APPLETON, Wis.— Last year, 23-year-old Mariah Pyatskowit became a minor Youtube celebrity after she was caught on cell phone video inside a Mernards losing her marbles.
It was during Black Friday and Pyatskowit decided she was not going to the back of the enormously long checkout line and decided to cut in the line near the front with a cart full of merchandise.
As you can imagine, this did not sit well with the people who had been waiting in the line for hours and they called her out on it.
After some verbal sparring, store employees were called over to handle the situation, and that’s when Pyatskowit throws an embarrassing tantrum and worked her crazy-ass into my black heart.
As you can see in the following video, Pyatskowit pushes all of her items off the cart she had them on, then begins screaming at everyone while being restrained.
“Are you happy now, are you happy now!?” screams a restrained Pyatskowit. My erection indicates the answer to that question is a definite ”yes.”
For her outburst, Pyatskowit was convicted of disorderly conduct Monday, sentenced to a year’s probation and ordered to perform 40 hours of community service. If she completes the terms of her probation, the conviction will magically disappear.
Tags: black friday, Crime, disorderly conduct, Mariah Pyatskowit, mental illness, Wisconsin