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Police: Man Brings Baby To Bar, Starts Two Fights

September 29, 2011 at 6:09 am by Jaded

Tampa, FL — Kristopher Mills is facing numerous charges after police say he entered a bar with his 9-month-old child and proceeded to start two separate fights.

According to police, Mills entered Shenaniganz Bar with the child Sunday evening, approached a male patron and pulled his hair. Wait…what? Baby or no baby, that’s a real pussy move. I guess he must have left his purse in the car…

Anyway, the hair tuggin’ led to some sort of fight, which I imagine was nothing more than a couple of bitch slaps and a few girlish screams.

When the first fight (?) concluded, Mills reportedly handed the child to a friend in the bar and confronted a second man, striking him with his fists. No word on whether anyone lost any hair or suffered any broken nails during that confrontation.

At some point during all this rumblin’, Mills managed to toss back about six beers. Fortunately, the police arrived before Mills could take off with the infant in his car.

The little spitfire wasn’t quite done – when the arresting officer placed him under arrest, Mills reportedly struck him. He then threatened the arresting officer and tried to stop deputies from shackling his legs. Once at the jail, police say they had to carry Mills to the booking area because he refused to walk.

Mills, 32, is now facing charges of battery, child neglect and assault. The child was placed in protective custody.

Tags: assault and battery, Battery, Child Neglect, Florida, Kristopher Mills

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Anonymous

Just look at that picture. He’s got “asshole” written all over him. I’m just glad the baby’s safe.
http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

I guess he learned the hard way. Never trust your (baby) backup. Where was mommy dearest?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

What do you expect from a Werewolf ?
Anonymous

No, werewolves are supposed to be all hot and sexy. Haven’t we learned anything from True Blood?
Jemimabean

I’m reminded of the old “Irish bar fight” skit- “Bitch, I’m gonna choke you to death! Hey, you, here, just hold my baby real quick.”
And no WAY he is 32. Liar, liar.
Jemimabean

Oh, was THAT what we were meant to learn? I always thought it was “If you can muster up a group of like- minded pieces of shit, we can beat ANYONE to death and blame it on our supernatural ability.”
Anonymous

I’m a bartender and If this or any scumbag for that matter walked into my bar with a baby they’d be hating their life really freakin quick. For one, daddy of the year would never have had the chance to toss back 6 beers. Sure, I would have served him A beer. Only to buy time for the cops to get there. What kind of bar serves a guy with a little baby with him, who has also already (possibly) been involved in 1 scuffle? This is Tampa Fl not backwoods Tennessee or something, geez…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002947521627 Hilton Johnson Jr.

I see nothing wrong here. He was clearly training his son for the battle against Cell in 3 years.
http://twitter.com/Q_Jordon Quintin Jordon

Man brings baby to bar; starts two fights? That is the last time that baby should be allowed in that bar. The little son of a bitch starts two fights and . . . oh wait a minute. . . nevermind. . . Boy my face is red.
LeaveMeBe

“Police say they had to carry Mills to the booking area because he refused to walk”.

You gotta crawl before you can walk. Was he screaming and crying asking for his wubby, binky and mommy also?
LeaveMeBe

Babies love bar brawls!
Anonymous

I know this cross dressing fool and he was upset because the first patron pulled his 4.50 bra from kmart off and would not give it back. The second patron interferred with the fight and that is how he got involved.
Anonymous

“this is Tampa Fl not backwoods Tennessee or something…”

This statement may not reflect the views of Dreamin’ Demon members. After all, it’s in Flori-duh.
Anonymous

While this is certaintly no good behavior, it beats going out stealing shit & raping women.
Coyote

You know what he’s thinking in that mug shot, “That’s the last time I get stuck babysitting”.
guillotinegirl

This would have been impressive if it was the baby who started the fights.
Anonymous

Clever! After all, it is in fact my mistake for assuming someone might be able to read between the lines with a comment ending with something as serious as “geez” .
Anonymous

Why stop now? The judge in the case may need a good punchin’ too.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

Damn I always get beat to the better reply comments on here …
aka jas

Look at this dude, he a damned neandrilthal. I pictured him walking in with the kid only hold him by his arm. What a drunk buffoon.
Anonymous

You learned wrong.
aka jas

I thought typically that guns, knives, and hand grennades were brought to bar fights. Who the hell takes a baby? This guy doesnt know shit about bar fights and weaponry.
LeaveMeBe

C’mon now! Surely you’ve changed and exploding diaper or two. The US Military even uses those against the Taliban.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CSQ7HVDKFEKNWEZT4WELYWEFWE Lavonna H

”"Wait…what? Baby or no baby, that’s a real pussy move. I guess he must have left his purse in the car…Anyway, the hair tuggin’ led to some sort of fight, which I imagine was nothing more than a couple of bitch slaps and a few girlish screams.”"

Jaded I still love your sense of humor.. You Rock!
Reen B

That’s damn funny!! I was thinking he needed a good Tasering to make him crawl like a baby!
Anonymous

I know ,32 ?Cripes sake, iam 50 and he looks older then me.
Anonymous

I second that, that was some funny shit right there.
Siobhan

Unfortunately, in Florida, children are allowed in bars that serve food during the day hours, but are not allowed in after 9:00 pm, nor are they allowed to sit at the bar itself.
This pertains to bars that do not have a separate rooms for dining; if the bar has a separate dining area then children are allowed in as long as the dining area remains open for business.
I agree with you though, a bar is no place for a child, at any hour, IMO.
http://musclegrown.jigsy.com Darrell FIne

lol…yea, that was one helluva rough 32 years.
http://musclegrown.jigsy.com Darrell FIne

You already said it. FLORIDA. These fuckin’ bartenders in most places around will serve almost ANYBODY.
Jemimabean

He’s lucky there wasn’t a gizzly in the pub!
“I’m sorry, sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
“Why? You got something against bears?”
“No, drug users. That was a Bar Bitch You Ate.”

If I can’t laugh at myself, who will?