL GOOOD!!!JUST MAKE ME FEEEEL GOOOD!

  • LeaveMeBe

    I really wish your husband had lived in the town where my ex-husband was a cop, at least then I would know that justice had been served there at least once and your husband would have been safe sooner. My ex was an abusive domestic violence pro with a gun and a badge. He used to brag to me and rub it in my face that whenever he showed up on a DV call he ALWAYS took the woman in. Sometimes there is no justice.

  • LeaveMeBe

    It’s good to see a guy with standards. :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Yes! Vagina teeth (which is also an interesting nickname).  If she happens to be “less than fresh” you can always just throw her in the shower and scrub until it is so clean you can see yourself in it.  0.o

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Ahh … wanker the correct English word  for someone who is a masturbator, or a dick – or stupid;I was using the Ebonics version of the word.The way Ebonics works (for those of you that still don’t get it) is you bastardize the correct spelling and pronunciation of a word,then place that word in a sentence in place of the correctly spelled word;you then hope an pray that someone gets it.If you get corrected, or someone replies using words which are even more bastardized than what you used – mission accomplished.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Maybe he recently discovered that he’s actually gay.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    That’s fucked up.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    ” he ALWAYS took the woman in.” WOW … I believe it was Obi-Wan Kenobi who first said that there must be balance in the force.Since it seems like men are usually the victims of this type of rule maybe your ex was a balancing force.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Are you by any chance related to Pete ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    That is so not fair.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    LOL.LOL.LOL.

  • Anonymous

    It is.  I’m glad police policy is slowly coming around to give men equal rights in abuse cases.

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry your ex was such an oxygen-thief. 

  • Anonymous

    Haha lmao

  • http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

    Condoms and nose plugs – An essential for such an endeavor – however, I will not make it my dinner said Sam I am.

  • Anonymous

    Speaking of vagina, Morrid your favorite lady, Nancy Grace is on Dancing with Stars. She had a wardrobe malfuntion and their was nippilage.No problem you can thank me later, have a nice day :)

  • reapre

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ***high fives Behemothll***

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    Hey, it is possible for a guy to just not be in the mood.  Sometimes we just don’t want to visit the Pink Goddess.

  • reapre

    This is like the best story ever.

    Not from the domestic violence angle, but because she wanted dick SO bad, she tore A DOOR off it’s hinges.  If she tore it off one handed…can you imagine the handjob she could give?! WOOOWEE!

  • Jemimabean

    I will never be able to say “Nomnomnom” again without thinking about this.

  • Anonymous

    If this is the second time that she’s been arrested, does that mean that it’s the second time someone refused to feed her vagina? I think not.

    **ETA: Actually, I HOPE not.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Just because we share DNA does not make us related.  j/k j/k 

  • Siobhan

    OMG, that is truly horrifying!
    I am so thankful that I don’t watch that program, as seeing NG’s droopy, dripping nips could 
    cause me to turn all hetro, and tear off Morbid’s screen door while demanding some seriously freaky sex in attempts to purge the aforementioned image from my already demented mind.

  • http://musclegrown.jigsy.com Darrell FIne

    WHAT THE FUCK? He DESERVED to get his ass beat. If I EVER refused my wife, someone beat my ass. PLEASE. I could be in a fucking BODYCAST, they better leave a hole for my dick to poke through. JUST FUCK HER ALREADY AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT!!! LMFAO!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Aww, now I’m jealous. :-(

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    If the whole football team has ran through the Bitch,and made deposits  in her sperm bank – I would follow the victim’s lead and say “Hell No.”

  • Anonymous

    Some good ol’ fashioned, rip the storm door off the fuckin’ house kinda fuckin would feel pretty good right about now. Too bad there wasn’t someone…..heyyyyyy ;)